Jennifer Lopez in Tom Ford

Posted on July 26, 2012

Thanks to our Fairy Blogsisters, we absolutely can’t look at a picture of J Lo without hearing “Hola, Lovers.”

Jennifer Lopez celebrates her birthday with her boyfriend in a Tom Ford dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.

Tom Ford Fall 2012 Collection

Christian Louboutin ‘Bis Un Bout’ Pump

Y’know? We have to say, we’re disappointed. We would have expected J Lo celebrating the anniversary of her 29th birthday with her clearly bi-curious boytoy to be more of a spectacle. Where’s the glitter, Jenny? The snakeskin? The patches of J Lo skin peeking through in less-than-elegant places? The fur? The diamonds? Sure it’s tight and it’s red and it’s showing off major skin acreage (as well as the Lopez moneymaker) when she walks away, but as far as impact dresses go, we wouldn’t even put this in J Lo’s personal Top Twenty. And it’s not like her to miss an opportunity to diva her ass up all over the place.  Sad. We expected you to come out looking like a disco ball in a fur coat, girl.

Still; we’ll give her credit for one thing: she’s the only person who’s managed to make those ridiculous shoes almost work, if you squint a little.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, tomford.com, christianlouboutin.com]

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