Lindsay Lohan is at High Alert

Posted on May 11, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s entire body has become a color-coded terror alert chart.

Lindsay Lohan attends 2012 A&E Networks Upfronts in NYC.

Her legs are apparently at high alert for a terrorist attack, but her face appears to be in no immediate danger at all. Well. Not from terrorists, anyway.

Remember when we said it looked like she was at least trying to get her act together? Haha. Well… this appears to be “together.”

Honey, go home and loofah all that wood stain off your lower body, rip out those ratty extensions, throw out those shitty-ass Payless heels, and start over. You can keep the dress. We don’t love it, but it doesn’t offend us, either. Also, visible bobby pins are so very ’90s. Also, try using a mirror and keeping your eyes open the next time you apply makeup. Or better yet, pay someone to do it. We’re sure there are some talented, star-struck gays who would still give you a deal on their rates.

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  • Her lips are making me so sad. For the love of god, Lilo, stop it with the injections!

  • Her lips are making me so sad. For the love of god, Lilo, stop it with the injections!

    • Glammie

      Hate, hate, hate the lips.  Why does this girl keep fucking with her face?  Geez, she’s 25 and there’s nothing fresh left to her.   Awful, awful, awful.  

      • Carlodog

         The lips AND the cheeks. Gah.

        • guest2visits

          Right; the whole face is puffed.  I thought when TLo said high alert, they meant she needed an epi-pen.
          Like the dress. If those are Payless shoes I still like them too.

          • Twinzilla

            She DID fix her teeth, though.  They look great… until she breaks a veneer opening a beer bottle.

  • Verascity
  • Creepy man, just… creepy. 

  • Creepy man, just… creepy. 

  • Violina23

    So, So sad…

  • Violina23

    So, So sad…

    • Singforyoursupper

      Sad indeed. She used to be pretty. 

      • Violina23

        She used to be a good actress too! The other day, I saw part of the “Parent Trap” remake she was in when she was, like, 12. She was great in “Mean Girls” too. It’s just so, so, sad…

  • Oh honey. But the bangles are nice.

  • Oh honey. But the bangles are nice.

  • Do hair extensions EVER look good? This is an honest question. Maybe it’s just that if you can TELL they’re extensions they look bad? Maybe there are people walking amongst us with quality extensions who are able to hide in plain sight?

    • Alisa Rivera

      A friend of mine had extensions that looked good. The trick is to not overdo the length. Also, don’t keep them in too long. They cost so much that people tend to hang onto them far past their due date.

  • I, just, can’t.  

  • Gener1c

    Did she recently break her nose? This is so tragic… 

  • aGuyNextDoor

    Liz Taylor would be so proud…

  • Scarlet39

    I just want to grab her by the shoulders, shake her and scream “STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH YOUR FACE”.  

    • janetjb

      Then I’ll scrub her face clean and take out those silly extensions. 

    •  No kidding. She is going to look like Lady Cassandra from DW if she continues at this rate.

    • Haggard.  That’s the only word I use to describe her these days.  She just looks so worn out and haggard.

  • StelledelMare

    Oooh, honey no. That face.

  • howdoilook

    God, she is SO high. 

  • alyce1213

    She’s delusional.

  • RebeccaKW

    I don’t even know what the bobby pin is for.  If you just want something in your hair w/o function other than decoration, why use a plain ol’ goody bobby pin?  Now it just seems like you are trying to keep your wig straight.

    I hope it’s just the effect of the work she’s had done coupled with the eye makeup, but she looks incredibly stoned.

    • MilaXX

       that bobby pin is probably holding in that raggedy weave

  • This is just. No. She looks awful and there’s just no way around this fact.

  • Just ugh.  Is the pin holding the extensions in?  I’m serious, because I see no reason for one random pin on one side.  I mean, it’s not like even a fashion bobby pin.  I just get a very “needs a good scrub” feel all the way around.  And I assume this was taken on the way IN to the event, and not after a long night?  I do not get the sense of “alert” in those drowsy eyes either.  :o(

  • Oh boy. I want her so badly to get herself together. I think she needs to ditch her parents and her handlers and go away to a secluded beach (under an umbrella) for a bit. I want her face to be how it was: natural. I keep hoping whenever I see her next that she will be better. IDK. This kind of shit reminds me of all of those talented individuals who have been used and abused so much they start to do it to themselves. She was so wonderful in her older movies when she was a kid. Then I remember she’s STILL a kid. She looks older than me and I’ll be 41 in 2 weeks! Damn.

