We’re filing this one under GTNYD, but really, the problem here could be summed up more accurately as, Girl, That’s TOO MUCH Your Dress.
Britney Spears attends the first “X-Factor” auditions in Austin in a Brian Lichtenberg dress.
If we were playing a round of Pretend Stylist Flash Cards – y’know, when someone holds up a picture of a dress and you shout out the first celebrity who should wear it. What? You don’t all do this in your spare time when nothing’s on TV? Anyway, if we were playing Pretend Stylist Flash Cards and someone held up this picture:
Brian Lichtenberg Scuba Zipper Dress
We’d instantly shout out “BRITNEY!!!” Not because we’re high-strung fanbois but because it’s so obviously the kind of dress she goes for. For which she goes. Whatever. You get our point.
But here’s the thing: if we really were Britney’s stylists, we’d steer her away from this dress, because it’s too expected and because it doesn’t actually suit her as well as she thinks. She’s not quite in Aguilera territory, but she could look so much better than this.
Brits, pack this dress up and send it to Lea Michele. Then call us and we’ll take you out shopping.
[Photo Credit: Getty, singer22.com]