Tom Cruise for W Magazine

Posted on May 14, 2012

Tom Cruise, no matter what else one may say about him, has offered the world the longest, most public, and most sustained celebrity mid-life crisis in the history of celebrities.

Tom Cruise covers the latest issue of W magazine with models Edita Vilkeviciute and Abbey Lee Kershaw photographed by Mario Sorrenti and styled by Arianne Philips.


And yes, we know it’s to promote his new ’80s rocker movie, but come ON.

Credit for the abs, though. Those are not easy to achieve at his advanced age without some serious commitment. Or by paying a surgeon to cut a tiny slit in your abdomen and shove an ice cube tray up there.

But really, that’s more focus on Tom Cruise’s left nipple (which would be a great name for a band if it wasn’t so likely that he’d sue them into oblivion) than we really felt was warranted.

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    • jjfg

      Well, I don’t believe that’s his face, so I’m not entirely convinced those are his abs, either….

      • Loren S

        I agree.  Girl look at that body.  I Photoshop!

        • Flooby

          It’s a real body alright- just some one else’s body.

      • Uche

        This is possibly the most unattractive cover,ever. Is that a wig or extensions…or what?

        • makeityourself

          My copy just arrived in the mail today. Yes, it is the most unattractive cover ever.

          In fact, as a 20+-year subscriber, I can say that this is W’s most embarrassing cover too. Plus it is one of the thinnest issues ever. And the Tom Cruise editorial shots inside are just as awful ad the cover. The vibe of this entire shoot is one big cringe.

      • granddelusion

        Absolutely 100% right. None of this looks real, except it’s total silliness. That’s right in Tom’s wheelhouse.

      • RebeccaKW

         Well, I think it’s his face.  Just not his current face.  I’m pretty sure it’s a still from the early 80’s they ‘shopped on there, and drew some eyeliner on.

        • foodycatAlicia

          Not enough eyeliner though. He needed to commit to the look a bit more.

      • joe_tey83

         He doesn’t really look like that in real life photos. And, I have never seen any tattoo being THAT close to the nipple like it’s just outlining it instead of being around it.

      • funkypeanut

        That was my first response: Whose face is that?

      • tylka5

        I think it’s his face, from “all the right moves” 

        • terekirkland

           Nope. Legend.

      • Penny Eager

         That is absolutely not his face, and I could’ve photoshopped his waist better than that, really. Plus, his chest & abs are lop-sided.

      • DesertDweller79

         This is some high quality hilarious photoshopping.  If they meant this to be funny then they did a great job.

    • beebee10

      Oh god, that is just so wrong. I feel sick. 

      • EveEve

        Ick on a stick.

      • Carla_Charlton

        Embarrassingly grasping and so UNsexy.

    • MilaXX

      Those are truly awful painted on tattoos. The fx artist should be ashamed.

      • John Hodgins

        They truly look fake (speaking from experience with real ones).

        • MilaXX

           If you watched Sy Fy’s reality show Face Off there are fx/makeup artist who can make realistic looking ones. These are those.

          • StellaZafella

            I like Face Off…Probably not a good match for TLo tho, not enough angst or fashion. I hope SyFy doesn’t screw it up the way the networks screwed up PR.

            • MilaXX

              I agree, it probably wouldn’t make for great recapping, but I love seeing the skill set some of these artist have,

    • Norm Deplume

      I can’t not stare at it!

      • Norm Deplume

        Also, Tom Cruise should step away from the guyliner, no matter what the movie role.

    • Laurel Lyon

      So, is he standing on a box?

      • HomeOfficeGirl


      • christinewithanx

        Or those models are 4’3″.

      • SapphoPoet

        Two boxes.

      • Heather

        I was so grossed out by this cover, but then your comment made me laugh and somehow made it all safe again. 

      • granddelusion

        Well, look how bent those models are, like he would be interested in them.

    • bloggertobenamedlater

      Well, at least they pointed the gun in the right direction. 

      • kcarb1025


    • Mori Clark

      he creeps me right out. 

    • egl48

      So weird.

    • J.Watt

      That’s not his face, is it? It can’t be. Weird.