    • I just read an interview with Jackie Earle Healey and he mentioned being advised to disappear for 10 years to make that transition from child star to character actor (which he actually ended up doing, just not intentionally) – Why is no one suggesting this to Lindsay? 

      • MilaXX

         cause she’s a money train to too many people

        • ccm800

           THAT is exactly right and like AnnaNicole before her she is worth more Effed up all the time. SO sad. And the same jerks that cash in on her mess of life will cash in on her tragedy of an early grave. THIS is why I think ALL media outlets should put a moratorium on running anything about her. 

        • I suppose that must be it – But even that seems odd to me, because how is she making money right now? There hasn’t been a film with a big payday in a while, so is it just personal appearances or something?

          • snich11

            There was that million dollar Playboy spread not long ago…

          • I wonder this myself. Certainly she’s made some in the past but it’s really easy to party/blow through that unless you’re super careful (which I sense she is not). And of course, just because people spend money doesn’t mean they actually HAVE money.

          • Sobaika

            I think she is paid to show up to things – club openings, parties, that sort of thing. Like it or not, she generates a whole lotta buzz.

          • You’re probably right – I’ve heard that Paris Hilton, Kim K., etc., have similar gigs. Wow, I wonder what it’s like to get 10K to show up at a party?

          • You’re probably right – I’ve heard that Paris Hilton, Kim K., etc., have similar gigs. Wow, I wonder what it’s like to get 10K to show up at a party?

          • formerlyAnon

             I’m figuring it’s empty, empty, empty. But pretty hard to turn down.

          • Anathema_Device

             If you’re looking for a fun summer read, check out Carl Hiaasen’s “Star Island.” It is based on a Britney/Lindsay-esque star who is falling apart and her stand-in. These paid appearances at clubs and parties factors in. Not Hiaasen’s best romp, but pointed, funny, and wacky nonetheless.

          • I remember hearing about that book, on Fresh Air I think. Forgot all about it, but I want to go find it now. :)Thanks.

          • Anathema_Device

             The first few chapters felt like they were written by The Hiaason-3000 Autogenerator, but it all falls into place after that.

          • deathandthestrawberry

            If you believe some gossip sites, she has worked as a high-paid escort. As does Amanda Bynes, allegedly, another troubled former child star.

            She also makes some money in residuals. Mean Girls and Parent Trap remain popular and still show regularly on TV.

          • rawrgrowlrawr

             Wait…what? I am not one to really care about celebrities outside of what they are wearing, but that is just so odd.

          • MilaXX

            Personal appearances and wearing designer clothes. Train wreck she may be, she still turns heads and Lilo wearing a designer frock to court will be on the cover of every media outlet.

          • Girl_With_a_Pearl

            She’s going to guest star as a judge at nationals on Glee on Tuesday.  

      • Anathema_Device

        She has been I’m the public eye most of her life and seems to have defined herself through the eyes of the public. She probably has no idea how to be alone or private. It is so sad.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        There’s an organisation called A Minor Consideration which has been trying to help her for years. They can’t get through her team of enablers to get close enough to do anything positive for her.

        • Ali

           Wish they could – she really had such potential. Sad to see her like this.

    • Beardslee

      You and me both.  She looked just like a dear friend’s daughter when she made The Parent Trap so when I see this wreck of a girl it makes me feel wretched.  I want to give her parents a talking to, for a start.

      • I want to give her parents a shot in the ass with a cattle prod and…well, that’ll do for right now.

      • Jennifer Coleman

        Her parents are out of the game, mismanaging their own tawdry lives at this point. She’s in the hands of people who are hellbent on using up what she has left.

