Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad

Posted on May 29, 2012

J Lo is so sextastic in this getup and so astounded with her cat-like sensuality and body that drives men wild that she LITERALLY CANNOT CLOSE HER MOUTH. She is SHOCKED BY HER OWN SEXINESS.

Jennifer Lopez celebrates the launch of her new single ‘Goin’ In’ in Las Vegas in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and clutch.

Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection

Look at her, open-mouthed over her own incredible, world-class beauty. She must be getting dry mouth by now. We’re concerned.

Christian Louboutin Pigalle Strass Gold Pump

Or maybe she was singing a song to the photographers.

Either way, killer look, girl! Totally J Lo! To THE MAX!

We, for our parts, were able to view it with our mouths closed, however. Then again, we’re gay, and not subject to J Lo’s pussy power.


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    • Aaminah Khan

      Diva-fabulous. Love her.

    • shirab

      I hope she didn’t have to sit, bend or raise an arm above waist height during the entire event.

      Her legs look great, gotta give it to her there.

      • foodycatAlicia

        I wonder how she got there? Can’t believe she walked! But then, she must be very good at discreetly getting out of limos by now.

      • Sara Munoz

        Lest she flash her Spanx again!

    • Sobaika

      She looks fantastic. What a body!

    • Judy_S

      My, she has beautiful legs.
      BUT I dislike these pointy toe-cleavage pumps. The whole concept of getting your picture taken in a dress too short to sit down in and shoes too steep to stand in…. speaking as a woman, I don’t like it. In the 60s didn’t we get to wear low heels with the super-short skirts?

      • judith traherne

        I was just thinking about this, remembering the discussion I had with a couple other posters on the last too-short dress entry. What I was thinking was, in the mid-late 60s, the style of short dresses with the low-heeled shoes ended up infantilizing the wearer and now the style of short hems and ultra-high heels makes the wearer look like a street walker. That’s as far as I’ve gotten so far.

        • Judy_S

          Interesting. The big hair you saw sometimes with the look would have further contributed to the sense of childish proportions. J Lo’s dress here has a wide shoulder treatment, though, which works against the little-girl feel, maybe.

          • judith traherne

            oh she’s definitely deep in streetwalker territory… Kalakaua Avenue circa 1996 to be precise.

        • Beardslee

          Short dresses and cruelly high shoes make the women who wear them less at liberty to negotiate freely in the world: less able to move and sit, less able to walk.  Plus, what you have to look like to pour yourself into that dress and show that much leg is beyond most women after 30.  It’s just too much.  I wish we could go back to the days when a high heel was maybe two inches, dresses had some yardage, and there was an expectation that women had to be able to function in the world not just blare out how sexy sexy sexy and young young young they are.

          • Elaine Lang

             As a woman, mother, and entertainer, I would like to add that Ms. Lopez is a few months older than I, and no matter how well-preserved she may be, it still smacks of mutton-as-lamb, if only because dressing this tackily is more forgivable in the young and impetuous.   At our age, we are supposed to know better, with a bit of wisdom in dressing like the secretly-sexy Woman in Charge and not the Harlot on the Block.

        • oohsparkley!

          I lived and dressed in those 60’s styles and rather than infatalizing, I thought it was stylish and comfortable compared to the street walker looks now.  It only seems infantalizing now in retrospect because children actually could wear those styles and still do.  You don’t have to wear high heels to be a grown up (thank God!). Also, you don’t have to dress “sexy” to be a grown up.

    • Allison Fisseler

      She always makes that face, sometimes even more open-mouthed and dead-eyed, and it never fails to creep me out.

      • lordandtaylor

        Maybe she is a “mouth breather” or her “people” told J-Lo that she looks good this way?

        • Tammy_4

          my 88 year old mother calls anyone she thinks is stupid a “mouth breather”, thinking she would not like J-Lo’s face here.

          And it always irritates me that actors employ this “open mouth” thing to mean I’m super sexy.  Seriously, who does this face IRL?

      • Robyn Morelli

         Maybe she’s really a Madame Tousaude wax figure!

      • TieDye64

        Drives me to distraction. 

    • Razvan Matei Dobre

      DEAD @ “pussy power”

      • BazoDee

        Me too!! It is a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything at the time of reading! 

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      No doubt – girl looks good!  Look at those shoes!  Look at those legs!!  It’s all very Las Vegas!!  With exclamation points!!!
      All the relatively covered up (Heidi excluded) glamour and gowns of Cannes couldn’t last forever… 

    • Unity O

      Thank goodness her legs are not longer—otherwise we would have a full show of her “pussy power”.

    • Charlotte

      At first look, I thought she was holding a golden gun instead of just a clutch.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        Lol, i thought exactly the same thing, though her look is rather suitable for a Bond film given her Pussy Galore Power….

