Miley Cyrus in Jean Paul Gaultier

Posted on May 21, 2012

Darlings, we are positively drowning in Cannes gowns, but before we head into that particular morass, let’s take a moment to stop by the Billboard Music Awards red carpet. It seems an entertainment industry legend with decades of experience has decided to make a splash and show the world she’s still got it after all these years. Let’s give the old gal her due, shall we?

 

Miley Cyrus attends the 2012 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas in a Jean Paul Gaultier jacket paired with Jacqui Aiche jewelry and Christian Louboutin sandals.

Christian Louboutin ‘Armadillo Bride’ Leather Pumps

Oh, sorry. Our mistake. It’s just Miley.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, net-a-porter.com]

    • ChiKat67

      That’s our Miley, 19 going on 40.  

      • DCSheehan

        Just 40? I thought it was Jane Fonda.

        • Qitkat

          But Jane Fonda would never wear a nose ring.

        • joything

          You spoke my mind. 

        • rh33

           She’s channeling Angie Dickinson.

          • Adriana_Paula

            That’s what I thought!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

      Wow that hair is awful. Love the shoes though…

      • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

        Totally! I *so* wanna be an Armadillo Bride.

        • P M

           Armadillo Bride???

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

            Has Christian Louboutin ever actually SEEN an armadillo? They are gross, scary things that are rumored to carry leprosy.

      • Anathema_Device

        Yes, the shoes are great. They would be amazing with a wedding dress. I’m assuming that was part of the naming?

        • alyce1213

          They’d *look* nice with a wedding dress. but they wouldn’t *feel* very nice.
          I can’t imagine a bride getting married, dancing, and mingling — and not be in exruciating pain all night with those heels on.

          • boomchicabowwow

            I can do a crane kick in 6 inch stilettos.  They’re horible for your feet, they mess up your spine….but I will die in my sky high heels.

      • MissAnnieRN

        Agreed on both accounts. The two reasons to look at this picture are to encourage her to give this outfit/hair to Sharon Stone and give the shoes to me because my god. Those shoes are to die for!!!

      • siriuslover

        Her hair looks like her dad’s hair. Poor gal. I wish someone like TLo could take her aside and show her how awesome she can look in the right outfit / makeup.

      • Call me Bee

        But again.  They are so high that she obviously can’t stand in them. 

      • Call me Bee

        But again.  They are so high that she obviously can’t stand in them. 

    • Sobaika

      I wish the jacket were more fitted/less boobular and that she’d throw away Nicole Richie’s old jewelry. She might have had a real outfit going for her.

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

        I’m trying to figure out that necklace. Does it go down under her breasts, then down the sleeves on to her fingers? WTF?

        • Sobaika

          I think they’re separate items. A necklace then a bracelet with ring attached. At least… I hope that’s what’s happening here.

        • http://twitter.com/chylde bellalozza

           I’d place a bet that those chains are attached to nipple rings, so when she raises her arms, she gets a little tug…

          • Adriana_Paula

            Shudder.

    • Paigealicious

      Poor dear, she forgot her pants! Must be the alzheimer’s.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCDEX4FOTCFHZP6WLKSOOKUVM Danielle

        and her top

      • lamamu

         She’s clearly never heard the axiom: boobs OR legs.

    • sherrietee

      Why the hell did she get 1990′s Jennifer Aniston hair?  And a body chain?  And bug-bitten legs? 

      Why would she do that?  I just don’t …

      Nevermind.  I give up.

      • Sophie Collier

        Because deep down, she’ll always be a little bit white trash.  It’s in her genes.

        • TxMom2011

          You can take the girl out of the trailer park………

          • FlamingJune1967

             I am fairly certain she has never even been in a trailer park, let alone lived in one.   And, yeah, I know what you meant.

            • TxMom2011

              Oh I am sure she hasn’t lived in one.  Which is pretty sad given the TPT vibe her entire family gives off.  Fair to say it’s more a state of mind.

        • TxMom2011

          You can take the girl out of the trailer park………

      • 3boysful

         And why are her legs a totally different color than her top half?  B/c face it, we can see a LOT of her top half!  She either forgot to fake tan her lower half, or she needs some Jergen’s, stat!

