Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jessica Biel
Don’t get us wrong, Jessica Biel, what you are wearing is a very cute dress…
Jessica Biel at the 2012 ESPY Awards Press Room in a Christian Dior dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood for Roksanda Ilincic pumps.
Christian Dior Resort 2013 Collection
Nicholas Kirkwood for Roksanda Ilincic Spring 2012 Pump
…It’s just not the dress for you, dear. You’re tall and statuesque with an athletic body, which means you tend to look great in drapey, dramatic stuff. And while we’d never say you can’t wear a dress like this; it’s simply not where your style strengths lie. It just doesn’t feel quite right. Leave the sassy cheerleader outfits for the tiny little gals who can pull them off. Ship this off to Chloe Moretz or Hailee Steinfeld, dear.
But hey, love your shoes.