Pairs Division: Jackson and Kruger

Posted on May 23, 2012

Oh, thank God. Diane spent the night scouring the streets of Cannes after reports came in of Josh wandering the streets in a daze and embarrassing himself. We’re happy to report that they couple is reunited and back where they belong: on the red carpet, where they apparently just got married.

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger attend the “Killing Them Softly” Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival. Diane Kruger wore a Nina Ricci gown paired with a Judith Leiber clutch.

It’s kind of hard to look at a man in a tux standing next to a woman in a lacey, frilly white gown and not think they look like they’re getting married.

HE: Is a young, well-built man in a tux. What else is there to say? It fits him well. He does look a little sloppy, though; especially above the neck. Some men can pull off the stubble and look sexy, but for most of us, we just wind up looking a little homeless. Sorry, Josh. You’re part of that 99%. It doesn’t help that you could have used a haircut to boot. Score: 5/10. There’s so little that a man has to do to look good once he puts on a tux that fits him. There’s no excuse for failing to shave or get your hair cut. Tsk.

SHE: Is turning it out once again. It’s a really pretty gown and if she wasn’t standing next to a guy in a tux, we might not even think it looks all that bridal. We don’t know if that corsage is actually a corsage or part of the dress. We just know we don’t like it at all. We’re not super-crazy about the hairstyle either. Looks a little severe. Still, she clearly put the effort in and she’s quite the vision, even if we have quibbles about the details. Score: 9/10.

Combined Score: 7/10. Kiss her, Josh. She just did all the heavy lifting.

 

[Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images]

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