        • ballerinawithagun

          Perfect for Pussy Galore!

    • blumonky

      I love you TLo.

    • RzYoung

      She’s so fab! I do love her, look at her bum!

    • Cindi Williams

      If Prince didn’t compose a song called “Pussy Power” before his Jehovah’s Witness days, he should have.

      • Sara Munoz

        Supposedly he did, but it is unreleased…

        Good call! :)

    • miagain

      go away…

    • Elena


    • SapphoPoet

      Well, at least she got the “legs or boobs” rule right this time. I do like that dress and it looks great on her. I think she looks kind of tired, though. Or perhaps I’m projecting. :)

    • Ginger

      I simply do NOT get the love for her.  She lacks the talent that she seems to think she possesses. 

      • lordandtaylor

        My thoughts exactly. She is all production…and little talent.

        • littlemac8

          I agree but she’s beautiful and people like to look at her.  And she likes people to look at her…it’s a win/win!  I am wondering about the foundation garments made out of sheet rock that mold her into this shape!!!

    • splix71

      She’s so pretty. And so very tacky.

    • fursa_saida

      That shot of her ass is truly impressive. In other news, I want the shoes. The dress skates a bit too close to Kardashiland for my comfort.

    • Eva_baby

      Does she ever NOT look tacky?

    • Verascity

      I thought she was holding a golden gun in the first picture for a second. JLo is: JBond!

    • BazoDee

      Ugh -trying too hard. 

    • PeaceBang

      Oh, girl. You always make me smile. Go GET ‘em.

    • ecallaw

      I would say she’s on my irrational hate list, but I just don’t think it’s irrational.   She gets on my last damn nerve.

      • Alexandra Gama Lima Pimenta

         Well, scoot over and let me sit on that bench with ya… 

    • carolynmo

      I love the shoes. That seems to be my default comment when I see dresses that are, well, I’ll go with short for the lack of anything tactful to say. She certainly has patented that facial expression.

    • MilaXX

      O mouth aside, she looks great in this. Her butt looks particularly fantastic!

    • nannypoo

      I think she’s beautiful, and she looks gorgeous in this dress. Tacky, yes, but she has made her choice and she sticks with it. This dress is modest and provides a lot of coverage compared with most of her outfits. On anyone else I would hate it, but she is who she is and this dress expresses it. Also, I think if you want to suck in your face to emphasize your cheekbones it’s better to keep your mouth open so you don’t suffocate.

    • Martha Hicks Leta

      I don’t like this dress at all. There’s absolutely nothing visually pleasing about it.  She looks like ten pounds of stuff crammed into a five pound bag. She’s a natural beauty, why does she always feel the need to wrestle her self into some masochistic garment?

    • marilyn

      Absolutely gorgeous, although the skirt is a smidge too short.   Too bad the skirt does not go to the floor.  It would have been a great look too.

    • Deedles

      You know, I get that she’s doing the horizontal rumba with a 24-year old; but, SHEESH! Put it away every once-in-awhile, lady.

    • Deedles

      You know, I get that she’s doing the horizontal rumba with a 24-year old; but, SHEESH! Put it away every once-in-awhile, lady.

    • Jess

      Oh man, she looks pretty damn hot.

    • Sonja Brisson

      Enough with the J Lo.

    • Sonja Brisson

      Enough with the J Lo.

    • Democracy Diva

      Pussy power. Tee-hee.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Gorgeous dress, beautifully made and perfectly fitted. Of course it should be a bit longer but then it wouldn’t be J LO. Love the way the leaf applique trails off the bottom of the skirt. I wish there would have been a bit more of that. As long as she doesn’t sit down on a talk show…

    • DaveUWSNYC

      Her pussy power looks like it’s about to be let out of the bag.

    • afabulous50

      As you love to say for Lea Michelle….”of course” 

    • Judy_J

      That hem looks like she took a pair of scissors to it while in the limo on the way to the event. “Not short enough!”….snip, snip!

    • LilyPad

      She should never not wear gold

    • bittykitty

      the open mouth just makes it look like she’s sucking her cheeks in big time. 

    • Srw27

      She looks amazeballs but she does need to close her gob, lest a bug fly in it :)

    • Anathema_Device

      You guys! She is so HOT that she is sucking all the air out of the room, like a 4-alarm fire, so she HAS to gasp for air like that! /sarcasm

    • Paula Pertile

      I still can’t get that snake dress out of my head. 

    • BrooklynBomber

      I’m guessing that as a mother, as a woman, and an entertainer she is shocked by her own sexiness, oh, my, yes.

    • lordandtaylor

      Umm…how do you sit in this dress. She looks greats as long as there is no sitting, reaching, bending…or gusts of wind.