    • sherrietee

      Looks like they removed every wrinkle on his face and moved them down to give definition to his abs.

    • wisenhar

      I feel like Karen Walker: “Honey, what is this?  What’s going on?  What’s happening here?”

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Agreed!!! Freaky-wrong. 

      • Cassie

        Karen Walker forever!

    • Sobaika


      Seriously though.

    • Sara__B


      • makeityourself

        Oh ew. And he’s too out of it to realize that it is ew. Which makes it ewy-gooey.

    • LongTall_Sally

      That is hi-larious!  Normally the laughs on this site come from the wit and humor of T and Lo, but Tom Cruise and whoever else is responsible for this cover have really done their part today.

      • DesertDweller79

        I know!  I can’t stop looking at it and laughing.  It is so ridiculous!  They had to have meant it to be funny, right?  Right??

    • SpcilK

      I don’t love the cover, but I’m not mad at him. He works hard and looks good for any age…You do you TC!

    • sagecreek

      Sorry, guys. No can do.

    • Katrin

      Johnny Depp called, he wants his eye liner back!

      • MoHub

         I believe that’s guyliner.

    • Alli

      Remember when Tom Cruise was a sex symbol?

      I tried watching Knight and Day when I was traveling last week and couldn’t even finish it in an ironic way – nevermind the fact that him being “sexy” gives me the willies, how did they make him tower over Cameron Diaz in every scene?!

      • Heather

        As Laurel notes above: standing on a box.

      • sekushinonyanko

        He must be wearing Don Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever shoes or else she is contractually obligated to stand in a small pit in every scene. I actually liked that movie. I would say he was playing full on crazy more than playing sexy; I spent most of the movie thinking his character was a serial killing schizophrenic under the mistaken impression he was a spy.

    • understateddiva

      Was this supposed to be funny?  Probably not as funny as it is…

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Who thinks those are not his abs and they pasted his head onto someone else’s body? Me, me, me, me! In any event, that is one silly ass look for him. Like he’s in a wee Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute act. They call themselves Tiny Peppers and put their junk in anklets instead of tube socks.

      • ccinnc

        He has an odd-looking body, wide and thick (per the latest Mission Impossible), regardless how much he works out.

        And I don’t this is it.

        • cmb92191

          I agree.  Look at his very early movies:  Taps and Endless Love.  In Taps, he is positively chunky.

      • janetjb

        I agree about his body and I think his face is from the last century.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Why is he dressed up like Adam Lambert??

    • WhiteMage

      good god. the man does not age.

      • Uche

        Thankfully (for him) Photoshop gets better with age.

    • Call me Bee

      Being a Scientologist, he would never have un-necessary surgery (they have a definate creed against anesthetics of all kinds…) so it’s photo-shopping and not plastic surgery that makes this just plain silly.  Oh Tom–can’t you just grow up? 

      • Chantal Eagles

         Didn’t he get his nose and teeth done?

        • MilaXX

           he wore adult braces for a while to fix his teeth, not sure about the nose

        • Call me Bee

          Not sure about the nose, either.  If he did, he’d need a lot of auditing afterwards….

      • Little_Olive

        I dont want to get into the argument here but I think Scientologysts can proclaim a lot of things, but i) it does not mean TC won’t get special treatment or ii) maybe they proclaim those things just so that they can do it and cover it with a veil of truth. 

        In any case, as a young teenager I loved TC with his crooked nose and normal teeth!  When are they going to realize the so-called imperfections can make a face?

      • berkeleygirl

        You can’t tell me Travolta’s never had work done.  

    •!/rmccarthyjames RMJ12345

      That cover creeps me out. I’ve already seen it and I had to scroll past the cover real quick so I wouldn’t have to look at it.

      • sagecreek

        You are not alone.

      • Spicytomato1

        Me too. If only there were a digital equivalent to turning a painting to face the wall so you don’t have to see it!

    • kikisayshi

      I’m usually a fan of his face, but not here. Disappointed for sure.