    • Isadora Paiva

      How can someone in such a short dress manage to look so much older than she actually is? I guess it’s the awful hair…

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        It’s a gift she has, looking like a slutty grandma. 

      • littlemac8

        That’s NOT a dress, it’s a jacket…without pants or a shirt/blouse.  That HAIR!  Egad, it’s frightening!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      Gorgeous shoes. Too bad she forgot the rest of her outfit while fluffing her hair.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

      The makeup, the outfit. UGH!!!! And what’s with the chipmunk pout. No, ma’am. No.

      Any positives? Sure! The heels are nice. And the blonde short hair really fits her. Not in this particular hairstyle, of course. 

      • Lisa_Cop

        Think the chipmunk pout is a filler like collagen or Restylane.

    • crash1212

      Is that like a chain/harness-necklace-that-goes-down-an-arm-to-a-ring type of deal she’s got going on there? I’m confused. Love the shoes and the new hair could be cute, but isn’t. Kind of a mess really.

      • janetjb

        The chains are giving me a creepy feeling.

        I feel the idea of this outfit might have been good, but the execution is a total fail. 

      • sweetestsith

         Kind looks like that, but on both sides for some reason? It looks pretty uncomfortable to me…

        I can’t even begin to comment on the rest of it. Wow.

      • Sara LaBatt

        That’s the worst bra I’ve ever seen…

        • bluefish

          Make my laugh, girl!

    • Scarlet39

      She needs moisturizer.

      • http://twitter.com/PinkSith Pink Sith

         I was JUST thinking this as I looked at the pictures.  Girl needs lotion STAT!

        • Terence Ng

          Actually, I think it’s just the pictures. I looked at some at another site and her skin does not look at all ashy like in these ones.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      I have to say that I like that she did something with her hair. Aging? yeah, but not ill-suited 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KEYJDIENR5MRK2NXJYKNOLWDFE Alexandria

      I think she looks great. Sort of digging her hair here.

      And it begs to be said that she’s just being miley

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Man, that must have been some party last night. 

      • Call me Bee

        I know, right?  She’s lookin’ a little Lindsey Lohan here…

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      What a right mess this is. Top to toe, its mis-directed and poorly executed.  How could that Gaultier look so shabby?  Its droopy, and saggy. WTF?  And then there’s her hair, make up and accessories. Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

      • Melissa Brogan

         Even high fashion can look bad when it doesn’t fit. Of course the terrible styling isn’t helping at all.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          True facts.  This thing is wrong for her in every possible way.  It looks like its a size or so too big.  Of course that means that if it actually fit, we would be seeing the good china, up close and personal.

          • littlemac8

            I think she purposefully chose the bigger, slightly longer size so she could go out of the house in it.  I bet many people there could tell us what she wore under it.  Gag!

      • PhillyDeb

        My thought exactly, about how saggy the dress/jacket/top is–can it really be from a design house and not from Forever 21?

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Forever 21 is the perfect comparison.

        • Rand Ortega

           Thank you for this! You hit the nail on the head! It just looks cheap.

    • DinaSews

      How do the photographers not laugh out loud when they look at a disaster like this?

    • http://twitter.com/commish24 commish24

      She and Lindsay Lohan have decided on the same strategy: pretend you were never a child star by dressing like a cheap knock-off version of Jane Fonda. OUT!
       

    • Imasewsure

      Come on you guys…I think this is the best Sharon Stone has looked in years!!

    • StelledelMare

      When I first saw this picture I thought “Now why does she look like a rather high class 60s/70s call girl?” Great shoes though

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

         Everything except the high class.  Perhaps simply “high.”

    • deathandthestrawberry

      I love the shoes. There, I’ve said something nice.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Whoa, Miley! Where are those necklaces heading? Seriously, what is that?

      • littlemac8

        I just looked at those booblace – that’s no necklace – for the first time and shrieked in horror.  Oh for the love of god!

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      She looks like a harder Angie Dickenson, if that is possible. 

      • Anathema_Device

         Yes! You nailed it while I was sputtering in disbelief!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BMEASIKJSVE6YP3DE2VLJA5CUU JulieJ

        I think it is the extreme eyebrows in combo with the hair.