    • MilaXX

       She is past ever going back to how she used to look. I think the most we can hope for now is stable.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Seriously. She’s one of the young celebs that I would like to take home and be a proper mother to. Come here, child, wash that crap off your face, let me cut that rat’s nest off your head and make you a big pot of stew and put you to bed.

    •  My thoughts exactly. :/

  • Maybe Lindsay had just watched “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” before she did her hair and make-up. A late era Bette Davis homage is quite frankly the only reasonable explanation for anyone to be looking like this.

  • Sobaika

    This may not be entirely her fault… products that use zinc looks fine in person but give a white cast with flash photography.

    Still, any makeup artist worth their salt would know better.

  • Compare this to the FIERCE women of a certain age in the last editorial and who looks “younger?” 

    Lindsey, there are whose who have lived and those who have lived.  Don’t resign yourself to being the former.  

    • carolynmo

      I agree. Nicely said. Those gals looked incredible–Miss Lohan, not so much.

  • plinkiedoodle

    For a young and (once) beautiful girl, she looks old and haggard here. 

  • queeniethebold

    Heartbreaking. She has, truly, ruined her face and continues on the path to ruination. It actually reminds me a little bit of Michael Jackson … you keep messing with your face because your insides are so sad and in turmoil. It’s painful to watch. She’s even got those weird rubbery Joker cheekbones now.

    i really don’t get why you would stick bobby pins in your hair when you’re wearing a dressy (or at least the attempt at dressy) dress. Is there really nothing else to do with the hair?

    She just looks awful, in every way, and this getup only accentuates that fact.

  • MilaXX

    you forgot to add “lay off the injectables in your lips for a bit”


    I almost feel like it’s out of bounds to comment on LiLo at this point. It’s like commenting on the fashion choices of someone seriously mentally ill. Actually I think it IS commenting on the fashion choices of someone is seriously mentally ill. I guess that can apply to a lot of Hollywood, but I just feel like this is a scary moment where Lindsey really might not make it and I just want everyone to leave her alone!

  • newleaf1

    She is only 25 years old.  Who is telling this chick she should be messing with her face like this?  She was such a pretty girl before – and is such a mess now.  So sad.

  • formerlyAnon

    Her face makes me so sad. She used to be so cute.

    I just hope that she has somebody, just one real friend who loves her. (And who is strong enough that she can’t drive them away.)

  • hmariec19

    She’s not even trying to not look high at this point.

    • rowsella

       Yah, she’s like the After on Faces of Meth.

  • M

    Sweet Baby Jesus.  Why is she still relevant?  She needs a real life “Georgia Rule” where Jane Fonda beats her ass into shape.

  • Shannan Cunniffe

    She has become a caricature of herself. Sad.

    • snarkalicious

      Oddly, she also seems to have become a caricature of Lana Del Rey.

  • She really could do a re-make of “Death Becomes Her” Her veins looks like they’ll filled with formaldehyde. 

  • I just want to hose her down and scrub her pink, make her sober up, and not do anything but basic skin care for a year to see if she can recover her youth again.  Why does she look so old, when she is so young? As a mom, I’d also like to add some veggies into her diet.

  • ccm800

    and LIPS L.eave I.njections to P.eople in the S.ixties – Dangit! Stop it! Whatever doctor dishing this out, ought to be fined or something.

  • charlotte

    I want to cry now.

  • She’s the poster child for why you shouldn’t do drugs. Get her off the red carpet and into rehab. 

  • mjude

    oh dear god.  does the girl not have anyone in her life that is honest with her?  so damn sad.

  • Alyson Epstein

    I just can’t stop looking at that face.  It’s like a train wreck.  oh gurrl

  • snich11

    She’s in her 20’s, right? And she’s going down the ‘plastic surgery disaster’ road already? Why?! Why does she think she needs to do that to herself?

    Plus she looks like she can barely keep her eyes open. Tragic and scary.

  • Is amateur drag queen makeup the new thing?  First Lark Voorhies, now LiLo.  It’s not a trend to be followed.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    she officially looks older than her mother now, so sad.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

       Perhaps that was Dina’s plan all along. Now she only has to worry about Ali stealing her light.

  • BrooklynBomber

    I don’t know. . . I like the shoes.