    • Bethany Roullett

      Wow.  That looks so much to me like TC’s face pasted onto another picture entirely that I can’t see it any other way.  Like they just cut a picture of his face out of a 20 year old Cosmo and pasted it onto a picture they found in a 20 year old  Rolling Stone.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      I cannot lie. Back in 1984-85 I had a mega-crush on Tom Cruise. Risky Business/All the Right Moves- era Cruise was the shit. But I nowadays I have an almost visceral distaste for him. This movie looks like fun, but I just can’t with him. (Same with Mission Impossible). Put the fake pecs away, Tommygirl.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        I KNOW!!!  For me, I just want to remember the volleyball scene in Top Gun and pretend like everything after that didn’t really happen.  Especially this cover.  Especially this cover….

      • Spicytomato1

        I think it was easier to crush on him back then because we didn’t know as much about him as we do now. His personal life kinda takes over and seems to negate any redeeming qualities that may still exist.

        • Call me Bee

          Kinda like all the politicians! 

      • Little_Olive

        So much. The roles he played could have alerted us of his deluded cockiness, though.   

    • TieDye64

      This had me literally laughing out loud. It took me a minute before I could even read the post. I will have to admit the abs are rather impressive, which you can’t help but notice in the movie trailer, so kudos to him for the hard work. But, I can’t help thinking he was terribly miscast.  

      • Rrroza

        That’s how I felt when I heard he was playing Lestat in IWTV. Sheesh.

        • Amy Tucker

           Oh god that was such a traumatizing thing for me to learn. I went around for, I think, about six months raving to anyone who would listen, “Lestat is six feet tall! Lestat is blonde! Lestat is a bad ass and Tom Cruise is a giant pansy man! Argh!”

          In the end, it wasn’t all that bad, and that movie still brings some good campy vampy fun, but he will NEVER be the Lestat in my mind. NEVER.

    • Jecca2244

      ewww was my first thought. Just because it is him. 

    • SapphoPoet

      I needed a laugh today–thanks!

    • Susi R

      ewww……………….. 😐

    • Lina_bee

      OMG this is hilarious. Also, I can’t think of ANY 80s rocker who had this look. Not the new wave guys (where are the pink and blond streaks?), not the metal bands (where’s the perm and shoulder length locks?), not the easy listening guys (perm), not anybody. What are the stylists thinking?? Unless they’re going the J. Geils Band or Springsteen route, in which case WTF is that eye makeup? I will say that whoever’s body that is is in great shape.

      • Sara Munoz

        And they certainly didn’t have the abs. Nuh-uh. Henry Rollins maybe, but clearly this is not the story of Black Flag.

        • Lina_bee

          Oh, Henry Rollins. *memories* But as far as this movie, I can’t even imagine what they’re thinking.

        • Amy Tucker

           I know! They were all way too busy doing drugs and becoming champion alcoholics to have the time to devote to developing six pack abs. I mean, come ON.

        • Amy Tucker

           I know! They were all way too busy doing drugs and becoming champion alcoholics to have the time to devote to developing six pack abs. I mean, come ON.

      • Rand Ortega

         Looks to me like they’re going the Glam Rock route instead of the Metal band look. I see more Iggy Pop, Marc Bolan, Sylvain Sylvain or David Johansen  than David Coverdale of Whitesnake, Robert Plant (solo) or Joe Elliot from Def Leppard. But that’s Hollywood for you. They think the rest of us are either too young or stupid or both to think about authenticity. Then they wonder why material like Mad Men or Downton Abbey et al is so popular.

        • Lina_bee

           Yes, exactly! I thought Marc Bolan immediately, even though Bolan had more wave in his hair than this. The eyeliner and desolate expression totally fit. Except for how that was 1974, not even a little bit the 80s. Then there’s Iggy Pop, but Tom would have to drop about 40 pounds to capture Iggy’s look AND most of what Iggy had going in the 80s was “Candy”. The Stooges were gone.

          God, this is breaking my brain.  /o

          • Sara Munoz

            Iggy would never stand on a box.

        • Corsetmaker

          It’s definitely an American metal/glam look rather than a UK one. Too much gloss for any sons of bricklayers from Birmingham LOL!