      • pattyw

         I was just going to post the same thing. Except Angie would have had the class to wear a pair of pants.

    • CPK1

      I love Miley but am not enjoying her Liza look here. Plus underboob necklace = yuck. Awesome shoes, tho’.

    • Miss_Led

      That is several types of wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

      • Spicytomato1

        No kidding. And what did she do, stand all night? She couldn’t possibly sit down in that thing.

    • Anathema_Device

      Gaaahh! The hair screams “suburban mom trying to be sexy.” (Trust me, I’m a 47 yo suburban mom: I’ve seen it.) Jacket is ill fitting. And why is there a t-shirt line under the jacket when she is clearly shirtless? And the white. And the too short. And the…I think she made me rabid. I think I’m foaming at the mouth.

      • megohd

        So agree about the t-shirt line!

      • Spicytomato1

        Spot on re: the hair!

      • kimmeister

        Yes, I’ve absolutely been trying to figure out what she has on that has short sleeves.

    • Beth G

      I LOVE that the shoes aren’t platforms.  Hate platforms.  I don’t like thinking about that when she sits down… they’ll be very little between her and the seat cushion……. 

    • Lina_bee

      The nose piercing and the body chain (split under the boobs and fastened to her ring? Seriously??) totally make the look. Can someone please hide her under a rock until she grows up? (edit: Okay, I should say that I am actually fine with piercings and body jewelry. It’s just the sum total of all of these parts — together! — that’s getting to me.)

    • introspective

      Leaving aside how much older this outfit makes her look, can we just discuss how uninspired it is?? She just didnt try. Or her rather her stylist didnt try. And neither did her hair and makeup crew. She looks washed out and boring in the attempt to be “racy”.

      Girl bye.

    • Laurie Bergman

      That is a haunting photograph….and definitely not in a good way.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

      Love the shoes. The rest of it looks like Goldie Hawn in First Wives’ Club.

      • Terence Ng

        To me, that is NOT a bad thing. You don’t own me, girl.

    • bloggertobenamedlater

      This is not tragic. She is 19. At 19, I was in the throes of a full on wear only black and listen to the Damned thing. The pics exist and they make me cringe. The problem with being 19 is you want to dress in a way that shocks your parents. A body chain, exposed chest and string-length skirt would probably serve to make Billy Ray ill. The problem for Miley is that her pics are being posted across the web and no one cares that she is trying to shock her parents and the Disney world. The rest of the world has already been there and done that and this is not shocking, just icky. Also, Miley, I saw you not long ago. Have a sandwich. You need it. Hate the outfit, love the shoes. Fire your stylist.

      • Beardslee

        Good point!  And it seems as though a lot of these former child stars think that looking cheaply sexy means that they are a grown up woman, or that being sexy like this is what it means to be a grown up woman.  And they are so wrong – and, thanks to the internet, wrong eternally, poor kids.

      • Laylalola

        I remember being 20 and “discovering” wearing a jacket without a shirt under it and thinking it was impossibly sexy. She’s young, she wants to look sexy and doesn’t realize yet — and might not til it’s too late — that when a woman is as young as she is the woman 15 years older whose look she’s emulating actually wishes she could look as young as Miley could naturally, if she’d let herself. I think these are just stages nearly every woman goes through and you can’t tell a young woman any of this, she has to live it and learn.

        • Beardslee

          Yes, nuance is lost upon the young.  Just wish her stylist had helped her because you’d think that person would know better.  However, it seems that most stylist have a fairly adolescent view of things themselves.

      • Tigrrl

        True, true. It would suck if the photo of me with the skunk dye-job were to be splashed across the internet for the world to see, now and forever. 19 is a tough time, you’re at your most physically fresh and juicy, with the desire to be a grown woman, yet your brain is still developing so you have no idea that you’re being an idiot. Love the shoes too. I think she doesn’t actually have a stylist, she just has a stylist friend who gets free clothes for her. At least I hope she’s not paying someone to get her dressed like this.

