Pairs Division: Biel and Timberlake

Posted on May 08, 2012

The minute we saw these two last night, we knew they were getting the Pairs Division slot.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the Met Gala 2012 in NYC. Jessical Biel wore Prada dress, shoes and clutch paired with Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Justin Timberlake wore a Tom Ford tuxedo.

The power of fashion, darlings. It can take two fairly blandly good-looking people and make them into head-turners. We thought they both looked chic as hell. This is fairly easy to break down.

HE: Is wearing a tux that fits him beautifully. Special attention must be paid to whoever did his hair and whichever products they used to get it to look so silky and smooth. Also: perfectly shaped brows and glowing skin. Somebody had himself a spa day. Score: 9/10. Should have gotten a shave along with the rest of the treatments.

SHE: Is wearing a dress that is gorgeous, eye-catching, and unique, which is hard to pull off with this crowd. Unfortunately, she has a mismatched bag and pair of earrings because someone got it in their head that everything had to be green. Except for the shoes, which appear to be a pale pink and that makes no sense to us at all. Also, her hair’s a bit too much. But still, that dress is stunning. Score: 7.75/10. Hair and accessories are important things, kittens. Remember that.

Combined Score: 8.375/10. Precision, bitches.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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