      • Corsetmaker

        The look is more Tommy Lee, Motley Crue area but I just can’t get my head round Cruise in that sort of context. He is so far from being rock and roll in any sense of the phrase!

        • Lina_bee

           Oh, but even Tommy Lee had wild bits sticking up and hairsprayed in place. At least from what I remember. But yes, Tom Cruise is the last person in the world I’d think of casting as an 80s rocker. Or even an aging 80s rocker looking back on his salad days.

          • Corsetmaker

            Oh yeah, he’s too shiny to play any rocker but the overall style is more in that ballpark. I just can’t imagine Cruise even staying up late, let along listening to anything that goes up to eleven 😀

    • KQ67

      I am mostly squicked out by the (non-) expression on his face. Was that really the best picture? He grosses me out but even I have to admit that normally he has an attractive face.

    • Nelliebelle1197

      I can’t stand Tom Cruise. The only movie of his I have ever seen was the Outsiders. I barely noticed him amid the better members of the cast. I never understood his appeal and the stills of him I have seen from this film are so repulsive, I shudder…

    • Synnamin

      ew. just…. ew. 

    • mommyca

      his face is so Photoshopped that he looks worse than in Interview with a Vampire…. oh wait… is he a vampire??? 

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty


      ETA: Worth it. Hilarious.

    • piecesofconfetti

      Haha I just can’t

    • MoHub

      He looks like a waxwork.

    • Rand Ortega

      Never liked T.C. He always embodied American mediocrity to me. Not really handsome, not really compelling, not at all talented as an actor. Just decent enough not to intimidate or offend.  He murdered “Interview With A Vampire” (along w/ Brad Pitt who, @ the time couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper douche bag even by being 1)– in 1994 those roles belonged to Rupert Everett & David Bowie– Period! & Jerry Mcguire is the most overrated piece of crap in the history of movies (Cuba Gooding won the Oscar for being yet another stereotype. Nothing more). This sadly obvious role is simply just another exercise in Cruise flexing his ever waning box office clout to prove he’s still relevant & hot while pretending not to know everyone in Hollywood not on his payroll is laughing behind his back.

      • altalinda

        I like him in Tropic Thunder.

    • Catiline

      I was reading another gossip site that pointed out he looks eerily like Kristen Stewart in this picture.  Now I cannot unsee. 

    • MoHub

      The only movie I can watch Tom Cruise in is Tropic Thunder,, mostly because he’s rendered almost completely unrecognizable in it.

      • MilaXX

         they even ruined that for me when they did that bit on the MTV awards

    • Leonardo Alves

      Tom Lambert… What a drag!

    • Willis Cramer Kliefoth

      Why are his eyes and hair purple? and, OH MY GOD, help me stop staring at his nipple!

    • quiltrx

      If I wasn’t sure there were several hours of Photoshop involved, I would say how incredible his face looks.

      I do, however, believe that is his suprasternal notch, and that looks pretty sexy.  So I’ll just look there.

    • VicksieDo

      Laughing hysterically here!  

    • mjude


    • Euphory

      Man, he actually used to be very pretty. 

    • Jessi03

      I first saw this pictures elsewhere and I died laughing.  Now it just looks sad.

    • Beardslee

      He looks like he should be in a hair band.  And why did they decide to make a man look like a boy?  Where did his natural face go?

    • marilyn

      Fake tattoos + hot fashion models =desperation.  His wife should be insulted.

      • AthenaJ

        I don’t think Scientology will allow her to feel insulted.

    • PastryGoddess

      Apparently Mariah Carey’s retoucher was allowed out from his padded pink fluffy cage to work on this cover.

    • miagain

      oh for godsakes… go away Cruise, go AWAY!!!

    • RebeccaKW

      That is Tom Cruise’s face from Risky Business photshopped in there.  His abs are pretty fab.

    • Stephanie Leach

      I am so distracted by the abnormally long neck on the model on the right… I guess she wasn’t willing to put her face that close to his guyliner, so they stretched her neck?

