Alexander McQueen Resort 2013 Collection

Posted on June 26, 2012

To hell with it. We’re sending you your pretty for the day RIGHT NOW.

 

And if you don’t think the Alexander McQueen Resort 2013 collection is pretty, we will weep salty tears. Over your lack of taste and inability to appreciate beauty.

Okay, no. We’ll be nice. But we’ll still think of you “that way.”

It’s a gorgeously tailored collection, contoured to the body, with extreme proportions like elongated legs and peaked shoulders. Very much in that androgynous Bowie manner, which is where Sarah Burton got her inspiration, along with Art Deco and Gustav Klimt, the latter of whom practically supplied his aesthetic DNA for the gorgeous golden metallic pieces. It’s all dramatic as hell in that manner we expect from anything with the McQueen name on it.

Miss Swinton, your wardrobe for the season has arrived. Where shall we put it?

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: alexandermcqueen.com]

    • http://twitter.com/awtchy1 Ashley

      Fourth row, middle picture — the new ladies’ power suit?  I’m in love with it.  The whole collection has a badass, Sin City-esque feel to it.

      • kimmeister

        I LOVE that “power suit.”  If only I worked in a place where I could actually pull off wearing that to work!

        • A. W.

          There is no place like that in the world, other than maybe a fashion magazine. :(

          • j_anson

            Hahaha. Word. It’s pretty and visually striking on the model, but yeah. Wouldn’t work in any setting I frequent (or on any woman I know).

        • http://twitter.com/RococoCocoa Joseph Lamour

          I say wear it anyplace anyway. I worked at a software company for a while and once I wore a grey wool super 70’s cut Lanvin suit for a big company meeting. There was a woman in that meeting who bought her leopard print snuggie to the conference room. I still felt fabulous.

          • http://twitter.com/grooxcore Marie Ee

            lord, leopard print snuggie. that’s all I can say to that story. 

      • joything

        Mygod, YES. And the black high pants – white shirt in the row above.  POWER. 

      • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

        Sin City, ey?  I remember that movie filled with a lot hookers … ;D

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      That final dress. Good god that’s beautiful.

      • Violina23

        Yes! 

      • TheDivineMissAnn

        Agree!  The dress before it is beautiful too, in spite of the very weird posture.

    • SapphoPoet

      This is a pretty fancy resort, I must say. Love this collection, especially the metallics and bronzes. The Klimt fabric is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 

    • kingderella

      im BLINDED by the beauty of the jumpsuit that opens this post. BLINDED!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        I KNOW, which is weird because I hate jumspuits with a passion.

        I love this collection so much I wan’t to make a pile with all the outfits and roll around in it… weeping because none of them fit.

    • Rand Ortega

      It’s so… Swinton. Can’t wait to see which looks she chooses. This is gorgeous. All of it. Full. Stop.

      • howdoilook

        I was just coming to say the same! 

      • emcat8

        And Cate, too. I expect to see her in the gowns soon.

    • poggi

      I really love the two gold textured/print gowns and can see the on the red carpet. The pant suits are certainly harder to wear but would be very striking on the right incredibly tall woman. Very cool collection.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      3rd row, first dress is my favorite.  No I take that back, I love it all.  

      • Spreecord

         I want the entire collection boxed up and sent to my house, along with the body to look good in it all. STAT.

    • http://twitter.com/obscureobjects David Calder

      Yves Saint Laurent’s Le Smoking called. It thinks you’re fabulous and it wants to do lunch.

      • Deb_Lynn

        Cute!

    • Kate4queen

      Beautiful. :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

      Stand up straight, young lady. 

    • AudreysMom

      I say Tilda’s splits the collection with Cate. With Cate taking most of the dresses, except for one of the gold numbers toward the end.

      • RebeccaKW

         I think Zoe could wear a couple of them.

      • kingderella

         this is kind of out of nowhere, but wouldnt anna torv look good in some of those? lady can rock a power suit!

