Kellan Lutz for Dylan George And Abbot + Main

Posted on June 08, 2012

Kellan Lutz hauled his massive tits out once again; this time, for the benefit of Dylan George And Abbot + Main (also: us).

 

Dylan George And Abbot + Main launch Fall 2012 Campaign starring Kellan Lutz and Kate Upton called ‘California Dreaming.’


 

There. That should keep you all busy for a while. You’re welcome.

[Photo/Video Credit: dylangeorge.com]

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_USL26YJKMOXWSKB4WFPLWAFCGU Vera Lucksted

    hot but he’s a bit of a mouth breather, yes?

    • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

      “hot but because he’s a bit of a mouth breather, yes?”

      There, I fixed it.

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      And she’s a teeth-grinder. Seven photos, two models, two facial expressions total.

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        And a real aversion to actually looking at the camera.  Pretty, but not my cup of tea.

    • andcoh

      Hey, some of us have screwed up nasal passages.  And allergies.

      • http://www.facebook.com/theAccidentalHousewife Leah Elzinga

         lololol!!!

      • funkycamper

        Agreed. Even if just sitting still, I can start feeling like I’m suffocating unless I open my mouth so I can deep breathe every few breaths. When I’m up and moving, I have to continually mouth breathe or I’d pass out.

        • golspie

          You need to shoot 20 ml of hot water mixed with some salt and bicarb of soda up each nostril every two hours or so. Works wonders.

          • funkycamper

            Thanks, but my issue is a major deviated septum which would require surgery to fix. Chicken-Me would rather remain a mouth-breather than submit to the knife.

    • MilaXX

       a bit?

    • granddelusion

      That’s known as “slack-jawed.” It comes with negative connotations.

      • golspie

        Yes, you can tell he’s never going to be Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Magdalene College, Oxford.

  • RebeccaKW

    He looks mighty good with his shirt off.  He doesn’t have a lot of variety in his facial expressions, though, does he?  I also think the shots of him ‘emerging’ from his seat on the moped are hysterical.  But still.  Boy can fill out a pair of jeans.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    As long as he doesn’t have to speak,……

    • Little_Olive

      I was gonna say. 

      In fact, to me he is what down here we call a fish -you can eat everything except for the head :P.

      • librarygrrl64

        Oh, I am SO stealing that expression! It’s tailor-made for the likes of McConaughey & Co.

      • Kristin McNamara

        omgomgomgomgomg best expression EVER. hahahaha

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        With your permission, I will be using this one. Oh yeah, like a LOT.

      • LauraWL

        Epic. So perfect. Amongst my friends we call that a butterface. Everything is beautiful “but her face…” I like fish better though. ;-)

  • http://twitter.com/kerrymccombs Kerry McCombs

    Why do both of them have their mouths hanging open in every picture? Did the photographer actually INSTRUCT them to do that?

    I kinda like him better with a shirt ON.

  • wisenhar

    Shh, shh, shh, don’t say anything.  Just sit in the corner and look pretty.

    That last sweater is pretty fantastic, btw (if anybody is actually looking at the clothes).  :-)

    • TropiCarla

      I actually told that to a guy my sophomore year in college. He was a gorgeous specimen but so dumb you couldn’t even keep track of what he was talking about. Poor dear.

      • Melvis Velour

        Oh yes….and I bet you knew exactly how to comfort the poor dear…

  • janetjb

    I’m in California!  I’m dreaming!

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Hey I dream about California in this way all the time. Empty beach, moped, doing nothing with someone I have no connection to or interest in; it’s not much, but it’s my dream.
      (snert)

      • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

        Rent the Mystery Science Theater version of Girl in Gold Boots. You can crib some more dreams from there. ;-)

  • jw_ny

    I hate that lucky bitch…

    god, he looks so fine here.   

