We don’t quite get the latest iteration of Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp attends UK premiere of “Dark Shadows” in London.
Elderly gay rancher in New Mexico? Because that’s really all we can see when we look at him.
We hate to be boringly traditional about this, but we sure would love to see him in a well-tailored suit and tie. This quirky shit was cute 20 years ago but it’s looking increasingly ridiculous and pretentious the closer he gets to the “mature man” label.
We always think he must sound like a wind chime when he walks, what with all the beads and straps and bits of metal hanging off him.
Johnny, please stop being an elderly gay wind chime. Just for a little while.
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