Carrie Underwood in London

Posted on June 20, 2012

Minions, here is your assignment: Explain what it is we’re looking at here:

 

Carrie Underwood at album launch in London.

Because it’s so odd that it’s shorting out our brains. We’re having a total “man who mistook his wife for a hat” perceptual issue right now. It’s like our brains said “Fuck this. You’re on your own,” and checked out.

Besides, Miss Carrie just risked a metric shit-tonne of hassle by coming out in support of gay marriage and we don’t want to make fun of what our eyes are telling us is a celery jacket, a tablecloth top, and (yes, we are about to type this) sequined tap pants with black lace trim.

So you guys do it.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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