EW’s “Magic Mike” Covers

Posted on May 17, 2012

What with Cannes going on and all, you can expect to be flooded with “ladies in gowns” posts for the foreseeable near-future. So thank you, Entertainment Weekly, for giving us this shot of testosterone to get us over the hump, so to speak.

Also, let’s all hate that girl in the last pic for having the job we all wish we had.

Joe Manganiello IS STRIPPER JESUS:

Matthew McConaughey,  Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer,  and Channing Tatum are featured in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly magazine photographed by Rachael Lieberman.

 

[Photo Credit: Rachael Lieberman for ew.com]

    • tresfabuleux

      PRAISE!

    • Paigealicious

       Nooooo chaps :(

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        They are not the least bit flattering.

      • Rebecca Hatcher

          And where did his feet go? But seriously, did the chaps eat them?

      • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

        Why do people think chaps are great? 

        “You know what this outfit needs….another layer of pants!”

        • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

          I love it when they’re done properly, all “I just got off the horse after a long day of hard work, I am practical and strong and dusty and would you perhaps like to help me get clean?” But this is too polished. Polish is great – not gonna argue the value of a man in a good suit – but chaps have a purpose and denying that purpose takes the sexy right out of them.

          • Adriana_Paula

            Well said!

          • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

            Never liked the look of them myself.  I understand them from a practicality standpoint, and if they’ve don’t have all the frosting you see on some pairs (fringe, rhinestones, etc), they can look alright (you do paint a compelling image though).  But with a fashion critical eye, I’d rather just see the men wearing some good leather pants.

            These also reek way too much of “oh see me? I’ve never been within twenty yards of a horse but see this hat and my leather chaps?  I’m totes a cowbro, rawr.”

          • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

            Yeah. Well-worn chaps over some beat-up tight jeans, you’ve got something there. But baggy black chaps over black pants? What??

          • SapphoPoet

            Yep. Go take a look at the guys in chaps on the Pioneer Woman’s blog. 

        • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

          Cause they put the focus right on the package. And buns. I’m all for chaps!

        • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

          Cause they put the focus right on the package. And buns. I’m all for chaps!

        • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

          Well, my husband’s first sight of Sydney was a bunch of leather boys in arseless chaps the morning after Mardi Gras one year. So it clearly has appeal for someone (although he almost ran screaming back to the airport, poor sheltered love).

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6RS6NLL44AED3E4QWIYTDQGU6I Psy_Chick

            Chaps, by their very definition, are assless. Otherwise, they would be pants.

          • Saoirse Lee

            “Arseless chaps”, a pair of words that never fail to make me snort with laughter when I hear them together.

        • Lisa

          OMG, I’m dying, that’s hilarious!

    • Anathema_Device

      Between this movie and the Avengers, the personal-trainers in Hollywood must be doing quite well for themselves. And for us, really.
       

      • Maggie_Mae

        Recent photos on Tumblr show that Benedict Cumberbatch also did some serious working out for his part on the next Star Trek movie.  

        In the first show of the 2nd series of Sherlock, there was nothing wrong with the wiry frame revealed when Mycroft stepped on that sheet in Buckingham Palace.  But there’s more of him now!

        • julnyes

           Yep, Benny is quite buff at the moment.

        • rawrgrowlrawr

          Nooooo! As he is, Mr. Cumberbatch is my dream man. I love my men long and lean. I like to imagine when I date such men we look like adorable chopsticks. I hope his body is incapable of getting too bulky. 

        • Aurumgirl

          How is it that you dared to leave the link out?

      • lordandtaylor

        Amen sistah!

    • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

      Something here for every taste.

      • ThatPeterG

        Yeah, and I’ll take a taste of everything, thank you!

        • tresfabuleux

          RIGHT?! I’mma need me a pupu platter of all that deliciousness….

      • Sobaika

        A veritable smorgasbord. YUM.

      • AlexisPayne

        I’ll take the two in the back right!

      • rawrgrowlrawr

        Nope. Needs a wiry type. 