    But this is someone who should leave it all behind and go live in an ashram or move to a farm and raise goats or something. 

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      I like the shoes too, BB – I think they’re kinda fierce, altho I could never wear them.  I wish this girl would wake up and get her life in order.  It just makes me sad to look at her.

  • aesteve212

    I blame those eye brows on her desire to be associated with La Liz (for her upcoming tv part). Besides everything else clearly wrong with this look, it struck me that her brows haven’t been that dark or heavy before.

  • Judy_J

    Looks like she’s already got a crepey neck, too.  She’s not even out of her 20’s yet, right?  This is sad and disturbing.

  • Alyson Lamble

    Whoever allowed her out of the house looking like this (likely culprit: Dina Lohan) needs to be tarred and feathered.  

  • Shannon Beamer

    I refuse to comment on the rest of it, but I covet those Payless heels.  I know it’s wrong, but I just cannot help myself.

    • I think they may actually be from Aldo, which has decent shoes. If they’re not, they have some similar styles there now (I just got a cute pair of red sandals to wear to work, for $70).

  • Anathema_Device

    Too tragic. Just all of it. Looking at this pic, I can’t separate the bad fashion decisions from the more serious bad life decisions.

  • Eclectic Mayhem

    The shadows on her face make it look as though she’s fallen face first into a bucket of coal.  Maybe she did?

    Come on Lindsay – get it together! Give Paul Peterson at A Minor Consideration a call, he can help you.

  • TheOriginalLulu

    She makes me sad. Girl is looking rough. 🙁

  • deathandthestrawberry

    I’m really surprised she couldn’t pull it together for this. This is a big deal for her, no? Doing a press event for a legitimate acting project. Wait. Scratch that, I guess I’m not that surprised. But still, she or her handlers should have made sure she looked her best. I think that bobby pin is holding her weave in! And she looks like she is going bald. Now, I know why she was wearing that horrible wig on SNL. Hell, even Tara Reid pulled it together for the press tours the American pie sequel, and that’s saying something. I’m not even a fan of Lilo, but I feel sad for her now.

  • deathandthestrawberry

    I’m really surprised she couldn’t pull it together for this. This is a big deal for her, no? Doing a press event for a legitimate acting project. Wait. Scratch that, I guess I’m not that surprised. But still, she or her handlers should have made sure she looked her best. I think that bobby pin is holding her weave in! And she looks like she is going bald. Now, I know why she was wearing that horrible wig on SNL. Hell, even Tara Reid pulled it together for the press tours the American pie sequel, and that’s saying something. I’m not even a fan of Lilo, but I feel sad for her now.

    • mixedupfiles

       Having some familiarity with addicts, I can say it’s not at all surprising. Big deals mean big expectations, big nerves — which means needing something to calm down, which means arriving plastered.

      • snich11

        Seriously…I’m guessing Xanax, maybe opiates judging from those dead eyes. Some kind of downer(s) for sure.

  • mom2ab

    This is not going to end well.

  • mom2ab

    This is not going to end well.

  • What the hell is up with her eyebrows? They’re making her face look so square… Has it always been that square?

  • What the hell is up with her eyebrows? They’re making her face look so square… Has it always been that square?

  • LuluBI

    This “trend” in which young (and old) women disfigure themselves with collagen, silicone, botulism and cutting simply must end.  Doesn’t it violate the Hippocratic oath??

    • snich11

      “Disfigured” is exactly the right word to describe what she had done to her face–at 25 years old.

  • uprightcitizen

    Couldn’t figure out who she looked like, then it hit me. Dyan Cannon … and about the same age.

  • snarkykitten

    damn. this makes me sad.

  • Looks like she’s trying out for the Cicciolina story.

  • bloggertobenamedlater

    I am grateful to see the end of the platinum blond on her at least, but man, she needs a makeup and hair intervention stat. 

  • Beth G

    OH dear.  What’s happened to her face?

  • Pants_are_a_must

    She’s no somewhere between Donatella and Madonna’s most recent incarnation.

  • histrogeek

    I’m trying to figure out what she has done to her face. She looks like she’s been to Joan Rivers’ plastic surgeon, but I can’t imagine that’s true. Why, in Zeus’s name, why?