      • Spicytomato1

        “A body chain, exposed chest and string-length skirt would probably serve to make Billy Ray ill.”
        I don’t know why but I get the feeling that Billy Ray would approve of this outfit, not be appalled by it. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he suggested it.

        • formerlyAnon

           I dunno. I could see him approving it in a girlfriend, in a backup singer he was hiring, in a random young woman – but on his daughter?  Most men have a disconnect there (and in the best of them that disconnect inspires a little thought).

      • Anathema_Device

         Yeah, but were you on the red carpet at 19? I dressed pretty crazy at 19 (hell, that was in the early ’80s, to give you an idea), but I still knew when to look somewhat appropriate.

      • Anathema_Device

         Yeah, but were you on the red carpet at 19? I dressed pretty crazy at 19 (hell, that was in the early ’80s, to give you an idea), but I still knew when to look somewhat appropriate.

        • bloggertobenamedlater

          You and I are close in age, so yes, I do recall the insanity of the era. Sadly, I apparently lacked the appropriateness button at that age and had I been on a red carpet, I doubt I would have done better. Fortunately, times eventually gets us all and with time, comes (hopefully) maturity, and with maturity comes the dawning horror that there are pictures of us wearing sweatshirts that were chopped up with fringe over lace leggings. This is why we can laugh at pictures of 19 year olds who think they are so shocking. 

          • Anathema_Device

            Yes, in fact, I worked with a guy in the ’90s who had a girlfriend who always wore men’s blazers with fancy bras. Sort of a look at the time, no biggie. But at some point, I realized I had seen this woman in her bra more than I had ever even seen my own sister in a bra.

      • TxMom2011

        She has a stylist?

        I would totally get it if she had a grunged out look…. this is just wrong.

        • bloggertobenamedlater

          Alleged to be Simone Harouche.  

          • TxMom2011

            Okay…. I looked her up…

            Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie are a few of Simone’s clients.  None of these ladies are a testament to good styling.  I was just saying this morning that Nicole looked like she was in her mid 40s rather  than just barely 30. And Lawd help Gramma Aguilera who has looked 40 since 20. They all need to fire this Simone.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      She looks like her father in drag.

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      I only flipped past those “awards” last night on my way to ‘Mad Men’ but this was what I saw in those 30 seconds and the only thought I had was “OMG, I can’t wait to see what TLo say about this TRAGEDY”. 

      She looked 47. And a body chain?! SRSLY Miley? I just shake my head.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCDEX4FOTCFHZP6WLKSOOKUVM Danielle

      I know she’s legal now, but this creeps me out just looking at it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WendyLKaufman Wendy Kaufman

      She’s borrowing Judy Garland’s clothes, but Judy did it better. Miley looks rough. Too bad.

      http://www.filmbug.com/db/678/more

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      Effing awful. I can’t even.

    • http://profiles.google.com/alison.sigman Alison Sigman

      LOVE THOSE SHOES! That’s all I love, but it’s enough right?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H53HX5H4X2NVSR3OFVFOPFWXDA Bellecarmen

      LOFL
      But the shoes? I want to lick them.

    • TheLaurenJean

      The hair is just hideous, but everything else? I actually kinda like…. DON’T STONE ME!

    • cmb92191

      Well we have seen her look worse.   The shoes are beautiful.. I want!

    • Scott Isaacs

      My first thought? Jane Fonda. As in current Jane Fonda, showing off exactly why she was cast in Barbarella all those years ago.

      • Snailstsichr

        That was what I saw, too. For a split second I thought I was seeing a late 30s – early 40s (age) Jane Fonda. Sad.

    • alyce1213

      Cheesy and cheap, head to ankles.  The shoes are fine.
      She seems to have lost a lot of weight (pilates and all); body is very thin but head is still fat.   Is that too mean?

    • StellaZafella

      Hold it right there young lady, your NOT going out the door looking like THAT…People will think you’re a

      …oh forget it.

    • Rand Ortega

      When did Ann-Margaret decide to make a comeback?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

         That’s an insult to Ann Margaret who is about 70 and still looks better than Miley.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      i barely know where to begin, the hair, the fact that she is sans pants, or the gawd awful body chain that appears to wrap around her breasts??..perhaps Mylie has been reading her mom’s copy of Fifty Shades of Grey??

