Minions, here is your assignment: Explain what it is we’re looking at here:
Carrie Underwood at album launch in London.
Because it’s so odd that it’s shorting out our brains. We’re having a total “man who mistook his wife for a hat” perceptual issue right now. It’s like our brains said “Fuck this. You’re on your own,” and checked out.
Besides, Miss Carrie just risked a metric shit-tonne of hassle by coming out in support of gay marriage and we don’t want to make fun of what our eyes are telling us is a celery jacket, a tablecloth top, and (yes, we are about to type this) sequined tap pants with black lace trim.
So you guys do it.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]
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