Carrie Underwood in London

Posted on June 20, 2012

Minions, here is your assignment: Explain what it is we’re looking at here:


Carrie Underwood at album launch in London.

Because it’s so odd that it’s shorting out our brains. We’re having a total “man who mistook his wife for a hat” perceptual issue right now. It’s like our brains said “Fuck this. You’re on your own,” and checked out.

Besides, Miss Carrie just risked a metric shit-tonne of hassle by coming out in support of gay marriage and we don’t want to make fun of what our eyes are telling us is a celery jacket, a tablecloth top, and (yes, we are about to type this) sequined tap pants with black lace trim.

So you guys do it.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      As my mother would say, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Divine Jesus’.

      • Heron

        Or as mine would say: JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH.

        • A Shiny O’Connor

          Mammy O’Connor’s other go-to, ‘Jesus, bless us and save us’ also applies here.

          • Heather Sheridan

            I’m partial to ‘Jesus, Mary and Josephine’ – because obviously in-vitro for a lesbian couple is the only way to explain the virgin birth.

            • A Shiny O’Connor

              My mother’s version of that is ‘Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph’ and ‘What’s a lesbian?’.

            • Marion M. Sipos

              It was like the top is a nice green…OMFG what the

            • annrr

              My mom said “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” the same way every time. I can still hear it ūüėČ

            • A Shiny O’Connor

              Yeah that’s my mother’s emergency exclamation.

          • m0r0

            “jesus, bless us and save out eyes.”

        • almondemy

          Alas, MY mother would say “Either her mirror is broken or her mother is dead.” It isn’t a nice thing my mother says, but it makes me giggle.

          • A Shiny O’Connor

            Perish the thought that she has several mirrors and her mother is alive and well. 

            • almondemy

              Indeed! And yet, there is no other reasonable, logical excuse for this outfit’s existence.¬†

        • Fordzo

          Mine says, “Jesus Christ on a cracker!”

          Who am I kidding?  I say that.

          • TieDye64

            Yeah, “Christ on crackers!” is a fave of mine in these situations. When those are the only words that the mind can produce.

          • Carly Warnock

            I say ‘Christ on a cracker’ when my mother is around. I say ‘Christ on a stick’ when she isn’t. Sometimes a cracker just won’t cut it.

        • TheVeryLivingEND

          ¬†I love your Mom for this & I’m stealing her catchphrase!

      • purpleprose78

        I would say “Bless her heart.” in a very southern accent. ¬† My mother wouldn’t say anything at all.¬† She’s much too nice.¬† I will give her that green is a good color on her. Perhaps not those particular pieces.

        • PaulaBerman

          ¬†In the spirit of your mom, I will only say something nice: Carrie Underwood has fantastic legs. That’s the only good thing I can think to say.

      • TheOriginalLulu

        As someone wrote here the other day, “Jesus take the wheel”.

        • A Shiny O’Connor

          I love that and I’m stealing it.

          • TheOriginalLulu

            I know. I plan on using it every chance I get.

            • Nelliebelle1197

              ¬†Except it is such an annoying song that despite the phrase’s oblique beauty, I can’t get past that!

        • Emily Rice

          Particularly useful in this situation, since Carrie Underwood is the country artist who sang “Jesus take the wheel”

      • Dawn Grimes Stough

        i have a friend who says ‘jesus mary shit a brick’

      • sockandaphone

        my grandma always say “holy cockroaches, batman!” It makes absolutely no sense. But its perfect.

      • Jenna Kearns

        My friend would often use “Jesus tits” for such an occasion. ¬†I love it because it causes just as much confusion as it does outright horror.

    • allj

      I assumed it was a reptilian theme?

      • Shreya Aren

        I thought so too. The green thingy on the bottom looks like scales.

    • Ann M. Erickson

      My eyes literally hurt from looking at this. It was like the top is a nice green…OMFG what the what

      • leftcoastpickle

        total scroll down fug

        • Ann M. Erickson

          But like violently

    • Lily

      Off-Broadway production of Peter Pan?

      • Bridget Smith

        I mean, she’s obviously playing Tinkerbell. She must’ve just forgotten her wings.