    • Susan Crawford

      Not one single thing about Cruise looks real. Airbrushed-on abs; painted-on tattoos; added-on hair; and I don’t know WHOSE face that is, but it isn’t his, that’s for sure. I understand mid-life crises – and I bought the convertible to prove it. But for Cruise to think anybody could possibly buy into this incarnation is sort of tragic.

      I know he’s a hard worker, but honey he’ll have to work triple-time to make anyone who remembers his couch-jumping, batshit Scientology-fueled ranting and crazy-eyes believe he is a bad-boy rocker in his prime.

    • Chason Dailey

      Adam Lambert sure seems to be aging nicely

    • StellaZafella

      Is that Willam and Sharon Needles?, Could be Willam, Sharon’s on tour.

      • nancylee61

        Sharon Needles is on tour with Chris March as her designer!! :)

    • Lilithcat

      Tom Cruise, no matter what else one may say about him, has offered the world the longest, most public, and most sustained celebrity mid-life crisis in the history of celebrities.

      I’m not sure that’s a good thing.  No, wait.  I am sure that it is not a good thing.  I have no interest in him or his crises, mid-life or otherwise.

    • Tiger Gray

      He looks ridiculous and maybe a little dead.

      • Rand Ortega

         This is truly a genius quote.

    • Eva_baby

      What a terrible cover.  I am not a major Cruise fan but I enjoy some of his work and I think his current, more lived in face that he has now is much more attractive than his younger pre-Jerry Maguire face.

    • lordandtaylor

      Another nominee for Photoshop Pix of the year. The head looks pasted onto another body.

      TLO: Let’s save the photos and run a col at the end of the year. Everyone votes for the Photoshop master! I nominate this photo…his abs do not look like that in the movie previews. Another good nominee is the Desparate Housewives cover from the current Entertainment Weekly.

    • AnaRoW

      I really don’t get why people have such a hard time with him. Yeah he’s got issues but I can’t see that he’s done anything to deserve the level of animosity directed at him. He apologized for his comments re: Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer.  Who cares if he jumped on a couch.  He’s an excitable person. Anyone who knows anything about him knows that.

      Anyway this picture is hilarious. 

      • greyhoundgirl

        I think it might have something to do with the way people perceive that he treats his wife–a little infantile, a little misogynist, sort of weird.

        • Call me Bee

          And in realty, we have no idea how he actually treats his wife, do we?  We just see pics and RC interviews, which certainly don’t tell a whole story except the one we make up in our own heads. 

          • greyhoundgirl

            True–no matter how creepy I feel looking at and listening to him–no one knows what goes on in their relationship but them and those close to them.

      • roadtrip1000

        To each his own, but I think when he scolded Matt Lauer he revealed his arrogance, ignorance, and emotional immaturity. Of course later he had to apologize in order to preserve his public image. But I doubt his fundamental views have changed because he was just parroting the beliefs of Scientology and he remains a Scientologist.

    • Grace


    • Lola67

      I can’t stop laughing! Looks like a great SNL skit. Can anyone really take him seriously?

    • Char Crop

      Last week on the Suri’s Burn Book blog…the following was posted…

      It’s taken me a few days to really come to terms with what I am about to show you.

      After three panic attacks and one emergency session
      with my therapist, I am finally ready to admit that the following
      photograph exists in the universe, that it does not reflect on me, and
      that I now understand where my entire eyeliner collection disappeared
      to. (It’s okay, I definitely don’t want it back now.)

      I was laughing hysterically then, as I am now! What a great way to start the week!

      • Sartorial_She

         Loved that Burn Book post…Brilliant site.

    • Beth G

      Man…. I wish I hadn’t JUST eaten.

    • Little_Olive


      Thanks, Tommy. Just what my monday needed

    • BeeBeauNYC

      He’s uninteresting on so many levels. 

    • altalinda

      Thanks for the good laugh.

    • GorgeousThings

      He skeeves me out to no end. I’m just waiting for him to have his Mel-Gibson-like meltdown. We all know it’s coming.

    • Sara Munoz

      Kittens, as obnoxious as Tom Cruise is, can we please stop bashing his religion? Denigrating someone because of their religious beliefs is not cool. 

