Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 4

Posted on May 08, 2012

Amber Valetta in Prada

Total Frankendress.

 

Anna Wintour in Prada

We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.

 

Bee Shaffer in Erdem

Stunning, from tip to toe.

 

Beyonce in Givenchy

Okay, we’re kinda done with the sheer skirts, ladies. We’ve been polite all day, but we don’t know how much more we can take.

That said, this is totally America’s Next Drag Superstar – or at least, it should be.

 

Coco Rocha in Givenchy (previously owned by Elizabeth Taylor)

Gotta give her all the credit in the world. We’re pretty sure this looked quite different on Liz than it does on her. It’s almost cute, but we think the satin ballet pumps are a bridge too far.

 

Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton

There’s no reason why her hair should look stringy and her face so shiny. Come on, honey. You’re wearing at least a hundred thousand dollars worth of borrowed goods.

 

Diane Kruger in Prada

It pains us to say this about her, but that’s too much dress for her. That’s too much dress for anyone who isn’t a 6’2″ drag queen.

 

Emma Stone in Lanvin

We thought she looked really cute last night, but in the light of day, that’s some shitty-looking hair for such a cute little dress.

 

Eva Mendes in Prada

Pretty. Bad idea with the matchy shoes.

 

Kate Bosworth in Prada

She looks great except for the pinhead effect. Honey, your hair’s too tight.

 

Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga

We thought this was an interesting dress last night and we gave her a lot of credit for attempting it, but those shoes are laughable.

 

LaLa Anthony in Zac Posen

Good. Nothing spectacular but it gets the job done.

 

Lana Del Rey in Joseph Altuzarra

Tom thought this looked a little heavy and dreary in a Dracula’s Daughter kind of way but Lorenzo thought she was WERQing some old school Hollywood glamour.

Linda Evangelista in Prada

Hate the hair; hate the shoes. Everything else is fine, but Miss Linda, we expect much more than merely “fine” from you.

 

Malin Akerman in Diane von Furstenberg

Fine. Standard. Hair’s too casual.

 

Melania Trump in Marc Bouwer

Sci-fi on the top, night time soap opera on the bottom, bitches!

 

Michelle Dockery in Ralph Lauren

The dress is gorgeous, but the gloves were not a good idea.

 

Paula Patton in Vera Wang

We still hate the way she poses on the RC likes she seducing the photographers, but this is killa dress, gotta say.

 

Rita Wilson in Prada

A little tight in the bust and not the most interesting color in the world, but it’s passably good overall.

 

Shailene Woodley in Christopher Kane

Too tight and too busy. It’s an interesting print, though.

 

Sofia Vergara in Marchesa

We hated the way this looked in motion, but we have to admit, it photographs well. That color looks fantastic on her.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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