Malin Akerman (x2)

Posted on June 11, 2012

To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an almost drag-like ability to switch up their looks.

For instance, there’s the sextastic, “This dress could hit the floor with a flick of my wrist” attention-seeking Malin:

Malin Akerman attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in Reem Acra.

And really, there’s not much that needs to be said about that one.

But there’s also the slightly demure, but no less attention-seeking, “I’M AN ACTRESS, BITCHES” getup:

Malin Akerman attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in London in Marchesa.

And while we don’t love her makeup and really don’t even love the dress all that much, we think this look is one of the better ones we’ve seen on her and she clearly loves the way she looks in it. This is the direction you should be heading in, dear. Free advice from us. Also: love your shoes.

[Photo Credit: David Gabber, Winston Burris, Emiley Schweich, Landmark/PR Photos]

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    • Angelina M. Braden

      This is the direction you should be heading in, dear. Free advice from us. Also: love your

    • hughman

      After this and Zeta-Jones’ dress, I shudder to think that “faux-nude covered with leaves” is a thing now. 

      • Lina_bee

         Don’t forget Chastain.

        • Sobaika

          I’ll never recover from that boobular mess.

          • Sarah M. Jeffries

            Please let this trend die and bloody, violent, and quick

      • Ass Kicking Adviser

         I’m shuddering as we speak…

        • MilaXX

           shaking right next to you.

      • Judy_S

        Of the 3 (including Chastain) this is the best, though. I think because the nude part is faux….

    • SpcilK

      Totally agree! She looks lovely in the Marchesa dress. Try to work along these line and leave the Battlestar Galactica looks for someone that knows how to wear them.

      • M_E_S

         Awesome BSG reference is awesome.  Tricia Helfer would look great in a paper bag.  With side cutouts.

    • ccm800

      boyish hips. Padded ass. 

    • Aurumgirl

      I cannot bear to see another starlet’s belly.  Please let this trend die and bloody, violent, and quick death.

      • MoHub

         I also don’t want to see any more of a starlet’s boobs than a little cleavage on top. I do not want to see the inside, outside, or underside; it just ain’t attractive.

    • Lina_bee

      This Marchesa is — surprise — really not working for me at all. Maybe if it were more than a bedazzled slip, but it isn’t.  The Reem Acra just shrieks desperation.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      Dress number one is vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.

      • Qitkat

        True that, and yet, I like her in it. The tat works too.
        [call me slutty ;-0]
        She does look quite at ease in it.

        • Kiltdntiltd

           I have to agree that she looks like she loves it and is quite comfortable in it.

      •ía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        And unflattering to boot, for a near naked dress on a killer body, it makes her look kind of boxy from the side. And call me old fashioned, but visible hipbone is a big no-no in my book.

        • Kiltdntiltd

           I live is SF, where public nudity is not illegal, and there are a group of folks routinely seen sans habit.  However, there is a way to be fully dressed and look tacky as hell.  Case in point,…….

        • MK03

          I’m stunned that a dress with that many cutouts somehow manages to obliterate her figure. Seriously, how does that work??

    • joe_tey83

      Poison Ivy from Batman will love the second dress. Just like how much she love that Zeta-Jones’s dress. When did Poison Ivy become such a fashion inspiration?

      • Psy_Chick

        I think fashion designers are secretly frustrated that Poison Ivy isn’t one of the villains in The Dark Knight Rises, and they’re taking it out on us.

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      That Marchesa looks like a Junior High art project.

    • filmcricket

      Sigh. The figure skater illusion netting trend needs to die now. If the stuff actually fit like a second skin, that would be one thing, but all those dresses look so wrinkly. Is there a Lycra shortage in the world I’m unaware of? Also, I want those J. Choos she’s wearing.

      The first dress … well, I give her props for having the bod to pull it off, I guess.

    • Lisa Dugan

      The second look is miles better.  The first, while pretty from the back, is all sorts of unflattering from the front.

    • M_E_S

      At least you can tell she has a second dress under the gold leaf and it looks intentional, which is half of the reason I think it looks better than what Jessica Chastain wore last night.  The other half is that she clearly is loving it and is comfortable in it.    

    • TieDye64

      Dress #1 is all sorts of gawd-awful tacky.

    • jmorino08

      She is so gorgeous! She could easily hit a home run every time she steps on the red carpet, but I think in trying to be interesting, she’s losing sight of the hotness!

    • norseofcourse

      So, did ANYONE look good at the “Rock of Ages” premieres? 

      • carolynmo

        That’s just what I was thinking! sad, sad dresses. . .

    • ItchyInKentucky

      Dress #1 – As Nina would say, “There is a taste issue.”
      Dress #2 – Attack of the Leeches.