        • A Shiny O’Connor

          Perhaps they blew the budget on Carrie’s salary, forcing them to combine the roles of Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.

      • Sara Parker

         Alternatively: Slutty Peter Pan Halloween costume

      • schadenfreudelicious

        Peter Pan’s trashy country cousin?

        • marlie

          ¬†Is it weird that I read “Peter Pan’s tranny country cousin”? That’s GOT to be a new challenge on the next season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race.

          • A Shiny O’Connor

            There’s a whole season of tranny cousins in that idea.

      • TieDye64


    • marishka1

      Initiation ritual to become a member of the Lollipop Guild — Emerald City local?

      • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

        I was thinking more along the lines of “Broadway chorus tap line member in the Emerald City act¬†of a Wizard of Oz reboot”.

    • SapphoPoet

      Well. Her legs are very toned. Let’s leave it at that, shall we?¬†

      • Sobaika

        Great hair, too.

        • megohd

          She’s one of the few people who can get away with those extra-long wave/curls. If they’re extensions, they don’t look it.¬†

      • Merneith

        ¬†I would say, “TLo, you are looking at a woman who wants you to know just how many hour’s she’s spent on her bicycle. Also, she is apparently in the market for some new Gays.”

      • Sartorial_She

        ¬†Seriously. I can’t even imagine the work that went into getting her legs to look that good. I’m training for a half-marathon and doing lots of cross-training (squats!) and my legs don’t even come close to looking like that. Kudos to her. I covet.

    • Laura

      It would be interesting to see those pants in another simpler context, and sister’s got some serious legs, there, but yikes. That’s a mess…. That jacket is hideous and the yellow thing? WTF?

      • tereliz

        Totally on board that she could have made the shorts work, even with the booties, which I think are kind of cute. Top with a plain black blouse buttoned all the way up (or maybe mandarin collar?) with a tribal/graphic statement necklace and we’d have an outfit that would be chic, yet still cool enough for a London album launch.¬†

        Am I the only one who can’t stand those colors together? It’s a little too Yellowbrick road to the Emerald City adjacent.¬†

    • j_anson

      On her way to a sexy female Incredible Hulk costume party? I got nothing.

    • MinAgain

      My Barbies used to look just like this, when I made outfits out of my mother’s sewing scraps.

      • Tom and Lorenzo

         Nailed it.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      The first thing that is making my eyes hurt, is actually the hem of those shorts.¬† Having sold that sequined fabric where I work, I can tell you that that is the selvedge edge you’re lookin’ at there. That incredibly badly fitted jacket, shows every last detail of wrongness, due to its visible from orbit shininess.¬† And that acid yellow top, it IS a top, I think cause you can see just a peek of it in the jacket opening, would be great with jeans, but not with this OTT mess.¬† On a positive closing note.¬† That family of colors is great on her.

    • Jenn Wales

      the new miss lemon-lime Fanta?

    • J.Watt

      Uh…I think the jacket was a big mistake.¬†

      Ok, the whole thing is. She sort of looks like a celery stick dipped in mustard.

    • Sobaika

      Drunk Tinkerbell?

    • Fatima Siddique

      Roller derby glam?

      • Rebecca Peacock

        I do want those shorts for my roller derby boutfit!

      • sleah_in_norcal

        roller derby tinkerbelle!

    • unpious

      I just want to commend her bravery for wearing those sequined tap pants out into the world, because if she happens to walk past a a crow or any other animal that is attracted to shiny objects…well, there’s gonna be some awkward divebombing.

    • AmandaCathleen

      Oooooh….wow. This outfit is only appropriate if you’re a waitress at a theme restaurant on St Patty’s day. Yikes.

      That being said, I bet the yellow blouse could be great with a pair of skinny jeans.

    • PeggyOC

      Yay for supporting gay marriage.  Boo to everything else.  This is just a crazy-ass pile of fug.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      You’re so right… can’t begin to guess!¬† Jacket is cool, tho.

