In or Out: Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada

Posted on May 08, 2012

Darlings, in case you got drunk and passed out without the news reaching your ears, you probably already know that last night was Fashion’s Prom Night, otherwise known as the Met Gala. What does that mean for you? Why, at least a hundred self-important celebs wearing millions of dollars of borrowed couture, footwear and jewelry are all going to parade in front you today and we’re all going to rip them to shreds. Sound like fun? Get your coffee.

Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Met Gala in a Prada dress paired with Miu Miu sandals and jewelry by Anna Hu Haute Joaillerie.

Gwyneth has a rather famous droopy-boob moment in her red carpet history, one for which she was widely criticized at the time (and that link was found by typing “gwyneth oscars droopy boob,” just so you know).  So you would think that she of all ladystars would know the dangers of going braless on the red carpet. Apparently, the lesson didn’t take. We tweeted the following last night when we saw this look:

“Gwyneth. Sweetie. Bra.”

And that about sums it up, wouldn’t you say?

Although we’ll say that the dress is actually quite interesting and if it had provided coverage for the side boobs (and allowance for some form of titular support) we might actually like it. The shoes are sharp and we like the earrings, although we don’t know that they really go with the dress and we think they’re kind of fighting with the cocktail ring.  And, okay, we don’t think that skirt works very well at all. It’s weird. We thought we almost-liked this look but we just talked ourselves into not liking it at all.



Vote Now!


IN! It’s all working for me. I don’t know what you’re going on about. Also, bras are overrated.


OUT! DROOPY TITS AND MULLET SKIRT. Why are you even asking this question?


Also, please don’t correct us on the use of “titular.” We like it.

Ellie Kemper’s attempt to be interesting fell flat, and she was voted OUT for it. The Bitter Kittens can be so cruel, can’t they?


[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • miagain

      OUT… she looks like a Jetsons era cocktail waitress….

      • MzzPants

        I had the same reaction.

      • Lina_bee

        That’s actually the thing I mind least about it. Maybe if we all start dressing like the Jetsons, they’ll hurry up and get flying cars on the market!  It’s 2012! We were promised flying cars!! *g*

        • introspective

           OMFG!!!!!! I have been asking for my flying car since the Y2K drama.

          So glad Im not the only one feeling like we are way too far into “the future” to be still earthbound in our daily commute.

          Oh and Gywnnie, this shit youve got on aint cute. It wouldnt have been cute on you 10 yrs ago, never mind last night. stop it.

        • HengRu

           I’m still waiting for moving sidewalks.

          • mountainFashionista

             That’s why I try to hang around in airports as often as I can.

      • megohd

        perfect description.

      • cheesebomb

        I was thinking bedazzled high class call girl, but that works too. 

      • Little_Olive

        I wonder if the front raised up when she sat down (that was always my worry with Judy J’s dresses). 

      • Nonnah

         I love the Jetsons!  But neither Jane nor Judy would wear this.  Love the shoes and jewelry, but not with the dress.  Or possibly together.

    • Alli

      OUT for being boring even with the sideboob.

    • ChristySchiff

      TLo coverage of the Met Gala is pretty much the reason I got up today.
      When I saw this dress somewhere else, I thought she looked great.  But that last shot says differently.   Was she cooking in the nude again and just went out in the apron?

      • DaringMiss

        I had the same thought.  I saw the pictures of the arrivals last night and thought “Oooooooh!  I can hardly wait to see what TLo does to these gals!”

        And this dress would have been better in a more intense color, even hem and more dress.

      • Louise Bryan

        I thought “male fantasy apron get-up,” which is NOT how I picture Gwyneth.  I love the shoes and the earrings, but the “dress” is at best a jumper (or pinafore, as they say in the UK).

        Painful, but it’s Out.  Next time wear a shirt with it, Ms. Apple’s Mom.

    • WendyD

      Out. Her legs look fab but that dress is too short and mullet-y

    • lilibetp

      I like the jewelry.  Everything else is out.

    • eclare

      Out.  There are some interesting ideas in that dress, but on the whole it looks more like a work in progress than a finished product.

      • blueberrybbait

         That’s exactly what I thought. The dress doesn’t look finished and looks kind of cheap.

        • lordandtaylor

          I think the dress looks like it was purchased at H&M.

      • Little_Olive

        And fitted at the last minute. Very PR 1-day challenge. 

    • foodycatAlicia

      I don’t like the creased white satin or sideboob, but do you think she is auditioning to be Emma Frost in an x-men reboot?

    • FourPointOhMyGracious

      With the Avengers freshly out, I can’t see her as anything but Pepper, so I’m like……………. WTF, Virginia?

      • K

        I saw the word Virginia and read the word vagina. Oops.

    • Terri Mabry Pendleton

      gross. i cannot stand her, but sometimes she looks fabulous. here? not so much. OUT. cover that up. all of it.

      • EveEve

        OUT.  Imagine little Noah and Apple having to grow up with a mommy who is out there in public flaunting all that skin.  

        • Verascity

           Whoa, what? Chill.

    • alicetiara

      OOf, I hate this look. I think the dress is too short and shows too much skin. It’s also unflattering to Gwynnie, who isn’t my favorite, but is by any measure a beautiful, toned woman. The side boob/side rib action is just not doing it for her. Instead of looking sexy, she looks undressed. And there’s too much with the pailettes, the earrings, the cocktail ring, and those fabulous jeweled heels. Thumbs DOWN.

      • Kayceed

        I had the same reaction. This is one of those strange dresses that is simultaneously too much and not enough. Out.

      • sweetestsith

         I think the too short part bothers me the most. I like the shape of the skirt, but it ends several feet too soon… If she’d done it with a floor length skirt (with a bit of a puddle train in the back) I could forgive the side boob. Its all a bit awkward as is.

        • buildmeatower

           Agreed. I don’t actually like the shape of the skirt much, but it could have worked if the dress were longer. As it is, my first reaction was, “too short.” The Met Gala seems like an evening gown type of place, and in my (admittedly not particularly fashion conscious) mind evening gowns should be floor length.

    • yulaffin

      Love the shoes, hate the dress.  Why does she always seem to wear colors that make her look washed out?

      • megohd

        Ice Queen. Too cool for color

    • Alyson Epstein

      droopy side boob, blech.  and I wanna know – what’s with all these celebs wearing open toed shoes and not having their toes did with polish?

    • Dr. Derf van der Derf

      OUT! But, I love the picture where it looks like the woman is laughing gleefully at the side boob.

      • YoungSally

         Really — if you can’t match Kim Zolciak in the side boob division (enhanced or not)….should you even try??

