Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 4

Posted on May 08, 2012

Amber Valetta in Prada

Total Frankendress.

 

Anna Wintour in Prada

We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.

 

Bee Shaffer in Erdem

Stunning, from tip to toe.

 

Beyonce in Givenchy

Okay, we’re kinda done with the sheer skirts, ladies. We’ve been polite all day, but we don’t know how much more we can take.

That said, this is totally America’s Next Drag Superstar – or at least, it should be.

 

Coco Rocha in Givenchy (previously owned by Elizabeth Taylor)

Gotta give her all the credit in the world. We’re pretty sure this looked quite different on Liz than it does on her. It’s almost cute, but we think the satin ballet pumps are a bridge too far.

 

Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton

There’s no reason why her hair should look stringy and her face so shiny. Come on, honey. You’re wearing at least a hundred thousand dollars worth of borrowed goods.

 

Diane Kruger in Prada

It pains us to say this about her, but that’s too much dress for her. That’s too much dress for anyone who isn’t a 6’2″ drag queen.

 

Emma Stone in Lanvin

We thought she looked really cute last night, but in the light of day, that’s some shitty-looking hair for such a cute little dress.

 

Eva Mendes in Prada

Pretty. Bad idea with the matchy shoes.

 

Kate Bosworth in Prada

She looks great except for the pinhead effect. Honey, your hair’s too tight.

 

Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga

We thought this was an interesting dress last night and we gave her a lot of credit for attempting it, but those shoes are laughable.

 

LaLa Anthony in Zac Posen

Good. Nothing spectacular but it gets the job done.

 

Lana Del Rey in Joseph Altuzarra

Tom thought this looked a little heavy and dreary in a Dracula’s Daughter kind of way but Lorenzo thought she was WERQing some old school Hollywood glamour.

Linda Evangelista in Prada

Hate the hair; hate the shoes. Everything else is fine, but Miss Linda, we expect much more than merely “fine” from you.

 

Malin Akerman in Diane von Furstenberg

Fine. Standard. Hair’s too casual.

 

Melania Trump in Marc Bouwer

Sci-fi on the top, night time soap opera on the bottom, bitches!

 

Michelle Dockery in Ralph Lauren

The dress is gorgeous, but the gloves were not a good idea.

 

Paula Patton in Vera Wang

We still hate the way she poses on the RC likes she seducing the photographers, but this is killa dress, gotta say.

 

Rita Wilson in Prada

A little tight in the bust and not the most interesting color in the world, but it’s passably good overall.

 

Shailene Woodley in Christopher Kane

Too tight and too busy. It’s an interesting print, though.

 

Sofia Vergara in Marchesa

We hated the way this looked in motion, but we have to admit, it photographs well. That color looks fantastic on her.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • Scarlet39

      How many cookie monsters were killed in the making of Beyonce’s dress.

      • Claudia Fernandes

        Beyonce=cher winning oscar from moonstruck

      • http://twitter.com/londonpenguin Teresa M.

        That’s what I thought too. Cookie Monster-hide bathmat.

      • Call me Bee

        Indeed.  Tacky all the way ’round.

    • efishfan

      Diane Kruger is wearing the slip that was supposed to go under Beyonce’s dress, lol.

    • ChiKat67

      Wow, so many underwhelming dresses.  

      • makeityourself

        TLo saved the worst for last. 

        • NC_Meg

          Agreed. This is the most cracktastic yet somehow underwhelming bunch of dresses ever. 

        • http://twitter.com/pennyeager Penny Eager

           Definitely the worst for last, and the worst hair for last too! Evangelista looks like her hair is in a scrunchie.

    • crash1212

      Man, I think every Prada in that room was MAJOR Fugly. And, Beyonce…Seriously? Seriously.

      • introspective

         i took one look at Beyonce and just muttered to myself, girl BYE. 

      • Carlodog

         Beyonce is being eaten by the same monster that ate Cate Blanchette.  How much do I hate about her dress? 1) black lace 2) see-thru 3) Cookie Monster hemline 4) dipped in purple Koolaid.  

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084733830 Kate Andrews

          I think it was all about showing she got her body back after having the baby. 

          • Carlodog

             If you think she actually carried that baby I have a bridge to sell you!

          • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

            From the looks of things, it was all about showing she got her Spanx back after having the baby.  Visible foundation garments are always a no.

    • http://twitter.com/riosramblings Michael Rios

      I think I like Beyonce’s dress because it’s so dragalicious?

      In other news, Coco is freakin’ killing it. You work that Liz Taylor meets Nicki Minaj hair extensions shit honey.

    • muzan-e

      Bea Shaffer and Anna Wintour looked amazing posed together on the carpet: there was something strangely, charmingly intimate about the picture, something like two young girls shoulder-to-shoulder, sharing hilarious little secrets. 

      And Wintour’s hair! Irritating me a month ago, flooring me today: it’s the perfect shape at the perfect length, it leaves her looking coy and mischievous all at once. Irresistible.

    • sockandaphone

      LOL NO at lana del rey. I thought kristen had an awesome interesting dress but those shoes ruing everything.

    • EEKstl

      Have you boys even stopped for a drink of water???  NO rest for the weary, but your Unborn Fawns appreciate all you do for us.  Okay, Beyonce’s dress looks TAME from the front compared to the pic I saw of her back.  That dress is just awful.  Melania Trump needs to go stand next to Elizabeth Banks and wait for Judy Jetson to join them.

      • introspective

         I know right! TLo deserves at least mani/pedis and massages for the endless work theyve done today in recapping all this met gala action. Love you guys!!

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Coco is a no-no, I don’t care if it was Dame Liz’s or not.

      Glad Sofia is starting to branch out…a little.

    • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

      I love Emma’s, Sofia’s and Lana’s *even though I don’t like her*.
      But most of the others are making me crack up!

    • introspective

      we have now left the cool kids section of the cafeteria and moved toward the misfits’ tables. 
       
      nobody here is werqing anything but my nerves with all this fug.

      • Pennymac

        Hahaha! YES!

    • hughman

      Melania Trump is giving us MAJAH “Queen From Outer Space” which is awe-inspiring in a “did she really just do that?” kind of way. 

      “I HATE ZAT QUEEN. THROW HER IN ZE VOLCANO!”

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        I like Melania Trump’s look best of all today!  It’s the most fun and different. 

        • 3boysful

           I am thinking you are youg, because I am old, and it reads Alexis Carrington Colby from Dallas to me!  :)

          • HomeOfficeGirl

            No, no..I’m old.  But I am traumatized by the earlier turban.  I guess I can do the 80’s again, I just can’t do 70’s.

          • Scarlet39

            Dynasty!

            • 3boysful

               Oops–you’re absolutely correct!  See–a senior moment!

    • chill85

      Four posts in, and still no Florence Welch in McQueen. In or Out, perhaps?!

      • sockandaphone

        that dress was CRAY

      • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

         I know, I’ve been waiting for the TLo take on that one! It was really out-there!

      • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

         I just had to go and google it…Oh my. LOL

      • introspective

         Oh honey, NOOOOOOOOO. just googled it myself.  conclusion: Flo has no gay friends. or straight friends either. clearly she spends a lot of time alone.

        • girliecue

          Probably because her dress choices don’t usually leave enough space for someone else to be in the same room with her.

      • MilaXX

         So very OUT. Perhaps it’s worthy of a solo post or a If we were her gays.

      • Stubenville

        Flo’s outfit last night was utterly cracktastic. A WTF???  moment.

    • A_Rimbaud

      Why, Shailene, why… her fondness of colorful prints is starting to be worrisome

    • jilly_d

      is that maroon lipstick making a comeback?  bad idea in 1992, bad idea now.

    • charlotte

      Lady Mary for the win!

    • Judy_J

      Kristen Stewart’s dress is just as much of a Frankendress as Amber Valetta’s, in my opinion.

      • http://twitter.com/crush_onyou crush on you

        In fact, I like Amber’s most; love the bold coloring. What breaks it for me is the shape of that red belt-thing. Kristen’s just hideous paired with those shoes.

    • Lina_bee

       Paula Patton finally found a dress to flatter her shape! Also, the best Vera Wang I’ve seen in a while.  Bee Shaffer looks fab. Wintour’s lobster dress is divine. Diane K’s Prada is the ugly offspring of a swimsuit, a muppet, and a circus tent — really terrible. Dakota…IDEK anymore. Pearl grey is not her color, but she’s weirdly addicted to pastels. Also, she looks younger than college freshman.

