Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t.
Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan Atelier dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals.
It’s the shoes, we think. They’re kinda gasp-worthy – in a good way. They’re some kind of unlikely amalgam of art nouveau and disco-fabulous. We really like the dress too, but we question whether it’s the best choice for her skin tone. But it’s a pretty dress, her hair and makeup look impeccable, and her shoes are knocking us out. Then again, she could use a bra. And maybe an inch less in the feather detail. And a piece of jewelry. We’re confused. Is that an IN or not?
IN! Looks like an IN to me.
OUT! Too beige; too muppet-y; too under-styled.
Miss Zoe Saldana’s fierceness punched all the Bitter Kittens in the face, to which they responded with a dazed but delighted IN.
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