Mariah Carey is the New American Idol Judge
… and her “official” promotional picture is HILARIOUS:
“These are my breasts, which have served me well in my career, and this is my waist, which doesn’t look like this in non-official pictures of myself.”
Never change, Mimi. But why are your lips, nails, hair and skin all the exact same color? It’s a bit disconcerting.
[Photo Credit: FOX/Mark Cant]