Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli

Posted on June 05, 2012

Fraulein Klum is feeling Dy-no-mite, y’all!

Heidi Klum attends “Germany’s Next Topmodel” Live Final Show Photocall with contestants Dominique Miller, Kasia Lenhard, Sarah Anessa Hitzschke, and Luisa Hartema. 

Roberto Cavalli Fall 2012 Collection

Although really, it’s more of a Liza kind of look, wouldn’t you say?

She and the Heidettes appear to be doing some sort of sign language routine or interpretive dance. It’s all very vague. Meanwhile, during all the posing and thumbs-upping, Heidi doesn’t realize that her sheer top is giving the impression that her stomach is a mass of wrinkles. An assistant stylist will be severely beaten for this.

 

[Photo Credit: MPF/PR Photos, elle.com]

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

      It’s a good thing that a disco doctor was there to bandage up the survivors of that nudist camp fiasco.

      • Josephine E. Segura

        the Heidettes look like bookends to the glittering mass that is the Heidinator...FreeLancerJob.notlong.com

      • out for a walk

        I have been struggling with finding what I should do with my life, and now I just want to know: what must I do to become a disco doctor?!?!

        • aimee_parrott

          That’s easy.  Just set up practice in Funkytown, and then you say it really loud, you say it on the air, on the radio.

    • j_anson

      Just… no.

    • Maria Rosenfire

      I like the way that the Heidettes look like bookends to the glittering mass that is the Heidinator. It’s a shame about the fake stomach wrinkles, though. And I wish Heidi’s pants were hemmed.

      • Little_Olive

        Heidinator….bwahahahahaha

    • HeatherMcIlrath

      holy mother of god. < that is what i shouted in the middle of my office and freaked everyone out.

    • Lina_bee

      Is it me, or is la Klum becoming increasingly irrelevant?

      • Sobaika

        Project Runway is becoming increasingly irrelevant. So goes Heidi.

        • MilaXX

           I think I’m at the hate watching stage with PR. It will have to get really bad for me to stop watching altogether, but the joy has left the building.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I’m with you-I think that when I watch the next season of PR (who am I kidding, I will watch-hits head on computer desk) it will be to figure out who I loathe the most, and to watch with schadenfreude the sob stories of the would be designers. The last season was such a letdown in so many ways.

        • charlotte

           So is her model show.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/CY7ZKTSIU2LMK6NQCDJMAQTHUU Cassandra

            Oh, are you from Germany? Those are the finalists from Germany’s Next Topmodel, which is a show hosted and produced by Heidi. I don’t get the feeling that she (or the show) is irrelevant in Germany.

            • charlotte

               Yes, I’m from Germany, and I do get the feeling that this show is kind of worn out, same as DSDS etc. The winners don’t seem to get anywhere (except for the very first one). People still watch it for the bitchery, but in my opinion it gets quite boring. But maybe I’m biased because I dislike Heidi Klum so much.

            • http://profile.yahoo.com/CY7ZKTSIU2LMK6NQCDJMAQTHUU Cassandra

              I completely understand you. I dislike her and the show as well, but I watch it anyway. It’s my little guilty pleasure, I guess. (And I work in the industry and always cheer at my TV whenever they show a commercial shooting, because I usually know the director ;-) But I have the feeling that both Heidi and the show get as much media attention as always. (Like her presumed love affair with the co-host.)

    • http://littlebrotherlives.tumblr.com LBrotherL

      That sheer top is making her stomach look weird and it’s freaking me out.

    • poggi

      Wow, whoever convinced Heidi to wear that and stand next to girls in skintight spanx-ish dresses is a master negotiator and her worst enemy. 

      • formerlyAnon

        Yes, but had she been dressed remotely like them, the difference between 19 and **40** might have shown too clearly.

        • understateddiva

          So true – the last thing you want as a former model is to stand next to a current one in the same dress, and be compared.  I like the idea of a funky suit for this event, just not THIS funky suit.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I never thought I’d say this – but I wish she’d just worn a bra under that jacket!

