Jackson and Kruger in Paris

Posted on July 09, 2012

Skinny bitches. We hate them. “Ooooh, look at meeeeee. I’m in Paris and I’m all famous and rich and gorgeous and shit!” They think they’re all that.

 

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger go for a stroll and make a stop at the Jardins des Tuileries funfair in Paris.

Oh. Right. They are all that.

 

Although her tuck looks really stupid.

Look, they’re tan, skinny, and look really good even though they’re not wearing anything spectacular. We’re just feeling a little vulnerable and threatened right now. Let’s make fun of her purse.

 

Gucci ‘Lady Stirrup’ Bag

Shit. We can’t even do that. That’s a kickass bag.

Aw, we can’t stay mad. That’s adorable.

 

 

[Photo Credit: wireimage, gucci.com]

    • Lilithcat

      We’re just feeling a little vulnerable and threatened right now.

      I’m not surprised.  After all, girl has a gun!  Better watch what you say around her.

      Can’t agree about the bag.  It looks as though she’s making a house call.  Except that doctors don’t do that any more.

    • EditKitten

      Man, they look so perfectly cool and … Parisian.

    • homofascist

      Don’t set the purse down!!!

      • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

         That lady in the striped dress is clearly sizing up her chances.

    • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

      I know I shouldn’t wear those pants, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting them..love her whole outfit, minus that weird tuck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1047749944 Katherine Pavlica

      I want those pants!

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        Yeah, me too.  But more than that, I think I want the legs, stomach and arse that could FIT in those trousers…

    • momogus

      You never mentioned her kooky hat!

    • Danielle Rich

      he’s wearing the most boring, nondescript outfit ever and he’s still hot as hell.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

        Sometimes, that’s all it takes. Hipsters, take note.

      • Alisa Rivera

        It’s because everything fits. You can really see the lines of his body. Sigh.

        • Pennymac

          Re-looked after reading your comment, and Dayum, you’re right.

    • charlotte

      Oh yes, they are all that. And beside looking Parisian, she’s working some German Schützenfest experience in the last picture.

    • Lori

      I irrationally hate her hat. We could talk about that. Other than that I got nothing. Her tuck is really stupid, but otherwise they do look great. If I wore those jeans I’d look like the Fruit of the Loom grape. Sigh. 

      • CozyCat

        I think she’s in love with that hat.  We all do that with some item of clothing, and then wear it:   Every.  Single.   Day.  Makes her more of a real person.

        Damn. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

      Damn. He looks good.

    • RebeccaKW

      I love that she’s wearing flats.  She doesn’t have to run around in sky high heels to be glamorous.

      I hate the tuck, too, but the outfit is pretty darn cute.

      And man, Pacey can fill out some blue jeans.  I’m disappointed hat random chick’s bag is blocking the view of his butt!

      • carolynmo

        Yeah, her flats are good–like those a lot.

    • janetjb

      They’re too cute.

    • call_me_schmeg

      i want to attack him with a razor. a sexy, sexy razor.
       
      what? where am i?

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      I love that she’s wearing flat sandals because those would be comfortable for a stroll around the streets of Paris.  So many actresses would feel the need to wear torture devices.

    • MzzPants

      Now I see his hotness.  It had eluded me before. 

    • Pants_are_a_must

      She’s still one pair of Manolos away from looking like Carrie in Paris. He’s still doing his “American in Paris, hear me scruff!” thing that he really does well.

    • Sartorial_She

      I am distracted by the fact that her hair is braided in only one of the photos. Apparently they were stalked by paparazzi all day. They are adorable…but his camel toe isn’t!!

    • miagain

      Bet she’d like to turn that gun 90 degrees and shoot the photographers!

    • Alisa Rivera

      Hat is ridiculous, so is the shirt tuck, and the wash of his jeans is a tragedy. Other than that, they’re perfect. Bitches.

    • MarissaLG

      Her hat is a little foolish, but everything else is perfection. Mostly Pacey is perfection, but she’s not bad I guess. 

    • Le_Sigh

      I want that hat!  And that bag.

