2012 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Posted on June 04, 2012

Hit it, curiously underdressed D-Listers!


Alex Frnka

 The dress is cute but everything north of the neck is pure second shift at the coffee shop.


Amber Rose

It looks like there’s some sort of minty fungus growing all over her.


Andy Samberg

 Dorky cute, but otherwise unworthy of discussion.


Booboo Stewart

 Unworthy of discussion.


Brooke Hogan

 A white-hot explosion of tacky.


Ciara in Balmain

 Really, honey?


Drita D’Avanzo

It’s not bad as far as pink leather dresses go (And how’s THAT for a perfect example of damning with faint praise?), but the shoes were a bridge too far. So was the cuff, probably.


Emma Watson in Brood

 Not bad. Nothing to write home about, but she looks good and we like that she doesn’t look precious.


Greer Grammer

 We weep over those accessories. Go home, Barbie.


Jessica Biel in Chanel

The dress is kind of cool, but those shoes make her feet look big. And her eye makeup is weird. She can’t rock a winged eye, it seems.

Jessica Lu

 Frilly hors d’oeuvre toothpick.


Josh Hutcherson

 Go home and start over, Archie Bunker.


Mario Lopez

 Did he suddenly slim down or is he just wearing a gigantic jacket?


Mark Wahlberg



Mila Kunis in Fendi

 Strangely unflattering on her.


Nicky Hilton

 Upholstery fabric.


Nikki Deloach

We are struck dumb. No, really. Been staring at this one for ten minutes and any bitchery skills we might possess have shorted out completely. That is one seriously ugly dress. It looks like something you’d see on a mannequin in a fabric store window, made out of swatches of mismatched fabric because some employee was bored and they had a lot of unusable stock.


Victoria Justice in Erin Fetherston

 Wilma Flintstone as Carrie Bradshaw.


ZZ Ward

 ZZ can’t stay long. She’s hot on the trail of some diamond smugglers who kidnapped an heiress.


[Photo Credit: PR Photos, Getty]

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      Is Niki Hilton using? I always thought she was much prettier than her (sadly) more famous sister, but she’s starting to look rough.

      • ChiliP

         The open mouthed, vapid expression isn’t doing much for her, either.

        • Terrie_S

          The shoes don’t help, either. I get that the in-toed thing is fairly standard on the RC, but either those shoes are too big or she’s about to turn an ankle. Unsteady on your feet is never appealing.

      • JMansm

        I was literally going to write “Is Nicky on the drugs again?” but you beat me to it. 

      • Little_Olive

        Isnt’ she a little old for this?

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/DJHCEFC7S5WYITH3D5ORYGS56I amye

        Actually, compared to most of the others, I thought she looked pretty good.  Older, yes, she’s probably dipping into Mommy’s plastic surgeons.

      • MissAnnieRN

        I want to bring her a sandwich and some potato chips stat!

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Who is this “Booboo Stewart”? Dear god I’ve gotten old.

      • FunButNutz

        Twilight Werewolf…second string

        • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

          I’m officially out of touch. You can send me to the farm now.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

            I’m saving you a spot, Alli. I could only identify about 1/5 of these people.

            • JackieOBlue

              You got me beat

            • mjude

              have not a clue who they are & they have not a clue how tacky they are…

      • Jessi03

        I can’t get over that name.

        • formerlyAnon

           Well, at least Booboo is cute, if in an “your face is 15 years too young for your watch” kind of way.

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        LOL, I had the exact same reaction!  Booboo??  really??? 

        • Snarky_Amber

          His sister’s name is Fivel. Like the mouse from An American Tail. Their parents should be jailed.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

            I read that five times and all I can muster up is WHY

      • Carleenml

         no idea but I want to get Booboo and Fan Bingbing together in something.

        • Rand Ortega

           The new power couple– BooBoo/Bingbing! After everyone’s tired of them & they’ve broken up, it’ll just be BooBing.

      • kimmeister

        I’m hoping that Booboo and ZZ are just stage names, not legal names.  Otherwise, that sucksucks.

        • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

          Knowing MTV, they probably had them present together.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ilana-Snitkovski/100000503415615 Ilana Snitkovski

      Someone needs to get Marky-Mark a purse.

