Lady Gaga in Australia

Posted on July 09, 2012

Steffi’s been quite busy and we’ve got several looks to look at. Since Hot Ginger Handler only makes appearances in the margins, we’re not inclined to do anything more than toss out bitchy one-liners. It’s more fun that way.

If Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone ever figured out a way to conceive a child together, this is exactly what it would look like.

EXACTLY.

 

We love this. It’s some twisted-ass kinky-sex-and-drag version of a Who from Whoville. A Whooker, if you will.

We want to touch HGH’s beard.

 

Just dashing off to the gym for a quick workout. Face it: Steffi’s world is just more glamorous than yours.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Scope Australia/PacificCoastNews.com]

    • shopgirl716

      I don’t really care what she wears.  I just want to see Hot Ginger Handler.

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      I’m slightly surprised she wears the same shoes over and over. It’s a good thing, recycling, but it surprises me

      • CozyCat

        She’s really trying to keep the horse hoof shoe trend alive, isn’t she?  I think she’s the only woman on the planet who can walk in those…

      • kimmeister

        Well, they take up as much room as 3 pairs of regular shoes!

    • Beth G

      Did she only have room in the suitcase for one pairs of boots?  Seriously… these airline restrictions have gotten to difficult to live with.

      • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

        You do when you choose THOSE boots!  Damn you, airlines!!!

      • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

         They go with everything!

    • AmeliaEve

      Did she only bring one pair of shoes to Australia?

    • Paigealicious

      That last get-up seems a little too Ke$ha for Gaga. I also appreciate the Whoville hooker, look…like the hair there, too.  And the Edina/Patsy lovechild comparison is spot on, sweetie dahlings!

    • call_me_schmeg

      i love that even her orange ponytail pop-it-on has roots. i’m going to start walking around with a sharpie and sign random things before people can stop me.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      I hated that second look until you said “Whooker.” Now I cannot but love.

    • Imasewsure

      A “whooker”…. best line ever!! And in the third picture I kept thinking she looks like a bad-girl Pebbles Flintstone… LUV HAH 

      • 3boysful

          . . . and in the first outfit, she’s Carmen Sandiego.

    • swissgirl

      I just cannot get enough of her and I’m old enough to be her mother. In fact I wish I were!

      • JaneDC

        I’m probably old enough to be her grandmother, in which case I would never be able show my face at the mahjong table again!

    • Le_Sigh

      I wonder what they would name that child – Pedina?  Edsy?  

      • TheDivineMissAnn

         Dahling, maybe.  Then they wouldn’t forget it!

    • SapphoPoet

      I always wonder how much luggage she travels with. 

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      Oh, TLo, just when I was feeling down & sluggish this afternoon, wondering how I would make it through the rest of the day, you throw a girl a little HG*Bearded*H to make it all better. Bless you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506473106 Mori Clark

      first dress is tres cute. i’d totally wear a toned-down version of that ensemble. 

    • MilaXX

      My favorite look is the Wooler. Also is that dirty blonde roadie trying to upstaged HGH? Please tell me that’s him on our right.

    • ms_kat

      The last picture made me shout “JAZZERCISE!”  Well at least shout it in my head. 

      • ClevelandburbsBeth

        I’m a Jazzercise instructor and I assure you I’d only wear that get-up on Halloween. Although, this Halloween I’m going with the Whooker look, minus the boots. Might break a few bones on the grapevines.

        • kimmeister

          Wow, I didn’t know that Jazzercise was still around!

        • ms_kat

          What a heel I am. I didn’t mean to offend ‹ it is that Jazzercise is tangled up in a bunch of associations for me. My mom was a club pro at a gym when I was growing up in the 80s and I remember the huge jazzercise classes they had all with women dressed like this ‹ except the tights were rarely black and often shiny.

          • ClevelandburbsBeth

             Oh, heck. I’m probably the heel for bristling. I just love Jazzercise, and felt the need to defend it. I wish the spazzy, leotard-wearing reputation would go away. If you get a chance to take a class, you’ll see it’s a great workout. It has (at the risk of sounding dramatic) changed my life.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      “We want to touch HGH’s beard.”

      That’s GOT to be a euphemism for SOMETHING.

    • MarissaLG

      If you simply scroll down, these looks go from FAB to Meh, to WHAT in order. 

    • formerlyAnon

      I am quite entertained by her range.

      HGH needs to remain clean shaven, IMO. Do it for your Internet following, Ed!

    • http://twitter.com/Hussified Coleen

      I have the worst case of feminine itching just looking at that last outfit.

    • mjude

      i love it when we get a dose of steff & the hgh isnt to bad either.

    • TieDye64

      I’m sort of digging the Whooker look. Ha.

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      “Just dashing off to the gym for a quick workout.”

      Walking in those shoes is a workout in itself!

      • kimmeister

        Yeah, forget about those Shape-Up sneakers!

    • cmb92191

      Is it bad that I am looking at HGH pants pockets and wondering what is in them?  Right side (closest to rope) looks like a phone.  Left side looks like a firearm…  And I can go all kinds of places with gun metaphors!

    • krystinamarie

      Cheetara called, she wants her leotard back. (https://www.google.com/search?q=cheetara)

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Patsy and Edina’s baby…giggle, giggle…good one!

    • anotherkate

      Those giant platforms she insists on wearing really do nothing for her legs. I get it that she’s short(er than the average supermodel), but it doesn’t do you any good to add height if you chop your leg off above the ankle. Still love her crazy ass, though.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I can’t say I really like any of these.  As for the second outfit…”Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small” was apparently stuffed into the bodice under Steffi’s boobs.

      • JaneDC

        Oh, so THAT’S how she did it!

    • snarkykitten

      The Cheetara outfit is the most uninspired thing she’s done.

    • Jill Roberts

      I’ve completely come around on Steffi, particularly since she’s toned down the conceptual (yawn) and entered her psychedelic pinup tsarina circus gumshoe burlesque duchess dominatrix phase.  Ca va?

      • JaneDC

        Exactly.

    • Alexis Keller

      I wonder if Hot Ginger Handler knows about his dedicated internet following

    • Nicole Chubb

      I am DYING. Whoooooker!!!!

    • Pants_are_a_must

      “Glamorous” is not a word that comes in my mind when it comes to these outfits.

    • another_laura

      Awwww, Hot Ginger Handler looks tired.  Come on over here, honey, take a nap with me.

    • kikisayshi

      It just wouldn’t be Gaga without a little WTF.

    • guest2visits

      Those boots really only belong to the last outfit. Why? Hell if I know.  I thought the first outfit with the hat was kind of fun and
      chic, minus the boots.  The other two are veering back to monster/alien/freak; starting with those boots.
      Have to give her credit, not only a solid voice, talented pianist and ace pasta maker; she’s a skilled stilt walker too.

    • bellafigura1

      OMG, I just spit-laughed.  Edina + Patsy = GaGa.  So. Effing. True.

    • glennethph

      Those shoes? Should be shot and thrown into the depths of Mount Doom.

    • SewingSiren

      Where was Hot Gingy when she was wearing the tiger swim suit? I don’t like that. Where is he? Now I feel all worried.

    • LinXGUA

      The last ouffit: she looks like Peg from Married With Children. And i love it.

    • JaneDC

      A Whooker!  Snort!!!!!

    • gubblebumm

      love fact she has autograph pen in hand!!!! 

    • librarygrrl64

      “If Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone ever figured out a way to conceive a child together, this is exactly what it would look like.” Nailed it.

    • jjfg

      Did she not bring a changes of shoes?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      “Whooker.” Dying over here. Dying.