WERQ: Salma Hayek in Altuzarra

Posted on June 28, 2012

This just kicks all kinds of ass. Every picture could be captioned using the phrase, “That’s right, bitches.”

Salma Hayek makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NYC to promote her new movie “Savages.”

“That’s right, bitches. I’m standing here looking fabulous while 75 people stare at my ass.”

Altuzarra Fall 2012 Collection [Modified Version]

Sergio Rossi Mesh Bow Pump

“That’s right, bitches. I’m waving at you.”

 

“That’s right, bitches. I’m signing your shit while I balance on the balls of my feet. And yes, bitches. My butt is a work of art.”

 

“That’s right, bitches. We’re done now and I’m walking away.”

Oh, Miss Salma! You finally got out of your rut and got back in touch with your fierce side! Well done, Miss Lady. There isn’t a thing about this look we don’t love. You WERQ that rich-bitch-with-a-killer-butt look like it owes you money, girl. Snaps up. Love your shoes.

 

[Photo Credit: Enrique RC/PacificCoastNews.com, sergiorossi.com, vogue.com]

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  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    Wow! She looks better here than she has in a long time.

    I want those sunglasses!

    • http://shrt.st/2f9i Jennifer C. Cash

       Love her amazing bracelet that probably cost more than my used Prius...DemoforFrank.blogspot.com

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Hey, Wolfgang Amadeus Hayek. You could’ve gone with a smaller bag, and your shoes scare the living crap outta me, but you WERQ that butt.

  • tereliz

    Wow. Fierce. I give her a pass on the platforms since she’s like five feet tall. I’d be wearing eight inch heels, too. Love her amazing bracelet that probably cost more than my used Prius. 

  • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

    My fingers are cramping from so much snapping

  • Lina_bee

    She looks fabulous. <3

  • MoHub

    I like that she’s been covering the girls more lately. She actually looks hotter when her boobs aren’t popping out.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      She could teach Christina Hendricks a thing or two about being uber-sexy yet still covered up, no?

    • nomoreprinces

      I like that its form fitting without giving her uniboob.

  • Saucysusan

    She looks sexy & classy. ALWAYS a good combination. Well done. Finally.

  • call_me_schmeg

    bitches.

  • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

    Model looks crazy, Salma looks radiant! Love the hint of color in the bangle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Is there a fanny pack attached to that dress?  What is that on her left hip??  

  • SpcilK

    BOOM! WERK it out Ms. Hayek, WERK it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=52805467 Adam Christopher Maniff

    “That’s right bitches, I’m waving at you!” has become my new iPhone background.

  • Cathy S

    Fabulous, bitches.

  • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

    It’s–fine, I guess. Werq? I am not convinced. I don’t understand that weird splotch of fabric on her hip, but even so, it’s Salma Hayek in a dress, all right, but I am not seeing the “werq” factor. Perhaps I need to take a dose of fabulosity and try again once it kicks in?

    • Sara__B

      I agree with you 100% about the dress. And the center part hair isn’t WERQ-worthy, either.

    • kimmeister

      I don’t like all the gratuitous darts around her bust.  Just looks rumply there.

  • 3boysful

    *in small voice*  The bag overwhelms her a bit, and if it had been in a color she’d appear less funereal.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      The bag is huge but the whole look is very NYC, giant bag, big sunglasses and all black. I like it, but as a NYer (whose body image idol is Salma) I’m prejudiced.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

    I adore everything about this look except for that bag, which looks like something that I once bought during a drunken shopping spree in a Mexican border town.

  • mjude

    FINALLY!  

  • CassieLee22

    FABULOUS!!!

  • claudemtl777

    Ive met Salma Hayek. She’s tiny (And VERY nice)

  • alyce1213

    The bag’s too big, even by NYC standards, and the shoes are ugly and clunky.
    Otherwise, she looks better than she usually does.

    • Kristin McNamara

      Re: the shoes
      REALLY?! I think they’re BEAUTIFUL! And I am NOT a shoe person. I very rarely think shoes look “omg like soooo kewl” or anything… especially most of the ones that get the spotlight on this site. But I find these gorgeous!

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

        I agree. LOVE the shoes.