        • Rand Ortega

           What about Flo Welch? Is it too structured for her? I can see her in look 8, 12 & 18, but that may be wishful thinking. Her look is becoming a bit too “aerie” for me of late.

      • TieDye64

        Absolutely. This needs to happen.

    • http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

      Where do I find a waist? Seems like I need one

      • pattyw

         FLOTUS can give you some advice.

        • out for a walk

          FLOTUS should totally wear that second-to-last dress. To the next inaugural ball perhaps.

      • formerlyAnon

         Don’t forget to grow your legs, while you’re at it!

        • Rand Ortega

           They don’t call it “Miracle Gro” for nothin’!
          (Insert rimshot here)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1514860983 Angela Jajko

      stunningstunningstunning

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      These are breathtaking! Love it!

    • understateddiva

      Ms. Burton, you outdid yourself.  And that takes a lot.

    • Calinda_L

      I wish that Cathy Cambridge would extend her McQueen wardrobe to include some of these pieces. Not the Swintonier pieces (she *is* going to be queen one day, after all), but some of these would be ammmmmazing on her. 

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=891985250 Lynlee Espeseth

        I was thinking the same thing! Get her in some of this and spice it up a little. 

      • A. W.

        Cathy is way too vanilla. All these pieces need someone with an edge to wear them, and the only edge Cathy has is her collarbones.

        • out for a walk

          I think there are a few she could pull off, but she probably can’t have her hair in her normal style. But the dress in the third row, on the left? I could see her in that!

    • IAmJ

      I am breathless. So much beauty here.

    • http://www.filmsbyneptune.com/ Dani Colman

      Give me one of everything.  I’d look terrible in all of it.  Doesn’t matter.

    • kimmeister

      Holy crap I love almost everything (everything but that first jumpsuit, which makes the model look strangely bow-legged.)

      I like the pieces with the circular metallic thing at the waist – reminds me of Iron Man’s power source thingy!

    • shopgirl716

      LOVE the clothes but, where is this resort?  

      • JasmineAM

        In my dreams! I WANT IT ALL.

      • http://twitter.com/thesquizz Lauren

         On Mars.

    • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

      Model looks like precious insect. Swintonian to a T.

    • fashionzombie

      Amazing.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Stiltwalker challenge done right.

    • MmmmmmmmK

      BOWIE the god himself should wear them.  They scare me, they’re for such a skinny person.

    • SpcilK

      SWOON! Beautiful collection and the Belts… My God the BELTS!

    • Clueless_Jock

      Very 70s, no?

      • formerlyAnon

         Yes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/D.D.D.Dino Dino Bonačić

      and THAT is how you do beautiful. not the marchesa over-the-top and tacky cloth(e)s.

    • Knightley

      Oh God.  That dress at the end……..

    • marilyn

      I am not sure which resort these clothes are intended for, but it must be very formal.  Also, that 7 foot tall, 90 pound younger sister of David Bowie (aka Runway Model) is probably the only person on the planet who can wear these clothes.

      • emcat8

        Well, back in the day, I was 7 feet tall and relatively height/weight proportional, not skinny (though I was for a brief time), and I could have totally rocked those pants and jackets. I have really broad shoulders and a narrow waist compared to hips/shoulders, and so clothes hung on me very well. I think the 90 pound look is also part Photoshop, to tell you the truth, but yeah, they don’t really make couture for size 12s these days — everything is being cut down farther and farther (which is funny, since most women are getting larger).

    • Valdri8

      It is absolutely magnificent. The model is too fucking thin(sorry), but these clothes are just to swoon to. How can some stars wear such drivel when this exists. I just do not get it.

      I just instructed a bestie that should I die to sell everything I have and bury me in the final dress.

      • A. W.

        I agree, the model is a little frighteningly thin (with no hips to speak of) so it makes me question the ability of a normal human to wear ANY of this and look good… which is probably good, it’s all so perfect that anyone other than Tilda should stay away!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      good gawd those black/white suit combo’s are to die for…swooning….