    • Beth G

      Diane Kruger…. my daughter once called my boobs “kneecaps”… now I see where she got confused.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I am not liking the dark lipsticks.  I was glad to see that trend go in the 90s.  Leave it there please.

      KStew looks like she’s at a completely different event. Or a concert.Beyonce…was that necessary?  She’s been so on point with her style and then…that.  I was sad for her.  From the neck up she was stunning.  Neck down, was out of control.  Your crazy ass sister showed you up…AT THE MET GALA.  

    • mjude

      didnt care for most of these but good lord the dress beyonce is wearing is a total fug.

    • http://aliesunny.tumblr.com aliesunny

      TLo how do you feel about the super dark lipstick??! There were like 4 or 5 people there last night wearing it, meaning it’s a trend. I am not a fan, but I am curious as to your thoughts!

    • Eva_baby

      Paula Patton has a great rack!

    • SpcilK

      Enough already Beyonce, the “Most Beautiful Women In the World” would know better. Melania Trump is Kracktastic! Anna Wintour is right even when she is so very wrong. I don’t like Paul Patten in her BCBG/Vera Wang outfit at all.

    • AZU403

      I didn’t mind Beyonce’s dress, but I didn’t like the non-flesh color spanx visible underneath.

    • DeTrop

      Love Coco Rocha (is that a real name?).  I watched some of the RC being streamed online last night and noticed her outfit right away.  Also love Michelle Dockery’s dress.  I have to say I was impressed with the way the women looked.  They  looked rich and pampered.  Good skin, great makeup and some really nice hair.  Not Miuccia Prada or Vera Wang though.
      Their hair Louise!

    • 3boysful

      Based upon the wrinkled fabric and dearth of makeup, I suspect Ms Evangelista changed clothes in the courthouse ladies’ room . . . .

    • Qitkat

      I’d much rather see all the color and the glitter (even when overdone) at an event like this than the sad bedraggled *shoulda come in out of the rain* that Dakota Fanning is wearing. Someone seriously gave her some poor advice. She is far too pale and delicately pretty to wear that dreary lavender swirly gown. 

    • susu11

      Bey went Cray with this one. Muppet-drag indeed. And I absolutely loathe Kstewart’s whole outfit-head to foot. I feel like if I look at her too long my eyes will start to bleed.

    • http://twitter.com/monsterhoodie laurel fiske

      Capes as high fashion, Oh Gwyneth, what have you wrought!

    • fungstyle

      diane krueger’s face is on too tight.

    • BigShamu

      Sofia Vergara has a really cute commercial out right now, I think for her home collection for K-Mart.  Way more fun than Martha’s old K-Mart commercials.

      • alyce1213

        Keeeeeee-naaaan!

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      *sigh*
      I just can’t with Diane Kruger anymore. Just please. No more. 

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      i’m really sick today, yes again, or i’d have more to say but i cannot not ask:
      where is lana del rey’s biggest mistake/life lesson/serious trouble/whatever you wanna call it? is she really not going out w/ him? for her sake, & even though i find her absolutely annoying, i hope not. my final years were only spent w/ a junior in the brigade of which her friend is most definitely a senior–nay, a scholastic advisor–so i have a very very good idea whats gonna become of her if she continues down that idiot road. he’s got the very worst rep of all & boyoboy is that saying some-terrifically-terrible-thing.

      edited to add:
      ie: i just got shrieked & cursed at for trying to comfort the abovenoted while he was in the hospital w/ major heart failure. & AR? AR is so so so much worse. all the dork guys who were jealous of the metal guys in school? oy vey, they have no idea what became of them after.

      • formerlyAnon

        Ahh, if she’s drawn to those with, shall we say, *issues,* she’ll find a businessman or a college professor or a plumber to make her miserable even if she passes on the celebrity brand.

        On the (very dubious) plus side, should it really be real, and even more tortuous, long-term, he’s 24 years older than she is. She’ll have some good years left after he’s dead.  Or, as I say to friend with an older & difficult husband, with health issues, after she’s regaled me with the events of a particularly bad week: he wants full fat dairy? Then BUY full fat dairy, for god’s sake.

        She loves &  knows me, so fortunately she finds it funny. I think.