    • Cynica

      People, focus! Do my eyes deceive me, or is she walking out of Boucheron with a honking big diamond on her left hand?

      • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

         I thought the same thing.

      • Anathema_Device

         I know. And they are both looking at it in the second photo.

      • susu11

         Oooo! I just noticed it! Gurrrlll…

      • formerlyAnon

         Deep breaths. It’s on her middle finger, no?

    • claudemtl777

      You could make fun of the stupid hat…(We’ve seen it on her before, it looked stupid then, too…)

    • Spicytomato1

      Ack…she’s doing the exact tuck my husband seems compelled to do whenever he wears a t-shirt that’s a little too long! I am forever telling him to untuck. On that note, I have a friend who actually has his t-shirts tailored to the length he has deemed acceptable for untucked deployment.

      Otherwise, she looks adorable, those pants are perfect on her — shape and color-wise.

      He looks like he just rolled out of bed…

    • Cathy S

      The tuck thing looks stupid. I love his shoes though.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      Love her shoes and purse. The hat pains me, though.

    • http://twitter.com/A_SmallFry AC

       She put the bag on the floor?! Why not make Pacey hold it??

      • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

         Because he’s holding a gun too.  It’s really hard to see.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

      Diane, hand the purse to me and no one gets hurt. You don’t need a bag with a name that reminds ladies of their monthly visit to the gyno.

    • BazoDee

      He’s really slimmed down/buffed up. The both look perfectly adorable. I’m intrigued by that ring though…

    • andreawey

      I can’t get past the stupid, pretentious tuck! Sorry, I’m a little ocd about stuff like that……

    • Anathema_Device

      Hate that half tuck. I understand it b/c the shirt is too long, and it wouldn’t look good fully tucked or fully untucked. In which case, wear a different shirt!!

      They are pretty cute, though. I love her pants and her bag.

    • SapphoPoet

      I like her purple jeans. Bad idea to set the purse down like that, although I guess they have enough photographers following them around that a purse snatching is unlikely. 

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      Are those overdyed, pinstriped, cuffed jeans?

      1985 called. They want their clothing back. 

      eh, I’m just a jealous cow. They do look cute and that bag is killer.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      I. Want. Those. Pants.

    • Little_Olive

      And to think after that adorable and sartorially cute day they must go into their hotel and have perfect sex. Yeah, I dig your vulnerability. 

      • formerlyAnon

         The people one thinks are having perfect sex (is there any such thing?) never are.

        That said, they look so cute that I kinda hope I’m wrong.

        • Little_Olive

          Oh. totally, but I need the complete fantasy. Otherwise I’m just loving her pants and sandals.  

    • alyce1213

      Love the way he looks, hate the way she looks: bad stupid hat, bad T-shirt tuck, wrong (albeit beautiful) bag.  Her sandals are cute, though.

    • kimmeister

      Besides the tuck being stupid, that top is giving her linebacker shoulders.  Not flattering.

      He looks so boy-next-door cute I’ll even forgive the untied shoelaces just this once.

    • KaileeM

      I love her sandals. I’m always on the hunt for a cute sandal you can actually walk around in.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1186945272 Ivette M. Rivera-Giusti

        Me too! Anybody recognize the brand?

        • MarleneK

          They’re from Urban Outfitters and are around 20 bucks. I love that she doesn’t care.

    • jw_ny

      Her:  Like the hat, dislike that it’s cocked to the side.  Like her bag, dislike that she paired it with this outfit and outing. Seems like a smaller bag with a longer strap would be more appropriate for a day out and about the city, rather than that big clunky, hand held one.  Her pants are great.  All around she looks cool, comfy and stylish.  

      Him: Looks like any other guy on the street..nothing noteworthy, although he looks fine. 

    • Mildred20

      The purse is pretty nice, but the name “Lady Stirrup” ??? Makes me think of the gynecologist.

    • Beth G

      The hat is too cliche.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Love her pants and shoes. Hate her tucked T and that stupid hat. But she does have a gun and a cute bf, so… Backing away slowly.

    • librarygrrl64

      I don’t know, Germans with guns…always makes me a little nervous…. ;-)

    • Susan Crawford

      That bag is going to haunt my dreams – beautiful design.