      • formerlyAnon

         The tragedy is that even at my thinnest, I’d look like a square little beetle in those shoulders, one with short little legs for locomotion.

        *Sigh*

        SO glad I’m not looking at these things as a young teen. The first time around was bad enough.

    • http://profiles.google.com/dorothymichael Dorothy & Michael n/a

      Only one model can wear each of these garments?  I know that’s the wrong thing to be fixated about but what can I say – I noticed.  The clothes are to die for, of course.

    • MilaXX

      Does that first pic make anyone else say, “Giddiy -yap cowboy!”  ? It;s like the model is doing the stick the leg out the split pose in pants. Nice collection, but I hope and pray all the lady celebs leave #10 on the runway.

    • PinkLemon

      #$%^&*((*&^%$….oh, sorry. i just fell on the keyboard from a FASHION INDUCED FAINT. LOVE.

    • Lina_bee

      *grabby hands*

      This is GLORIOUS. There are PANTS! There are silvers, golds, and coppers!  There are ALL of my favorite Deco motifs!  *adores madly*  However, the model is distractingly TERRIBLE.

    • Jennifer L.

      Let’s see. Zoe Saldana in the 1st Black/gold evening gown, Fan Bing Bing in the last one. And I will grow six inches taller and take the dragonfly pantsuit. 

      • formerlyAnon

         You go, girl.

    • AmandaCathleen

      I will never find bell bottoms chic, but those gowns sure are gorgeous.

    • lesmaha

      WOW is all I can say. I’m gobsmacked! Love it!!

    • PeggyOC

      Love-child of Swinton and Bowie.

    • StelledelMare

      Give me one of everything and maybe 2 of each of the dresses just because.

    • rkdgal

      Gagging on gorgeousity!  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

      Eff YES. Especially the last two.

    • mjude

      love

    • vanjar

      I want all the black&white suits. Tilda can have the rest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720742723 Sarah Winningham

      It kills me that the beautiful gold fabric with the botanical embroidery is used in service of that evil, ugly jumpsuit. Wish I could see it as a dress or tailored suit.

    • another_laura

      Beautiful and love those suits!  I do think that the very large waist treatments are going to have to be translated for those wearers who are not 5’10” but this is quibbling.

    • kikisayshi

      Cripes, is this girl eight feet tall? Love the white dress with the silver medallion, and the metallic wrapped halter(?) dress in the row below. Oh, and this one… And that one… Pretty much all of it.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Oh.My.God. there is not one piece that I don’t like, and yes, I can see Tilda Swinton in so many of these. Love, love, love.

    • carolynmo

      Now, THIS is good stuff–love everything, especially the gowns.

    • http://www.facebook.com/RocketStarling Ashley Ellen Wilson

      That last dress, last shot…..breath-taking. Literally stopped me in my tracks.

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      Breathtaking. Love it.

    • padma sallah

      Those gowns are SO gorgeous. And I covet the high waisted pants with the frilly white and gold blouse. Even though pulling it off means I’d have to be a really tall pipe. ( This is of course possible if I only had the funds to purchase it but I dont. So there’s that.)

    • PaulaBerman

      I love it all, except the floral, which looks like Dorothy Zbornak’s deck couch. Question: does this mean flares are coming back? I just started switching over to boot cuts and skinnies!

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      love it, love it, love it.  

      Some of it is making me think of David Bowie but that’s no bad thing…

    • Lilithcat

      Miss Swinton, your wardrobe for the season has arrived. 

      So funny, because that was my exact thought when I saw the thumbnail, even before I opened the post.

      The Klimt inspiration is appropriate, as this is his 150th birthday year.  (July 14, to be exact.)   

    • bluefish

      Very nice — and different.  But also very YSL — which is always a very good thing.

