WERQ: Salma Hayek in Altuzarra

Posted on June 28, 2012

This just kicks all kinds of ass. Every picture could be captioned using the phrase, “That’s right, bitches.”

Salma Hayek makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NYC to promote her new movie “Savages.”

“That’s right, bitches. I’m standing here looking fabulous while 75 people stare at my ass.”

Altuzarra Fall 2012 Collection [Modified Version]

Sergio Rossi Mesh Bow Pump

“That’s right, bitches. I’m waving at you.”

 

“That’s right, bitches. I’m signing your shit while I balance on the balls of my feet. And yes, bitches. My butt is a work of art.”

 

“That’s right, bitches. We’re done now and I’m walking away.”

Oh, Miss Salma! You finally got out of your rut and got back in touch with your fierce side! Well done, Miss Lady. There isn’t a thing about this look we don’t love. You WERQ that rich-bitch-with-a-killer-butt look like it owes you money, girl. Snaps up. Love your shoes.

 

[Photo Credit: Enrique RC/PacificCoastNews.com, sergiorossi.com, vogue.com]

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      Wow! She looks better here than she has in a long time.

      I want those sunglasses!

      • http://shrt.st/2f9i Jennifer C. Cash

         Love her amazing bracelet that probably cost more than my used Prius...DemoforFrank.blogspot.com

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Hey, Wolfgang Amadeus Hayek. You could’ve gone with a smaller bag, and your shoes scare the living crap outta me, but you WERQ that butt.

    • tereliz

      Wow. Fierce. I give her a pass on the platforms since she’s like five feet tall. I’d be wearing eight inch heels, too. Love her amazing bracelet that probably cost more than my used Prius. 

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      My fingers are cramping from so much snapping

    • Lina_bee

      She looks fabulous. <3

    • MoHub

      I like that she’s been covering the girls more lately. She actually looks hotter when her boobs aren’t popping out.

      • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

        She could teach Christina Hendricks a thing or two about being uber-sexy yet still covered up, no?

      • nomoreprinces

        I like that its form fitting without giving her uniboob.

    • Saucysusan

      She looks sexy & classy. ALWAYS a good combination. Well done. Finally.

    • call_me_schmeg

      bitches.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      Model looks crazy, Salma looks radiant! Love the hint of color in the bangle.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Is there a fanny pack attached to that dress?  What is that on her left hip??  

    • SpcilK

      BOOM! WERK it out Ms. Hayek, WERK it out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=52805467 Adam Christopher Maniff

      “That’s right bitches, I’m waving at you!” has become my new iPhone background.

    • Cathy S

      Fabulous, bitches.

    • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

      It’s–fine, I guess. Werq? I am not convinced. I don’t understand that weird splotch of fabric on her hip, but even so, it’s Salma Hayek in a dress, all right, but I am not seeing the “werq” factor. Perhaps I need to take a dose of fabulosity and try again once it kicks in?

      • Sara__B

        I agree with you 100% about the dress. And the center part hair isn’t WERQ-worthy, either.

      • kimmeister

        I don’t like all the gratuitous darts around her bust.  Just looks rumply there.

    • 3boysful

      *in small voice*  The bag overwhelms her a bit, and if it had been in a color she’d appear less funereal.

      • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

        The bag is huge but the whole look is very NYC, giant bag, big sunglasses and all black. I like it, but as a NYer (whose body image idol is Salma) I’m prejudiced.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      I adore everything about this look except for that bag, which looks like something that I once bought during a drunken shopping spree in a Mexican border town.

    • mjude

      FINALLY!  

    • CassieLee22

      FABULOUS!!!

    • claudemtl777

      Ive met Salma Hayek. She’s tiny (And VERY nice)

    • alyce1213

      The bag’s too big, even by NYC standards, and the shoes are ugly and clunky.
      Otherwise, she looks better than she usually does.

      • Kristin McNamara

        Re: the shoes
        REALLY?! I think they’re BEAUTIFUL! And I am NOT a shoe person. I very rarely think shoes look “omg like soooo kewl” or anything… especially most of the ones that get the spotlight on this site. But I find these gorgeous!

        • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

          I agree. LOVE the shoes.