    • vanjar

      Disco armadillo suit.  That outfit could have done without the necklace.

    • Paigealicious

      That outfit looks hot. And by hot, I mean sweaty.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        And itchy!

        • lovelyivy

           Possibly scratchy as well.

    • DinaSews

      I thought the real travesty was the pants that make her look like she has softball player thighs.

      • kimmeister

        I agree – and somehow she looks like she has stumpy legs, which she totally does not.

    • Lisa_Cop

      Beaded pagoda shoulders??? Wrinkled mesh top??? Heidi, you should know better. OUT!

      • Carleenml

         pagoda shoulders! luv.

    • joe_tey83

      That is one seriously disturbing stomach.

      • norseofcourse

        Seriously. I feel like I can see her digestive tract.

      • rh33

         Looks like she had major surgery.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/C5T2QPOAWOBDRHFL2MFAV7KQCY Tracy

      This is a disaster. The shoulders are atrocious.  I can’t imagine for a millisecond that Cavalli really intended anyone to put those two pieces together as a suit — a glittery nightmare of a suit that feels like even a dresser on “Barbarella” would have had the common decency to refuse.

    • calimon

      I think the flash makes the wrinkle bit it more obvious. Note to stylists: Take a flash-photo of client in outfit prior to event. 

    • MsKitty

      Bette and Joan would totally approve of those shoulder pads.

    • http://www.lifeinspice.com/ rose88

      Looks like they’re all about to break into The Elaine Dance…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23ynqcwiuk&feature=related

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PRM766RS56X25A5742XLACK2LM Sam

      It’s Liza with a Zheer Top.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        You just gave me a frightening flashback to Liza’s appearance in SATC2…..

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Wow, any outfit that gives Heidi Klum thunder thighs and a stomach that looks like a bad liposuction accident is not to be born….

    • alwaysanswerc

      Are we allowed to say “Of course” with regards to Heidi? Because, well…

      • charlotte

         In German: “War ja klar!”

    • BazoDee

      Oh I can’t even! 

    • unbornfawn

      This is auful!

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      This is a case where the sum is less than the parts… in other words, nice pieces, but please – deploy them separately! 

    • Pennymac

      Wow! Nicht gut, Heidi. In der Tat erschreckend schlecht!   “Erschreckend schlecht” is not the name of my metal band, it means “frighteningly bad”  But it sounds better in Deutsche! 

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1540233153 Malve Lyborg

         In der Tat!

      • rose88

         If I ever start a metal band I’m totally naming it Erschreckend Schlecht!

    • MilaXX

      That doesn’t really work as a suit. She needed to wear the pants and an awesome top.

    • Catiline

      I am all for ’70s space bitch realness, but the sheer top and the cut of those pants aren’t doing it.  I think this could have potentially been cool with a different top and some good tailoring.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      The sheer stomach thing is awful but what is more awful is how bad this ‘suit’ looks together. I prefer the pieces broken up. Together they are too heavy.

    • Spreecord

      What the everloving motherfuck is that all about? Is she auditioning to play Agnetha Faltskog in a biopic or something?

    • Anathema_Device

      Dear god, this is dreadful.

    • ballerinawithagun

      This is why only Zoe Saldana should be allowed to wear sheer black. Even Heidi can’t wear sheer black. Very Liza. Either sequin pants or jacket, not both!

    • introspective

      she manages to look skanky though covered in fabric from head to toe. i credit that fug blouse underneath.

      honey, that sheer bra/wavy stomach combo + a full suit of big ugly sequins = girl, BYE.

    • http://twitter.com/Mylynka Mylynka

      How many space serpents were skinned for this hot mess?

    • SpcilK

      Train Wreck!

    • MissAnnieRN

      Did Herve leger sponsor this event and forget to send a memo to Heidi? Was it a bandage dress photo shoot challenge?

    • Amy Ellinger

      it’s Heidi with an “H” not schmeidi with a “schm”.  