    • Jen Alien-Spouse

      Well… Ummm…¬†Ok, here’s an idea! ¬†She’s pre-promoting an off-off-offBroadway show called “St Paddy’s Day! ¬†The Musical that shamROCKS!”

      (If that turns out to be a thing I will be horrified, but secretly proud of my zeitgeisty predictions)
      Also well done to Miss Underwood for being less vapid than I would have thought and supporting gay marriage.)

      • Jen Alien-Spouse

        OR Carrie Underwood is secretly a huge fan of Norwich City Football Club, who’s nickname is The Canaries because they play in yellow and green.

    • lovelyivy

      This is the least flattering thing I have ever seen her wear, hands down. If this is what happens when she steps out of her pretty princess in beige box then long may her tremendously boring nude pumps reign.

    • MaryMitch

      Coming out in favor of gay marriage WAS a big deal for her, so kudos for that.  But this is a nightmare, honey.

    • Rand Ortega

      Aw. This outfit is horrible. But those gams are Olympic track star quality, amirite?

    • UrsNY

      Disco-themed St. Patricks Day party at the office?

    • Larkin21

      I know she looks crazy but I can’t get over her amazing legs. Wow.

    • Jessi03

      Jerrell Scott Coture?

      • Little_Olive

        Yes! Jerell Scott on Zoloft couture

    • Penn Collins

      Her hair extensions look nice…
      maybe accessorize this with some white jazz hands gloves?

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      Add an embroidered lemon knit scarf and she has all existing fabrics and treatments covered.

    • meowing

      Okay, I’ll play:¬† blame it on youth.¬† Dumb, silly, naive experimentation at an age when it’s okay.¬† After 30 however, it’s called dementia.

      • Sara__B

        She’s 29. For now I’ll blame this comic mess on too much money mixed with questionable taste and naive experimentation. Next year, dementia!

    • Lisa Dugan

      It’s really costumey and the yellow is just unnecessary but her legs are RIDICULOUS!

    • Melissa Brogan

      Ms Underwood’s legs and head look fab.

      That’s as nice as I can be right now.

      • Loola234

        Legs are awesome – but couldn’t she have worn a color on her lip that wasn’t labeld “Flesh Tone-Brown-eyed Blonde”?

    • Pennymac

      Words fail me.

    • butter nut

      this poor child clearly doesn’t know that her stylist is a right-wing, homophobic christian fundamentalist, who is expressing his hatred through her wardrobe. ¬†pray the anti-gay away, girl!

    • Qitkat

      Now I think if we were seeing these fabrics in another context, say as pillows on a neutral linen sofa, this look could totally take a room into country glam design territory. 

      • Qitkat

        Taking this a bit further, Design Stars, here is your next assignment. Head on over to tom and lorenzo’s website, and choose your famous muse. Your assignment is to design a room taking inspiration from an outfit. Because lord knows, that vapid show could use some new fodder for challenges.

    • Martha Jackson Deutsch

      leprechaun¬†walk of shame. except she doesn’t look ashamed, does she?

    • anthea pena

      you said it all

    • tresfabuleux

      It’s like an¬†“Ants on a Log” snack¬†in clothing form. Celery top, yellow (peanut buttery….kinda) blouse, bonus celery on the tap pants, and the little black ants/raisins for trim. Maybe I’m just hungry. Or nostalgic. Hunstalgic?

      But hey girl, thanks for coming out for Team Marriage Equality. I might even drop a coin on your album.

    • Melissa Kerrigan

      I, too, would rock some sequined tap pants if I had those quads.  Get this girl in a Venus commercial STAT.  

    • Ozski

      If Liza lost her luggage and grabbed what was at the nearest Goodwill.

    • Candigirl1968

      She must be a great actress, because I could not even try to fake a grin if someone made me wear that horrid outfit.

    • Bridget Smith

      …there are two zippers on that jacket.

      I actually rather liked it until I realized that.

    • Pants_are_a_must

       Ill-advised in the extreme. Is that nice enough?

    • Ashley

      The Yellow Brick Road and Emerald City on LSD?

