Darlings, it was the 14th Annual Young Hollywood Awards, where there is no red carpet; merely a photo booth into which the stars are shoved for extremely tense-looking pictures taken from incredibly unflattering angles!
It is so ON!
We feel that we cannot properly judge the merits of this outfit because it’s so wildly distorted, giving him Easter Island head and a body that looks like it’s about 11 feet long. At any rate, the jacket looks nice. His shirt needed pressing, though.
Cute, but she desperately needs jewelry.
Bella Thorne in Maria Lucia Hohan
Cody Horn in Marios Schwab
Not bad. Who would’ve thought something called the Young Hollywood Awards would have a relatively polished red carpet?
That dress is adorable but that purse is out of proportion.
Shoes all wrong, needed more jewelry.
Ginnifer Goodwin (in Monique Lhuillier) and Josh Dallas
They look like they’re stopping by on the way to their wedding. Which speaks to how put together they are, we guess. But Sweet Jesus on a Breadstick, these two are the very definition of “bland.”
James Van Der Beek
AAAAAAAHHH! GIANT HEAD!
Not bad, but not great, either. Kinda dull, actually.
Well, at least it’s not dull. The dress looks like cheap curtains and the shoes look like bedroom slippers. Thank you, Jayme Dee, for giving us something to work with.
Madisen Beaty in Ted Baker
Pretty dress, maybe a but too fancy for the event. Hate the shoes.
Miranda Cosgrove in Versus
Cute, but (say it with us now) HATE THE SHOES.
Okay, we don’t care how weirdly distorted things look in the Photo Booth of Distortion, that shit doesn’t fit him at all.
Cute. Like a chorus girl in a ’30s musical. She needs a hat shaped like a dollar sign.
A little too Grande Dame for the event. And too brown.
[Photo Credit: Getty]