Is it us, or do country music people hand out awards roughly every 3 weeks or so?
Hit it, Cowboys and Cowgirls!
Enh. It’s all right. Seen it plenty of times before. The lace looks a bit … shiny and the shoes are all kinds of wrong.
Carrie Underwood in Randi Rahm
Country Glitter Barbie strikes again. It’s not bad, though. Once again: the shoes are all wrong. We have a feeling we’re going to be saying that a few more times before the end of this post.
Standard, but not bad.
We wonder if she and Carrie Underwood got into a fight in the ladies room.
We don’t actually like cowboy boots with a cocktail dress, but like the world of hip hop, the world of country has its own sartorial rules and we can only go so far in complaining. In other words, it makes as much sense to complain about cowboy boots at the CMT Awards as it does to complain about droopy jeans at the MTV Awards.
Cute, but adding a belt was a really dumb idea.
What gal doesn’t want a swamp dress?
Jordin Sparks in Kevan Hall
From the Loretty Lynn Collection at Sears.
We kinda love it for being so on-point.
Kellie Pickler in Hervé Léger by Max Azria
We have to say, we’re starting to get depressed. What does it say about the state of modern country music when half the attendees show up in standard beige cocktail dresses? Bring on the hoedown clothes and prairie dresses, we say. Let’s camp this joint up a little.
Kristen Bell in Reem Acra
That’s a gorgeous dress. A bit matchy to her hair color, but otherwise a perfect look.
Laura Bell Bundy
It’s sassy! It’s tacky! It’s SASSYTACKY!
Shoes don’t go.
Was there an ugly shoe contest that night or something?
Sara Evans in Julian Joyce
Someone’s looking to get laid.
Shawna Thompson in Maria Lucia Hohan
Weeping now. Patsy Cline should come down from heaven and give these boring country gals the what-for.
YES! TACK-O-RAMA! Thank you for bringing it, country style, Miss Laine. We bow down to your awesome tackiness. It’s like Graceland in dress form.
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