    • Christina Brennan

      Good god these are some uuuugly dresses.  Mila Kunis’ dress I don’t find that bad.  Perhaps a wee bit short but otherwise, passable.

      • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

        I don’t find it bad in theory, but man it does not look good on her IRL.

      • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

        Can I see her bellybutton through all that? I think I can.

    • Lina_bee


    • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

      Sorry Ciara, you are not Beyonce. No one is going to accidentally give you an award.

      • NC_Meg

         At first I thought it was Bey and I was like, “Oh, honey, NO.” But it’s Ciara so I don’t care one way or the other now.

      • AnaRoW

        What I find sad is that she easily has one of the best bodies in show business and she insists on dressing it like that. She needs to go back to the darker hair.

        No, she isn’t Beyonce but she’s leagues ahead of Rhianna, who inexplicably has 5 Grammys.

        • http://twitter.com/moodring54 Rachel

          Uh, I wouldn’t say “leagues”. Maybe, like, a few steps. A yard, even. 

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        Yeah, I didn’t think Bey lost that much baby weight.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Emma Watson, for the, barely worth the struggle, win.  She looks orders of magnitude better than any of these other totally douchey looking losers. And what in god’s name is up with BooBoo, wtf?  really?

      • DinaSews

        Emma needed to do something with her hair and when she moved, her boobs were popping out the sides of the dress.  (Yes, I watched this with my kids.  They could torture Guantanamo prisoners with the replay!)

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Lordy!  Do you need medical help for your bleeding eyes?

        • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

          I unfortunately had to watch it with my daughter, too.  Good gawdalmighty, what a waste of time.  I thought Emma looked head and shoulders better than the rest of these children.  I am old and cranky, and proud of it.  :)

      • Libby Rhoman

        I thought she nailed it.  Perfectly suited to the event.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           She’s got brains, class, and style.

    • twocee

      Beil can’t rock the winged eye OR the bangs.  She looks like she’s trying to channel a 60’s era Cher.

      I think Emma’s shoes take that outfit into hooker territory.

      Most of the rest – well I have no idea who most of them are and therefor will just say it’s uniformly BAD.

    • Elizabeth Macyshyn

      Is there a part 3 or is Ellie Kemper getting a Werq post later…

    • M_E_S

      Who the hell looks at the name “Booboo” and thinks “What a great stage name!  No one will ever think of Yogi Bear and wonder where my pickanick basket is!”

      • RedRaven617

        peeing in my pants.

      • Anathema_Device

         HIs sister’s name is Fivel. As in “An American Tale.” I shit you not.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           shut UP!   Say it ain’t so.  How can anyone DO that to their kids?

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

            Unfortunately, intelligence is not a criteria for reproduction.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

               sadly true.  If it were there would be no overpopulation issue.

            • Pennymac

              I’m crying reading these comments! Bwahaha! Gasp! 

            • Little_Olive

              Especially in the celebrity department :p

          • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

            Back in the 70’s, I lived upstairs in a trashy old house in Seattle, and downstairs was a musician who called himself Baby Gramps, and his missus.  She was pregnant and had twins.  They named them “Efus” and “Moe.”  I kid you not.  Those poor kids are now in their mid-30’s.  And probably changed their names…

        • M_E_S


          Oh my god I cannot stop laughing. 

        • watchmeboogie

          It’s worse. Her real name is Trent. She actually picked Fivel herself.
          Booboo’s real name is Nils.

          • formerlyAnon

             Well, I can see that outside of the Great Melting Pot, telling people his name is “Nils” creates cognitive dissonance since everyone probably assumes he’s going to be tall, Nordic and blond.

            Exactly how “Booboo” is an improvement, though . . .

          • Anathema_Device

            Well, we’re all talking about it, so in Hollywood reality, I guess they were correct in going by their nicknames.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/W7A5N4G7FDTV5U2KOHBVSB55XI Basket

      “ZZ can’t stay long. She’s hot on the trail of some diamond smugglers who kidnapped an heiress.”