    • Gus Casals

      I don’t actually mind the tittular issue, she doesn’t look bad. The skirt length and mullet helm are a different matter.
      I still feel that if it was longer, it would work overall.
      I like the heavy jewelry, the hair, the shoes and her overall attitude. IN, but barely just so. 

    • brookeinmn

      Too bad she didn’t have time to change her wardrobe after a day of filming The Little Mermaid: Lost In Space. OUT

    • Patricia Hoffman

      I had the opposite reaction. I hated it in the original shots, but all the photos of the detail have swayed me to liking it…except for all the side boob. So, mostly liking it.

    • Devin Van Hine

      I think she doesn’t really need a bra, her tits are actually pretty perky. She’s just not well covered, and not in a flattering way. The frufru on the skirt is what ruins this look for me though. I thought it was some pretty flower thing at first, on one side only, but then it turned out to be weird rectangle things on both sides.

      • cluecat

        Yeah, I think her boobs are pretty awesome for almost 40.   She rarely wears bras on the red carpet and it’s no big deal.  The problem is the awful dress.  It looks like something off of a cheap lingerie website, if it were black with a white apron it would “naughty maid”.


        • Carla_Charlton

          AND she’s had two kids — I think her figure (and her side boobs) look great.  However, I think she should have made a choice between boobs and legs.

          • makeityourself

            She can’t make a choice between boobs and legs.  It’s too difficult, darling.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Out. Also, no pedicure?

    • Coleen

      OUT. Even with the shoes, which I would rip off of her feet, I cannot get past that awful dress.

    • Heather

      OUT. It’s a fancy apron. And I never like pailettes (sp?);  they remind me of tap dance recital costumes.

      • Amy Fee Garner

        YES.  As the mother of a five year old tap dancer with said costume, you are exactly right.

      • Sara Munoz

        Yes, and last time I checked, you are supposed to wear clothes under your apron. Unless you’re in some kinky roleplay with your SO. In which case, KEEP IT IN THE KITCHEN, GWYNNIE!!

        • Heather

          There’s our answer! She and Chris were in the middle of kinky kitchen roleplay – perhaps involving their woodburning pizza oven – and she realized, “oh s***! I have to be at the Met Ball in 10 minutes and don’t have time to change!”

          • mountainFashionista

             Edited to add:  …their ARTISANAL woodburning pizza oven…


            • Heather

              Of course, their artisanal woodburning pizza oven, and TAP DANCING.

            • mountainFashionista

               Duh, I can’t believe I forgot that part!

    • MzzPants

      Judy Jetson hostess apron. Dream catcher earrings. OUT.

      Oh..and…side boob is never sexy.

    • Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

      too much side boob.  weird shape to dress.  not a fan. shoes are killa though!

    • Annie Leung

      This might be me recovering from the horrible display of bra dismissal on the Voice last night, but I like it – sans cocktail ring and side boobage. She gets an IN.

      Now Gwyneth, would you be a dear and pass those shoes along to me?

    • StrandedFashionista

      I should give it an OUT… but I can’t. Maybe because it’s early, but I’m digging the kicky apron thing at the moment. IN. 

    • Jaeda Laurez

      IN, although some double sided tape might have done her well- her boobs aren’t drooping, they’re just real boobs, and real boobs wander off to the side like Gary Busey every once in a while. 
      I really like the dress, and I LOVE the shoes and accessories. This was the correct way to go “short,” as opposed to a couple of the others who headed off into twee.  

      • foodycatAlicia

        “Like Gary Busey” – brilliant! 

    • petalfrog

      I liked it until she turned around and somehow it made her look large as a house from behind. Out.

    • Dr Skylaser


    • In_Stitches

      The impact from the front is stunning, but every other angle lets her down.  OUT.

    • Kat Wright

      I find this really disappointing after she smashed it at the Oscars. Killer body, but cover it up a bit more please!

    • Dominique C

      Out, but I love the shoes. 

    • muzan-e

      No. No. Besides, that adorable shot of Bee Shaffer and Anna Wintour at the event together pretty much won that red carpet.

    • halleygee

      Worse than the side boob to me is the back of the dress, or is it her back in the dress? But the combo of those two ruin it. Otherwise it could have (possibly) been a good look.

    • PRFan

      It looks like a fancy apron in a porn movie – OUT.

    • mjude


    • Anna Tree

      Those pockets make me sad for humanity. OUT.

    • MiracleMaxie

      OUT.  I like the shoes.  I almost like the earrings.  Can’t stand everything in between.  And what is the deal with her hair?  That’s the rattiest, most fly-away excuse for a bun…

    • lizajane1776

      Out. Mainly to Prada for “designing” this apron of a frock.
      Nice accessories, though.

      • Pennymac

        I saw this and thought Expensive bedazzled BBQ apron, lizajane. Oh, and pretty earrings.

    • Catiline

      OUT… in addition to the droopy side boob problems, I hate her hairstyle.

    • howdoilook

      Out. And icky.

    • bittykitty

      ugh, her dress reminds me of that saying… “the food is terrible, and the portions are too small”

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      That’s not a dress, it’s an apron.  Out.

    • Melanie Harrison

      I admire how much work she has clearly done to be so toned at her age. However, gravity catches up with us all of us ladies’ boobies eventually, especially if you’ve had children and breastfed them. So Gwyneth, please, no side boob anymore mmmkay? There are other ways to be sexy and show off your fab body that will permit a bra.

    • jilly_d

      too much side boob, and the hair is a little severe for that dress.  BUT, those shoes are to die for and girlfriend’s bod is looking BANGIN’ these days!  woof!

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  You are rich.  You were just in a movie that made bajillions of dollars.  Surely you could afford a dress that DOESN’T make you look like a high-class prostitute. 

      • formerlyAnon

        “a high-class prostitute” WITH POOR DRESS JUDGEMENT.

        ‘Cause I am sure many of those ladies would do better than this.

    • NormDeplume720

      Sideboob aside (no pun intended), the halfassed mulletyness of the skirt is a total out. If it were an inch or two shorter in the front, I could almost excuse it. 

      Love the shoes, though.

    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      OUT.  Side tits were enough, but the dress just looks…random. A short mullet dress with odd side embellishments, not to mention the pleats on the back of the skirt.  Very strange indeed. 

    • piecesofconfetti

      OUT. When I saw the thumbnail on my iPad, I liked it. But upon further inspection, the skirt is too short in the front and the side boob is tacky. We get it, Gwen, you’re thin. With a few alterations (ie, a tiny more coverage), I think this could be fun. I also think the accessories are competing.

    • K

      Out. Droopy side boob and hooker shoes. But I like the earrings.