    • eight_of_nine

      While I think both dresses are pretty tacky, she looks so happy and beautiful that I can’t begrudge her a silly dress or two.  Best she’s looked in AGES.

    • Maggie

      Her body is bangin. How does she look so square in that first dress? Why would you put something on that makes it look like you have no waist? And it’s just so slutty.

    • nannypoo

      She looks skanky in both, in my opinion.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Dress #2 is fine and she looks lovely, even though the hair is a little severe. Dress #1… The only word I’ve got is “whore.” I do apologize. I ought to be able to do better than that.

    • snarkykitten

      that second dress looks like she has some kind of creepy crawly growth on her arms

    • Allison Woods

      Blech….slutty tats. Can’t get past it.

      • snarkykitten

         neck tattoos are slutty now? wait, what’s wrong with women having sex anyway?

    • BazoDee

      She’s trying to prove something to someone in that first dress- an ex boy/girlfriend or a director that said she was too sweet for the role or some such.

    • Elizabeth_10

      That first dress?  Trying way too hard.

      I can’t stand her hair.  It looks so overprocessed and it’s just the wrong color or something.  It screams “fake.”  

    • MilaXX

      As much as I’m not a fan of the illusion netting, I prefer the second look to the hoochie first look.

    • turtleemily

      She’s gorgeous but needs to go back to being a brunette.

    • Call me Bee

      Oooh that Reem Acra dress just emphsizes that she has no waist.  And of all the nude dresses with shiny leaves strewn upon them, this one is the best version.  With her styling, Malin is wearing it the very best.  She looks great! 

    • marlie

      The first one is tragic (and just a slight breeze away from a serious wardrobe malfunction), but the second one is really pretty. 

    • Pennymac

      Wha…? How???? Huh…??  I LIKE the Marchesa? Has hell frozen over?

    • quiltrx

      This Marchesa isn’t Marchesa enough for me!

      And I normally really like Reem Acra, too, but I don’t care for this one.  Looks like trying too hard…and all that strappedy-doo-dah in the back looks like a Project Runway abomination that someone was safety-pinned into.

    • Mich

      she’s a good ten years older than julianne hough, but between styling and makeup/hair choices, they look about the same age

    • kikisayshi

      I don’t know if it’s just her body shape, but that cutout in dress #1 makes her look wide and straight through the middle.

    • PeaceBang

      The Marchesa looks ice-dancerish to me. 

    • guest2visits

      She looks amazing in the Marchesa. If someone can look that good in a dress; why would they EVER in that first piece of trash.
      Love her whole look in silver leaf dress, she needs to keep it.

    • GTrain

      i don’t like either one and i think the first one is just trashy. It looks chip.

    • Scarlet39

      The first one is vulgar and the second resembles a skin disease.

    • alyce1213

      The first dress is vulgar and jokey.
      The second dress is nauseating. The whole Marchesa aesthetic makes me sick.

    • RzYoung

      I hate that first dress with a passion -that cut out is the least flattering area on a woman’s body to have a cut out, other than maybe like the elbow or something, yuck

    • Lauren Lynch Fox


    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      She is so gorgeous, that watching her red carpet disasters pains me.  That second dress looks like her house plant attacked her on the way out the door.  The first one, is entirely too tacky.  

    • ChaquitaPhilly

      Icky and yucky on both outfits. 

    • Judy_J


    • TheOriginalLulu

      I think she looks absolutely stunning in that second dress.
      The first one. I don’t know, but I don’t think it’s necessary for anyone to know when you’re not wearing underwear.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Lovely Malin, a center part is not your friend, darling.

    • marilyn

      The first dress made her look like a block.  It took away her shape.  The cut-outs put it into stripper costume territory.  The second dress looks great on her.  I question wearing it during the day, but that is about it.

    • nancylee61

      The cutout at the waist of the first dress makes her look blocky, like she has no waist. The second dress looks much better on her.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Second dress is lovely.  First dress is Sluttastic.

    • golden_valley

      When is TLo going to start a commentary on starlets’ tattoos?   I’d think there is plenty to snark about…like on this babe.  What on earth was she thinking when she got that thing?  Obviously she wasn’t planning on wearing designer dresses when she got it.  I’m sure the designers don’t like tattoos competing with the dresses.

    • amywinns

      To TLo’s last point, she clearly loves both these looks and she is having fun at these RC events. And there’s something to be said for that… it’s a pleasure to see celebs clearly appreciating and enjoying their priviledge.
      That said, these are two tacky dresses, but at least the second one has some whimsy and character. The first look is 100% upscale gentleman’s club entertainer.