      • roadtrip1000

        And denigrating others because of ones religious beliefs isn’t cool either. Scientology has some very uncool beliefs about homosexuals and many other people they deem imperfect.

    • Anathema_Device

      Oh good lord. We’re going to be seeing a lot of this nonsense in the coming months, aren’t we?

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      He gives me the heeby jeebies in normal dress – no way can I handle this mess.  Ewwww.

    • Karen Stephens Bassett

      What a complete douchebag.  Eyeliner and nail polish?  Is this “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”?

      • cmb92191

        No– Tim Curry did it just so much better.  

        • Karen Stephens Bassett

          True that!!

      • Anathema_Device

         Well, in his defense (can’t believe I just typed that), he’s dressed like his character in Rock of Ages.

    • greyhoundgirl

      His face is so very photoshopped.

    • Teresa M.

      He’s such a pretty girl.

    • Susan Bullard Mayer

      THAT is the most ridiculous cover.  EVER.

    • Judy_J

      Oh, yuck.

    • Dr Skylaser

      Wow, that’s a lotta eyeliner.  And I was just assuming the abs were photoshop-aided. . .

    • rainwood1

      Tom Cruise has NEVER done it for me.  Photoshop, guyliner, and tats aren’t going to change that.  Plus, the gun pointing to his crotch would be a turnoff all on its own.  

      • Heather

         Correction: fake tats. And bad ones at that. :-)

    • dschubba

      You can’t convince me that this image didn’t begin as Jared Leto.

      • Little_Olive

        You mean, from the same pool of ew factor? 

    • Barbara Guttman

      I don’t know who that is, or what dimension it’s from, but it’s not Tom Cruise.  I am not convinced it’s human either.  The women might be real (except for iguana neck on the right…), but they are going to be sorely disappointed when they unwrap that package I find out the Photoshop doesn’t extend below the belt.  It’s just going to be stock cardboard legs.

    • Sierra Delta

      Um…  shouldn’t he at least look interested in what the two ladies presumably have in mind for him?

      • Amy Ennis

        Not if he’s a rock god. 

    • Angel H.


    • Aurumgirl


    • judybrowni

      His face has been photo shopped to the point that it resembles nothing so much as a pencil eraser.

      • Kamil

        Not to mention his torso. If those are his actual abs (hell, his actual anything) I’ll eat the box that Photoshop comes in. 

        Lovely dead expression in his eyes, as well. Come on, Tom, you’re supposed to be an actor. Would it have killed you to act like you’re having a good time there? 

    • Annie

      he’s been photoshopped so he doesn’t look like himself

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        he has been photoshopped so he looks like he’s twenty years younger than he is whereas all the 80s rockers look, from all kinds of physical self-absuse, pun intended, twenty years older.

    • Amy Ellinger


    • nancylee61

      OK, I am 50, so maybe I’m an old fart, but I don’t like that front model with her hand headed southward in his pants. Just totally tacky, unnecessary and vomit inducing. His nipple is also totally gross. Who told him this was a good idea???

    • turtleemily

      I remember seeing a way different torso when he was shirtless in MI:GP. And didn’t he not let Katie Holmes do a sex scene in some movie a couple years back, but he can have models hanging all over him?

    • formerlyAnon

      Well, it’s the first thoroughly amused chuckle I’ve gotten from Tom Cruise in, well, ever.

      If he weren’t Tom Cruise, I could feel a smidge sorry for him given that someday years from now he’s going to be asked to autograph that cover and be forced to pretend  that he’s not deeply embarrassed. 

      • Pennymac

        Hahaha. Yes! I actually feel embarrased for his crazy ass already.

    • Pennymac

      Oh please, he’s just gross. Not because of the tattoos, or the longish hair, or the slutty models, but because he’s just, well, gross.

    • Zippypie


      That’s all I have to say.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      he looks more ridiculous than any 80s rocker, even then but particularly now–when almost all of them are burnt to tiny little rocks & shards of their once selves. whoever wrote this movie knows not a damned thing about or, in fact, any 80s rockers. or if he does [cos i imagine it’s a he?] he has taken the fantasyland train into oblivion.