    • gdougs

      “Frilly hors d’oeuvre toothpick.” 

      hahahah my day has been made.

    • DinaSews

      Archie Bunker!!  Classic.

    • Catiline

      You guys are on FIRE with this round!!  I can usually hold down the laughter at work, but I was gone by Archie Bunker.

    • http://www.katidom.com/ Kati B

      I’m not sure if it’s the camera angle, but Jessica Yu looks like she’s working on some cankles. Those shoes are not flattering.

    • hughman

      Mark Wahlburg’s face is going all Mickey Rourke and unless that’s a Judith Leiber water bottle, he’s an idiot. 


    • Beth G

      Seriously?  That was like…. the most uninspired… boring…. just…. ugly…..

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Looks like Ciara’s having some trouble keeping her goodies in the jar. 

    • http://frockpaperscissors.blogspot.com/ kvlm

      Jessica Biel looks like the Japanime avatar of herself.

    • alyce1213

      Compared to everyone else in this post, Emma Watson looks like a goddess. I really like her sassy little dress.
      Andy Samberg – dorky cute? Not cute at all. He should have been sent home with a note.

      These people cannot dress themselves.  Apparently, neither can their gays if they have them.  Just hideous.

    • pippitypup

      Did Anya slap Nikki Deroach’s dress together with staples? 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      This is all a tornado of ugly. My GOD.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Can Emma Watson and Kiernan Schipka play sisters at some point? Points to Andy Samberg for matching his shirt to his shoes, nothing else worthy of comment from this lot!

    • MsKitty

      A whole lotta stylists need to be fired. Just a collective hot mess (except for Emma Watson).

    • Rand Ortega

      I have no opinion whatsoever about these spectacularly unstylish  (ok, besides that 1) anonymity skirters, but once again the hilarious Unborn Fauns & Bitter Kittens make troweling through the fashion  muck worthwhile.

    • EEKstl

      WTF??  Except for Emma Watson most of this is sheer, unadulterated dreck.

      • VicksieDo

        Oh yes, DRECKITUDE~~~

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678337501 Carla Axtman

      Oh. Dear. God.  This is just one, long, excruciating deluge of fashion vomit.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         “excruciating deluge of fashion vomit”
        (BWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!)

    • ms_kat

      Mila’s dres is awful. Like a vomit-based rorschach test. Wretched.

    • In_Stitches

      Hutcerson looks like he trolled the gap sales rack last minute.  

    • ringthing

      J Biel looks like she’s trying to be incognito.

    • VicksieDo

      The funniest thing about 
      Nikki Deloach’s dress is that she looks so happy with herself!  W T F

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        I wonder what designer would take credit for that monstrosity of a dress?  Her meemaw??  Just hideous.  WTF indeed!

        • Pennymac

          My Meemaw is insulted! Blech!

        • VicksieDo

          Usually I give them extra credit if they look happy and content with themselves, but not this time!  LOL

    • Judy_J

      I don’t believe I’ve ever so many tacky people and garments in one place.

    • Anathema_Device

      What does Wahlberg have on his belt? A beeper? Well it certainly completes the copier-repairman look.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        Maybe he’s expecting a call from 1985. (One of my all-time-fave 30 rock quips.)

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         Oh and, Mr Wahlberg?  You have nice arms, good for you, but honey, that shirt is too tight.  Unless we’re going for a new iteration of the Village People, and you will be the Repairman icon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=4501978 Martha Jackson Deutsch

      Mark Wahlberg is working security at this event. 
      And is that “Go home, Barbie”? Or “Go Home Barbie,” as in, you will see those trashy, tacky, hot pink accessories on your floor at 4am?  

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

        I think I can actually hear his keys rattling!

    • Vlasta Bubinka

      Another new Barbie!!! Go Home Barbie– pink plastic accessories, including a purse that opens for Sparkle dazzle lip gloss and Aquanet, and shiny blue dress. Comes with a tabloid with her pic under a heading BORING. Also comes with ball fringe bathrobe, bag of chips and vibrator for the ensuing depression.