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francesca-Lagmay/7609751 Francesca Lagmay

      Those shoes are glorious…but seriously little girl?

    • mozzer0906

      WTF is with the nipple chain necklace?  The shoes are fabulous though, I’ll give her that.  She makes me feel dirty, and not in a good way either.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

      FARRAH FAWCETT!  That is where she got her hair from and FF wants it back bitch!

    • gabbilevy

      Does she really have a chain running under her boobs? Ugh.

    • BayTampaBay

      The shoes are a size too big.

    • Kyle Crawford

      Wow!  Cybill Shepard is looking pretty good these days.

    • Tigrrl

      I guess I don’t know how she would have fixed it, but those scabs are really grossing me out.

    • Sunshine16

      Looking very Barbarella, isn’t the old gal?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      What is wrong with her???

    • nannypoo

      Slutty.

    • Rebecca Jay

      Nose hoops look like boogers.

    • Terence Ng

      Aww, if this was an IN or OUT, I’d give her an IN just for looking more put together than usual. There’s an attempt here, and she doesn’t look terrible. Clean, kind of cute, great make up.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      So the necklace goes down around her boobs and then connects to a ring on her finger? That is so classy! And so on point for a 19 year old TEENAGER.

    • http://twitter.com/Mariebeth21 Marie Elizabeth

      Rumors has it that the Duchess of Cambridge bought this exact same dress. If that the case I hope she burned it, I can’t see this looking good on anybody. The hair is horrible, the shoes are nice.

      • sagecreek

        I think the dress has great potential, and I’m guessing that Cathy won’t be tarting it up like this.

      • sherrietee

         If the Duchess bought it, the hem would be a good six inches lower and be a bit more fitted up top to not be baring her chest like that.

      • Anathema_Device

         My guess is that she’ll be wearing it as a jacket, or a longer version if she is to wear it as a dress.

    • sagecreek

      So many ughs.
      Too short.
      Blue toenail polish?
      And worst of all, prison tats on her fingers.

    • Judy_J

      I love you guys.

    • Greg Yoder

      I didn’t even know Angie Dickenson was still alive, but it’s good to see her again.

    • nancylee61

      What is she trying to prove?? That she is all grown up?? Someone should sit this girl down and tell her that being grown up does NOT mean showing everything she owns!!! Boobs, almost showing the good china, what mystery is left to her?? And she is – what – 18??? Shame.

    • Sophie Collier

      I just can’t with the “jacket-as-dress” trend.  You look goofy, gals.  Put on a skirt or something.

    • Pennymac

      Thank God my fashion choices and slutty vs sexy 19-aged angst wasn’t posted on the internet for all to see and for me to be eternally reminded of! Stylists? Managers?  Anyone? Doesn’t anyone have the ability to help this poor girl out?

    • http://twitter.com/TheSnickleboom Snickleboom

      Crap!  I’m late for the Billboards!  Lemme just throw on this hideous white blouse/coat thing with saggy buttons from the 80s and run out the door.  

      Ew.

    • belfebe

      Actually, she looks great.  She’s not doing the hoochie mama thing either.  I wish she was dresssing a little bit more her age, but I have nothing bad to say about this outfit or about her.

    • MilaXX

      This looked a lot fresher seeing it live on tv last night than it does here in stills. I think the hair is little too blonde, but I thought she looked pretty good. Seeing that ring and chains, I’m wondering if she’s wearing a body chain. If so, well played Miley.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martha-Hicks-Leta/1059884884 Martha Hicks Leta

      Tore up from the floor up. Nasty.

    • voter1

      Let’s hope she didn’t have to retrieve anything that fell on the floor or her coochie would be on display.

    • clairellis

      This is such a no I can’t even stand it. I do not want to see her business.

    • clairellis

      This is such a no I can’t even stand it. I do not want to see her business.

    • Call me Bee

      Just more trash. 

    • Call me Bee

      Just more trash. 

    • MzzPants

      NO.  Try again.

    • MzzPants

      NO.  Try again.

