This is the story of two Ditas.
Dita Von Teese attends “Dita Von Teese” Signature Eau de Parfum Fragrance Launch Photocall in London in Hervé L. Leroux.
Dita Von Teese attends Duftstars Awards 2012 in Berlin in Jean Paul Gaultier.
and Bad Dita.
Good Dita has creamy skin, ebony hair and red lips like Snow White.
Bad Dita takes her makeup tips from the Evil Queen.
Good Dita is surrounded by flowers and fragrance.
Bad Dita is surrounded by logos and leather.
Good Dita wears a lovely teal gown that shows off her delicious scoops of breast.
Bad Dita is one flick of the wrist away from showing you her cooch.
Bad Dita sounds like more fun but Good Dita would probably get you better service when you’re out together.
[Photo Credit: Away!, Landmark/PR Photos]