      ETA: Evidently I’m the only one who hates the shoes. Oh, well.

    • Lizzyisi

      Out. The back somehow manages to make her look thick. The drooping boobs just accentuate her middle-aged-mom-ness–either get them lifted surgically or support them with undergarments/tape. The earrings clash with the ring and they look like cheap Etsy crap.

      Shoes are fine and I think I like the skirt, but the halter is not enough top. The color suits her, though.

    • Scarlet39

      OUT.   The side boob kills it for me.

    • Funkykatt

      The skirt is a bit short in the front and what happens when she sits?

    • Sue Tyler

      undergarments, undergarments, undergarment – or tape, tape, tape

    • Stephanie Hutson Erbesfield

      OUT!! What the hell is on the butt? 

    • Spicytomato1

      Out. It looks like a bedazzled apron, to be worn only in the privacy of home when greeting hubby with an anniversary “surprise.”

      Hair and makeup are perfection, though.

    • lolaleen

      L-O-V-E those shoes but the rest is just a big oops. OUT.

    • RzYoung

      She seems to be epitomizing ‘just because you can, doesn’t mean you should’ lately.

    • Phyllis Craine

      Out…and aside from the boob slippage (honey you’ve had two kids, stop being in denial) she neglected to extend the body makeup to her legs and I can see every pore

    • Beth G

      Out…. it’s too small on the top and too big on the bottom and if those are supposed to be sequined pockets, why are they half way back to her arse?  

    • elleg929

      OUT!  Side boob and mullet skirt.

    • Taija HU!

      I like the top. I like the back. I like the sides. I hate the front of the skirt with a passion. It looks like it’s hitched up accidentally with something, or that it’s some weirdly shaped disco apron.

    • jw_ny

      OUT! so very out.  it was even out before I saw the side boob. She looks like a linebacker in a dress, from behind.

      It’s laughable that she thinks she looks so good too…XD

    • StillGary

      I gotta give her an in because she looks totally at ease even though the top of her dress is little more than a bib and it doesn’t look like those shoes are killing her.

    • twocee

      Out.  I adore the shoes, but the side boob and the bedazzled apron pockets overpower anything good.  I don’t care if it’s Prada, that dress looks like it was made by a high school home ec student.

    • LuisaNL

      I really dislike this and that side boob is just cringe-inducing. Shoes, hair and make up look great tho. It’s still and  big fat OUT. Such a great opportunity to wear something totally fabulous and she missed it. 

    • GorgeousThings

      OUT – she sits down in that dress and the whole world will be her gynecologist. (thanks to Patsy Stone for that reference)

    • Corsetmaker

      I can’t dislike this. I like the apron effect and the skirt shape even if it’s not quite perfectly resolved. Not liking that seam between the front and side for instance.
      And, really her boobs aren’t that droopy! She has small boobs that looked really awful in that Oscar’s dress but in this one they’re really not bad going by the placement of the dart and the side view. We’re too used to hoisted high implanted fakery, and though she would look better with a little uplift she isn’t as bad as all that.

      Don’t like the combination of jewellery though.

    • Heather Barkman

      OUT. Cute shoes, though.

    • Kristy Evans

      OUT. Those shoes are to die, but the sequin saddlebags on her skirt are tres bizarre. 

    • Pants_are_a_must

      OUT. Totally crappy dress.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      “I’m Gwyneth Paltrow and I’ve decided drooping boobs are fabulous. Take that, unwashed masses!”


    • Laura Toepfer

      I saw the head shot and thought, “Hey! Looks good!” Then I opened the post and saw the skirt.  No no no no no no no.  Out. 

    • viridian61

      OUT.  A shiny thousand dollar apron.  With weird shit on the side panels.   Almost looks like it ties in the back too. 

    • NatalieD28

      OUT. She’s very pretty and has an amazing body, but this is just not working for me at all!

    • Beardslee


    • MinasAunt

      It looks like an overworked apron–the kind of thing I can seek a kinky housewife wearing in Mad Men to greet her lover.

    • Robyn Morelli

      OUT – total femmebot!

    • VicksieDo

      IN! It’s all working for me. I don’t know what you’re going on about. Also, bras are overrated. — the only thing I don’t care for is seeing her ribs poking about like that, but it’s sexy and I’m not offended by the side boob at all…

    • Danielle

      This isn’t a dress, it’s a pinafore. 

    • butterflysunita

      OUT.  But great shoes.  

    • Amy Watts

      OUT – there are too many ways she can lean that will let me see more of her GOOP, upstairs and downstairs, than I desire.

    • Juliana Anderson

      Up-sycled bridesmaid. Including the bedazzled shoes. 

    • Heather Johnson

      out – but some fierce shoes!

    • Lauren Summers

      OUT- slutty tween, which is a BAD combination for a woman turning 40 this year. 

    • Lina_bee

      Oh, Prada, WHAT IS THIS DRESS? The skirt is silly and the missing inches of side-boob coverage are, um, kind of Vegas? Not really what I expect from Prada. I agree that the earrings are fighting with the rest of the look, although I do like the embellishments on the dress and the shoes. That said, I think Gwynnie herself looks fine here, and her rack looks great and entirely non-droopy. It’s not like she’s 80 and her tits hang to her navel. Honestly, people.

    • siriuslover

      out. no more droopy boob, now it’s droopy side boob. 

    • NurseEllen

      She’s got a great body and if anyone should be able to pull off this look, it’s her.  If she can’t do it, can’t nobody do it.  OUT.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

       IN!  I love this dress except for he side-boob issue.  LOVE the shoes!  The jewelry is faboo too.

    • PhillyJen

      Has anyone seen Empire Records? That scene where Rene Zellweger’s character comes out in an apron and nothing else? Yeah. This dress is like that. All I can see is the world’s most expensive apron.

    • ringthing

      Oh, the disappointment after her stellar dress/cape combo @ the Academy Awards this year. Mullet dress + side boob = OUT

    • TheLaurenJean

      I don’t mind the side boob, but the pockets on the skirt? It seems like she’s trying to subtle remind people she’s one of them by wearing an apron dress. O-U-T, Out.

    • AbbottRabbit

      Out. It looks like there’s meant to be another layer of skirt under there that she forgot in the limo. 

    • J MN

      Just OUT.  It’s all been said and agreed.  God I hate her.  

    • Nancer

      Sorry, Gwennie, but OUT. Though the shoes and ring are fabulous!

    • DinaSews

      Side boob is always an OUT.

    • BazoDee

      OUT OUT OUT. Really you have to ask??? 
      PS The shoes are IN IN IN -j’adore! 

