2012 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 3

Posted on June 04, 2012

Home stretch, bitches! You can do it!

 

Brie Larson

Another coffee here, Miss. And can you tell us what your pie of the day is?

 

Chris Hemsworth in Hugo Boss

THREE undone buttons. There is no way that’s not douchey. We realize your ThorPecs are massive, Hemsworth, but we’re pretty sure they actually can be contained by the power of cloth.

 

Ellie Kemper in Dolce&Gabbana

While the accessories are not to our liking, she wins overall.

 

Eva Amurri Martino in Holmes & Yang 

A bit too classy and demure for the event.

 

Ezra Miller

NO PROPS ON THE RED CARPET.

This is now officially a rule.

You look like King Dork of Dorksylvania.

 

Jackson Rathbone

 Hipster car salesman.

 

Janelle Monáe

Privacy is her middle name, but her first name ain’t Baby.

 

Jenna Dewan in Lublu

She’s blown right past “sexy secretary” and thrown open the doors on “slutty secretary.”

 

Johnny Simmons

Catering entrance is in the rear. You’ll have to change in the parking lot.

 

Julia Jones in Joy Cioci

It’s all right. A bit eye-searing, but there’s nothing wrong with that at an MTV event. Neutral shoes with a neon dress, on the other hand, that’s just stupid.

 

Keahu Kahuanui

 Not bad. Nothing to write home about. Is that a zebra print hanky?

 

Kirby Bliss Blanton

 Standard.

 

Lauren McKnight

 Come back to us when your dress has fully matured, dear.

 

Leighton Meester in Christian Cota

Dorothy Zbornak: The Sexy Years.

 

Lucy Hale in Catherine Malandrino

Blanche Devereaux: The Tasteless Years.

Paris Hilton

 It pains us to say this, but she looks pretty fierce.

 

Romeo

Not only does he appear to have FOUR undone buttons, thereby snatching the crown from Hemsworth, but also everything he’s wearing is a size too small, with the possible exception of the shoes.

 

Russell Brand

God, he must be exhausting.

 

Shailene Woodley in Stella McCartney

Jane Fonda dresses more youthful than this.

[Photo Credit: PR Photos, Getty]

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