We don’t feature Brit very often, but we have two good reasons for that:
- She’s tragic.
- Her clothes are tragic.
Because of the former, we sometimes feel we can’t make fun of the latter, y’know? For instance:
Britney Spears attends The X Factor auditions in Greensboro, NC in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Valentino pumps.
Regardless of how the dress looks on her (way too tight, as per usual), we find her difficult to look at in pictures like this because she looks so desperately uncomfortable and unhappy. She’s wound so tight that she’s holding on to her hips like life preservers. We always want to tell her to relax and then we remember that she’s standing in front of shrieking fans and photographers, which makes relaxing impossible. And unfortunately for her, she doesn’t possess the ability to fake it till you make it. Some stars can shrug this kind of shit off like water but for others, you can see just how stressful and unpleasant they find the whole thing.
Having said all that, the dress is perfectly fine, if it is Britney-tight. The shoes are kinda fab in a slightly trashy-fun way, which suits both her and the dress to a T. The hair’s kind of sad, though. Still, as Britney outfits go, this is downright understated and chic.
It all just looks so exhausting for her, doesn’t it? But hey, if it matters to you, Brit (and we suspect it does), your bod looks pretty slammin’ lately.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, saksfifthavenue.com]