Why the hell does Angelina Jolie always dress like she’s at a funeral?
Angelina Jolie attends screening of her new film “In the Land of Blood and Honey” at the Foreign Commonwealth Office in London. Angelina Jolie wore a L’Agence long sleeve wrap dress from the Fall/Winter 2012 Collection.
Jeez, we realize her movie’s not exactly a romp, but this outfit doesn’t say “Thank you for coming to see my movie” so much as it says “I’m so sorry for your loss.” It doesn’t help that she’s relatively jewelry-free (this thing is screaming for a necklace) or that the dress looks to be at least a size too large for her. You can take a simple dress like this and make it chic and attention-getting with the right choices, but there’s a reason we coined the term “pulling a Jolie.” Girl just doesn’t think she needs to put the effort in.
But we are prepared to be told we’re being too harsh. We’ll laugh impolitely behind our hands while you do so, like bitchy ladies in waiting, but you would expect no less from us.
IN! She’s gorgeous, you bitches.
OUT! I put more effort in to get to work today.
K Stew’s sassy schoolgirl look was rated IN by the PUFs.
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