      • Spicytomato1

        I guess I’m just not very hungry today. In fact Matt McM pretty much killed my appetite.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josefina-Madariaga-Suárez/100002964685796 Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      Am I the only one who finds  Matthew McConaughey a little… disgusting? Like those guys addicted to the gym because they’re overcompensating for something?

      • http://twitter.com/grooxcore Marie Ee

        he reminds me of mr shue from glee. So yes very high on the creep factor.

      • librarygrrl64

        A LITTLE disgusting? No. Extremely creepy and douchey in a good-ol’-boy-surfer-dude-hybrid kinda way? Yes. He skeeves me. It’s a strong visceral reaction to even just hearing his name. Blech.

        • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

          I’m the same way. I loathe him in a totally irrational way and always have. He annoys me and skeeves me at the same time.

          • librarygrrl64

            Not sure I’d call it irrational. He is kinda…nuts.

        • formerlyAnon

           Well, “creepy and douchey in a good-ol’-boy-surfer-dude-hybrid kinda way” describes my impression of him beautifully. But I must confess I feel much less intensely about it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Beth-Rang/1362051737 Beth Rang

          Me too! Me too! I didn’t perceive him that way when he first started acting. He seems to get worse every year. 

      • kimmeister

        It’s no coincidence that he’s the one wearing the hat – gotta cover up those weird hair plugs somehow!

      • TropiCarla

        It’s because he’s a T-Rex. ;-)

      • Cecilia Evans

        Yes! I was going to say the same thing.  He really skeeves me out. 

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      I’ve been complaining that there’s no Matt Bomer in the trailer, so THANK YOU, EW!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cortney-Dean/100002491593625 Cortney Dean

      I would totally take her job. I mean, I’d be lame and blushing and trying not to be obviously ogling him, but I would love that job.

    • http://twitter.com/msjwatt J.Watt

      I actually died, then came back to life because of the ‘STRIPPER JESUS’ comment. Literally.

      • GorgeousThings

        Stripper Jesus begets Stripper Lazarus. Woo hoo! :)

      • SRQkitten

        Stripper Jesus, come save me! [evil grin]

        srq

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • sockandaphone

      what a great post to wake up to.

    • alyce1213

      There’s one movie I won’t be seeing, thanks.
      A testosterone-fest.

      • librarygrrl64

        Once when working a production of Company, I had to run out at intermission to buy underwear for the woman playing April (who has to appear in her underwear in Act II) because she hadn’t worn any to the theater that night. “Oh, I’m a dancer. I never wear underwear.” Idiot.

        • alyce1213

          Because, of course, one can’t dance with underwear on.

          • librarygrrl64

            Well, one usually doesn’t if one is in only a leotard and tights or a catsuit, where anything worn underneath would show. Maybe some wear thin thongs or g-strings. But A. This was a musical, not a dance show, B. She wasn’t even playing the one dance role, and C. It wasn’t even opening night and she knew she had to appear in underwear in the bedroom scene, so BRING SOME EFFING UNDERWEAR! Panties, bra, cami, ANYTHING.

            When I am the costumer, I lay down the law: your lady business and man bits do not not go into those costumes commando unless there is a valid reason. I mean, sheesh, even the guys in The Full Monty wore underwear with their non-stripper pants. C’mon. It’s a borrowed/rented costume, not your own pants.

            • lordandtaylor

              You should see whhat goes on backstage at theme parks. No one wear underwear (except for me of course). I hated being in the evening cast (after 6 daytime shows) because the costume were damp and gross. I still have nightmares and wake up itching.

            • librarygrrl64

              Ew, ew, ew!!! I am the farthest thing from a germ-o-phobe, but that’s pretty disgusting. Why wouldn’t you wear underwear just as a precaution AGAINST all of the other people sharing your costume who WEREN’T wearing underwear??? I mean, I know it must be hot in those things, but breathable cotton panties/boxers/bra would only help, IMO. Now extra glad that my college-age self didn’t end up getting that performing job at Busch Gardens; bush, indeed….