    • Jessica Rowe

      IN. I like the colour, the pocket, and the earrings.  Everything else is meh.  It is cut weird, and she must’ve been cold poor thing.  She’s pulling it off though.

    • Badriya Al-Badi’a

      No no no no no.  Out.  The woman in the black and white dress in the third photo down is cracking up at her.

    • Amy Fee Garner

      My first thought is that this dress is cut for a 10 year old, and it might look cute on a 10 year old.  It’s extremely unflattering on an adult female figure.

    • chitowndg

      Out out out

    • formerlyAnon

      Out. That’s ALMOST a great dress, but just because no one stops you doesn’t mean you got away with it, honey.

    • Aniela Marie Perry

      OUT. She looks ridiculous in that shiny apron.

    • Basket

      Total eye pain. 

    • Liana Brooks

      OUT – That’s not a dress, it’s a fancy hostess apron. Very retro chic, but not a red carpet look. Go home and put on real clothes. 

    • Judy_J

      Side boob, droopy tits, mullet skirt….do I have to say it?  OUT!!!!!

    • janetjb


      Do you really have to ask?

    • Brian @ PWYJudges

      LOVE the shoes, hair, makeup and accessories… but that dress is awful. OUT.

    • IAmJ

      “(and that link was found by typing “gwyneth oscars droopy boob,” just so you know)” <– my love for you guys just reached new heights.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      OUT – I don’t think she looks particularly droopy but I don’t appreciate that much side boob this early in the morning. Put them away, Gwenyth, or are you really that desperate for attention. Never mind, I know the answer to that. Still, put them away, please?

    • AliciaChamisa

      Out, and it’s time to consider a mani/pedi…

    • fireontiger

      This is seriously just terrible. She’s out. Who designed that thing? Were they drunk? This looks like a princess dress for a five-year-old – you know, someone WITHOUT boobs.

    • NCDFan

      out. Ladies, everyone know that you have boobs, you don’t need to show them to us. Especially from the side where it looks like it was not intended.

    • MissMariRose

      I’ll take the shoes and throw the rest OUT.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      This dress is for someone much younger. OUT 

    • Jessica

      OUT! Hate hate hate this look (except for the shoes). She has managed to look tacky in an outfit that probably cost six months of my mortgage payments.

    • Maya

      OUT. I do like the shoes, but that’s it.

    • AC

      I don’t think her boobs look droopy, but the dress is not particularly flattering on her. I like her makeup/hair/earrings but I don’t think the earrings really go with the look. Out.

    • JaneDC

      The combination of ribs (look closely) and drooping boobs is appalling. I know she’s all earth mother and such, but it’s a ridiculous get up. OUT, except for the shoes.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      I really don’t like the spangles on the pockets. It looks like a cheap craft project. Love the shoes though! OUT.

    • Susan Crawford

      OUT. Gwyneth, foundation garments are your FRIENDS!

      On the other hand, I am giving those shoes , the jewels and the clutch a great big IN. All of them need to be Fed-Exed to me ASAP. I will take VERY good care of them.

    • lesmaha

      This looks like an apron to me. so OUT.

    • JanieS

       Is  that a BEDAZZLED POCKET??!!??

      OUT. OUT OUT OUT..

    • Merridith Kristoffersen

      OUT.  A million times OUT.

    • beebee10

      it’s interesting….her face and hair look great…..I don’t think she has droopy boob. 
      for the met gala, i’d say IN

    • Sara Munoz

      Honey, that’s not a dress, it’s an APRON. Looks like you’re taking your title of “cookbook” “author” a little too far.


    • Anathema_Device

      Out. I like the view from the back: The pleats look fantastic. But that one good point doesn’t balance the horrid side boob and awkward mullet hem.

      I don’t mind mullet hems all the time, but I think they are cuter when the shortest part is somewhere at or just above the knee.

    • Austen Jane

      She has an incredible body but I think she is simply too old for this look. Not sure if I would like it on someone younger, but definitely not liking it on her. 

    • mochajava13

      OUT.  That dress is hideous.  Can’t take the side boobs.  And I have shirts that are longer than the front of that dress.  Dress is made for someone much shorter and flatter.

      And the bling on the heel of the shoes?  Blegh.  

    • Lynsey M.

      OUT.  Even if she had boob support, the dress seems way too casual for the event.  

    • Anne Sisk

      OUT. Do not pass go, do not collect $200…

    • Anne Meek White

      Mullet skirt is awful. OUT.

    • carolynmo

      Out. She looks utterly ridiculous, and she ought to know better. Must have a magic mirror at home.

    • nannypoo

      Disastrous. Her bralessness is the least of her problems in this silly getup. In the third picture there is a woman reacting exactly the way I did when I saw this travesty.

    • Elena

      Out. I can’t explain why, but I just don’t like it.

    • Margaret Maley

      The top of the dress totally reminds me of Jennifer Beals in Flashdance in the restaurant scene when she takes off the tuxedo jacket.

    • altalinda

      Bras are overrated, and her boobs look ok.  It’s the unflattering skirt that pushes this over the line to OUT for me.

    • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      As I said last night upon seeing this, it was commendable that Gwyneth agreed to be the Mat Gala’s Emergency Wet Nurse. Oh so out.

    • Paula Pertile

      An apron and a nurse’s uniform had a baby. And Gwynie adopted it.

    • Anya

      I do love when celebs I irrationally hate wear stuff that makes it so much easier for me to mock them. Thank you, Gwyneth. Out.

    • sagecreek

      I am voting OUT with a considerable amount of glee.

    • bluefish

      I don’t mind a bit of drooping — she’s got some nice ones — but too much side business happening.  She look great from the neck up and the knees down.  Beyond a certain age, this kind of get-up just makes the ladies appear desperate.  Love the shoes, the ring, the earrings, the clutch — and her chignon.  The dress not so much.

    • Mexxoo

      OUT! All those guest spots on GLEE! have rubbed off on her – and not in a good way…

    • kelsita421

      out Out OUT.

    • pepper76

      Legs or boobs, not both! After you hit a certain age, it looks especially desperate. She’s a beautiful woman with an amazing body – no need to try so hard.

    • msdamselfly

      In  I think she looks surprising unselfconscious for wearing such a revealing look and that’s what makes me overlook the boob awkwardness

    • jennifervney

      Out. Too much sideboob and too much skin. We get it Gwynnie, you work out. Now put it away. 

    • jomortonsalt

      OUT. Looks like “see, I’m still hot for being almost 40″ desperation.

    • leftcoastpickle

      OUT. Apronish and awful! Again with the gorgeous woman wearing an dreadful dress! I don’t need to see Gwynnie’s boobs and ribs at the same time.