    • MilaXX

      I realize the Muppets are having a bit of a revival, but please no more fur on dresses. I am also over sheer dresses, designers please line them all the way down and Thank you T & Lo for not including that shot of Beyonce’s ass that floating on the interwebs. I like a dark, dramatic lip, but not every lady star has the coloring or lip shape for them. Thin, dark, lips look like knife wounds to me.
      Amber Valetta  – It’s and also ran. If the burgundy bits weren’t there it would be okay.
      Anna Wintour – I don’t mind the lobster dress. I hate the fur. It reminds me of the rabbit stoles little girls used to get when I was a kids. I think I would one in my aunts wedding as a flower girl.
      Bee Shaffer – Pretty, love the blue color.
      Beyonce – We get it. You just had a baby and got your body back. Yay you. Now give that dress to RuPaul so she can WERQ it.
      Coco Rocha – Honey you are not Liz and I’m sure she didn’t accessorize with pink hair and shoes. Sit down.
      Dakota Fanning – Still needs to do something with that stringy hair. Also would have looked cute in a dress like Emma Stone is wearing instead of this lavender marshmallow.
      Diane Kruger – Drag queen dress.Emma Stone  – Cute. Shailene and Dakota please take note.
      Eva Mendes – Dress is “meh”, bridesmaid shoes are a no.
      Kate Bosworth – She needs to wear her hair out to balance out that lip and I’m not 100% sold that the lip works on her.
      Kristen Stewart – If she wasn’t wearing what look like spats, she might have been able to pull off this dress.
      LaLa Anthony – It’s okay, but it feels like all of Zac’s dresses are just variations of the same silhouette.
      Lana Del Rey –  I’m with Tom on this. Lose the cape and I might like it.
      Linda Evangelista – Bad hair, “meh” dress.
      Malin Akerman – Okay dress, awful hair.Melania Trump – Star Trek dress
      Michelle Dockery – Lose the gloves honey.
      Paula Patton  – Pretty dress, but it looks like the dress Sofia Vergara didn’t want.
      Rita Wilson – Not her dress. It’s shapeless, colorless and wrinkled.
      Shailene Woodley – It’s better than some of the sister wife dresses she usually wears, but it doesn’t fit well and it’s still kinda mature looking.
      Sofia Vergara – I thought she looked really pretty in this. I think she was trying to tone down the Jessica Rabbit factor.

    • Mary Gallagher

      I love the return of the dark, dramatic lip. Fierce & oh so 90’s!

    • formerlyAnon

      Anna Wintour, Bee Shaffer, and  Sofia Vergara (based on these photos) top tier.

      Michelle Dockery, Lana del Rey and just barely Paula Patton did solid work, with flaws.

      LaLa Anthony, Coco Rocha, and Eva Mendez Honourable Mention because they’re too good or too noticeable to fall back in the pack.

      Rita Hanks: Most Improved.

    • formerlyAnon

      And dear god. What is wrong with the Italianate Palace of Prada!??  Why can’t Prada just quit throwing out the maybe one-out-of-every-20, or is that 50? great dresses so I can just discount the name entirely.

    • PuttyGalore

      That has to be the worst I’ve ever seen Diane Kruger look. And both she and Beyonce look like they’re standing in quicksand. Yikes.

      • out for a walk

        But think how FABULOUS Diane’s dress would look on RuPaul!! That image in my mind makes me unable to dislike it, laughable as it may be on Ms. Kruger.

    • Zippypie

      This bunch is a joke when the best looking one is the crazy bitch wearing a giant furry bathmat around her shoulders and a lobster.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      Why do you never call Anna Wintour on her eternal helmet hair?

    • Caaro3

      Vo-dee-oh-doe, Kate Bosworth.

    • Nolalala

      so many ostrich feathers everywhere!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

      Beyonce’s dress IS perfect for a 6’2″ drag queen, as is Diane Kruger’s. I love both dresses…but somehow not on these women. I think Kate Bosworth looks good, for once. Yes, she could’ve done something better with her hair, but at least she doesn’t look like she’s about to faint.

    • kimmeister

      Diane Kruger’s dress is stretching and melting off of her.  Did she forget to do her hair?
      KStew’s dress is pretty cool, just not the right event for it.  The shoes don’t ever work though.
      Rita’s dress is terrible.  Boobs are not supposed to extend from collarbone to elbow.