      Please step away from the Cavalli.  Just back away slowly and nobody gets hurt. 

    • SapphoPoet

      Terrible outfit (oddly maturing), terrible hair, terrible makeup. 

      • formerlyAnon

         Though, to be fair, she’s old enough that standing next to genetically blessed women under 22 is going to be “maturing.” Despite the fact that she’s genetically gifted & well maintained.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clydette-Wantland/673315286 Clydette Wantland

      It screams Disco Dancing Queen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344314000 Anne Meek White

      She got the shiny part right of her mantra. Egads, woman, this is hiddy!

    • Judy_J

      She looks like a snake trying to shed its skin.

    • turtleemily

      Nice to see that GNTM doesn’t give scary makeovers like the American version. Tyra’s solution to everything is a bleach blonde pixie cut.

      • charlotte

        You’re wrong, they always do that. I haven’t watched this season, but I assume that the bleach blonde pixie girls have already been voted off.

    • TieDye64

      Dear Lord in heaven, please forgive her fashion sins. Amen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sierra-Delta/100003182924700 Sierra Delta

      Frau Heidi, how can we miss you if you never go away?

    • MzzPants

      Oooh, my.  The pants, maybe.  The jacket, maybe.  Together, NO.

    • judith traherne

      Someone needs to invent spandex-sheer-stretch-mesh stat!

      Oh wait, someone already did but they forgot to tell Cavalli.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      She looks like a big, glittery, blue lizard.  Those pants make her ass & thighs look HUGE!!!  If she sees these pics you can believe someone will pay.

    • Charmella

      …and that Heidi-hair looks wretched!

    • CassieLee22

      this isn’t an in or out but……OUT

    • Scarlet39

      Taste issues

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

      How old is Ms. Heidi?

      • formerlyAnon

         40, as of last Friday, if Wikipedia can be believed.

        Holding up well.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      ummm.  no.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/K3O2QNXDJIU3AJINAGNJRYWDZ4 mrspotts66

      that’s just….ew.

    • Judih1

      What a train wreck – bad hair style and bad outfit

    • Lilithcat

      Sequined bell bottoms?  Seriously?  Forget Liza.  That’s Judy.

    • voter1

      Shoulder pad much?  Wow, Joan Collins want’s her suit back.

    • guest2visits

      So surprised Heidi wasn’t trying to out- short the short skirts beside her.  The suit looked like it could have fit better and the
      blouse was a terrible choice.

    • Allison Woods

      Ohferfeckssake.
       

    • julesj

      If it is possible, the ladies next to her look more ridiculous than she…she doesn’t get that she is no longer 18 in the 80′s! 

    • Truly_Outrageous

      The suit looks a bit too heavy on her doesnt it? Either that or the shoulder pads are literally weighing her down. Or could it be the sequins/stones in the suit thats weighing her down?

    • Judy_S

      Hate the shoulders on the jacket but I think she is carrying it off.

    • quiltrx

      The whole outfit really isn’t that flattering, is it?

      • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

        No, it isn’t.

    • Cathy S

      Yeah, that shear top is a mess. Otherwise I’m digging the disco sequins.

    • Call me Bee

      Every time I see her, I think of that old addage:  Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.  (Diggin’ the sequined pants, though…) 

    • nancylee61

      That model on the right, Luisa Hartema, is much taller than Heidi, even, and gorgeous!! Girl has a future ahead of her!!
      Heidi is Heidi – she seems pretty funny, actually, probably lots of fun to hang out with!

    • formerlyAnon

      Stomach wrinkles? What she should be worrying about is that those sequins are making her look as if her hips & thighs are far larger than they are.

      Though I imagine that standing anywhere near mere mortals, it’s obvious in real life that her limbs are of their actual long, lean dimensions.

    • LinXGUA

      Holeee…
      She really entretains. Without watching her shows!

    • drdarke

      Dear Heidi:

      Liberace called from The Great Beyond. He’d like his blue-black spangled suit back.

      Though if you’d lend him that top, he’d let you borrow it again if you asked nice….