David Beckham Gets Moist

Posted on May 18, 2012

We figured we’ve been dishing out way too much in the way of meat when it comes to our man-posts lately, so we thought we’d take a moment and turn back toward style and the ancient gentlemanly qualities we value so highly here at T Lo Gentlemanly Qualities, Ltd., which is not at all a private escort service for wealthy gay men, even though it sounds like it is and we are not averse to accepting money and gifts from wealthy gay men.

Lorenzo, who loves both David Beckham and fine suiting, almost burst into tears at the sight of the following pictures.

David Beckham attends the Olympic Torch Handover in Greece.

You would have thought he was watching a natural disaster happen in real time.

Fortunately for Lorenzo, David Beckham, and David Beckham’s fine suit…

… the man has supernatural self-drying powers. And perfect fucking hair.





[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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  • Judy_S

    Tears of joy, surely? That’s a fine-looking man-in-suit and suit-on-man, both.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    So many good posts this week, but this gets my vote for best LOL moment!! 
    “You would have thought he was watching a natural disaster happen in real time.”

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

       Seiuoulsy right? TLo you make me laugh. And smile. At David Beckham and his fine suiting. sigh..

      • Jecca2244

         I legit feel better about life in general when I read TLo’s posts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

    The ‘stache..?

    • LuvLy01

      got to go!

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      For reals, unless he’s gotten some gig as the new Captain Morgan, that situation needs locked down immediately.

    • kimmeister

      Even though I hate the similar one on Bradley Cooper, Beckham is actually pulling it off!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

       He looks like a movie villan

  • Jo Koster

    Wish he would give the name of his tailor to Bill Cambridge. It would be an act of national improvement.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

      For reals, that thing is fitted as he is fit.

  • deathandthestrawberry

    The beardscaping makes me cry, but man the cuts a fine figure in a suit. I’ll give him that. And I actually like the ‘stache.

    • http://twitter.com/NormDeplume720 Norm Deplume

      I like the stache on him too, although that surprises me.

      • fursa_saida

        Me three. Sort of reminiscent of Jude Law as Dr. Watson.

  • SpcilK

    I love almost everything except for the Captian Morgan stash.

  • http://profiles.google.com/awilsongirl Amy Wilson

    God almighty. It is only the power of the Beckham that makes me able to completely overlook that strange facial hair.  He is one magnificent looking (and well dressed) man.

    • amywinns


  • alyce1213

    Perfection – gorgeous suiting and not too tight, too big, too long or too short; no shirt is puffing out through that well-fitted jacket (that drives me INSANE), and great shoes.

    I adore his wicked little smile.

    • makeityourself

      The tailoring is making me swoon.

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    heh heh heh… you wrote “moist”

  • MilaXX

    oooohhh  pretty!

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    The suit is divine. His body is perfect for this cut. The hair on the top of his head is fantastic. The hair on his face… not so much.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/marla_melendez eme and azul

    he even makes the weird mustache look good (maybe it is just me!)

    good lordy, I think I need an umbrella too! *wink*

  • granddelusion

    Yes. Perfect hair for fucking.

  • mjude

    he cant even help himself.  sigh

  • http://roughmenstandready.wordpress.com/ Dejah Thoris

    What a rogue! 

  • Thundar99

    I like the VanDyke!  Beckham may yet bring it back in style…although he does kinda looks like the mask from V for Vendetta come to life a little bit.

    • Lisa Dugan

      My exact thought!  V!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      yes a distinct Guy Fawkes vibe going on there!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      yes a distinct Guy Fawkes vibe going on there!

  • joe_tey83

    What do you mean dishing out too much meat? There can NEVER be too much meat! I am still eagerly awaiting the return of Thursday Thighs.

  • Spicytomato1

    The suit: yes. The man: no.

    T Lo Gentlemanly Qualities, Ltd….love it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

    I want that umbrella…

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

    Death by Quadricep.

    Lordy, what a beautiful man!

  • RebeccaKW

    He looks so good in that suit.  I don’t even mind the weird facial hair.  But I still prefer him shirtless.

  • GorgeousThings

    His facial hair is positively piratical. In an Errol Flynn sort of way.
    Mmmmmm… Lucky Posh

  • GorgeousThings

    His facial hair is positively piratical. In an Errol Flynn sort of way.
    Mmmmmm… Lucky Posh

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZFKRECRF5BOBWB4RXAJGI4D6KA mmc

    The fit.  The pants.  The hair.  Bitch, indeed.  Gimme!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZFKRECRF5BOBWB4RXAJGI4D6KA mmc

    The fit.  The pants.  The hair.  Bitch, indeed.  Gimme!

  • ccm800

    well done. Well done. 

  • ccm800

    well done. Well done. 

  • http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/lastbutnotleast janinedm

    Shouldn’t he be busy planning the Hunger Games?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bethany-Roullett/100000413803142 Bethany Roullett

      Hah!  Exactly who I thought of too.

  • Lina_bee

    He does clean up nice, doesn’t he?

  • carolynmo

    More of this, please. Yes, I’m greedy.

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    i don’t even like davey b. usually, but i gotta say he is STYLIN’ here.  are wide ties in now?  if they weren’t already, they are now!  the tie bar is very dapper.  love the pink shirt, too.  what’s the lapel pin?  doesn’t look quite like a breast cancer ribbon.

    • http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

      Looks like the London Olympics logo, which features Lisa Simpson giving head.

