Hit it, curiously underdressed D-Listers!
The dress is cute but everything north of the neck is pure second shift at the coffee shop.
It looks like there’s some sort of minty fungus growing all over her.
Dorky cute, but otherwise unworthy of discussion.
Unworthy of discussion.
A white-hot explosion of tacky.
Ciara in Balmain
It’s not bad as far as pink leather dresses go (And how’s THAT for a perfect example of damning with faint praise?), but the shoes were a bridge too far. So was the cuff, probably.
Emma Watson in Brood
Not bad. Nothing to write home about, but she looks good and we like that she doesn’t look precious.
We weep over those accessories. Go home, Barbie.
Jessica Biel in Chanel
The dress is kind of cool, but those shoes make her feet look big. And her eye makeup is weird. She can’t rock a winged eye, it seems.
Frilly hors d’oeuvre toothpick.
Go home and start over, Archie Bunker.
Did he suddenly slim down or is he just wearing a gigantic jacket?
Mila Kunis in Fendi
Strangely unflattering on her.
We are struck dumb. No, really. Been staring at this one for ten minutes and any bitchery skills we might possess have shorted out completely. That is one seriously ugly dress. It looks like something you’d see on a mannequin in a fabric store window, made out of swatches of mismatched fabric because some employee was bored and they had a lot of unusable stock.
Victoria Justice in Erin Fetherston
Wilma Flintstone as Carrie Bradshaw.
ZZ can’t stay long. She’s hot on the trail of some diamond smugglers who kidnapped an heiress.
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