    • MilaXX

      What is this weird layering celebs or rather their stylist are doing. This is as bad as the black garb Dianna Argon was wearing the other day. I may have let the glitter pants slide with 1 normal top on but those colors/shapes are fighting each other

    • elleg929

      If I had those legs, I might wear sequin tap pants all the time.¬† It’s like jazz hands for her quads.

    • Jessie Melcher Brown

      Is she filming a movie about the rockettes?

    • dsco3031

      The jacket at first glance isn’t terrible… is this a scrolldown fug or an all-over fug?¬†

    • BazoDee

      This is a scroll down fug if I’ve ever seen one. But for the same reasons as you -I’m cutting Ms. Underwood some slack.¬†

    • Little_Olive

      A whole lotta inner thigh, is what we are looking at here

    • Violina23

      I LOVE her makup & hair though… such a pretty girl! ¬†It’s like Cher’s out-fit-maker computer program from “Clueless” malfunctioned

    • Ashley Patriarca

      She looks like the colorguard for my alma mater, which has green and gold for its official colors. Wonder how her flag twirling skills are?

    • Karen

      I think that somewhere, there is a leprechaun in an alley going “Thank God, I’ve at least still got my hat!”

    • Verascity

      Hate the outfit, neutral on her, love you guys for the Oliver Sacks reference.

    • Erin

      Tinkerbell on her way to a job interview.

    • Deborah Lipp

      All I can think of is how bad it must itch to wear sequined tap pants.

      • kimmeister

        More like chafe!

      • A Shiny O’Connor

        It’s be double annoying because going in for a scratch would threaten the safety of the sequins. What’s worse than green twinkly hot pants – green twinkly hot pants with a bald crotch.


      my roomate’s mother brought home $20284 a week ago. she has been working on the computer and bought a $381500 home. All she did was get blessed and put to work the clues uncovered on that website¬†top of this comment

    • Economie

      Clearly she is paying tribute to my high school’s dance team by wearing a dance costume in my old school colors of green and gold, along side some sort of warm-up jacket stolen from someone’s home ec sewing project.

    • Carleenml

      those shoes in June. I know that’s the last of anyone’s concern about this, but srsly.

    • jmorino08

      I’m going to go with a napkin stuffed inside her little sister’s jacket. I have no explanation for the pants… Wonder if she got them from that taste-challenged PR contestant?

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      I’d kill for those gams, but if the leprechaun pole dancer hot pants come with, I’ll have to reconsider.

      • Little_Olive

        Leprechaun pole dancer bwhahahaha

    • PaperPusher2

      It’s like yet another American tourist in Europe embarrassing the hell out of us with her crap outfit. ¬†

    • UglyCasanova

      Free Ireland?

      • susu11

        Erin Go Bragh.
        this Outfit Go Home. 

      • A Shiny O’Connor

        There are enough ugly green outfits the world round on St Patrick’s Day, we shouldn’t have to take responsibility for this too.

    • leftcoastpickle

      She looks like she accidentally got Carrie from Sex and the City’s wardrobe! Wrong Carrie!¬†

    • svtl

      Sporting “Go Brazil!” outfits 2 years before the World Cup…? No, no, no…

    • fursa_saida

      Countrychaun. There’s a pile of gold records and a slide guitar at the end of the rainbow.

    • Lisa

      Someone’s always after her Lucky Charms.

    • Moira E. Kelly

      Kermit and Miss Piggy’s secret love child

      • susu11

        Oh my God, I can totally see it! lol

    • PastryGoddess

      “Bless her heart” cause that is some serious WTF-ery there.

    • hmariec19

      1) Yay for supporting gay marriage!

      2) Girl, what the fuck. That is NOT how you show your support for gay marriage.

    • P. Capet

      my summer in london, by heidi montag

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      Perhaps she’s on her way to tape a 90’s lemon-lime soda commercial.

    • Lina_bee

      *redacts catty comment on the outfit*¬† That is awesome that she’s come out in support! Yay her!

    • janinedm

      Maybe it’s a promotional event for Sprite?

    • Paola Thomas

      The fact that she is releasing a country album in the UK is weird enough.¬† Us Brits don’t DO country music…

    • MoHub

      Maybe if she was wearing a pair of rollerblades.