    • TxMom2011

      ROFL

    • TxMom2011

      ROFL

    • VicksieDo

      A jacket is not a dress, or a shirt, or pants!  TRASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The chain thing is CREEPYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  UGH

    • VicksieDo

      A jacket is not a dress, or a shirt, or pants!  TRASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The chain thing is CREEPYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  UGH

    • http://myownrobotbutler.tumblr.com/ kittensnotkids

      her mouth looks funny in the top photo – super artificial and also just odd. like she had a cartoon-doll’s mouth transplanted to her face. eeek. 

    • http://myownrobotbutler.tumblr.com/ kittensnotkids

      her mouth looks funny in the top photo – super artificial and also just odd. like she had a cartoon-doll’s mouth transplanted to her face. eeek. 

    • TieDye64

      Angie Dickenson’s looking pretty good!

    • save_the_hobbit

      I laughed hysterically when I saw her.

    • librarygrrl64

      WTF is with that…”boob chain?” I don’t even know what else to call it. And does it run down her sleeves and onto her hands???

    • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

      LOL @ the last line. 

    • rowsella

      Girl needs to disappear for a few years and come back as Amelia, Mila, Melanie or some variation above, a different last name and bottoms (skirt, pants, hose.. something.  What the hell did she do to her face.

    • frankystein123

      Waaaay too short, we don’t need you to be flashing us every time you take a step.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      No, just no. I humbly suggest a style intervention for Ms. Cyrus.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      pants! pants! or a skirt, or shorts, anything! a jacket is not a dress!

      edited to add:
      if JPG says it’s a jacket, it’s a jacket! he’s not one to pull conservative punches, for heavens sake.

    • MightyMarshal

      I actually LIKE this. She may looked older, but so do the Olsons, and they’ve managed to own that look. I’d rather see her like this than like 95% of the other young Hollywood stars in short, overworked cocktail dresses with mermaid hair and platform nude pumps. She’s working the boho grungy look, I say go for it. I do have to say, judging from the blue color of her legs and hands, it must have been chilly that night. Pants may not have been an awful idea.

    • j_anson

      Does she have… a necklace that… loops under her breasts? I’m confused.

    • Hai Yen Nguyen

      Those chains are bizarre. Where do they go? It looks like it goes under both boobs. I can only imagine how uncomfortable that would feel. Also, her legs. Gasp! Those look like grandma’s legs.

    • bluefish

      I sported this particular look The Morning After in 1985 when I drove overnight to Niagara Falls from Washington DC with a man I knew relatively little about on totally desperate and typically lets go for it 80s whim.  Toothbrushes bought en route, hotel check in, and then an unavoidable Mad Men style call to my office on Monday morning to signal my absence on that day.  Except I looked even then a whole lot younger fresher sexier more exuberant than MC in this particular jacket.  I know I felt probably a whole lot happier.  It’s been a bad two weeks on the runway for Gaultier and Giambattista Valli.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      NO!  Miley, NO!

    • http://twitter.com/anacedillo Ana Ced

      it would have been okay without that hair

    • GTrain

      Nope.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      What the HELL has that girl done to her face??  Lip injections?  Eyebrow extensions?  Cheek plumping?  Is she even 20 yet?  Who would do that??  Whatever, she looks pretty darned skanky in this getup.  Love the shoes, though.

    • Ksagun13

      Do those chains running down her chest attach to her RINGS???  The jewelry is just bizarre and the hair. . . makes her look 40!  Don’t even get me started on the lack of pants. 

      The shoes are kind of cute, though I hate peep-toes.

    • http://profiles.google.com/valencia.lucia87 Lucía Valencia

      That hair looks almost as painful as the shoes.

    • It Hurt’s To Be In Love

      SHERYL CROW???

    • http://twitter.com/Kamilaahh Kamil

      Aww, she’s just being Miley. 

      She needs to stop that immediately. 

    • PantherontheRunway

      I will say this much! She finally took out those hideous hair extension. points for that miley!

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      This girl is in dire need of some friends her own age. Clearly hanging out with Mommy too much.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Love the shoes though.

    • Mary Pressler

      I just cut off all my hair and am not sure I really like it.  This photo really cheered me up, because my hair could always look worse!  Thanks Miley!