  • I’ve read elsewhere the suggestion that we do place a moratorium on posting pics of her (and others who are clearly similarly challenged, either with mental health problems and/or addictions) – that by posting and commenting we become complicit in the media circus around her.  I go back and forth on this and wonder what others think. (This is not meant to be a critique of TLo – I love this site and appreciate all the work they do – I am just presenting the point for discussion.)

    • Lochery

       That’s a really interesting view of it. I feel sometimes that looking at these pictures and talking endlessly about someone who is circling rock bottom is… feeding the machine, in some way. And I do it all the time, so I don’t mean to sound like I’m on a high horse or anything. But it just kind of reminds me of Amy Winehouse, when it reached a point where I didn’t want to see her any more because it made me feel voyeuristic in the worst possible way.

      • Yes, it was when Amy passed away that I started thinking about this. Like you I’m not saying I’m above it either – like here I am, looking and commenting – it’s just something I’ve been wondering about and was curious how others feel.

    • if you don’t want to be part of the media circus, this is probably not the best site to hang out at.  but leaving that be, and not meaning to sound ungracious or unwelcoming, i have a lot of experience with junkies in my past, and no one ever quit because they weren’t getting enough attention, from the media or anyone else.  they only quit when they have reached a point inside themselves where they truly want to be clean, forever, and have the courage and strength to make that commitment.  and it is essential that they understand that they need help and ask for it.  quitting is not something done alone, in a vacuum.  and even if all these criteria are met, so few are successful.  heroin addiction is nothing short of tragic.

      so in lilo’s case, i don’t mean to imply she does junk.  i have no idea what she does.  i’m sure it is very tough for celebs to quit an addiction, since it requires that they give up everything they have, socially, in order to remove themselves from the addictive environment where they developed their obsession.  it’s particularly difficult if one has that sort of personality that is very emotionally needy and has all those needs met by those  who supported and fed her addiction.

      wow, i really got on my high horse here.  someone throw a pie in my face!  

      • formerlyAnon


      • This is helpful – thanks. I don’t have a lot of experience with addiction (plenty of other issues in my family/circle of friends but that is not one of them) so I don’t have a good sense of how addiction works or how addicts are, or are not, able to become clean.

  • h2olovngrl

    She looks like she doesn’t even know what pretty is, anymore.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      I agree – and how sad a comment that is!

  • TAGinMO

    Two words: Tanning Mom.

    • let us not even speak of the possibility of lilo motherhood here…

  • jw_ny

     It’s odd because the dress is pretty enough, not revealing and I’m sure it’s quite expensive, and the shoes and extensions probably cost a small fortune too.  How it all came together to look like she’s a strung out, cheap hooker…i just don’t understand.  Apparently she’s not concerned about her image..or is delusional as to how she appears. 

  • KathKo

    OK. How old is she again, exactly ?

  • ChristySchiff

    WTF with her face?!? 

  • Oh. My. 

    Okay, I guess it’s time to start a betting pool: Will she manage to complete a shoot before they kick her off the cast? And how bad will she be if she does stay off the cutting room floor? 

    She’d been looking so good lately, but now…heck…seems like she might be using. Again.

  • She looks rough and it makes me sad.

  • Bozhi

    She looks like she went out all night with Johnny Depp.  They both look like they need a shower and really need to do something with their hair.  Washing it would be at least a start.

  • Bozhi

    She looks like she went out all night with Johnny Depp.  They both look like they need a shower and really need to do something with their hair.  Washing it would be at least a start.

  • bellafigura1

    Oh. My. God.  I swear, there were a couple weeks there where I thought I saw a glimmer of humanity, but this is just … Does no one stand her in front of a mirror?  WTF face? WTF eyebrows?  Tragic.

  • Melissa Brogan

    I just can’t. Drugs or surgery or both, but she has done something serious to her face and I just can’t with this one anymore.

  • SpcilK

    I just want to cry for her. Her face was so pretty and now she in slowly morphing into Mrs. Wildenstein.

  • She looks like she is in the beginning stages of becoming the next “Cat Woman”!!! 