    • AlinaValero

      they’re always after her lucky charms!!!!

    • susu11


      The top half is so tacky and 80s-looking bad. (I seriously thought that jacket was a ‘members only jacket’ for a minute) The bottom half looks like shimmering seaweed plastered all over her hoo-hah.

    • hmariec19

      Ya know, this is going to sound weird, so stick with me, but she reminds me of a Chicago-style hot dog. Minus the tomato. The other condiments are all there! Mustard, pickle, relish, hot peppers, regret…

      Christ, I could use a hot dog.

    • thecitysleeps

      Christian country girl trying to look pop and cool in London, and failing hard?¬† Yeah, I don’t like her.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Oh honey, no. I just want to hug her and take her shopping. Bless her little heart.

    • Pop Tarts Jen

      You’d think that coming out in favor of gay marriage would mean that she could find a gay who would tell her, “Oh, honey, no,” before she walked out in public wearing THAT.

      I actually don’t HATE the jacket – with a pair of cute jeans, it could work. But the shirt and sequined shorts (or is it a skirt?) are hurting my eyes.

    • charlotte

      She should be a guest star on the new season of Arrested Development. Because she’s made a huge mistake.

      • hmariec19

        YES. Love this.

    • Susan Rappenwolf

      So here’s my interpretation. Carrie was rehearsing and getting fitted for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day Country Music Festival (held in Terlingua as everyone knows). She had just changed out of the “pot o’ gold” paillette top and put on a nice summery tunic when she was told that Michele Obama was outside and only had a moment to say “hi”. A big gust of wind came up and Carrie grabbed the first jacket to hand, forgetting she hadn’t yet changed out of the sequined tap shorts. That’s my figgerin’.

      • ChaquitaPhilly

        Congratulations. What a story, you could sell it to the New Yorker!

      • poggi

        ¬†That must be it.¬† It’s the only way this outfit makes any sense. ¬†

        • Susan Rappenwolf

          ¬†I’m still trying to figure out the shoes that go with anything.

    • jw_ny

      I’ll assume her stylist disagreed with her stance on gay marriage….sabotage. Fire him/her Carrie! Now!¬† You’ve got a shitload of money honey…find yourself a good new (gay) stylist!¬† hurry!¬† :)

      • Darva Sutra

        ¬†Exactly! Good for her supporting gay rights! But this is a scream for help if I’ve ever seen one.¬†
        Wish my legs looked like that, tho, sigh.

    • butterflysunita

      It’s impressive how pretty she looks in that frightening outfit.

    • Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

      it looks like Tinkerbell got into the wardrobe closet for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    • merciblahblah

      It may look crazy as all get out, but her legs are SICK AND WRONG. They look hawt.

    • Samuel Joesph Donovan

      Sans tap pants, plus grey/khaki jeans?  HOT.

    • Kel of the Pop Tarts

      As a costume, I really like it. But I don’t think it is a costume…

    • Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

      it looks as if Tinkerbell mugged the wardrobe dept of the Rocky Horror Picture show

    • kimmeister

      Umm . . . I like her necklace.

    • judybrowni

      band uniform at Slut High School.

    • Daisy

      Maybe she thought she was in Ireland?

    • Sara__B

      Well, now. That’s so awful it’s funny.

    • aimee_parrott

      Sweet fancy Moses!¬† What the…?

      She decided that the best way to follow up her support of gay marriage was to dress like a trashy can of Sprite?¬† She’s limontastic.

    • IraKi

      Oh Miss Carrie, hasn’t anybody talked to you about the value of proportion? Or of the mirror? You went form princess-y to leprecon-y and that is not a step in the right direction…

    • e jerry powell

      What we have here is a young lady who is taking heavy fire from the Christian Right for her support of gay marriage.¬† I simply cannot bring myself to criticize what she’s wearing, considering what she’s had to put up with for the last several days.

    • artgirl9

      Bless her heart

    • NurseEllen

      Maybe she wants to add to her resume and is auditioning for the Rockettes, and they decided to hold the auditions in London because Mayor Bloomberg says he’s about to compel all NYC dancers to eat more because they’re too thin, and this getup is supposed to catch the director’s eye?¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† Other than that, I have no explanation.