      • poggi

        I don’t think a tornado would move this thing.  It’s either vacuum sealed or painted on–either way it’s not moving anywhere.

    • Call me Bee

      “we’re gay, and not subject to J Lo’s pussy power…”

      Me neither.  Get over yourself.  Yes–you always look hot, but you’re a mother for cripes sakes.  Stop it. 

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      And you almost got a full-on dose of her pussy power! Oh whatever, she’s JLo, so I’ll let it go but oy, that dress does nothing for me. 

    • Lina_bee

      I really like the applique/bead work/gold on white, but I really hate the shape of this dress.  If it were longer and much looser, we might have a winner.

    • Sarah Caponigro

      BOOOOOOOOOOOTY for the win!

    • crush on you

      Wow! Absolutely fabulous. Had I that kind of body (and money, and career, and attitude…) I would most definitely go this way. That dress/shoes/clutch combo could get into my closet the sooner the better. I’m far from this though… Fab post, BTW

    • cam_lo

      you know, ive never really thought she’d had work done until that open mouthed profile shot. 

      • How to Faint

        As I recall, she’s definitely had a nose job. Not a major one; just subtle “refinement,” as they say.

    • Susan Crawford

      Yes, she’s a diva. But this bitter kitten is tired of seeing JLo’s brand of divatude – I need a rest from the short-tight-shiny; I need a rest from slit-down-to-there boobitude; I need a rest from slit-up-to-there nearing-the-good-china.

      Less JLo and more Fan BingBing, please.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      She looks great.
      I want those shoes.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      the amount of energy that must go into not only being, but creating herself as jennifer lopez must be exhausting.

    • AWS

      She’s hot and knows it.  What else is new?

    • Lilithcat


    • BeeBeauNYC

      She’s quite the cougar!

    • ErinnF


      Caesars Palace hooker. She needs to just stop already.

    • bluefish

      Looking good — those shoes are bananas.

    • fiestyfashionfem

      Y’all crack me up. Pussy power. I wish you were my best friends. Come to think of it, you kinda are all of our Bffs. Thanks for such an awesome blog. We love you guys so much.

    • Monabel

      My mom used to say “Close your mouth, dear. You don’t look quite bright.”

    • Amy Ellinger

      to quote Mary Poppins: “Close your mouth dear, we are not a codfish.”

    • Allison Woods

      Too short. Dislike toe cleavage.

    • golspie

      How does she get her cheeks to look so angular and hollow? About twenty yards of sticky-tape pulling her face upwards and hidden behind those bangs?

    • Julie Fountain

      She is sex on a stick, but I don’t love this look. I never have been a fan of the long-sleeved mini dress silhouette.  Also I think the shoes were a bridge too far.

    • Jenna Gordon

      meh. looks like a lot of the other dresses that she wears. at this point i would be shocked to see her in something that didn’t have to be sewn on and have a high risk of a cooch explosion. the shoes however are fanfuckingtastic! 

    • guest2visits

      She looks fabulous, of course.   Love her sparkle-y shoes and sparkle-y…t-shirt.

    • It Hurt’s To Be In Love

      It’s just as if she is always trying to prove she still HAS IT or can give it to THE YOUNG GIRLS……I mean. I just don’t see anything when I look at her.  Like….there goes Jennifer again….BORE.

    • butterflysunita


    • Sophie Collier

      Those shoes!!!  WOW!

    • Vera

      She’s still rocking the “Junk in the trunk.”

    • MissMariRose

      This open-mouthed ridiculousness will not end until we start chucking things in these stars’ mouths.

    • Qitkat

      She’s prettier than this.
      Also, first picture reminds me of Posh.

    • quiltrx

      She NEVER closes her mouth.  I guess it’s to make men think she’s going to let them put something in it.  I think it makes her look dumb.

    • cheesepuff74

      don’t be so naive as to think that being gay makes you immune to jlo’s pussy power

    • ccm800


    • kvlm

      Don’t get me wrong, I have a fondness for JLo that can only be explained by my addiction to her silly Rom-Coms I flock to when I need total unintelligent escapism.  However, I wish she would do two things:  lay off wearing the same dress for every freakin’ thing.  Same length, same tightness, same shiney.  Just stop.  Full stop.  And stop with the “look how gaunt my cheeks are lovahs and how sexy my mouth as it hangs open ready for the lovin.”  I mean really? Home girl is so much prettier when she smiles.

    • Krysta

      The Fug Girls’ JLo voice is wearing off on your guys.  This makes me giggle–I think I will now imagine one or both of you talking in the Fug JLo voice permanently.

    • bellafigura1

      Her spanx are so tight,  I’m getting welts.