    • http://magnetgirl.tumblr.com Anika

      Can someone please get Hutcherson a stylist? Please? He looks ridiculous at every event. It’s embarrassing.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      Am I the only person who thought Mila Kunis’s dress makes her look like she has some sort of flaming, crotch rot disease? Just me? 

    • Pennymac

      These pics had me reaching for the eye bleach as I chortled over the Archie Bunker comment and wondered who the hell is Booboo, but the Mighty TLo BK’s have made EPIC comments on this post! Thanks for the much needed laugh, fellow PUF’s!

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I’m gonna’ stay away from anyone whose name I don’t know.
      That leaves Mark Wahlberg; come on guys. He’s not a douche.
      And Jessia Biel. Who is a mess from top to bottom. hair, makeup, dress, shoes – ew. Come on sweety here was your chance to show those D-lissters how it’s done. And you failed. Miserably.

    • Tamara Hogan

      I have no clue who 95% of these people are, but Emma Watson? BROUGHT IT.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Anyone else notice that Brooke Hogan’s face is like six shades lighter than the rest of her body?

    • Cleis

      Honestly, I thought it was Ann Coulter.  Looking better than usual.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Mila kunis’ legs are the best of all!!!! 

    • MilaXX

      Is Brooke Hogan still trying to be  thing?
      Nikki Hilton looks so much better as a brunette

    • Imasewsure

      Amber Rose needs to let the folks at Absolut dress her… just ’cause it’s free, doesn’t mean you have to wear it… oh yes, and Nicki Hilton was pretty when she was a brunette… she can’t rock the blond unfortunately…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

      Are you two ok? Seriously: I fear for your sanity. Having to look through pictures like these on a daily basis is going to have you bolting up in bed at night sweaty and afraid. 

    • Vlasta Bubinka

      ZZ Ward makes me think of Hall and Oates
      Private Eyes, they’re watching you…
      they see your every move (hey hey)…
      Private EYYYYES… they’re watching you watching you, eheh…

    • girliecue

      Do professional cameras now come with “tackify” and “uglification” filters? It’s the only comprehendable reason for this Hiddy Parade.

    • http://twitter.com/LPsometimes LP

      Where in the World is ZZ Sandiego

    • bittykitty

      Doesn’t marky mark have people to hold his keys and water bottle?  Better question, did he actually drive himself to the event and park far enough away that he needed to rehydrate on the red carpet?

    • iCouture

      Why do I feel like more and more, when I read this site, people have to take the dramatics to HIGH EXTREME!!?!  It gets worse and worse, like everyone is trying to out-snark the next person?  Has been getting quite old I’m afraid…  

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Definitely agree with Mila Kunis – it makes her look thick and we all know that that girl is anything but thick.

      I really liked what Hermio- I mean Emma Watson – was wearing. I think she looks really cute and her hair has finally grown out of the awkward length she was sporting for a while.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clydette-Wantland/673315286 Clydette Wantland

      Love the “minty fungus” statement!!  LOL.

    • Puckndc

      Ever see so many people trying to look cool that don’t????

    • schadenfreudelicious

      a shocking amount of hideousness here, Brooke Hogan is the stuff of nightmares…..i have no idea who ZZ Ward is but if we slapped a big ole beard on her she can go directly to ZZ Top…

    • charlotte

      Regarding the first girl up there…Alex Whatshername…I’d rather have a red carpet full of yoga/waitress hair combined with pretty dresses than all the horrible dresses here.

    • Nonnah

      Emma Watson and Kiernan Shipka could be sisters.  Not twins, just related.

    • michelle shields

      I am insisting my grandchildren be named Booboo and ZZ.

    • Sophie Collier

      Emma Watson looks fantastic here!  In fact, hers is the only fabulous ensemble in the lineup.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Egad! Another sad RC.  It really should be flooded from the tears the RC is crying by now. Emma looks good, though. Who in the heck is ZZWard?  I’m so out of touch.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      A little bit trashy, a little bit flashy: that must have been the marching orders for women at the MTV awards. 

    • http://twitter.com/LOfficielEbony TheVeryLivingEND

      tWait…that kid’s name is *REALLY &  TRULY* Booboo?