    • lordandtaylor

      If this was project runway, the designer would be in the bottom three. Something looks wrong on the back of the dress. What are those two tabs over the hip area. Love the drag queen shoes.

    • Paola Thomas

      Green sparkly earrings, blue sparky dress, red sparkly ring, white sparkly shoes.  Is my seven year old daughter her stylist?

    • Call me Bee

      Girl–that is NOT your apron.  OUT. 

      • Call me Bee

        Fabulous shoes, though…

    • peter baker


    • pookiesmom

      Hair and makeup look great, but that dress looks like her daughter superglued cheap rocks onto the sides of Jane Jetson’s apron.

    • Laura F.

      I’m not sure what the point of the paillette saddlebags is.  OUT.  

    • RebeccaKW

      Out.  I like the shoes.  Hair is fine.  But that dress is awful.  She’s about to flash the good china, her boobs are trying to escape from the side.  The color is wrong.  I don’t know what’s ups with the fish scales on the side.  No.

    • amf0001

      I know I’m in the minority,  but I like side boob,  it can be sexy.  Even here it can be sexy. From certain angles, this dress is hot,  but overall,  it just doesn’t work.  This look is hot mess,  but one day,  they’ll figure out how to do side boob (or under boob,  to really torture adult women!) well and it will look hot,  trust me…

      • MilaXX

         I don’t mind a bit of side boob, it’s the saggy tits I can’t stand

      • sleah_in_norcal

        i kind of like the side boob, too.  but then i’m an old hippie.

    • Ajuna Ariel Fenty

      Frozen-faced try hard. Girl, find a corner and sit cho ass down. Bye!

    • JulieJ

      Out for the dress, but I love those shoes and that jewelery!

    • Ashley

      IN!  Fierce as shit.  Only she could rock a dress with such a bizarre cut… I hope she doesn’t sweat b/c if she does, her titty tape is going to fail, and that dress is going to bib between her lady bits.

    • Anne

      GTFOHWTBS! It really does look like she’s wearing an apron with no dress. And – dare I say it – age inappropriate?! OUT.

    • kimmeister

      OUT.  I don’t think her boobs look droopy, I just think showing their sides is vulgar for the occasion (and most occasions).

    • Kerry McCombs

      Ew. Honey, no.

    • TSkot

      Would be a knockout if it was long and had sides.  As is: OUT.

    • AlexisPayne

      Out, out, out, this is not good. However, she does look striking in the 3rd shot. 

    • MilaXX

      OUT! Saggy boobs and the dress is too young for her. Shoes are kinda fierce though.

    • MishaFoomin

      Out. Because of the side-boobs she looks like she is wearing an oversized apron.

    • Cate

      OUT. just OUT.

    • Dejah Thoris

      Out..why are we even having this conversation?

    • Dee B


    • sleah_in_norcal

      all the dresses in the world, and she decides to wear this?  apparently she hasn’t seen the back or side views. outoutoutoutoutoutout!

      those shoes are slammin’, but how are they sandals?

    • Sarah Caponigro

      I think the lady with the walkie talkie is laughing at her.

    • margaret meyers

      Out.  That dress looks terrible, coming, going (especially) and sideways.

    • granddelusion

      Didn’t like the side boobs or the pocket. Hated the hem, and the back looks like it’s stapled together. So OUT.

    • BrooklynBomber

      Good lord, Gwyneth. 

      From the dreamcatcher earrings to the swim cap pocket to the gumball machine ring to the Barbie high heels to. . .oh, yeah, pretending an apron is a dress, this is as out as it gets.

    • sockandaphone

      OUT for the mini-mullet dress

    • choco

      Like, except I wish the front was just an inch longer so that I don’t squirm uncomfortably when she lifts her hand to wave down a taxi…

    • Chaiaiai

      OUT.  It reminds me of a “cover up” I got at a bath house in Budapest. 

    • HobbitGirl

      Ugly. It’s like she’s wearing a really expensive cocktail napkin.

    • marilyn

      Out.  You missed more tan on legs than on body.  The first shot looked the best.  It was downhill from there.

    • Audra R

      I love the shoes….but that’s it. I hate side-boob, the earrings don’t go,  the dress is interesting but unflattering and waaay to short in the front. Just a big OUT.

    • megohd

      SHE looks amazing. The DRESS looks like hell. The sideboob, the skirt. Awful. OUT.

    • Melanie Suzanne

      Out. Hate the side boob. Hate the mullet.

    • Sartorial_She

      What’s that I smell?? Ahh–it’s a whiff of desperation. She reeks of it.
      I would, however, cut her for that awesome cocktail ring. And her quads.

    • Bozhi

      Out.  Droopy side boob.  Ew.

    • Gara St. James

      Out. That is all.

    • KathKo

      I mean, she knew she was going to have zillions of people taking her picture. Still, she went out with Sister Right and Sister Left ready to make a go for it.

    • Snailstsichr

      Did she forget the under layer of this outfit?? I’m not seeing a finished ensemble, am I??
      My suggestion – remove everything but the earrings and start over. OUT.
      And, for the record, I also can’t stand the blue, black and white abomination behind her in the first pic.

    • cam_lo

      this is all kinds of out. 

    • Julie Fountain

      Out! Out! Out!

    • Eva_baby

      Out.. Dress gives her side boob and fat back.

    • JoannaOC

       love the earrings

    • Sara__B


    • Sarah Winningham

      An apron is not a dress. Out.

    • Barb Cooper

      I like the skirt inset. But overall the dress looks like an apron. And yeah, Gwyneth, I’m not one of those who irrationally dislike you but there comes a time when one’s boobs DO need to be covered.

    • YayaGurl

      Out, but I’m really digging her apron.

    • Trisha26

      OUT. I love the profile photo – it hides the side boob and doesn’t let you see the dress length. Just add support and maybe two feet of length for a midi-effect and I’d like it. Love the shoes, bag & jewels.

    • TAGinMO

      Love the shoes, but this “dress” is a mullet apron with bejeweled saddlebags. Anything meriting such a description could never be anything but OUT. 

    • Cathy S

      That dress is awful. The shoes are nice though. She’s Out. Really, everything about that dress is bad.

    • jjfg

      Actually, I do think bras are overrated – but I have no interest in seeing Gwennie’s tits.  Good lord.  FAIL for that alone.  Add the mullet skirt, and out is too kind a word, but it’s all I have.  OUT.

    • Kimberly Southern-Weber

      Love, love, love the shoes…but, Girl, that’s not your dress.

    • Joyce VG

      OUT.  The back of the dress is so bad.  Good for her her boobs are still on her chest after 2 kids but we didn’t need to see them.  