    • DominoEstella

      Would someone please put Dakota Fanning out of her misery.   I am so tired of looking at her oily skin, oily hair and un-groomed hands and feet.  If she wants to be a tree hugger, fine, but please girl, take off the fancy couture and jewels.

    • http://profiles.google.com/alison.sigman Alison Sigman

      Shailene Woodley & Emma Stone should have switched dresses. 

    • Jennifer Coleman

      Anna Wintour’s all like ‘I triple dog dare you to say anything bad about my lobster!’
      Clearly Beyonce needs to work with Spanx to develop a gold nude color. I’d buy it. That dress is redic, though.
      Diane Kruger & Gwenyth Paltrow must’ve decided to have a side-boob party last night & not tell anybody else.
      I like Emma Stone’s sassy, sparkly frock. Too bad about the hair.
      If you look up ‘pinhead’ in the dictionary, Kate Bosworth’s picture is in it. It’s just too late for her.
      It looks like a bunch of tiny people have lined up on Melania Trump’s shoulders. Kinda cool, actually.
      Michelle Dockery looks like a well turned out jewelry thief. I hope somebody checked her purse before she left the gala.
      Aw, Paula Patton has dialed down the pose a notch, I think.
      I’m sick of Rita Wilson in those crappy empire silhouettes. She can do so much better.
      I like that silhouette on Sofia Vergara, but I’ll totally defer to your movement concerns, TLo.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      Lady Mary’s gloves look like the ones that mimes wear. Or the ‘wicking’ ones I wear to run in, in cold weather.

      Eva Mendes’ dress reminds me of the wax-paper wrappers of those weird, waxy, peanut-butter-flavored taffies that you got from cheap people at Halloween (ie, as opposed to mini Hershey bars, which I believed were handed out only by millionaires).

    • bluefish

      I’m going with Coco Rocha and her Liz wear complete with hot pink satin footsies.  Too much ugly Prada for one evening.  Trump’s wife does indeed look like something out of “Soap Dish.”

    • alyce1213

      Many comments to make, but I can’t get past Beyonce.

      This “dress,” which hit the front page of NY tabloids, is without any doubt the MOST VULGAR garment I have ever seen, outside of XXX-rated shops.

      It deserves a page of its own, but there may not be enough words in the English language to describe how awful it is.

    • theafternoonknows

       I think Tyra Sanchez looks lovely.

    • Susan Crawford

      Eva Mendez and Bee Schaffer for the win this round. Both looked great – and I love that orange on Eva. She can really rock some intense colors. Anna Wintour? I’m afraid to say anything against the Queen Bee, but actually, I loved the lobster dress. Crustacean Couture – it’s the next big thing, and thanks Elsa Schiapparelli!

      As for the rest – meh. Nothin’ much going on.

    • Anathema_Device

      Emma Stone’s hair looks like one of those silly overly complicated prom ‘dos some girls favor.

      I think my fave of this batch is that blue print Erdem gown. That is a lot of dress and she looks amazing in it.

    • Aurumgirl

      I know there were dresses far worse than these in that room.  But a lobster dress:  I just don’t understand.

      • out for a walk

        I think Anna’s just being topical – the Met has this joint Prada/Schiaparelli exhibit going on and this seems to be Prada’s take on Schiaparelli’s probably most famous surrealism dress, the lobster dress. Personally I like what I can see of the dress but am not feeling the fur.

    • cam_lo

      i am so beyond sick of the expression on kristen stewart’s face on every red carpet. if you’re going to look that miserable, stay the fuck home. or else, get used to it. this is your life, darling. 

    • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

      Is it just a lighting illusion, or is Lana Del Ray’s dress semi-shear and we can see her unmentionables making an appearance?

    • snich11

      I am OVER the peplums–please make them go away! Also shear lace skirts, orange/coral/tangerine and ostrich feathers!!
      Thank you I feel better now.

    • http://twitter.com/LauraF775 Laura F.

      Wait, no pictures of Linda Fargo’s amazingness?  She should have had a cape-off with Andre Leon Talley.  

    • carolynmo

      Job very well done, gentlemen! Bravo and bravo.

