Natalie Portman in Christian Dior

Posted on May 11, 2012

Natalie seems suspicious of all of these photographers, as if she’s about to accuse one of them of murder.

Natalie Portman attends New York City Ballet’s 2012 Spring Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in head-to-toe Christian Dior.

That’s some serious side-eye there.

She’s not quite on our Celebrities We Irrationally Hate list because she’s never inspired an emotion in us as strong as “hate.” We just always got the overwhelming impression that she’s a huge phony. Now, that’s a little silly as complaints about celebrities go, since it’s safe to assume that the majority of them are phony. After all, they chose to work in an industry that’s entirely about artifice. But something about her phoniness really grates on our nerves.

But we’re sure she’s a lovely girl and our disdain is because we’re jealous or something. There, Natalie-defenders. We saved you the trouble.

And just to show how very kindhearted and open-minded we are, we’ll go ahead and say that she looks really, really pretty here. We’re not a hundred percent on board with the yoga hair, but the dress is beautiful and it looks great on her. We desperately want to go up to her and straighten out that leather bow at the bustline, but that’s just our fashion OCD talking and besides, she’d probably slap us. And she looks like a HARD slapper. It’s always the little, demure ones who can pack a wallop.

 

[Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images]

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