Pairs Division: Stefani and Rossdale

Posted on May 11, 2012

G & G, at a Gala, looking Grim, in Gigantic Getups.

 

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale attend The Heart Foundation Gala at Hollywood Palladium. Gwen Stefani wore a Georges Chakra couture gown.

Georges Chakra Fall 2010 Couture Collection

Yikes, smile a little, won’t you? Isn’t the whole point of celebrities attending things like Heart Foundation Galas to lend their support and drive up attendance? Y’think maybe you two could act like you want to be there for the 4 minutes it’ll take to have your picture taken?

SHE: Is wearing a dress that is, shockingly enough, two much dress for her. We don’t think we’ve ever said that about her before. It’s a gorgeous dress (if a little overworked), but it just looks a bit heavy and big on her. Some fitting and tailoring would have helped a lot here. But we have to say, even if it fit her perfectly, it doesn’t really suit her. She’s put together and turned out, so we can’t really score her too low here. There’s nothing awful; it’s just a Girl, That’s Not Your Dress feeling. Score: 7.5/10.

HE: SERIOUSLY needs to get that suit fitted. What is it with these two and oversized clothes? Are they both shrinking? Look how long the sleeves are on his jacket. And his shirt’s all weirdly puckered. Plus, we’re kinda not digging the skinny black tie. It’s a little dull. The whole look feels a bit half-assed. Score: 6.5/10.

Combined Score: 7/10. You two need to schedule some fittings. And next time, remember: You’re never fully dressed without a smile, darlings. True story.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, flip-zone.com]

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