      Is there anyone who can explain that front-tuck thing I see so many stars and celebs sporting? What is THAT all about? What are the semiotics? “My fly is compelling and must be exposed by tucking in such a way that despite looking like a douche, I will still overwhelm you.” Or what???

    • sashaychante

      The tuck, the stripes, the man-cap…this look is too contrived to be cute.  He looks more handsome than most would in just jeans and a T.

    • guest2visits

      Nope… I can’t get into that ensemble she’s wearing. It looks too silly and precious. I like his average jeans,T, and sneaks so
      much better.  I hate the sandals, I hate the hat this time, and the way the top and bottom fit. I hate the bag ‘matched’ with it.
      And I hate the way this does not flatter her in the slightest; she’s a twig in this.

    • TomBord

      Is she dealing weed of that bag? 

       

    • Laura Valentine

      I want those pants.  Oh yes.  Although they would not look as cute on me, I do not even care, I would wear the hell out of them.

    • victoria rodeno

      She gives him class, he gives her “approachability”. He affirms that any dude can get the awesome girl. 

    • DaveUWSNYC

      She had a bag? I couldn’t see it for the basket.

    • TomBord

      Is she dealing weed out of that bag? ……………. The hat says YES!

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      OK. Enough Joshua Jackson already.

    • marilyn

      Hate his shoes.  Her purse is too formal for the “going to K-Mart” outfit they have on.  Her shirt tuck is very stupid. 

    • MilaXX

      She needs to untuck her shirt and ditch the hat. Otherwise cute looking couple & I covet her bag.

    • EEKstl

      Damn them!!!!!!!!

    • susu11

      Lose the hat and untuck the shirt, and she would have looked cool without being pretentious. She’s holding that toy rifle pretty well though-good posture!

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      Are berets popular and I missed it, somehow? Because they still scream “Indie hipster fuck” to me (in a bad way. some things scream that in a good way).

    • ballerinawithagun

      Hate that tuck in look! There are so many cute “mullet” tops right now, just buy one!

    • formerlyAnon

      I hate that silly t-shirt tuck. But I have to admit that from the front, if untucked the t-shirt would have looked sloppy and there’d have been less flattering proportions to the look. So, while she should have worn a shorter t-shirt, there was a point to the stupid tuck.

    • black crazydog

      He is so beautiful, it hurts.

    • http://twitter.com/MarfMom Maya

      The tuck has to go!

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      Can we make fun of her hat, then? 

    • XPT

      He looks scruffy and delicious.

    • TieDye64

      Not exciting, but they look good. And it’s so nice to see a chick who’s rocking some awesome flats. The hat bugs though.

    • MsMajestyk

      Cute, though I’m obsessing more over the weird diagonal line of her zipper than the tucked shirt.  What’s up with that?  I’m sure those pants are pricey and they should not fit like that.  Yes, cute sandals, but there’s about 1/8″ of flat, hard sole, which doesn’t look comfy for walking at all.  I guess I’m getting more practical(and curmudgeonly) with age.  Sigh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/stelladallas Alice Dennard

      Her Gucci is on the ground! noooo!

    • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

      I have no idea if it’s just the jeans and tee-shirt, or if he’s been working out, but my Pacey sensors just perked up.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HU6TW5A67UOLM5IPLN6INMAVZ4 Martin C

      Rich: places Gucci bag on the ground
      Semi-rish: honey can you hold this for me

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      Again, he looks delicious!

    • jmoss1

      Her hat is stupid – she looks like a Village person.

    • Verascity

      I can’t get past the stupidity of the tuck. It’s so terrible.

    • Warrior89

      I’m not even looking at her.  His jeans.  What.  Takes a girl back to the late eighties when you could see a MAN in his jeans…sigh…

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      She’s pretty funny on the last page of the new Details: she imagines she has a truth serum, just to check up on poor Joshua. Hmmm.

    • lisaepc

      I will just say, if I have to pick anything…I am not in love with the hat.
       

    • Michael Owens

      He actually looks a little soft, in my opinion.