Sometimes we worry that people like us have destroyed the red carpet for the masses. With an army of bitches ready at any moment to rip an outfit to shreds, the stars take little in the way of chances anymore and thus you have a sea of beige and white at most red carpet events.
But then something like Kat Graham dressed in a manner that will positively result in embarrassment years down the road raises us out of our funk and assures us that yes, so long as there are red carpets in the world, there will always be tacky attention-seekers who don’t know fuck-all about dressing themselves. Red carpet commenters may come and go, but there will always be gals out there ready to rock a cameltoe at a moment’s notice.
Now, we know we say “Brace yourselves” a lot, but really, you guys: BRACE YOURSELVES.
The Vampire Diaries star Kat Graham at the Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas where she performed live.
She just looks so PLEASED with herself, doesn’t she? Bless.
We were chuckling through most of the pics but then we dissolved into weeping guffaws by the time we got to the crossed-legs pose. Elongate that femur, girl! WERQ that sacrum! Cock that coccyx!
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