    • Belle Burnett

      When I got the shorts, I fell out of my chair. I am appalled and in love. Not with her hair, though.

    • Joyce VG


    • Joyce VG

      JESUS take the wheel and drive her to a Michael Kors store. 

    • Shannon Maxham

      “They’ve stolen me Lucky Charms! And my good taste!”

    • EEKstl

      If a strip joint and a fast food restaurant merged this would be its uniform. “Would you like fries with that, naughty boy?”

    • jilly_d

      Carrie, would it have been SO VERY HARD to just put on some dark skinnies with that jacket and top? 

    • Kathleen Thomas

      Frankly she looks like a cheerleader from my High School in the 70’s

    • VitoandBo

      These were my high school colors. From the waist up, I’m reminded of the jacket and cummberbund we wore as members of the marching band. From the waist down, it’s the outfit worn by our accompanying dance team. It’s honestly uncanny.

    • Andra

      Pay no attention to the sequined vagina behind the curtain!

    • Mexxoo

      Rocky Horror’s Magenta visiting the Emerald City of Oz!

      • turtleemily

        ¬†There aren’t enough likes in the world for this comment.

    • LilyPad

      She has such an amazing body. I think this outfit would have worked with a different shirt underneath. I see what she was trying to do and I like it besides that

    • Zippypie

      That outfit would probably win Project Runway in its current state of cracktasticness.

    • allisankelly

      She’s clearly on her way to a Roller Derby match.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      call me crazy, i love the jacket. ¬†i’m an insane green freak. ¬†i have a pair of uggs that color. those would just about complete this look. total green madness.

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        i think, but am not sure, that the jacket is christopher kane. that said, i woulda loved the shorts when i was about, oh, seven years old in the early 70s–sans the lace but very on trend [as the wretched say] for both glitter rockers & seven year olds at the time.

    • DaveUWSNYC

      My guess is that this outfit’ll be seen this Pride weekend in NYC. On either/both sexes.

    • marilyn

      Thislooks like a very messed-up cheerleader ou-fit.  

    • rketeckt

      To Quote the Dutchess…”slutty, slutty, slutty.”

    • Amy Ellinger

      say what you will, those colors are great.

    • jennifervney

      This girl can never turn down what the hollywood glamour machine throws at her, no matter how unflattering. 

    • MarinaB

      It is one of my ballet outfits from 1985 worn upside down.  The sequins was the bodice and the satin was part of the skirt.  I literally had one EXACTLY that color.

    • 3boysful

      Dear friends, clearly Missl Carrie flew to London in her jammies, and her luggage was switched with that of a majorette whose school colors are green and yellow, so undaunted, she threw on her assistant’s jacket and booties and went forward with her head held high.

    • JMB_edits

      I’m going with “fashion mullet”:¬† Business on top and Party on the bottom!

    • lifetime_student

      Obviously she is filming a music video at her old high school and she is dressed as a majorette. At least I pray that is what she is doing or else I‚Äôd have to say, ‚ÄúJesus H. Roosevelt Christ.”

    • marlie

      The look *MIGHT* have been salvageable if she’d lost the yellow shirt. Maybe. I’m trying to be supportive/optimistic here.¬†

    • Sarah Caponigro

      It is clearly associated with an advertisement for Sprite. Right?

    • LuisaNL

      TLO, you need to step in, this poor girl needs an intervention. Great legs, though.

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      Her hair bothers me so much I can’t even get to the clothes. If you can call them clothes. To quote a favorite W&G episode, ‘It hurts to look at her; there’s no place for your eyes to rest.’

    • ri_dic

      Her support of gay marriage was the first interesting thing she has ever said. New respect. Always hate her clothes, though. Great legs.

    • dickylarue

      Keebler Elf’s trophy wife.¬†

      • makeityourself

        Haha! I like that.