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        yup. & his sister’s name is fivel. theyre not jews. dont ask me.

        or, okay, ask me. i’ll tell you their parents were attention-hawking them while they were still in the womb.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      HAHAHA, I think ZZ Ward’s outfit is pretty fabulous. Emma Watson definitely has the prettiest/most flattering dress in this list.

    • quiltrx

      I really like Emma’s dress and those shoes are killa, too.

      Overall for this event, I’m surprised how MANY celebrettes found horribly unflattering outfits to wear.  They obviously have not even one friend to tell them they look wide, or dumpy, or stupid.

    • unbornfawn

      Emma Watson for the win.

    • unbornfawn

      Can I be famous instead of these people? I promise I’ll dress great and listen to TLo.

    • Lilak

      We’re sure that’s Nicky Hilton, huh …  

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      i’d say the most hideous thing about this is that horrible, horrible filthy 80s teal backdrop. the color is making everyone look ten hundred million billion zillion googolplex times worse than they’d look no matter what they were wearing.

      but the most hideous thing about this really is that it’s whereat rock & roll hath come, or things or people associated w/ rock & roll. that’s it. yep.

      time to make a new thing to do & a new culture.

      edited to add:
      i’m thinking that some of that filth coating the backdrop is probably, actually, unbelievably intentional filth. maybe the stuff near the bottom are spots from where people cleaned the soles of their everlovin & largely demi-hideous shoes but up north of that? it’s for grunge. it’s for proof that those who parade before it have cast their lots w/ the filth of the world.

    • guest2visits

      MTV awards always have the whole range of individual ‘expression’.  That’s most of the entertainment.

    • Call me Bee

      I don’t know who Amber Rose is, but that dress is awful on her.  She has beautiful skin color, but the mint is  plain ugly. 
      Your assessment of the Nikki Deloach outfit made me chuckle.  But ya gotta hand it to her–she’s owning it! 
      And when I scrolled down to Nicki Hilton, I gasped.  Not in a good way.  Poor thing looks terrible–an intervention is in order.  And maybe a cookie. 
      Emma Watson FTW, I think.  Cute but not twee. 

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        amber rose=gf of kanye west before kim kardashian. now apparently enfianced to wiz khalifa. mostly elsewise known as someone who wandered through, to be polite, music videos & mens magazines.

        i cant believe i know who someone is when someone else doesnt know who someone is. i almost never know who anyone is.

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    • ccm800

      I think Watson looks great!  Chic and young and a little edgy NICE. 

    • jjfg

      What a collection of WTF?  Marky Mark looks like the new AV guy, wandering around lost.  Really?  A BELTPACK on the RC?  BAhahahahahahaha!

    • Leonardo Alves

      Someone turned Josh Hutcherson into a hobbit!

    • bluefish

      Funny, funny comments.  What a giant collection of FUG!

    • http://twitter.com/nicolarz Nicole K.

      Wow, my fabric store stocks designer fabrics and would NEVER put something as ugly as that tacky Nikki DeLoach dress in their window. That’s just…horrible. Where on earth did she get this from?

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      I was actually watching “All in the Family” when I looked at these pictures, so the Archie Bunker line made me snicker extra hard. :)

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/2LIE6ISFQUBIAO7OB6U5TAVXXQ Depot'er

      Are they casting a Karen Carpenter bio? that is the only thing that comes to mind with Nikki Deloach’s outfit…ugh.

    • judybrowni

      “It looks like there’s some sort of minty fungus growing all over her.” 
      And it’s spread to her hair!

    • bellafigura1

      Every skirt, except for that Cabbage-Patch gown, needs to have it’s hem dropped two inches.  The ultra-mini is so tired-trashy looking. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077090078 Megan Sullivan

      Emma’s the only one who looks good in this bunch.

    • http://naturallyeducational.com/ CandaceApril

      Something is very off about Mila Kunis’s face. Bad angle? I’ve never seen her look like that before. Work? I hope not. Pregnancy? I don’t think her body looks it but her face just looks different…

    • http://twitter.com/Official_MBO MissBrandiRo

      Woah!!! I thought Brooke Hogan was her mom!! Damn she look mad old in that picture & she’s only 23-25 right?!?