Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.
Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.
Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection
Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to listen to a rebuttal. Here’s what we don’t love: the color, for one. Obviously, it’s meant to look like she’s naked and wrapped in flowers, but we hate that kind of dress generally. It always looks like an ice-skating costume. We also don’t love the proportions here, at least on her. It looks too high-necked, with too short a skirt and the sleeve makes it look heavy on one side. It’s just not working in any way for us. Not a bad dress, but not her dress. We suppose we could have made this a Girl, That’s Not Your Dress post, but like we said, we’re open to a rebuttal. Let’s hear it.
IN! You’re completely wrong, T Lo. This rocks.
OUT! Oh, honey. Pull yourself together.
Paula Patton’s Aztec cocktail dress was voted OUT by the minions.
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