      • Corsetmaker

        He doesn’t even look like he’s ever stayed up past 10 o’clock!

    • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      What a joke. I despise him and regret my long ago “Cocktail”-era crush.

    • Amy Ennis

      It’s the Vampire Lestat as a rock star. Love it. 

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      TELL ME HE DOES NOT HAVE A GUN TATTOO POINTED AT HIS PENIS.  I now must go have a martini and lie down in the dark. 

      • WhiteMage

         i think it’s fake for rock of ages…

      • Alex McGeagh

        I shall join you and clutch my pearls. Which I never do. This is just…ew.

        Bombay and Dolin, please. Ugh. 

      • FloridaLlamaLover

        Worse than one — two!

    • Toto Maya

      Wow, this looks like something you’d find on DeviantArt done by some 14 year old who just learned how to use Photoshop.

    • blue

      So odd. It really does look like his face was photoshopped crookedly onto that body.

      • aeg66

        My thought exactly!!! & ewww…

    • annrr

      Two words. not. hot.

    • TheVeryLivingEND


    • Penny Eager

      HA HA HA! (Plus, ew.)

    • nycfan

      What the hevk did they do to his face? I never would have known who hat was. And ewwww.

    • Carrieanno

      Whatever.  I shuddered mightily at seeing the word “fall.”

    • Debby Griffiths

      Sorry, not buying it.  Not even a little bit.  He’s become a farce.

    • Kay

      Nothing sillier than fake ink. And. The. Nipple.  Ick.  I am ashamed I ever enjoyed Cocktail.  I will blame it on the soundtrack.

    • lareveuse

      I wonder where they found the mini models? They have to top out at 5’2″ in order to not look like Amazons next to him. Also? Gross. He looks like he’d give off the scent of formaldehyde. Not sexy, not interesting, not going to make any money, that one. Ew.

      • Char Crop

         He’s standing on a platform! LOL! The man has no shame!

    • LilyPad


    • JaneDC

      I’m speechless, and not in a good way. This guy has no shame, and not in a good way either.

    • Geoff Dankert

      Wow, Adam Lambert has really lost weight.

    • RonHermione42

      There aren’t better ways to promote an 80’s movie? I mean…what the hell??

    • kim i

      is he cross-eyed?

    • Marie Ee

      Dead in the eyes! Did they bring in his Madame Tussaud’s model instead??

    • siriuslover

      over the past 10 years, he has succeeded in creeping me out to such an extent that I don’t ever want to see one of his movies again. This cover shoot doesn’t help.

    • BradWatson

      Jesus, Mary & Rebecca DeMornay… you’d think it was Tommy who’d been charged with groping the masseur!  You can certainly see which horse the Scientologists are backing. Just in case.

      • alyce1213

        laughing so hard . . .

    • bellafigura1

      Gawd, imagine the wife passing a newsstand and seeing that?  It’s so … what I wouldn’t want my husband-in-his-50s to be doing.  Smaller paychecks, people!  Dignity matters!

    • Presumptuous Insect


    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      This pretty much guarantees I’m over what little bit of appeal he had left to me.  I miss the 1980s-1990s Tom.  

    • bluefish

      This is SO not a good look for Tom Cruise.  Very surprised that he went there.

    • Cathy S

      What the hell did they do to his face?

    • guest2visits

      I thought it was humorous. It had all the features of the typical glamazon fashion cover.  Photo-shop, blowing wind, ridiculous
      poses, faux or contrived edgy-ness.   He seems to keep a steady career, it’s his personal life (the religion/cult thing) that
      makes it all a bit weird.   

    • alyce1213

      Irrational hate.  Well, maybe not so irrational after all.

    • lilazander

      As annoying as he and his family entourage is in media, I like him as an actor; he can really transform himself into a character he’s playing.

    • friedacarmen

      He has nauseated me since Risky Bidnis and always will.  And are those his real abs? They look painted on.

    • Thombeau

      What a joke.

    • TomBord

      Giiiiirlfriend looks right at home in drag…….and isnt’ it magical! 

    • PantherontheRunway

      his face looks lifeless…..