  • kim i

    on top of everything else, she’s got a bad case of madamism going on.

  • Holyshit. She is becoming virtually unrecognizable. So sad.

  • She looked better when she was dressing for court appearances!  Doesn’t she have a gay friend who can help. Seriously?!

  • marilyn

    She has the face of a 40 year old.

    • the face of a legend!  and we all know what she’s known for…

  • Dan_In_NYC

    Where is Cady Heron from Mean Girls?  I liked her.

  • erinbinek


  • Frightening

  • Frightening

  • Little_Olive

    I’m stealing that link

  • Little_Olive

    I’m stealing that link

  • nancymae

    I actually really like the shoes….

    • me too!  someone with nothing to do find out where they’re from for me, mkay?

  • She is begining to look like that cat face socialite in NYC!!! Lindsay, you used to be beautiful, now you just look sad and lost.
    RIP Lindsay Lohan, Just wanted to get that out there, cuz honey it’s a coming!

  • Sashay away, for god’s sake sashay away!

  • “COVERGIRL, why your face look like chalk?”

  • This was painful to look at.  

  • Her poor face.  She’s so young, what is she DOING?

  • EEKstl

    What is she doing to her FACE??????? Is she even 25 yet?  She looks 40.

    • CarolinLA

      In this, she looks like one of those bad makeup jobs in movies like The Searchers where they tried to make Natalie Wood look like an Indian.  

  • is anyone else getting a bit of a unibrow effect?  honey, you are no frieda kahlo.

    maybe they cast her in the liz biopic cause the actual title is “LIZ:  The Addiction Years”.

  • I weep for the adorable little girl she used to be.

  • Mirakel9

    Maybe she watched this Drunk Makeup Tutorial:

  • looks like her face hurts – stillo

  • Susan Crawford

    Fillers and Botox and tanning – oh MY! When I look back into the not-so-distant past at the girl who starred in “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday”, with her long, vibrant red hair, her freckles and healthy shape, it just  breaks my heart to see what has become of her.

    LiLo, please, for the love of sweet Jesus on a breadstick, stop doing these terrible things to yourself. You are headed down Amanda Lepore Lane with a pit stop at Mickey Rourke Circle! And when you arrive, Jocelyn Wildenstein will be waiting at the Juvederm Hotel.

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    she is gonna have to throw away her whole life to get better.

  • Laura Valentine

    …is it me, or did she steal Chad Michaels’s face?  Only like, an older Chad Michaels, not current Chad Michaels.

    • snich11

      YES! The same (tragic) cheeks!

  • AWS

    Yeah… what TLo said…

  • Jecca2244

    her face is so sad : ( she is the poster child for not getting work done…at least at this age. 

    • CarolinLA

      What person at 26 needs to have work done???!!!  I’m convinced that she goes out like this on purpose just so she can get attention, even if it is for people to see how bad she looks.

  • bluefish

    The lips, cheek implants, bad hair — beat look.  It’s like Boogie Nights towards the last 45 minutes.  She should have considered taking her Ma and Pa off her gravy train a long long time ago. So so sad — as recently as the movie “Bobby” she still looked lovely and was landing good roles.

  • fiestyfashionfem

    I’m more than ever convinced that she doesn’t have any REAL girlfriends.  Because NO REAL girlfriend would EVER let her BFF go out like that – not once, not twice, EVAH!  Girl needs to dump whatever hangers-on she has and find some serious sister love.  I’m being totally serious here.  Lindsay, sweetie, call me.  

  • Stubenville

    What you all said. And those caterpillar eyebrows are creeping me out, as well.

  • Pennymac

    Good Lord, I just can’t. I just don’t have anything nice to say about this poor girl, so I’ll let my silence speak volumes”………………………………………………………………………………………………………”

  • joe_tey83

    Is that a… wax figure?

  • TerryMH

    The whole look is disturbing. Maybe we shouldn’t do a critique on her. Its like picking on an seriously impaired person.  But I do like the disco shoes btw.

  • butterflysunita

    Oh, I’m disappointed.  When I saw that cute picture of her walking around NYC in casual clothes, sunglasses and red hair I thought she was cleaning up her act.  

