Darlings, it was the MTV Movie Awards! And you’re not gonna know who half of these underdressed attention whores are! There’s a metric shit-tonne of these bitches, so don’t be surprised if we restrict our assessments to as little as one word.
Bad enough he’s under-dressed, but that jacket is too small for him.
Andrew Garfield in Prada
Channing Tatum in Joe’s Jeans
Cute, but a little too undone for the RC. Also, cuffed jeans tend to make the wearer look short when shot from the standard RC angle.
Charlize Theron in Lanvin
Christian Ricci in Christian Siriano
So apparently Christian designed this dress in collaboration with Timex or something like that. It’s all kind of vague. It’s all right. Looks a bit Project Runway-ish.
Crystal Reed in Issa London
Pretty, but a bit heavy-looking and serious for this event.
Holland Roden in Mandalay
Julianne Hough in Sally LaPointe
Awful. She’s obviously got a great bod, but her shape is not right for this dress. Girl, That is TOTALLY Not Your Dress.
Kat Graham in Maria Lucia Hohan
A bit much for the event, but hey, at least she put the effort in.
Cute enough The shoes are kind of ugly.
Kristen Stewart in Guishem
Pretty much her signature look. The dress is a bit much, but it’s perfect for her.
Logan Lerman in Balenciaga
We were going to complain about untucking Balenciaga, but scroll up and compare him to Channing Tatum. Logan looks downright impeccable in comparison. And we love these colors on him.
Louise Roe in David Meister
Looks like a bedspread.
Martha MacIsaac in Katharine Kidd
Looks like a sheet.
Nikki Reed in Randi Rahm
She looks like she’s stopping by on her way home from the Glamour Magazine Women of the Year luncheon.
Assuming those are jeans (and thus, not subject to dress pant hem length rules), this is pretty close to perfect.
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