        • formerlyAnon

           I’ve heard a statistically unlikely number of ridiculous – not to say idiotic – things prefaced by “Oh, I’m a dancer.” It’s the air of pride with which the ridiculous thing is said that really annoys.

          But if it’s someone who’s making – or trying to make – a living as a dancer, I remind myself how grueling and short-lived that existence is, and sometimes I find some forbearance. Other times, not, and the eye rolling must be restrained by what few shreds of civility I have left.

          • librarygrrl64

            LOL! Good luck to you, both with the career (grueling and short, indeed) and with the forbearance.  Is it just me, or are the most clueless and self-important people always the least talented and the most unprofessional? The most talented people I have worked with over the years have also been among the most humble and self-deprecating.

            FYI, in my younger and thinner past, I “danced” in some musicals (non-professional), sometimes sans culottes/avec leotard; however, my panties were always waiting for me in the dressing room. Just sayin’.

            • formerlyAnon

               I’ll take the good luck, though I never had the coordination to dance seriously & if I had, that ship would have sailed several decades ago!

            • librarygrrl64

              LOL! Sorry, must have mis-read you. And you will notice the parenthetical “non-professional” in my post, so ditto on these sentiments from me. “Good enough not to embarrass herself in an amateur/school production” was about the highest praise I would have earned for my “dancing.” But it sure was fun.

    • CheriCPat

      I have heard nothing about this “Magic Mike.”  Am I correct in understanding there is a movie about male strippers with Joe Manganiella in it?  Because this is one lesbian that won’t miss that!!!

      • JasmineAM

        It’s inspired by the stripper days of Channing Tatum. 

        • mshesterp

          And it looks AWESOME: http://youtu.be/eMU7s6cwxEM

          I am starting to really love me some Channing Tatum.

    • Lina_bee

      I can’t wait for the deep, probing interview questions:  “Tell us, as a thespian, how did you prepare for this role? Did you find it challenging? Did you need to attend a lot of stripper-nights at your local gay bars? How do you think your fans will react to seeing you on screen like this? Will you be in the sequel?”

    • JasmineAM

      I’m sure this movie will be stupid or whatever, so SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. I’m all for some male objectification.

      • Rand Ortega

         “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY”
        Will go down (yep!) along w/ “To Be Or Not To Be” as 1 of the great quotes in the King’s English.

    • http://twitter.com/AllenOnHisWay Allen Robert

      Bless you Tom and Lorenzo. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Thank goodness for the warning! I would have pulled that out of mailbox and had a screaming orgasm in front of my neighbors.

    • hape_dex

      I call dibs on Manganiello and Bomer!

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      Oh, Joe Manganiello.  I know you were crafted in a laboratory…but thank you scientists for creating all that.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        And can they craft more just like Joe?  Please?

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      If this is my own, personal stripper Jesus, I’ll reach out and touch faith.

      Hell, I’ll reach out and touch all their faiths.

      • RL McGruder

        Preach the WORD!

      • schadenfreudelicious

        love your Depeche Mode reference :)

    • EEKstl

      “Stripper Jesus.” Gawd love ya, boys.

    • fashionablylate

      *Whewww* That’s the best advertisement for a movie I’ve ever seen!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMLK23QK6C7NMLMVVYA5POXKJY WhiteMage

      matthew mcconaghy is really out of place here. and holy true blood. 

    • Chaiaiai

      Thank you for doing the Lord’s work, TLo.  TESTIFY!

    • kimmeister

      Joe’s abs are RIDICULOUS in that third pic.  You could smuggle small mammals in those grooves!

      • MissAnnieRN

        Seriously. I can’t even believe a mere mortal has muscles like that.

        • TropiCarla

          I met an athlete once – years ago, long jump was his specialty; I swear that he had to have been a beautifully sculpted cyborg. The spandex did nothing to hide his incredible form on the field … poetry in motion. Joe made me think of him.