    • m0r0

      Fancy apron.

    • Jennifer Hofstetter

      OUT. Droppy side boob is inarguable.

    • judybrowni

      OUT: Batshit crazy dress.

    • guest2visits

      Really disliked the cut of this dress, or at least the way it’s fitting Gwyneth. Especially from the front, the back’s not great
      looking either. Only the side views look right, even with ‘side-boob’.  And I do not like the ax-split part for the hair that she
      almost always uses.  The similar Prada design on Carey Mulligan seems to fit better; even considering the awkward material.

    • andy

      OUT–terribly unflattering. It makes her look thick-waisted, which, as her visible ribs demonstrate, she most definitely is not.

    • Mathilde

      IN IN IN ! Those heels are glamour and the skirt is interesting. The bra-problem isn’t a big one for me in this picture. She made me love mullet skirt !

    • unbornfawn

      OUT. Droopy boobs are always out. More over the shoulder boulder holders please!

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Out. I have to admit, though, if I had her body and boobs, I might want to show them off myself, but this just wasn’t the right dress to do it with. 

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      You’re seriously debating a sideboob-flashing, mermaid-pocket apron? Gentlemen, you’re better than this.

    • NJPaganelli

      IN! This silhouette is wholly unique for the evening, and while something a little longer would have been more appropriate, I’m feeling a Schiaparelli-esque daring in terms of the silhouette 

    • Beth Anderson

      It’s like a really shiny apron with killer accessories.
      And wow she puts a lot of time into maintaining her figure, doesn’t she?

    • minnye

      It’s sheer wackitude, but I dunno, for some reason I like it. I’m messing up the unanimity and voting IN.

    • EEKstl

      OUT.  It’s not even the boobage – that dress is just nuts.  Love the shoes and earrings, tho.

    • Nicole

      Out. So very, very out. Though I do love the shoes.

    • librarygrrl64

      OUT. Bad proportion, bad cut, just bad. The color is nice on her, though.

    • Char Crop

      IN…the goodies outweigh the droopies!

    • TieDye64

      So very OUT. I heartily agree with the chick in the 3rd photo. “Ahahaaaa, droopy side boob Judy Jetson mullet dress, can you believe that shit?”

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      NO NO NO.  And this isn’t just because I hate her anyway.  SIDE BOOB MISTAKE.

    • Brittany


    • VicD

      OUT – that dress is hideous and does her no favors.  The jewelry seems too large, but the shoes are fierce.

    • Kat

      I can’t stand this homely pretentious phony.

    • trisker

      out.  too much weirdness.

    • kikisayshi

      IN – I like it enough to forgive the sideboob, which is pretty unflattering, even on Gwynnie. But the mix of the dress, shoes, and even the earrings is interesting.

    • Thom

      OUT: I like the idea of this dress, and it’s done in a beautiful fabric with great embellishment, but almost every proportion here is wrong: the top reveals too much side-boob, the backless skirt attaches to the front panel in a very blocky way, and the skirt sits too loose and low in the back, and the pockets… are placed in a way so ineffectual and unflattering, that I very much want to decree a fatois on Prada.

    • Isana Leshchinskaya


    • kjthorp

      Out!! My first thought was, “Fancy apron and no dress. Her husband must be coming home from tour.”

    • Isabelle Murray

      Out, for sure. Side boob coverage: 0. Skirt shape: 0.  It’s too stiff, that detail on the side almost makes it look like a pocket on an apron. It was an overall bad idea. I love the shoes, though.

    •!/rmccarthyjames RMJ12345

      Oh, OUT. No question. Also, get a haircut, girl, that shit is played out.

    • j_anson

      OUT. Out, out, out.

    • 3boysful

      OMG, boys–what was in your coffee this morning?  This is a fancy-fabric APRON with craft class appliques!  I love her hair, makeup and earrings, but from the neck down this is awful!

    • mrssage

      surprisingly, I’m going with an IN. I don’t know why this works for me but it does.

    • Rain Jezek

      OUT, sadly. It’s like a bedazzled, shiny crafting apron and once that is seen, it cannot be unseen. Points for effort, though. It has so many neat design elements that just came together poorly.

    • suz72350

      OUT, even though I love the shoes. That skirt is odd and the droopy boobage is distracting.

    • Nellie Wilson

      OUT. For all the reasons given above.

    • Nikita Buley

      OUT. LOVE her shoes, but the mullet skirt is just too bizarre and unflattering. Also, the color of the dress is pretty blah.

    • laurel fiske

      Love, LOVE the expression on the handler in the background. Almost giggling with glee that her charge is only wearing a side-spangled full skirted apron. OUT!

    • TheVeryLivingEND

      Lovely earrings. Otherwise, out.

    • Deborah Lipp

      That dress is made of No.


    • bellesprit

      So very very OUT!

    • Fifi LaRoux

      OUT. Not her dress, it belongs on someone much younger who doesn’t need a bra. Maybe Chloe Moretz?

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Droopy tits, side boob, hideous mullet dress that’s too short and awkward in the front and looks like she’s going to be revealing the whole enchilada at any moment… I like her hair. So she gets an 18 from me out of a hundred.

    • Brittany Johnstone

      OUT. but give me those shoes first!

    • cleep1000

      Her body is fierce but the dress isn’t. OUT.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      Side boob? Is this even a question? OUT!

    • greatscoutm

      Not digging this look–side boob, dream catcher earrings…..naw, OUT.

    • ccm800

      IN and the girls look like they’re handling it. 

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      It’s a challenging look for sure, with that wraparound-spangled-lobster-bib shape in that late-90’s prom fabric. I love everything that’s happening from the neck up. The shoes are sort of Mother-of-the-Bride on the prowl…okay, okay. I’ve decided. It’s an OUT.

    • Emily

      Out.  Not flattering – even with exposed side boob and ribs.  Gross.

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Oh, seriously – what the actual fuck?

    • CassandraMortmain

      Almost an in solely on the basis of the amazing shoes but the side boob is terrible and the jewelry, while great individually, doesn’t work together.  So OUT.

    • PeaceBang

      She looks great from the neck up but good heavenly Jesus, betwixt clavicle and ankle, SO VERY OUT.

    • Rrroza

      Eeek. Out.

    • TheDivineMissAnn


    • CRH

      Love the shoes…but that’s it. OUT

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Love the earrings and the shoes, but HATE that dress and the cocktail ring.  OUT, obviously.