  • AlexisPayne

    He’s a pretty decent model, I love the shot of him and the girl on the car.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GIF3TEWJ7LYIWOS4NHELKMWKHE wendy

      me too, especially b/c she looks like she’s copping a feel-
      you go girl

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

    Ugh, I just don’t see it with this guy.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      Same here!  The body is a work of art, but everything about the shoulders is vacant.  He doesn’t look like an interesting person at all.  Good Lord I’m a snob!  =)

  • snarkykitten

    The lady model’s face sums up my reaction quite nicely

  • MilaXX

    whatever

  • SusiePamudji

    His tits are pretty massive.

  • Rebecca Johnson

    He doesn’t do it for me AT ALL. And she needs to try closing her mouth once in a while.

  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    They don’t look like there is a whole lot of chemistry there, do they?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/W7A5N4G7FDTV5U2KOHBVSB55XI Basket

       Waiting for a tow truck chic.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      I know. I keep thinking she’s just an accessory and totally not needed in this shoot. They don’t play off each other at all.

  • alyce1213

    He seems to be lurching forward much of the time.  No thanks.

  • Cecilia Evans

    Give him a break, guys.  He looked to the right AND the left.  That’s some serious range. Plus he had to like, breathe and stuff, all at the same time.  And you thought it was easy being pretty…

  • Judy_J

    I don’t know what is supposed to be happening here, but it doesn’t look like it’s very fun or interesting.

  • IMNAngryLiberal

    Yet another example of how old I am — Kellan Lutz is another of those young actors where I’m going “What?  He’s supposed to be hot?”

  • Lina_bee

    The sweaters are nice. She looks dull as a doorstop, but they captured a certain light in his eyes that makes him seem like he’d be kind of fun. Zero chemistry between them, though, and it’s sort of distracting. Also, Vespa on a beach at dawn? Is that really the best setting they could come up with? The whole take seems devoid of energy or interest.

    • kimmeister

      And she’s supposedly one of the “hottest women EVAR” or whatever.  Eh.

    • kimmeister

      And she’s supposedly one of the “hottest women EVAR” or whatever.  Eh.

  • TieDye64

    Yeah, just stand (or lean forward, haa) there looking pretty and we’ll call it good. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

    “You’re on the moped! Now you have to leap off of it! Good! Now you’re on a moped with a girl….and…GO! OFF THE MOPED! Good! Good!”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/W7A5N4G7FDTV5U2KOHBVSB55XI Basket

    The pseudo-thinker pose (the hand to mouth or chin) is always so corny.  My high school yearbook is full of such poses. Ugh. 

  • mellbell

    I could have sworn that was Taylor Swift in the first couple of pictures. Come to think of it, she could pull off most of those looks, if she ever ditched the skirts and dresses for shorts or pants.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1313126032 Ajuna Ariel Fenty

    Hey! generic white male coming through. Where are ma protein shakes girl, in the trunk? ok girl. Hey everyone. Hey!! I have a back itch. Let me scratch it for one moment while the camera flashes. I can’t seem to close my mouth. I ate spicy Thai for lunch that’s surely why. Let me look intense and rub ma hands, it’s cold in here no? no? it’s just me then. Oh wait, did camera flash again? I totally didn’t notice. The sun is overbearing. I hope it does not smudge my mascara. Heeeeyyyyyy!!!

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Generic? Him?? No way Jose.

      • MilaXX

         yeah way. very, very way.

        • TheOriginalLulu

          I need to know where you people live, where guys who look like him are generic. I’m packing my bags.

          • MilaXX

            lol,
            I just live in a big city. I can see guys like him on any local college campus or even at my gym. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all, but he has no special eye or hair color. He’s a mediocre actor who knows the value of working out.

  • jilly_d

    kinda boring shoot, but this is exactly how I like my men dressed :)

  • j_anson

    Okay, Kellan! Great! Now, in THIS picture, how about you pose like you’re about to lunge off the motorcycle?

  • Clueless_Jock

    I wonder why they bothered casting a hetero couple. A Lutz/Manganiello campaign would have reached their target demographic more effectively

  • TheOriginalLulu

    Fine, he’s hot, but haven’t we seen like a gazillion ads that looked just like this one before? The boy+the girl+the motorcycle (or car or whatever vehicle)+the beach+the vintage feel of the photos. There’s nothing new here. Even the clothes are rather uninspired.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      Clothes? Oh yeah, he’s wearing clothes, dull as dishwater clothes as it happens. The only thing I like are her pants in the photo after they’ve just had a fight and are still pissed at each other.

