Kittens, T & Lo have decided to start the day with an argument. Sometimes when they’ve been together a really long time, a couple will wake up one morning, get out of bed, take one look at each other and agree: “Yep. We’re gonna have ourselves a fight today.”
Marrieds and other long-terms, you know what we say is true.
Anne Hathaway attends the premiere of “The Dark Knight Rises” in New York City in a Prabal Gurung gown paired with Casadei shoes and Kwiat jewelry.
Prabal Resort 2013 Collection
And now… a short one-act play:
Lo: I think she looks great.
T: You’re kidding me.
Lo: No, I am NOT kidding you. I am quite serious.
T: Well allright, Miss Priss. You wanna share with the rest of the class why you’re so enamored with this dress?
Lo: I hate when you start performing for a non-existent audience.
T: I do not do that.
Lo: Oh, please. Anyway, I think the back is gorgeous.
T: And…? That’s it? Because it looks like a poorly draped sheet to me.
Lo: I have a feeling the dress was more dramatic in person.
T: Weak tea. And she looks droopy.
Lo: She needs to work on her posture.
T: She needs to work on her DRESS.
Lo: Well, I like the shoes.
T: Oh, come on. You’re making shit up now. You can’t even SEE the shoes.
Lo: I can too. Fourth picture down.
T: My, yes. That glimpse of her toe box is scintillating.
Lo: Okay, fashion mastermind. Give me your take.
T: Like I said; she looks droopy and the dress looks over-draped. Essentially, it’s a fit issue. The whole thing just kinda hangs off her. Adding that modesty panel and twisting the straps ruined the lines of the dress.
Lo: That’s it?
T: Plus a disturbing lack of jewelry.
Lo: She’s wearing a bracelet.
T: Sure, but with that hair and a goddess gown, she really needed some earrings to punctuate the look.
Lo: Well, I think she looks classically gorgeous.
T: And I think she looks depressingly half-assed.
Lo: Oh, shut up.
T: You shut up.
There you have it, minions. Choose your daddy.
IN! Lorenzo is my daddy!
OUT! Papa Tom knows the score!
Dianna Agron’s poor attempt at being interesting was shouted down by the Bitter Kittens, who voted the look OUT.
[Photo Credit: Larry Busacca/Getty Images, vogue.com]