      • alyce1213

        I’m just so sick and tired of balancing-act platforms, especially the hoof-like ones.
        I’m a huge shoe person, I adore fun and eye-catching shoes that are arty and original.
        These are crass — net, patent leather, gold, platform, bow, super-high, too much.  Not classy at all.
        I’m appreciating the return to regular pumps, or smaller platforms for normal wear.

      • Spreecord

         I’m just happy to see something on a ladystar’s feet that isn’t a pair of Louboutins or Choos. Who cares if they look a bit like a confused housewife’s foray into lingerie.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    LOVE that bag.  WERQ is right!

  • MilaXX

    Since I am now a boycott party of one with the Mon – Fri edition of the Today Show, I was watching GMA to see her this morning. This is most definitely a WERQ and I want to see that movie. Especially since the movie also has my ugly/pretty boyfriend Benicio Del Torro.

    • formerlyAnon

       The world needs more ugly/pretty men appearing in the media, no?

      *Sighs wistfully*

    • Introspective

      love him. love him. love. him.

      oh and love her too. seriously this look is making me run screaming to the gym.

  • another_laura

    Agree!  Kicking ass while also appropriate for a morning show.  And now she’s off to pick at granola at the Four Seasons….

  • GillianHolroyd

    i’m getting a Sophia loren vibe from this. pure movie star.

  • lordandtaylor

    ATTA GIRL!
    Here is how to look hot and sexy…without showing all the boobs and looking cheap (Pay attention Ms Klum and most hollywood star tarts).

    • l3icest3r

      Yes! Christina Hendricks: THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE. 

  • teensmom99

    She was on GMA with Blake Lively wearing the red pantsuit.  It was so obvious that Salma was giving the girl a lesson in how to do it right.

  • marilyn

    She looks great, but she needs a smaller purse.  She is rich enough that she does not need to ‘sell’ anyone’s purse.  

  • Celandine1

    Salma I am begging you to never wear Gucci again. Look how fabulous you look when dressed by designers whose clothes flatter women with serious assets and curves. 

  • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

    LOVE YOU GUYS! lmao

  • formerlyAnon

    I’m a huge fan of huge purses, though on such heels one wouldn’t want to *use* much of that space, lest one overbalance.

    But the sunglasses are just a tad, the merest hair, over sized, IMO.

    Otherwise, yes, a gen-yew-wine WERQ.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

    She’s been knocking it out of the ballpark (for her, anyway) lately.

    I think she’s finally listening to TLo, and not her husband.

  • guest2visits

    She looks wonderful; love all of it.  Even the missing ‘jacket’ portion is a nice piece.
    The necker-chief, ascot, or whatever, is not my favorite thing; but it looks perfect on Salma.

  • Jenna Marangoni

    It’s barrister chic 0_0

  • LambeeBaby

    Fierce

  • lesmaha

    Love it!!

  • frankystein123

    She looks like a high-maintenance trophy wife, but the outfit is pretty fab.

  • bellafigura1

    Uh, the bag is absurdly big for her.  She looks like she’s perched, nearly about to topple from the huge bag/stiletto combo.

  • quiltrx

    She looks great and I love those shoes…and I’m not one for platforms at all. (I’m 5’11″, you won’t catch me in them!)

  • Lilak

    Ferociously classy . . . well done!

  • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

    She is the tiniest most miniscule person ever! Awesome!

  • RzYoung

    “That’s right bitches, I have a sty on my eye”

  • Artis Diggins

    A classic ‘Vicky Harper/ Victoria Grayson’ look- Hot, Rich Bitch!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Y3OY6COEVBS2STNCUNIRZ3COUE Claudia

    Yeah, the dress, but DAYUM that woman has a killer bod!

  • http://twitter.com/katshimmers Kat Wright

    I sure hope Blake was paying attention!

  • aimee_parrott

    Holy hell, she looks FANTASTIC!  Best she’s looked in a while. 

  • nancylee61

    I don’t know, I hate the bow tie, so 80s. Would have liked this without it.

  • http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

    she’s fantastic but who on earth needs a bag that big? especially someone who has about eighty-five minions to do her every bidding? she’s going to have bruises on her arms from that monstersack.