  • susu11

    I can’t believe she’s about the same age I am. Good Lord, her face is looking ROUGH. Both her hair and her skin seem to be confused about what color/tone they’re suppose to be. I hope they pull her together for the Liz biopic she’s suppose to be doing (Blasphemous as it is)

  • mixedupfiles

    Oh man, she is so doped up. Hopefully just drinking (yeah, I know) now that she’s off monitoring, but that face is not a healthy, engaged-with-the-world face.

  • RocknLox

    I wonder what this girl has done to anyone personally for people to have such negative reactions toward her?

    • mayavaly

       It is more-or-less the job of those in the entertainment industry to generate reactions. They don’t do anything personally to people, except put themselves in the public eye and hope that someone pays attention. Granted, that attention would appear to be better if it were positive (though the ‘sex-tape’ school of fame apparently takes a different view). Let’s take for example, oh, I don’t know, Emma Stone. A lot of people are drawn to her freckly prettiness and vibrant personality such that they will pay their hard-earned money to go see her in a movie. Shallow folks, like myself, might take an interest in what Emma’s wearing  (and we can sit here all day and talk about why). Other ‘celebrities’ seem to generate negative reactions, Lohan being one as you rightly point out. Why? Well, it might be because people like Lohan, who appear to be living a very privileged life, squander their good fortune by becoming alcoholics and drug addicts. But I’m not going to sit here and judge people for their demons. What I am going to ‘judge’ them for is their cack-handed use of make-up, especially when it’s as hilarious as this. But that’s all I see that’s going on here.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      if people were, in general, nicer & more decent i’d say it’s cos there’s so little money in the world right now &, im-tiredbutrarelyhumble-o, equally little hope & she just seems to be throwing away the exponentially larger amount of both she has been given. cos i’ve seen this so many times even i find it draining. yes, there are always mitigating circumstances behind this behavior & yes lots of times those circumstances are incredibly & often even quite memorably sad. otoh, once you get to be an adult you need to take at least some responsibility for yr own behavior. i’m having a strangely bad week myself, i dont know why, so i understand the need for the qualifier some. cos sometimes, no matter how desperately a person needs to get things done & no matter how many or even which level of gift that person has, things just dont come together. so me, personally? i make allowances for that. at least w/ other people i do. i’m pretty hard on me.

      so it could be a buncha that. maybe thats what thinking people feel. i dont get so mad at her, but, then again, i tend not to get mad at anyone. but i do think this is part of why she drives people nuts. an abundance of gifts combined w/ a lack of responsibility in their use makes people during a bad time pretty annoyed. makes sense. otoh & even more likely? people are jealous of anybody who has anything. &, to quote johnny rotten, if yr a crab who finds some way out of the bucket it’s much more likely the other crabs are gonna grab you & pull you back down so you all get boiled rather than follow you over the top. in my entirely too long life i have learned–& i did not believe this at first, not hardly–that people jealousy motivates them like nobody’s business. & a person who makes people jealous on her way down? most of the world is gonna climb on her back & push.

      i wish i didnt have to say that.

      anyway. yr answer is in there somewhere, i think.

    • Lisa

      She did nothing to any of us personally, not that I know of.  But for me – and I think I can speak for many of our Bitter Kittens here – doesn’t it just piss you off to see someone who is so young just throw her life away – especially when she has so much going for her?  25 – she’s 25.  And look at her.  Now, I’m 48 – old enough to be her mom.  So think for a minute if that were your kid – just put yourself in that place for a second.  She’s 25, but she looks 50, and worst of all, she had a hell of a career for a while there.  Think about how someone who was so pretty and talented has spent the last few years – getting fired from jobs, in and out of court, in and out of jail, in and out of rehab.  When there are so many in the world who have so little, and would make good on just a fraction of this girl’s good fortune that she’s just been pissing away, yeah, it makes people mad.  She’s got her her whole life ahead of her, yet she’s content to just circle the drain.  

    • rowsella

       Walked on the red carpet looking like this.  If I ever saw a situation calling for a trenchcoat,  big pair of sunglasses and a scarf, this is it.