    • kittenwithaquip

      The collection is beautiful, but there is some fucked-up funhouse mirror shit going on with the model/Photoshop. It’s really, really off-putting, and makes me feel like the art director was huffing paint.

    • Le_Sigh

      Oh that black and white suit.  swoon.

    • PastryGoddess

      You know Sookie Stackhouse is going to want to wear that black and gold tiered frock and won’t pull it off.  Salma Hayek also has to get in one of those dresses, since her husband owns the brand and all

    • formerlyAnon

      There’s some awesome FABRIC in this collection. I mean, I imagine there’s lots of awesome fabric in high-end designer collections, but so rarely does it come across in photos.

      VERY partial to the middle one in row 5 and the final gown. Yum. Richness.

      Otherwise, like the pants outfits best. It’s an exaggerated silhouette to which I am very partial. [Marked by the late '60s & '70s, yes.]

    • AlinaValero

      Jennifer Lawrence in the last dress? if she’s still pulling girl on fire appearances? I see it.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Beautiful fabrics and some beautiful pieces, but those pantsuits with the peaked shoulders and flared legs are prime candidates for someone’s future “What in the hell was I thinking” scrapbook.  I know this because they are reminiscent of a pantsuit I owned a few decades ago.

      • formerlyAnon

         Oh yeah.

    • afabulous50

      What I wouldn’t give to be able to wear these clothes.
      I wouldn’t trade away my puppies….but I digress….gorgeous!

    • clairellis

      Last dress is my fav for sure but the rest is beautiful.

    • inprovo

      Stand up straight!  

    • tereliz

      I’ve just GOT to have those satin dragonfly trousers!  #wordsIthoughtI’dneversay

    • Judy_J

      Gorgeous, and totally Tilda.

    • michelle shields

      I can’t stop looking. Oh how I worship thee!

    • Imasewsure

      I think Ann Hathaway could work some of these (if she is willing and able to work on stilts of course). Hope these looks are not wasted on minor celebrities… maybe they could kick a couple of pieces over to Iman too (I would never say kick down to Iman of course)… beautiful!!

    • http://surelysonsy.blogspot.com/ Jessica | Surely Sonsy

      jaw-droppingly gorgeous. all of it. i bow to the mcqueen.

    • fursa_saida

      I AM IN LOVE.

    • guest2visits

      It’s all very dramatic; in a peaceful, serene kind of way.  Hope to see alot of people trying these.
      Still don’t like the pants hitting the floor, it just looks clumsy; and besides i’d like to see the shoes.

    • j_anson

      Those last four gowns. WOW.

    • joything

      WANT. The whole thing.  Ohmigod.

    • TieDye64

      Stunning.

    • lbl

      Sucks that Taylor Swift has the height and body to wear these looks but not the attitude.

    • http://twitter.com/herong Heron

      AAAHH THAT GOLD GIRAFFE PRINT GOWN

    • http://profiles.google.com/valencia.lucia87 Lucía Valencia

      THOSE FABRICS! OMG! IM DYING FROM THE GORGEOUSNESS.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1474713106 Katy Morris McDermott

      If I were a designer, I’d get the hell out of the business if I saw these. Good GOD.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

      SWINTON!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/kerrymccombs Kerry McCombs

      Those last four gowns? HOLY SHIT.

    • golspie

      Strange and superb – but at what resort would you wear these?

    • Jecca2244

      Swinton and Blanchett…and maybe Paula Patton in the strapless dress? Emma Stone in the last one.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      You know Swinton will stare down anyone who dare approach any of these and you don’t want Swinton to stare you down.

    • alyce1213

      Stunning and original. Love.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Oh. My. God.

      Why don’t they make fashion trading cards? I want to carry these around in my pocket and look at them every time I start feeling gloomy. I don’t see anything I don’t like.

      I see Swinton, I see Flo, I see Janelle Monae in that pantsuit with the white lapels. 

      • Pennymac

        Oh hell, what a good idea! I’d really like it if there were fashion playing cards.  “I’ve got a black and white McQueen suit; have you got a Swinton?” GO FISH!

