You know what? The world spends way too much time on that other sort-of princess who dresses like her grandmother-in-law 90 percent of the time. Let’s show the love to that Grimaldi girl for once.
Prince Albert II and Princess Charlene of Monaco arriving at the Schloss Bellevue Palace as part of their visit to Berlin.
Wow. Counselor Troi to the bridge, please.
Ohhhhhh, honey. Come here. You need a hug.
Look, we’ll make this quick before Alba the Hutt sees us and has us executed: Ditch the Princess Di hair, dear. It’s too obvious and everyone’s rolling their eyes at you behind your back. Also, never let anyone tell you that your gorgeous Olympian shoulders need to be camouflaged or minimized. That kind of thinking leads to horrifying Star Trek outfits like the one you’re currently sporting. Avoid any outfit the color of toothpaste from now on. Pantsuits are kind of aging on you, for some reason.
Also: run. Ditch the heels and RUN.
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