    • Clair Ellis

      OUT! My eyes are bleeding and this feels like Jetson’s soft core porn…

    • benjamin478


    • LilyPad

      The woman’s face in the third picture=my exact reaction upon viewing this silly, ill-fitting number. Gwen can pull off simple, clean cut designs better than almost any other celeb I can think of..she should stick to that style more I think. OUT!

    • Kate Lorenz

      I LOVE it in the fifth picture only….like love love love…but it’s pretty nasty in all of the other ones.  If it were wider to cover the side boob (and less bib-like, so basically, totally redesign the front bodice part) and just an inch or two longer in the front, I think it call in it.  But the side-boob-bib look is a definite OUT.

    • Qitkat

      I cannot decide which I detest more: BabyHeads or DroopySideTits.

      However, strangely, I think she looks stunning here. As odd as the aprondress is, Gwennie has major attitude and is otherwise styled flawlessly.

      I give her an in, whilst cringing at myself.

    • efishfan

      That dress is tremendously unflattering from most angles. Hideous.

      She has a nice figure, why would she do that to herself?

    • BayTampaBay

      OUT with a Capital “O”!!!

    • Pamela

      A vag-front dress AND side boob + droopy tits=Gwynnie, you’re a mom & no matter how skinny you are, this is just a big NO.  If you continue in this manner, your offspring will be embarassed for you.

    • 3rdsister

      It seems like the dress has velco strips so it can adjust to a variety of bodies — almost like a diaper — and she forgot to put on the other part.  Oops!

      She always seems to wear such pale, washed out colors. 

      I vote OUT due to lack of enthusiasm.

    • littlemac8

      PEOPLE!!!!!  That is NOT side boob!  Those are little more than nipple covers!  Why, Hell, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction was more discreet than this dress and I like Gwyneth.  That’s just ridiculous.  OUT 

    • amanda crow

      Love the shoes, but that dress is so not for her. OUT

    • Joy Yeager

      Out, obviously.

    • DCSheehan

      Out. Is the boobage meant to be shocking, edgy, funny? It looks kind of sad and desperate on this dress.

    • Vanessak69

      I’m going to say IN but I’m really on the fence.

      I like the jewelry for not being matchy matchy but I think the earrings and ring clash and are both too showy to wear together. I think the dress worked better than a concept than something to actually wear. Too baggy, the skirt shape is weird, the treatment on the sides looks craft project. Also, I have a thing about side boob-no like. It’s visually interesting though and not really bad.

      Wait-why did I say this was in? Eh, it’s too late now.

    • Stubenville

      Horrid. Detest the mullet hem and the Holly Hobbie patch pockets.

    • Janet Selman

      Out. Apron pockets are apron pockets, even when they are covered in paillettes. 

    • turtleemily

      I want to say in because I feel like all the faults are the designer’s, not Gwyneth’s. I like the color on her and the accessories chosen to go with that dress, but I feel like the top of the dress is awkward and the pockets really didn’t need to be there.

    • mozzer0906

      Out –  Gwyenth’s droopy tits make me sad

    • girliecue

      Although it’s probably not the worst dress ever made *looking at you, Stella McCartney*, it certainly isn’t Gwyneth’s dress. Out.

    • Cassie



    • Caaro3

      Stupid dress.  OUT.

    • flrguy

      (That’s Sweet Baby Jesus)!

    • AWS

      Gwyneth: dress your fucking age already!  And get a decent tailor with a working measuring tape.  This ill-fitting satin THING looks like it’s going to fall off of you any minute.  I don’t like anything about your look: not your face, not your too tight do’, not the stupid candy ring, not the shoes.  So OUT you have your own galaxy…

    • Tadiana

      Okay, just because T and Lo are still bugging us for opinions:  Sideboob + mullet hem = out.  But those are fabulous shoes, even with the satin.  Of course, I’m partial to anything in shades of gray.

    • karena10

      In. If the dress had some support, it would be better.  If the bodice was a little wider and better fitted, it would look better proportioned.  The shoes and other accessories are good complements to the look.

    • PaulaBerman

      Side boob? Stripper shoes? Fugly bling? Mullet dress? OUT!!! And I am one of the few people who actually likes Gwyneth. Sorry, Gwynnie.

    • DominoEstella

      IN.  I actually like this now that I’ve had a good look at it.  I could do without the side boob, but she’s definitely got some tape up in there somewhere.  Her body looks pretty awesome.

    • joe_tey83

      “OUT! DROOPY TITS AND MULLET SKIRT. Why are you even asking this question?”

      And there’s also the ton of stupid crap that’s glue gun to the pockets.

    • Aly Light

      Pailettes, mullet-skirt, shiny fabric, and those hooker heels, and you want this to hinge on the fact that her breasts look like they have some natural shape to them? This is straight OUT, without even having to think about her bra situation.

    • bailey debruynkops

      begrudgingly    in

    • Samuel Joesph Donovan


    • Melanie Harrison


    • lojoso

       Out. Oh dear, you really had to ask? And it isn’t just the side boob; it looks as if she raised her arm any higher we would see the lady jewels too.

    • Judy_S

      Out. But if she were wearing that apron to advertise her cookbook, maybe.

    • sashaychante

      She looks totally uncomfortable.  Like she knows her dress is too small.

    • marignygirl

      Rut Roh…  

      Are those dream catcher earrings, because I can make them. 

    • SatelliteAlice

      Out.  That skirt is giving me hives.

    • funkypeanut

      Gwyneth, honey, you’re wearing an apron.

    • saanrio

      OUT.  It is those odd little pocket-things that are useless as pockets that far back on the skirt and just wind up looking wrong that did it for me.  I actually don’t mind a little peek of side-boob. 

    • elzatelzabelz

      OUT- The shoes almost save it. But, no. OUT. Love the shoes so hard.

    • Eovaai

      OUT. Hate the shape of the skirt. And the droopy boobs.

    • Willis Cramer Kliefoth

      IN IN IN IN. Sure, it’s not the most flattering dress she’s ever worn and could stand to be a bit longer in the front, but she still looks great and it’s perfection in every other way. LOVE

    • Vera

      Yuck.  When will she realize the she doesn’t have to dress like a 19 year old starlet to look good?  Although I’m massively annoyed by her, she really is a beautiful woman, and it shows all the more when she dresses more age appropriately. I do love her hair and shoes, though. OUT.

    • watchmeboogie

      Gwyneth, you’re 40. Put your tits away.

    • Jangle57

      I was wavering until I saw the side boob shot – seriously?  OUT

    • Jangle57

      I was wavering until I saw the side boob shot – seriously?  OUT

    • CatherineRhodes

      OUT. Not only is there sideboob, it’s a uterus dress. OUT!

