Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Blake Lively

Posted on June 27, 2012

You can’t just slap the Duchess of Cambridge’s dress on any random blonde starlet and expect it to work. This is today’s Fashion Lesson.

 

Blake Lively makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City to promote her new movie “Savages” in a Jenny Packham silk chiffon cocktail dress with a crystal encrusted neckline paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.

Jenny Packham Fall 2012 Collection

Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle Strass’ Pump, $3,395

See?

Looks great on the model and almost certainly would look great on Cathy Cambridge. Does NOT look great on Blake Lively. And, we imagine, it doesn’t look great on any gal who has a decent-sized set of boobs on her. That kind of fussy collar and neckline just isn’t going to work on a buxom lady. And besides, the color does nothing for her.

Not a horribly offensive look or anything; it just doesn’t suit her. Blake, we’d tell you to pack this up and send it to Cathy Cambridge, but

  1. She probably already has it, and
  2. She wouldn’t deign to touch something that has touched an American movie actress’ breasts.

 

Best to just get rid of it, dear.

 

[Photo Credit: Hall/Pena, PacificCoastNews.com, elle.com, christianlouboutin.com]

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