        • alyce1213

          I’m just so sick and tired of balancing-act platforms, especially the hoof-like ones.
          I’m a huge shoe person, I adore fun and eye-catching shoes that are arty and original.
          These are crass — net, patent leather, gold, platform, bow, super-high, too much.  Not classy at all.
          I’m appreciating the return to regular pumps, or smaller platforms for normal wear.

        • Spreecord

           I’m just happy to see something on a ladystar’s feet that isn’t a pair of Louboutins or Choos. Who cares if they look a bit like a confused housewife’s foray into lingerie.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      LOVE that bag.  WERQ is right!

    • MilaXX

      Since I am now a boycott party of one with the Mon – Fri edition of the Today Show, I was watching GMA to see her this morning. This is most definitely a WERQ and I want to see that movie. Especially since the movie also has my ugly/pretty boyfriend Benicio Del Torro.

      • formerlyAnon

         The world needs more ugly/pretty men appearing in the media, no?

        *Sighs wistfully*

      • Introspective

        love him. love him. love. him.

        oh and love her too. seriously this look is making me run screaming to the gym.

    • another_laura

      Agree!  Kicking ass while also appropriate for a morning show.  And now she’s off to pick at granola at the Four Seasons….

    • GillianHolroyd

      i’m getting a Sophia loren vibe from this. pure movie star.

    • lordandtaylor

      ATTA GIRL!
      Here is how to look hot and sexy…without showing all the boobs and looking cheap (Pay attention Ms Klum and most hollywood star tarts).

      • l3icest3r

        Yes! Christina Hendricks: THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE. 

    • teensmom99

      She was on GMA with Blake Lively wearing the red pantsuit.  It was so obvious that Salma was giving the girl a lesson in how to do it right.

    • marilyn

      She looks great, but she needs a smaller purse.  She is rich enough that she does not need to ‘sell’ anyone’s purse.  

    • Celandine1

      Salma I am begging you to never wear Gucci again. Look how fabulous you look when dressed by designers whose clothes flatter women with serious assets and curves. 

    • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

      LOVE YOU GUYS! lmao

    • formerlyAnon

      I’m a huge fan of huge purses, though on such heels one wouldn’t want to *use* much of that space, lest one overbalance.

      But the sunglasses are just a tad, the merest hair, over sized, IMO.

      Otherwise, yes, a gen-yew-wine WERQ.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

      She’s been knocking it out of the ballpark (for her, anyway) lately.

      I think she’s finally listening to TLo, and not her husband.

    • guest2visits

      She looks wonderful; love all of it.  Even the missing ‘jacket’ portion is a nice piece.
      The necker-chief, ascot, or whatever, is not my favorite thing; but it looks perfect on Salma.

    • Jenna Marangoni

      It’s barrister chic 0_0

    • LambeeBaby

      Fierce

    • lesmaha

      Love it!!

    • frankystein123

      She looks like a high-maintenance trophy wife, but the outfit is pretty fab.

    • bellafigura1

      Uh, the bag is absurdly big for her.  She looks like she’s perched, nearly about to topple from the huge bag/stiletto combo.

    • quiltrx

      She looks great and I love those shoes…and I’m not one for platforms at all. (I’m 5’11″, you won’t catch me in them!)

    • Lilak

      Ferociously classy . . . well done!

    • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

      She is the tiniest most miniscule person ever! Awesome!

    • RzYoung

      “That’s right bitches, I have a sty on my eye”

    • Artis Diggins

      A classic ‘Vicky Harper/ Victoria Grayson’ look- Hot, Rich Bitch!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/Y3OY6COEVBS2STNCUNIRZ3COUE Claudia

      Yeah, the dress, but DAYUM that woman has a killer bod!

    • http://twitter.com/katshimmers Kat Wright

      I sure hope Blake was paying attention!

    • aimee_parrott

      Holy hell, she looks FANTASTIC!  Best she’s looked in a while. 

    • nancylee61

      I don’t know, I hate the bow tie, so 80s. Would have liked this without it.

    • http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

      she’s fantastic but who on earth needs a bag that big? especially someone who has about eighty-five minions to do her every bidding? she’s going to have bruises on her arms from that monstersack.