The Tonys! Where dirty little theater types wipe off their greasepaint and put on airs! Let’s judge a sampling, shall we?
Bernadette Peters in Donna Karan
We don’t really love this kind of silhouette, but damn, if she doesn’t look pretty much perfect here. You expect BP to be just a little draggy and that’s exactly what she is here. It’s like something RuPaul would wear when she wants to be demure and classy.
Beth Behrs in Naeem Khan
S’alright. Don’t love the hem length.
Cynthia Nixon in Carolina Herrera
Fabulous and chic.
Elizabeth A. Davis in Christian Siriano
The colors are a little dusty and dingy for our tastes, but we like that this is a little different without being cray-cray.
Ellen Barkin in L’Wren Scott
Hate the hair and the choice of bag, but the dress is striking as hell.
Jessica Chastain in Marios Schwab
She’s a glittery ghost with extremely well-defined breasts.
Standard, but the color is interesting. It feels a bit mature for her.
Laura Bell Bundy
ELEGANZA. Forget what we said about Bernadette being a little draggy. This is a dragstravaganza. It’s not really to our tastes, but there’s nothing terribly wrong about it. It’s just loud and attention-seeking.
[Photo Credit: Getty]