        • PeaceBang

          Yes!! Manufacture those right away, someone! How fun!

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      I would crawl over dead babies for any or all of those final four gowns. Holy hell, those are beautiful. I love the black and white suits, too. The whole collection is pretty spectacular. 

    • Amy Ellinger

      Christ on a Cracker. One of the best McQueen Collections, hands down.  Bra-effing-va, Ms. Burton.

      Didn’t think I could love McQueen more than I already do, but this has taken it to a whole other level.

    • Anne Lucchesi

      Why do I immediately picture Jessica Chastain not quite pulling these off? SWINTON, indeed. 

    • Alisa Rivera

      The clothes are incredible but the model is bugging the shit out of me. She looks 12 and scared. They needed a model who could WERQ the shit out of this collection.

      • AthenaJ

        I don’t know, I think she’s actually giving some good, varied expressions – much better than bitchy or vacant like most other collection models.

    • frankystein123

      Completely drool-worthy.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

      More like Breathtaking for the Day!

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Literally breath-taking. Wow. That Sarah B.’s got one basket-load of talent. I will look at this several times today ….and tomorrow …and the next day. I can’t wait to see Tilda wear it or anyone else. I’m so nuts for those pantsuits that I am havinga visceral reaction.  Did I already say, ‘wow!’?

    • Candigirl1968

      These are interesting and lovely.  I see Janelle Monet in the black and white numbers and Rooney in the last one.  

    • Joanie Hunt

      First and third suits in the first row. WOW! I want so terribly to be willowy right now.

    • jabes

      I love the dresses, but the trousers are not my cup of tea. Actually, I think they’re ugly as sin.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

      I once saw an interview with Alexander McQueen where he said that he thought the house should die when the designer died. I think of that whenever I see any new collections from the house of McQueen :(.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Oooo preeetty :-D. Seriously though, from the action pieces down to the styling of the model, it’s like it was made for Tilda Swinton!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GVWKCMDPWOOLT2R4KT7AAIW6XY Jimmy

      Gorgeous! I’m totally in love with the black suit-white trim. The others with prints are also spectacular.

    • silaria

      Ohmygods, this is gorgeous.  I want to be that girl and wear those clothes.  I suddenly feel so un-fabulous.

    • granddelusion

      Hoot! Those pants!

    • sleepycat

      Stunning favorite resort collection this season

    • RzYoung

      Feast for the eyes! Can’t see Cathy Cambridge in them though…

    • mozzer0906

      Stunning.  Positively stunning.

    • http://profiles.google.com/saramichelef Sarah Michele Ford

      Love. Lovelovelove. I was loving the silver dragonfly print. But the gold and black gown? TO DIE FOR.

    • aimee_parrott

      This is like magic for the eyeballs.  The shapes are just hynotic and gorgeous and strange.  I love everything about it.

    • PeaceBang

      OH MY FREAKING GOD. I want to go wherever people are wearing this collection. I want to stare at them for many, many hours and sigh with deep happiness. Love this love love love. Not for mere mortals, but then again – it’s McQueen. 

    • Qitkat

      WHOA! Bowie, Art Deco, and Klimt? Sigh. Magnificent, structured, incredibly detailed and precise, amazing fabrics and construction. I have always wanted to break into the McQueen storage vault, to caress and marvel at the unearthly beauty, to lose myself in the poetic dreaminess of such talent and exquisite imagination. And dragonflies. Handcuff me now.

      Extraordinary.

    • Maddie Meyers

      I love the model:  she’s got twenty ex[ressions and they all say “annoyed.”

    • Snarky_Amber

      So. fucking. fabulous.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583505025 Kelley Comfort

      ZOMG. The dragonfly print suit is to DIE for! I love the nods to the past with the dress necklines! I will arm wrestle Tilda for the rights to this collection!

    • bitterk

      Makes me want to drop two sizes