  • Funkykatt

    Her face looks to me like she’s just bought a new house that hasn’t been inhabited for months and the pipes rusted and she forgot to let the water run before she took a shower. 

  • She looks like her own wax replica at Madam Tussauds

  • JustJenn142

    She is 25????????  Good lords…….She was so pretty.  I have no idea why she did this to herself….and why she continues.

  • aimee_parrott

    Ohmigod.  She is such a cautionary tale.

  • sweet_potato

    Will this poor girl ever get her shit together?  She looks like she’s been hanging out with Tanning Mom.

  • Lina_bee

    Oh, child. This is not how you do an Upfronts photocall. Hire new people.

  • Call me Bee

    “Quit the botox” should be first on that list.  Yikes. 

  • Laylalola

    Oh yeah, that whole look evokes Liz Taylor at 25.

  • Would someone please explain just how she is going to portray Elizabeth Taylor?  HOW do you look at this train wreck and see Liz!

    • Lisa

      I know, right?

  • She looks actually, clinically dead.

  • Lisa


  • I have to say, LiLo circa Mean Girl days I liked…now she looks like she got rode hard and put away wet.  I really want her to get past all this, but I don’t think it’s going to happen.  It’s tragic and she looks tragic here (and pretty much all the time anymore).  I wonder if these “stylists” are intentionally making her look bad…

  • Twinzilla

    Dirty hair and a single hair pin.  yeesh.  Brigitte Bardot looks younger than she does. 

  • LambeeBaby

    She looks like she let a bargain basement, blind in one eye, recently out on work release, gay, dress her after he freebased an eightball.

  • marywv

    Did she get cheek implants? What is wrong with her face – it looks wonky and lopsided. I just can’t with her anymore… she’s dead to me. 

  • blondie65

    Oh. Dear. Nothing good is going to come of this….

  • aristida_girl

    poor girl looks crazy, she needs to go on a retreat…

  • kolokOlchik

    she is so high!

  • Wow, she looks HORRRIBLE….

  • Gross. Just gross. And sad. 

  • Linderella

    The photos make me sad, and your publishing them makes me sadder.  I’m not gonna slag on the poor girl, she’s already too much a mess.  I expect an Amy Winehouse-ish headline at any moment.

  • quiltrx

    Her forehead is definitely on higher alert than the rest of her face.  She looks pretty terrifying here.

  • plinkiedoodle

    To think she was such a budding young actress just a few years ago.  Lindsay, for the love of yourself, stop this madness.  

  • rowsella

    She looks like she has suffered a traumatic brain injury and is in the process of enough plastic surgery to morph into a waxworks version of Susan Dey– only done by first year residents…..  Still coming down off the anesthesia…

  • CatherineRhodes

    WTF happened to her face? 

    • Thought the same thing. She does not look like herself. Maybe it is just time to go somewhere and start a real life…..

  • DesertDweller79

    This is just sad.

  • Jesus, be a time machine and take her back to the first night she decided to imbibe and stop her. I’m sure if she knew then that it would come to THIS, she would never have given in to the drug.

  • kaycem

    OK but why was she at the upfronts? i can’t bear the thought of someone paying her to be ridiculous, thereby spurring her onto new lows and terrible life choices.

  • lilazander

    She looks like a blow-up doll; she’s as gross as itgets. I like the dress, but her wasted look is too destracting from the outfit.

  • Elizabetta1022

    Her parents pimped her out when she was a little girl. Little girl in Hollywood, lots of people ready to take advantage. No one to say “no” or support her, really. Genetic predisposition to addiction. Did she ever really have a chance? Saying that, she still has a choice. A good friend of mine was abandoned as a child by his alcoholic parents, got addicted to heroin, was in and out of prison for 8 years, and he managed to get clean in rehab. He ended up doing amazing things with his life — and he was a wonderful, wise, loving friend. So there is always hope…I just hope it’s not too late for Lindsay.

  • sekushinonyanko

    The way her nose is contoured looks very much like a unibrow.

  • I haven’t seen a recent picture of lindsay so looking at these pictures makes me sad. I just want to hug her.

  • This THING is one of the most disturbing I’ve ever seen. She can’t go back, so I wish she’d just go away.