    • The_Weaving_One

      It looks like a bad home ec project. It’s stiff, overly designed, badly fitted, and badly styled. How a woman who weighs less than my right thigh can look boxy is a mystery, but the saddlebag jewelry ain’t helping!

    • AngelaGreen

      OUT.  Shoes and accessories are fierce, that dress is a Project Runway failure.  Boo.

      • texashistorian

         Exactly… I was going to say that this looks like a Project Runway reject. The dress makes her look unfinished, somehow.

    • golspie

      The tits don’t bother me. The expanding mini skirt does.


    • Debby Griffiths

      OUT!  Saggy boob, mullet skirt…..not pretty. eta She doesn’t look all that pretty from the back, merely boyish….not a good look.

    • bitterk

      She definitely has had a boob lift even if they still look a tad bit droopy.  The dress is too Disney on Ice.  OUT. 

    • Monabel


    • MarissaLG

      Is this a joke?? That dress is HORRIFIC and the styling is even worse. 

      If I wasn’t clear, this is an out.

    • CQAussie

      Spectacularly tacky dress.  That front part is awful.  The side boobs push it into Shitty-ville.  The shoes are cute though and I do like her accessories, hair and make-up but dear sweet maple syrup, those side boobs.  GAH.  Put your hand down Gwyneth for heaven’s sake!

    • Hazelnuts

      If my boobs were that ‘droopy’ I’d be quite pleased! Which is to say, they don’t look droopy at all to me, but the hanging out the sides isn’t a good look.  Funny word that, droopy, you type it a couple times and it sounds really odd… Anyways, the dress doesn’t leave much to the imagination, and not in a good way, and is kind of shapeless through the waist. But I can see why she liked it, it’s a good idea that didn’t quite live up to its promise. I love the earrings though!

    • crash1212

      You know, this is one weird-ass dress, but I would’ve been totally on board if it weren’t for the side-boob. I just cannot get with the side boob. Sorry Gwynnie – OUT. But, love the shoes and the hair and the earrings and your legs…well I love/like everything else. Side-boob = OUT every time.

    • Linda Harris


    • Sophie Collier

      Awful, awful, awful.  I almost feel like there was supposed to be a top or something underneath that apron of a dress.  Those dreamcatcher earrings are so very gaudy but the shoes are nice.  Gwenny, you need a bra.  You can’t yoga away low-hanging boobage.

    • Beth Ann

       Out! I love the shoes and the color of the dress, but there’s not enough dress there. It looks like a cross between space age nightie and apron. Maybe a tiny tween girl with no breasts could pull off this dress as a twee look, but not a grown woman with a developed body.

    • Srw27

      She’s missing her dog, Astro. Also, SIDE BOOB!!!!!! Out.

    • Danielle West

      Out.  The side boob ruins it for me.

    • TomBord

      Ill-fitting and figure skater-ish……….and the clutch resembles an eyeglass case on steroids. prada schmada. 

    • Super_Red

      out! the horrors! out!

      also- the girl laughing at her in the third picture is kind of hilarious. “I was totally going to ask for your autograph… but I can’t look at you with a straight face…” 

    • marlie

      Out, out, out, out, OUT. O. U. T. 

    • demondoll


    • Laura


    • LuluBI

      There is no good reason for the side boob exposure. Why isn’t the dress cut a little wider on the top? It would look less like an apron, too.

    • PrunellaV

      If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. So.. nice legs!


    • Jacob Spencer

      IN. She somehow managed to make a short dress work at such a formal affair like the Met Ball. Side embellishments add the right amount of flash. Too much satin going on, though. Change the shoes to black and an simple metal clutch instead of that awful lens crafter eyeglasses case.

    • Nayasabrina

      OUT-  this dress looks like she’s all ready for her mammogram and PAP smear

      • friedacarmen

        THAT is hilarious.  And sadly for Gwennie, so so true.

    • Melissa Brogan

      Oh Gwynnie, no. OUT

    • demidaemon

      OUT. Sideboob, weird skirt, otherwise dull and a bit inappropriate for this event, no?

    • LordZoe

      werk. its strange and different, not red, beige or safe. love it.

    • RyzandShyn

      OUT…the droopy boobs and side droop did it.

    • marishka1

      That is some fancy apron.

    • marishka1

      That is some fancy apron.

    • Tausha Woods

      eww. OUT. (like the shoes though!)

    • Cousin_Rose

      Oh my! Out!

    • Anplica Fiore

      Looks like she’s growing fish fins on her posterior.  OUT

    • Laylalola

      Out. And this is why Project Runway designers really need to take note — when a celebrity as lean and clothes-horsey as Gwyn can’t pull off a look because there is no way to wear a bra with it, the look is doomed on the red carpet and on almost all noncelebrity women.

    • MissAnnieRN

      I like it, with reservations.  I am scared for her having her hand in the air like that.  She must have multiple layers of boob tape under there to feel comfortable doing that.  I love the earrings, don’t think the clutch/earrings/ring really look cohesive.

      I’m going to have to give her an OUT by default because it’s not IN.  

    • GTrain


    • charlotte


    • friedacarmen

      I never need to see any part of GPs boobs again.

    • friedacarmen

      Ya know, even though she is skinny, she does not have a nice chestal and torsal area.  Have you seen her in a bikini?  Ick.

    • Wendy Armstrong

      I think the Fug Girls got it spot-on with their “going to the gyno – in space” verdict.  Hate the side boob, hate the shape, hate the asymmetrical hem.  OUT.

    • butter nut

      OUT!  is she having a mid-life crisis?  that dress is clearly made for someone at least 15 yrs younger than her.  she’s a beautiful (grown) woman with tons of money.  there is no excuse for her to walk out of the house looking like this.  i assume no one she knows loves her.  she looks like a fool.

    • Shawn EH

      Out! Tacky! Blake Lively would have said no this thing. Why is the only thing I’ll ever love about Whineth going to be Pepper Pots, period? She’s only charming when sparring with Iron Man.

    • lifetime_student

      OUT. Looks like she remembered her apron and forgot her dress.

    • Sarah Adams

      OUT. So much fail in one outfit that I can’t even begin. The shoes, ring and earrings are lovely on their own, but don’t belong together. The dress is a PR round 2 auf, or should be. 

    • Mary Stone

      it’s a gynotastic mullet hem side boob-stravaganza…
      ….and it’s also an OUT.  YEEUCK

    • CrazyAuntie

      OUT – she looks dreadful.  And she should be embarassed.

    • Nicole Renee

      Out. short dress at the met ball? Tacky Gwennie, tacky. 

    • lilazander

      Bells and whistles in accessories: whatever, fine. Side-boob show: OUT! OUT!