        Green and gold were my high school colors too, so I have worn every incarnation of that color combo in one manner or another. But this getup had me stumped for a while. I couldn’t figure out why she had a gold polyester napkin wrapped around her waist and then I realized it was a shirt! Jesus take the wheel, stat!

        I always thought she was a cotton candy airhead, but when I read her comments about gay marriage, I got tears in my eyes. For a Country singer to speak openly about this subject took guts, because it will affect her record sales. Just google the Dixie Chicks for a refresher. I will now proudly support Miss Carrie Underwood and her overly bronzed, super toned legs, and buy some of her music. She does have a great voice.

    • Sierra Delta

      Were gay leprechauns involved in the selection of this outfit?

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      She is a hot mess. 

    • Pamela

      First, the good news.¬† Her gams are lookin’ toned & slammin’.¬†¬† Sorry, that’s it.

    • formerlyAnon

      Leprechaun Rockette dressed from Goodwill.

    • blue

      I like the top. If the shorts (skirt?) thing wasn’t so sparkly, the whole outfit would look pretty great.

    • joe_tey83

      She has crossed over to the Gaga Perry Minaj Dark side.

    • lesmaha

      Un. Believable.

    • elzatelzabelz

      As my husband, who is from Oklahoma said when he saw the photo, “You can take the girl out of Oklahoma, but you can’t take Oklahoma out of the girl.”

      • formerlyAnon

        This is the best summation so far. You (& your husband) win the comments section.

    • Lisa Kramp

      She is the pictorial definition of my husband’s nickname for her: Carrie Underwear! I think she’s channeling a leprechaun on acid.

    • unbornfawn

      This is something even Hedda Lettuce would not wear! Whatever it is.

    • amye

      She looks like a female leprecaun!

    • Lauren Lynch Fox

      She looks like a Mummer (Philadelphia reference).

    • giiiirrrr

      Frosted Lucky Charms–they’re fashionably atrocious!

    • lrhoff

      There’s no explanation….it’s a mystery.¬† I think she just wanted to show off her toned and ripped legs and tore away whatever skirt she was actualy wearing prior to the cameramen arriving…..

    • Caaro3

      Well, first of all, her napkin from lunch is still tucked into her lap . . .

    • ThaliaMenninger

      A leprechaun sandwich with cheese on the side?

    • Cat_In_A_Hat

      Well… Ignoring everything else, which admittedly is hard, she has great legs!

    • CassieLee22

      why does she look so proud of herself……

    • quiltrx

      I’m just going to avoid the whole issue and say her hair looks great!

    • guest2visits

      She’s¬†just messing with you TLo.

    • Vera

      Serious scrolldown fug.

    • Laurie Landry

      Holy Leprechaun Majorette.

    • mila_8

      Looks like dress rehearsal for a one-woman production of Peter Pan.

    • MemHey

      Rogue and Phoenix were asked to design an outfit for Jubilee.

    • DCSheehan

      To explain this I would have to understand what I’m looking at and despite exhaustive research I cannot identify what the heck is on her lower half. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it may be of alien origin.

      The jacket, however, is dahling.

    • Maria

      When my great-grandmother was ask to comment on a new baby that might not have grown into their looks yet, she would comment “It’s a baby,” so she didn’t have to lie. In that respect, Carrie honey, “It’s an outfit.”

    • Emilie Wagner

      sexy band uniform???

    • librarygrrl64

      She’s obviously the lead in a drag version of Peter Pan. Duh.

    • kim i

      love the jacket, though.

    • Sarah Michaels

      She’s so pretty from the neck up and so bizarre from the neck down.

    • Liverpoolgirl

      Can’t get past the quads…..oh and the sequins….in green no less

    • Laura

      Holy batshit crazy pants. I really have nothing else.

    • MightyMarshal

      What even? I can’t… I don’t even know what it is I can’t do. What was happening on the earth to cause this? It’s literally the dumbest looking thing I’ve ever seen on a celebrity. It’s like she was backstage at a clogging competition when the auditorium caught fire and she had to grab what ever random costume pieces she could find in order to run for her life.

    • PrunellaV

      Explain what it is we’re looking at here:

      A citrus salad plate with glitter garnish.