    • laurenoodle

      Sofia Vergara irks me

    • BradWatson

      I’ve already taken a swing at KStew today, so I’ll be kind.  She isn’t fashionista enough (yet) to be that cracky on purpose.  She hasn’t earned the noble-effort, Swintoneque benefit-of-the-doubt.

    • guest2visits

      I liked Emma’s and Eva’s. And Sophia was just beautiful, even if that is a fussy gown.
      Oddities: Melania Trump, Kristen Stewart, Beyonce, Amber, Coco Rocha.
      Wanted to like: Kate Bosworth’s, but her hair was being tortured.  Not sure if Anna Wintour’s fur is looking old and out of date,
      or if the shape is always a classic…?  Same with her hair.

    • granddelusion

      Do I see Lana’s thong through that dress?

    • http://twitter.com/JayPride42 Jay Upinit

      I wish y’all would give Azealia Banks some shine! She was in custom Alexander Wang and looked great.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

      Loved the dresses of Bee Shaffer, Emma Stone, Lala Anthony, Paula Patton, and Sofia Vergara.

      TLo’s “Frankendress” comment for Amber Valetta was spot-on.

      Beyonce looks like someone poured water on her and she’s melting into the floor…

      Thanks to Coco Rocha, Rainbow Brite lives…

      Somebody help Eva Mendes!  White balls and black squares are attacking her chest!  ARGH!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

      Loved the dresses of Bee Shaffer, Emma Stone, Lala Anthony, Paula Patton, and Sofia Vergara.

      TLo’s “Frankendress” comment for Amber Valetta was spot-on.

      Beyonce looks like someone poured water on her and she’s melting into the floor…

      Thanks to Coco Rocha, Rainbow Brite lives…

      Somebody help Eva Mendes!  White balls and black squares are attacking her chest!  ARGH!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      miss anna SHUTTING IT THE FUCK DOWN.  she may be the princess of fucking fantastica…

    • It Hurt’s To Be In Love

      With all Linda is going through, ill give her a pass. It’ can be hard trying to make a dead beat pay up! 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6RS6NLL44AED3E4QWIYTDQGU6I Psy_Chick

      The main characters in “2 Broke Girls” went to the Met Gala in last night’s episode. I’m kind of scratching my head as to how they both looked so much better in that silly sitcom than most of these celebrities do at the actual event. How do most of these people look in the mirror and think, “This looks good, and I can totally go out in public looking like this”?

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      Erica Andrews would kill Beyonce for that Givenchy, yup.  If you’ve seen Erica’s evening wear in Trantasia, you know she loves her some beaded chiffon and nothing else.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      i love coco rocha’s hair & her shoes. i like her too, she’s one of the celebrities for which i have a spot that is strangely soft. & my cat, of course, is named after liz taylor. but most of all i find it incredibly remarkable that long springy coco could have teensy tinsy zaftig ET’s clothing altered so amazingly well–i mean that is tailoring. bravissimo.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      I think Linda Evangelista looks STUNNING!  Beyonce too.

    • howdoilook

      Linda Evangelista looks like a bridesmaid at some shitty wedding. 

    • Sophie Collier

      Lana would have killed it in a less goth-chick looking cape.  Not quite old Hollywood enough, but I like where she was going with it.

    • http://missbethg.wordpress.com Beth Ann

      My husband says Beyonce’s dress looks like something an eighty-year old Mae West would have worn. I guess drag is right!

    • Srw27

      Diane Kruger’s boob is sliding down her chest!

    • SaraKal

      OK maybe it’s just me but I feel like I could see everything that God gave Lana Del Ray.  Didn’t know you could get camel toe in a dress.

    • http://vvatima.livejournal.com/ murt

      Anna Wintour was best dressed of the night imo.

      • TieDye64

        What you said.

    • http://www.phirephoenix.com/ Phire

      I literally run a fashion inspiration blog called Dracula’s Disco Daughter, so Ima gonna go ahead and take that LDR comment as a personal shout out, m’kay.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ENBX3563Q4ZNCVRGSJVFIB7OAA Thom

      Not such a fan of Sofia Vergara’s Marchesa pick: the bust makes her chest seem oddly wide but flat, and the ‘baby-doll’ tier negates the curves of her waist, such that she looks kinda triangular.