    • ThaliaMenninger

      When the world is your gynecologist…

    • http://twitter.com/Kerry_McC Kerry McCombs

      What the freaking frak?

    • SublimatedRage

      The shoes are adorable, but what in God’s name is going on with those mosquito bites?  I am not talking about her boobs — I am talking about the ACTUAL MOSQUITO BITES on her legs!  Gross!

      As Michelle Visage would say, “Lotion up, girl.  Lotion up.”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YAMNQMUGFM4NNSPAQLZRODSD5I Angela

        Yes, when you spend your time in the bushes, lotion up, FOR REAL!!!
        I know drag queens who wouldn’t claim those legs…lookin’ a little rough.

    • KateMaryC

      WHAT IS THAT TIT NECKLACE?

    • guest2visits

      Holy crap Miley.   Now that she’s legal; we will be served up a never ending catwalk of what Miley’s idea of hot is.
      Actually, – just like always.    I don’t mind the hair and make-up play. Everything else as assembled is pretty stanky.

    • Caaro3

      WTF???!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sierra-Delta/100003182924700 Sierra Delta

       From the ankles down, she looks great.  The shoes are clearly the stars of the show, and the blue nail enamel is cute and age-appropriate.

      Her eyebrows are too dark, and her lips are too light, though, and with the tousled hair, she’s giving off a bad/sad early ’70s vibe.  Sexy is not her best look — it always comes across as slutty on her for some reason.  I think that, like LiLo, fresh and natural are best suited to her facial structure.

      The jacket just doesn’t fit at all.  (How could her minders not have noticed that before they turned her loose on an unsuspecting public?!)  The shoulders look too wide; sitting in it is an impossibility; and the bottom front edges were obviously tacked together at the last moment in a vain attempt to preserve the tatters of her maidenly modesty.  She’s aiming for a sophisticated sexual persona (maybe inspired by Marlene Dietrich) — which she certainly has the body for — but her face is so childlike and unformed at this point in her life that she just looks immature and desperate for attention.

      Is there no one to give her better guidance?  I feel sorry for her.  And I’m sure that’s not the response she wants from her public…

    • Lisa_Cop

      The makeup is truly awful- like cheap foundation from the 70′s that made your face look like a mask. At 19 you shouldn’t have to wear much makeup at all let alone this heavy stuff.

    • quiltrx

      Gross.  She needs to make a note of this, and not take whatever concoction of substances she took before this event.

    • another_laura

      I can’t find words for how awful this is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

      This look is so Carrie Bradshaw, SATC season 5.

    • http://twitter.com/vintagesewing Lisa Utter

      So much Kentucky…………..

    • LambeeBaby

      Her head is radiant ala Jesus in Godspell. But from the neck down she is Holy Coochie. She better repent while she can!

    • http://twitter.com/RachelGCarroll Rachel Carroll

      I didn’t hear her announced so when I walked into the room, I said “Oh look Lindsey Lohan isn’t wearing all her clothes but at least she has her own face back.” LOL!  I couldn’t believe it was Miley when I was corrected.

    • lucasuk82

      Lose the bondage jewelry and most of the Elvis rings, side part the hair and put it in a low, tight ponytail, and this  could have been chic.  Love the shoes, and I have a huge affection for all white outfits.

    • anchovymeow

      Why would a young girl want to look like this?!

    • Diego!

       She reminded me of Heather Locklear in Melrose Place when she was portraying Amanda Woodward. Miley looks like Amanda’s daughter who stole make up and a suit from her mommy’s wardrobe. Awful.

    • Diego!

       She reminded me of Heather Locklear in Melrose Place when she was portraying Amanda Woodward. Miley looks like Amanda’s daughter who stole make up and a suit from her mommy’s wardrobe. Awful.

    • formerlyAnon

      Angie Dickinson would have worn stockings or had a good tan, & she would definitely had a better manicure. Other than that, not a bad tribute look.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      It may be that the jacket is only partly lined. Which, I mean, please. How much does this thing cost? They couldn’t fully line it? 

    • lilazander

      It’s a rRhianna look and I hate the cougar hairstyle. She looks OLD.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      o_O

    • Puckndc

      oy