  • drdirection

    To all those silly boy stars who will someday become grown men (and Mark Ruffalo)…are you paying attention?

  • rose88

    He’s sexy and he’s knows it!  But I wish he’d lose the facial hair because it makes him look like a villain from an old Bogart movie.

  • Rand Ortega

    Is that a grey streak in the front? I think I just fell in love w/ him even more. Saw him up close at a Galaxy game a few weeks ago. Didn’t notice anything but that gorgeous body wet from just kicking the winning goal.

  • http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

    His tie is too large though. And I wish more celebs would learn to tie a Windsor knot…

  • Puckndc

    all other Hollyrock boytoys take note!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001998855370 Fatima Siddique

    Nice smirk, Becks. The Captain was here?

  • TheDivineMissAnn

    Hey, David.  If the guys in the skirts can handle a little rain (first pic), so can you!  Wet or dry the man is hawt.

  • Qitkat

    I’m not normally a fan, but sputter…sputter…holy…wow…damnation…

    I want to be on the arms of a man who looks like this.

  • MissAnnieRN

    The INSTANT I saw these pictures in Lainey’s blog i knew you guys would be all over the fit of his suit.

  • CQAussie

    Ah Becks.  Never change.  OK maybe change the facial hair a tiny bit.  It’s a little on the SHAPP side, no?  Still though.  Le HOT.

  • guest2visits

    David and his suit both appear to be having a good time.   Adventures in the rain would not be complete without the
    huge British looking umbrella and the twisty moustache.

  • http://twitter.com/riosramblings Michael Rios

    I don’t know if it’s a great suit or just an unbelievably hot guy and I do. Not. Care. He looks incredible.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Beckham is nicely turned out -it is a pleasure to see a man in a well-fitting suit.

  • http://twitter.com/wednesdaydreams Natalie

    he seriously gets better with age.

  • Michelle Cunningham

    What the what? The way he’s styled his hair, he now looks JUSt like Bob Harper (aka biggest loser trainer hottie).  How am I supposed to tell them apart other than DB’s squeaky voice?

  • quiltrx

    My God, he is incredible.  Always.

    (even my husband secretly thinks so. He said recently, “it’s a shame he’s all covered in tattoos now. That’s like drawing graffiti on the Mona Lisa.”)

  • Mirakel9

    He is a dandy….

  • Mirakel9

    He is a dandy….

  • fiestyfashionfem

    The man is on my “list.” Seriously, is there any man or woman in this world ( who is lucid) who doesn’t have him down on their list?  And by “list” I mean a freebie you get to, well you know, anytime anywhere.  On any other man that hair shit on his lip would be hair shit.  On him?  Catnip for the – well – you know.

  • fiestyfashionfem

    The man is on my “list.” Seriously, is there any man or woman in this world ( who is lucid) who doesn’t have him down on their list?  And by “list” I mean a freebie you get to, well you know, anytime anywhere.  On any other man that hair shit on his lip would be hair shit.  On him?  Catnip for the – well – you know.

  • frankystein123

    Perfection! … except for the lower facial region.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sonja-Brisson/1156967466 Sonja Brisson

    The facial hair must go. It is A_W_F_U_L.

  • understateddiva


  • Kirsten Kirsten

    Mr Beckham, let’s get you out of that wet suit, and into a dry martini…

  • http://twitter.com/anywhoo Leigh David

    Exquisite suit – but seriously – having the tie bar so high and not quite level makes me twitch. It looks as if he was trying to line it up with the top of the breast pocket and missed. My own fashion OCD wants to find a wider bar and move that bar down between the third and fourth button of his shirt.  My brain keeps flipping from “Aaaaaah!” to “Argh” as I contemplate the total effect and then zero in on that weird flaw.

  • TieDye64

    Great suit, but would you expect anything less? The tie bar, as has been mentioned, is bugging me to no end. Now go home and shave that shit off your face! It’s wrong.

  • http://www.thirteen.org/downton-abbey/category/the-downton-dish/ Gotham Tomato

    You want something to cry about? The 20 story high billboard of Becks in his underwear, above 34th Street, has been painted over. A tragedy if there ever was one.


    • Caaro3

      My deepest, most sincere condolences.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    Not digging the Snidely Whiplash look

  • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

    Au contraire, mon freres; it should read “David Beckham Makes Everyone Moist.”

    There.  I fixed that for you.

  • bluefish

    Ugh — I find him so annoying and over-done.  Too many doo-dads on his jacket. 

  • Zippypie

    WTF is with the Errol Flynn facial hair?  Robin Hood in a suit.

    • formerlyAnon

      A well tailored suit would improve almost every Robin Hood I’ve ever seen. Tights are merely anatomical. A beautifully tailored suit invites the swoon. Obviously, my own opinion.

  • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Dr Skylaser

    Not loving the facial hair, though.

  • formerlyAnon

    That last photo? Hair? drying powers? Be honest. We’re all responding to that adorably smiley smirk in the last photo, aren’t we?

  • Melissa Brogan

    I’m late to this party, but I have to say whoever his tailor is, he or she is worth their weight in solid gold.

  • TheOriginalLulu

    LOVE Becks, but not digging the stache. Not at all.

  • P M

    Dude, that’s a LOT of hairspray. 

  • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

    The use of moist *shudders* in the title drew me into this post and man o man am I glad it did. Nothing trumps sexy man in a suit. NOTHING!