      I oddly liked Amber Valletta’s dress for the silhouette (though the bust is a tad saggy): it’s just enough interest to a classic Old Hollywood style.

      I hate the Balenciaga dress on Kristen Stewart (on anyone, for that matter), dislike the fit of the dress on Rita Wilson, and oddly like the dress on Linda Evangelista, for making me nostalgic for the 90’s in the best way possible. I also liked the Christopher Kane dress on Shailene. Lana Del Rey: if the cloak was some shade of grey, I’d say she WERQed it.

    • Melissa Brogan

      I can see all of Beyonce’s spanx and Lana Del Rey’s thong, and that is just way too much damn underwear for the red carpet.

    • kikisayshi

      I think Dakota Fanning is colorblind. That is a really good dress but she is washed out as always. 

    • lilibetp

      Loved Bee Shaffer’s entire look!

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      Linda Evangelista looks like a bridesmaid. wtf?

    • BazoDee

      WOW -that’s a whole lot of meh going on. Diane I’m so disappointed!! 

    • tsid2012

      Well, Prada was in the house last night, weren’t they?

    • KittenKisses

      Beyonce in that dress looks like Tyra Sanchez dressed as Beyonce. Which is not good.

    • Arakne86

      What? No Anja Rubik and her protruding hip bone and ladybits?

      • http://twitter.com/crush_onyou crush on you

        This. Poor girl looked like she hasn’t seen food in a week. Somebody get her a full plate. Now.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/W7A5N4G7FDTV5U2KOHBVSB55XI Basket

      Beyonce gets a big thumbs up from me regardless of what she wears, ……because, she has been taking a beating in the black gossip community.  The rumor about her using a surrogate will not go away.  Some people just can’t believe she can look so fab only four months post-partum. 

      • Laylalola

        (Nevermind)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084733830 Kate Andrews

      I thought Bee Shaffer looked a lot like Michelle Dockery while watching the video of the red carpet. Love both of those dresses, and I like Lana Del Ray’s ensemble too! I mean, this is when people have license to go crazy fashion-wise, so a cape is just dandy. 

    • msdamselfly

      Would have appreciated pics of Sunrise Coigney and Mark Ruffalo.  Viewed one at another site and she looked sensational

    • crush on you

      I kind of like Amber Valetta’s dress, particularly the coloring; it’s bold. I just hate those peaks that point to her nipples.

      And no mention to model Anja Rubik? I saw the tweet and came to see all four posts just to comment… but no pic here. Well, here’s T Lo’s tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/tomandlorenzo/status/199931433496748033

      I just wanted to say: the poor girl looks like she hasn’t had anything to eat in a week; she can’t even stand straight. Looks like a freaking skeleton! Made worse by that ridiculously high side slit that showcases her bony hip. Not sexy, darling; just awkward. The last pic… agh. Just get her some food. Now.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Amber Valetta- That looks like she put a camisole over a full slip and said “Voila! Instant dress!”
      Beyonce’s dress is ugly. Her sister looked much prettier. Nyah nyah!
      Coco Rocha – Whoever she is, stepping into La Liz’s bright yellow Superfly suit requires chutzpah, so I’ll leave it at that.
      Dakotah Fanning- I agree about the hair and makeup, but that dress is stunning.
      Emma Stone looks adorable.
      LaLa Anthony- That dress makes the most of her curves. I love it on her.
      Lana DelRay – LOVE it! Disco Dracula fabulousness.
      Paula Patton- Ew, that looks totally bridesmaid-y to me.
      Shailene Woodley- Too bad it doesn’t fit her well, because it’s a really cool dress.
      Sofia Vergara- I don’t like the bust on that thing, but the rest of the dress is beautiful.

    • mom2ab

      Well the world finally knows why Anna Wintour has always looked so sour- all these years she has had a lobster up her bum!

    • Allison Woods

      I like the little yellow pantsuit, even with the goofy ballerina pumps.

    • butter nut

      wtf is w/ all the muppet hems?  

    • http://twitter.com/Lola99959 Veronika Kaufmann

      Anna Wintour always reminds me of Ka in a wig. 

    • JD Spaulding

      Coco Rocha.  PERFECT.

    • Teri Brinson

      Other than Kate Bosworth everyone looked hideous here. The rest of the dresses are just ugly.