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Amber Heard in Zac Posen
It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.
Amy Poehler in Fotini
Oh, the bottom is so tragic, Amy. But the top two thirds look great and that’s a very important step in the right direction! Yay! Your bust fits you correctly!
Brooklyn Decker in Tory Burch
Pretty color, but kind of a bleh shape to this thing.
China Chow in Jean Paul Gaultier
She has to be sporting at least 6 inches of heel to be wearing this dress. Bless her.
Christina Ricci in Thakoon
Girl, that’s CLEARLY too much dress for you.
Debra Messing in Kaufmanfranco
The plunging neckline combined with the way everything gathers at her belly button makes the whole thing look less than flattering.
Emma Roberts in Escada
Pretty, but probably not her best color.
Ginnifer Goodwin in Monique Lhuillier
Gotta say, she looks pretty amazing. We’re not crazy about all the satiny pumps everyone seemed to have defaulted to last night, but these ice blue shoes were a great idea, color-wise.
Gisele Bundchen in Givenchy
Honey, your shoes are too small.
Greta Gerwig in Prabal Gurung
It’s a bit too dour in a Joan Crawford kinda way, but the color is gorgeous.
Ivanka Trump in Peter Pilotto
We go back and forth on this one. The top of the dress seems more complicated than it needs to be and her hair is kind of aging, but the overall look is dramatic.
Jaime King in Topshop
Awful. And it looks highly flammable.
Jessica Alba in Michael Kors
It’s cute how the Duchess is beaming proudly behind her. As well he should.
Lena Dunham in Wes Gordon
Girl, that is not only not your dress, those are not the shoes to be wearing with it.
Leslie Mann in Nina Ricci
Don’t love the color and the shoes pull focus.
Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior
It’s a gorgeous dress, but the sheer skirt’s not working for us. Needed a lining. Also, the hair and makeup are kind of disappointing.
Milla Jovovich in Prada
There was a lot of gorgeous Prada to be found on that RC last night, but this wasn’t one of them.
Damn. Someone’s been skipping the cocktails and tablescapes and spending more time working out.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino
We made a “Little House on the Prairie” joke last night on the twitter, but we have to admit, we think this is gorgeous. Get rid of those cuffs, though.
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