Pairs Division: Garfield and Stone

Posted on June 13, 2012

Andrew “I’m totally bummed that Spider-Man is going to make me famous” Garfield and Emma “I’m totally Andrew Garfield’s girlfriend” Stone hit the catwalk and begin their poledance.

 

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the world Premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Tokyo, Japan. Emma Stone wore a Rochas dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.

Rochas Fall 2012 Collection

Christian Louboutin ‘Love Me’ Bow Pump

HE: Clearly looks tortured by all the attention he’s getting. Still, despite his heavy burdens, he managed to put on a nicely fitted suit that looks good on him. No risk-taking here, but everything’s pretty much perfect. Score: 9.5/10.

SHE: Is allowed one backstage, full-on diva meltdown, complete with screaming, recriminations, and smeared mascara, for allowing herself to be talked into this look, every single element of which is problematic. First off, her makeup is weirdly aging. Secondly, her shoes are a size too big for her and don’t go with the dress at all (even if they match her eyeshadow). Third, that dress is – we’re just gonna say it, because that’s the kind of honest, up-front, no-bullshit kind of guys we are – kind of hideous. The whole look is beyond weird. We can’t imagine what sequence of decisions occurred to arrive at this point. Rue McClanahan’s old face paired with a dress that looks like it belongs on a Peanuts character. Score: 3/10.

Combined Score: 6.25/10. Emma! Andrew is going to be totally TORTURED by the fact that you didn’t try hard enough to support him! Try harder, Emma! Andrew needs you during this difficult time! God! What is WRONG with you?

 

[Photo Credit: Ken Ishii/Getty Images, elle.com]

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