  • donkeygospel6

    I’ll take this kind of dumb hot over pretentious hipsters like Ryan Gosling any day.

  • PeggyOC

    I can just hear the photographer.  “Kellan, honey, another facial expression, please?!  No?  Ok, move towards the camera, then.  Motion is the same thing as emotion, right?”

  • kingderella

    sure, i can live with this.

  • librarygrrl64

    What’s with the poses? He looks like he’s always trying to get away from her. :-D

  • PaulaBerman

    He does nothing for me.

  • guest2visits

    Well; he takes a very pretty picture.
    I hate off the shoulder sweaters and tops. Even almost off the shoulder tops. And I hate most leggings. So most of what she’s
    wearing does nothing for me.

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

    He’s a “Hush, hush, don’t speak” kind of hottie.

     

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Helloooooooooooooo man tits!  He typically doesn’t do it for me, but I think this one time he’ll work out.  Him on a Vespa should be a new SNL skit.  Cus that is something funny right there.

  • granddelusion

    Why is it okay for men to expose their “tits”, but not okay for women? And, conversly, why is it NOT okay for women to show theirs, and not not okay for men?

  • AthenaJ

    Could we please remove Kate from Kellan’s shirtless poses? She’s totally ruining it for me. 

    • donkeygospel6

      I know right? Girl, that is not your PRESS.

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    i dont think yr allowed to ride a vespa on the sand.

    apologies.

    edited to add: for real. they mustve shot this at dawn.

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    i dont think yr allowed to ride a vespa on the sand.

    apologies.

    edited to add: for real. they mustve shot this at dawn.

  • susu11

    i almost fell asleep during that video. His massive tits do nothing for me and they both looked bored out of their minds.

  • lordandtaylor

    Another guy with only one look: trying to be tough by frowning and keeping his chin lowered.

    Keep the girl out of the pics. No chemistry between the two. Let me give it try.

  • formerlyAnon

    He’s over-built for my tastes so my eyes strayed to the clothing, and wondered why. Presumably they are better-made than their look-alikes which are perennially available at Target, Sears, Kohls, etc., because that’s what they make me think of. Except for those tight jeans on the woman which are neither acid washed nor tie-dyed but something worse.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    The derp-face is strong with this one.  I just can’t.  (And ‘massive tits’ is going to crack me up for the rest of the day.  Yes, I’m twelve again.)

  • http://twitter.com/KathrynTewson Kathryn Tewson

    He looks like he’s charging at someone just out of camera range in half the pictures!

  • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

    It’s so hard to deciding which direction you’ll go in once you have a big sweater!

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    They each have a single expression. Also, I would like those green shoes.

  • http://twitter.com/Wint3rhart Winterhart

    I realize that she’s all the rage among the het male contingent (I think she’s been made the patron saint of the local radio station’s morning talk show at this point) but holy shit.  Is she afraid that moving her face will give her wrinkles or something?

    • alyce1213

      Vacuous bimbo.  Perfect image for het male-dominated morning talk radio.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela
  • ccm800

    I covet that scooter – and the sweater in the last pic. 

  • http://twitter.com/Kikishua CMS

    Too many “leaning forward” poses.  WAY too many.

  • Holloway Cushman

    oddly enough i look at this and think, kellan lutz you bore me but HOT DAMN is that one sexy girl.

  • golspie

    They have zero sexuality together. I think he prefers men or, specifically, a mirror with himself in the nude pouting at himself.

  • PeaceBang

    She looks about to vomit in every single shot. Dumb Pretty People. BORING.

  • quiltrx

    He looks so much better in these clothes that actually fit him!  Still looks like a bit of a lunkhead, but this type doesn’t have to be smart for our purposes. :)

  • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

    *vowel sounds*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=22917995 Nicole Renee

    I like how he’s a better model than she is, isn’t that her ‘profession’?