    • ChristySchiff

      I can’t believe Mr. Shirtless McConaughey himself is actually in a shirt.

      But why are their shirts dirty?  I mean there’s dirty, and then there’s dirty.  And this looks like hugging hostess cupcakes dirty.

      • alyce1213

        Because Joe’s pecs and abs are better than his, maybe?  I dunno.
        They all need a bath.  Now that would be a photo spread!

        • formerlyAnon

          In fairness to the ladies (ETA: those groupings of women periodically staged in various magazines), I think a Vanity Fair spread featuring them lounging in & around a large Roman tub full of bubbles, sipping champagne and reclining in various states of undress upon satin pillows & faux fur throws is required.

    • GorgeousThings

      I don’t hate Matthew McConaughey, at least not since Tropic Thunder. But he is a bit Peter Pan-ish. I do have to admit I read the names as “Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, Matt Boner, and Channing Tatum”

      I guess my Freudian Slip was showing.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      They all look like tools, but hot tools, so I’m not complaining all that much.

    • jenno1013

      For some reason now, whenever I see Tatum, I want to play FMK.  Since there’s 4, let’s add SCWA (smoke cigarette with afterward, figuratively of course).
      F – Manganiello
      M – Tatum
      K – McConaughey
      SCWA – Bomer

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        F- Manganiello
        M- Bomer (yeah, I know, and I don’t care)
        K- Tatum
        SCWA- McConaughey

        • donkeygospel6

          I’d rather play my own version:
          Fuck — Tatum
          Marry — Bomer
          Kill — McConaughey
          Swallow — Manganiello

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        F- Manganiello
        M- Bomer (yeah, I know, and I don’t care)
        K- Tatum
        SCWA- McConaughey

    • minnye

      Perfect amounts of beef + camp = awesome, love it.

    • snarkykitten

      Matt Bomer looks so confused

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Joe Manganiello: I believe!

    • joe_tey83

      *drools and prostrates at the feet of STRIPPER JESUS*

    • miagain

      What is Maconatittywhatever doing there?

      • miagain

         oh… it’s for a movie, well never mind.

    • Nicole Chubb

      “STRIPPER JESUS”. I am dying over here – hahahahaha

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Poor Channing cannot get his stripper past out.  Looks like a professional Chippendale.  As for stripper Jesus…that is some funny funny shit TLo.

      • Melissa Brogan

         Considering he’s promoting the movie that’s based on his real-life stripper career, it’s probably for the best that he can still bust out like a Chippendale.

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      Stripper Jesus, I will follow him.

      • mjude

        follow him wherever he may go….

        • TieDye64

          Oh yeahhhhhh.

      • donkeygospel6

        For Stripper Jesus, Last Supper becomes Last Circe Jerk.

    • Kimmu

      Oh Charming Potato. I will so be seeing this and no doubt enjoying how cheesy it is. Until then, I shall just have to rewatch the Eagle.

      Although damn, I had no idea McConaughey was so short. I guess I am spoiled by Hemsworth and Hiddleston and assume everyone is around 6’3 until I see that they aren’t.

      • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

        See, I’ve started assuming all male actors are 5’10” or below until proven otherwise. One of the fun things about Avengers was imagining standing in that group and feeling diminutive for once. (It’s simultaneously thrilling and terrifying, that.)

        I also loved the episode of White Collar that Joe Manganiello guest-starred on: Matt Bomer is usually the tall one in that cast, so it was HILARIOUS watching him walking around with this guy who loomed over him by a full head.

        • Kimmu

          You always hear people say actors all tend to be much shorter, but you don’t really SEE it until they’re standing next to someone you know is really tall. Of course, they’re all taller than me since I’m a runt lol

          I seriously LOVE all of the candid shots of the Avengers cast from the Central Park filming, and Tom and Chris are clearly at least a head taller than everyone else. Gods among mere mortals.

          and man I need to catch up on White Collar, I didn’t know Manganiello was in an ep.

          • Vodeeodoe

             Just start watching the Conan O Brian show and you’ll see how short most male actors are. I can’t remember for sure, but I think Conan is 6’7.

        • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

          Tim DeKay is taller than Bomer, by several inches, since he’s about 6’2″ and Bomer’s just under 6′. (And I can vouch for DeKay’s height.)

          • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

            I think I knew that, but I keep forgetting. I guess they’re just close enough that I don’t notice the difference. Thanks!

        • Vodeeodoe

           Actually I think there are more male actors out there who are really short. Think 5’8 and under.

          • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

            Eh, it’s all shorter than me, so they’re basically all the same height. :D

      • ccinnc

         It never gets old, hearing Channing Tatum referred to as Charming Potato. Thanks. :)

        • Kimmu

          lol I can’t drop it. He’s one of my guilty pleasures since I think he’s oddly charming in most of his movies even if he does not possess much range as an actor.

          • MikeW_PHX

             He has the acting range of A to A 

    • http://iwonderandiwander.wordpress.com/ Kris

      There is not nearly enough Matt Bomer in this post!

    • Susan Crawford

      Lord have mercy.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      Oh my God. So much second hand embarrassment.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      This movie looks hilarious – I may actually go see it.

      But what IS the girl whose job TLo covets DOING to that boy? Is she… petting him with a mitten? Currycombing him? Am confused.

      • Melissa Brogan

         Probably doing something like applying bronzer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

      It’s like Christmas! Gay Christmas! Oh wait that’s Halloween. I fell out at “stripper Jesus.” I will be gathering a gaggle of gals to oogle this film. Yes, indeedy!

    • http://roughmenstandready.wordpress.com/ Dejah Thoris

      I want to be the Mary Magdalene to Joe’s Stripper Jesus

      • TieDye64

        Amen and amen. But, I’ll be playing the part of Mary, thankyouverymuch.

    • http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

      Never thought I’d see a pic where Matthew McConaughey looks puny…

    • AnaRoW

      Joe Manganiello’s abs look painful. I’ll probably go see this because I’m a Steven Soderbergh fan but none of these guys do anything for me.

    • mshesterp

      Mangianello doesn’t really do much for me, but Channing Tatum totally does, especially after 21 Jump Street.  He’s just so damn charming.

      The trailer looks FANTASTIC: http://youtu.be/eMU7s6cwxEM

    • Calinda_L

      So the next time Vanity Fair depicts an orgy, er, um, I mean slumber party with scantily clad starlets on the cover in the name of… let’s go with “art”, we know now what the male equivalent is. 

    • giiiirrrr

      Laughing hysterically over Stripper Jesus and the whole low-rent gay leather bar theme.  Rough trade anyone?

    • judybrowni

      Hot flash.

      Haven’t had one in years, so thanks TLo. And I mean that in a good way.

      • judybrowni

        Although I have no idea what a Magic Mike is, I’m off to Google it.

        • judybrowni

          Back again: Magic Mike is Showgirls with six packs.

          But the trailer disappointing, Charming Potato is the last of that bunch I want to see with his shirt off, no less acting and talking and shit. And Tatum is the star.
          Oh well.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      Either that girl’s job or fluffer, I’m easy like that. :-)

      Also, do abs like that really exist? Really? I’ll just be in my bunk.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      I laughed all the way through this post. Thanks for my daily hilarity! What the hell is this movie?

    • BazoDee

      Oh damn! Matt Bomer looks soo good in clothes and half out of them. Swoon. 

    • lordandtaylor

      Gulp. So many men, so little time as I always say.
      When can I buy a ticket?
      These guys can’t hold a candle to that guy in the American Apparel ads that appear on the top of the TLO page.

      • LambeeBaby

        Are you serious? The American Apparel guy does not work for me, and I like a good dork

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

      Are the Village People back?

    • lordandtaylor

      Bless your heart for providing the link. I can’t thank you enough. You can have Channing. I am going for Matt. Let’s make it a double date.

    • turtleemily

      Ew, Matthew McConaughey.

      • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

        Wonder if he’s there to make the other guys hotter, not that they need to do that but … just sayin’.

    • aristida_girl

      oh that joe, so delicious!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667203651 Susan Stroud Lloyd

      I see Joe is continuing his two-face streak.  From the top: 1. sex bomb 2. trying not to do a difficult math problem in his head 3. sex bomb/math problem HYBRID!  I sent this link to my girls at work, and lemme tell you, some panties caught on fire!

    • PastryGoddess

      I just have one small teeny weeny question.  Is MM wearing PLATFORM FUCKING COWBOY BOOTS?

      just asking

      • Vodeeodoe

         Full on!

    • guest2visits

      This kind of presentation doesn’t work for me at all.  No sexy.  And the movie; nope.   Well, never say never; I may rent it one day.

    • Melissa Brogan

      I’ll probably rent this eventually, just for Channing Tatum. He has no range as an actor, but he’s charming and handsome. I don’t see the appeal in any of the rest of these guys, though.

    • Vodeeodoe

      Am I the only person who thinks Channing Tatum is ugly and a bad actor? The rest of those boys can totally eat cookies in my bed and I won’t kick them out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angelica-Smith-Mertens/150401222 Angelica Smith Mertens

      OMFG!!!!  I’M IN LOVE!!!!!

    • allisankelly

      Hotness served. Joe is so hot. The other boys are nice to look at, but they should be giving deference to Joe like they are.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Beth-Rang/1362051737 Beth Rang

      “Joe Manganiello IS STRIPPER JESUS!”
      to which I must reply: AMEN!

      Now if he was the only one on the cover, I would surely put it up to gaze at whenever in need of male eye candy. Sigh.

    • newtonGOTbeaned

      I’m dying to see this movie. Especially Mr. Bomer. Hopefully naked. 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/K3O2QNXDJIU3AJINAGNJRYWDZ4 mrspotts66

      i…
      i…
      just shorted out the keyboard.

    • TSkot

      McConaughey looking a little long-in-the-tooth comparatively.  Whoever put him in the hat should be fired, and he’s got no waistline for a stripper movie.

    • TieDye64

      Stripper Jesus…hallelooo! Can I get an A-men up in here? HAHAAAAA, damn, I love T Lo inc.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      GOOD GOD JOE!!!  I still can’t believe a person like that exists …

      Joe and Matt, hopefully there will be a scene of these two strippers together, like how they love to have two girl strippers go at it.

    • LordZoe

      that is truly hilarious. i bet no one could hold a straight face on that photoshoot

    • KikiB1

       Matthew McConaughey is rolling in the derp

    • Aurumgirl

      Stripper Jesus.  

    • AllisonRae

      Haha stripper Jesus indeed!!! I just looked on imdb, and Joe Manganiello’s characters name is Big Dick Richie….

      • donkeygospel6

         Which is perfect casting because Joe has a serious case of Big Dick Face.

        • AllisonRae

           Haha!! So true :)

    • Carlodog

      We can lose McConnaughey but thank you Jeebus for the other 3.  I am much too old to be drooling over a magazine cover but that’s what I’ve been doing since I found it in my mailbox yesterday. 

    • Linderella

      My crush on Channing Tatum disturbs me, because he is SO not my (usual type).  I don’t like a man whose neck is as big around as my waist.  But he’s dreamy.
      And I’ve had it bad for Matt Bomer (closer to my usual type) for a long while now.
      Yes, I will be seeing this movie immediately.

    • Lisa

      “Joe Manganiello IS STRIPPER JESUS”.

      I’d like to put a dollar in *that* collection basket, if ya know what I mean!

      (In case I burn in hell for that joke, just rest assured that it was *totally* worth it!)

    • http://www.fatladysings.us/ TFLS

      Love leather chaps on a man.  Now if only he’d lose those jeans…….

    • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Dr Skylaser

      Matthew McConahguaheyahey (I blame the Fug Girls!) and Magic Mike look very silly.  Bomer and Manganiello. . . my goodness me, where’s my fan?