Cover Boy Face-Off

Posted on May 31, 2012

Darlings, it’s time once again to objectify the men and force them into competing for our affections. Could there possibly be anything more wholesome, healthy, and life-affirming than that? Line up, boys, because the question that must be asked is about to be asked.

 

¿Quién es más macho?

 

Is it:

Adam Levine covers Detail’s June 2012 Issue

Or:

Christian Bale featured in the June 2012 issue of GQ Australia.

Or:

 Andrew Garfield covers GQ UK’s June 2012 Issue

 

It’s up to the kittens to make the call, but if you ask us, Garfield’s completely out of the running. He looks like he just shit his pants. That is so not macho. Which means you essentially have two douchebags to choose from. Enjoy your ethical dilemma, darlings!

 

 

[Photo Credit: details.com, gq.com.au/, gq-magazine.co.uk]

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Christian Bale, for me. please.  No need to wrap it,…..

      • wisenhar

        Come on, unwrapping it is the most fun.  :-)

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Sometimes true. But sometimes you just want get past all the social barriers.

          • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

            True. This is why sometimes “Wanna fuck?” is a great pick-up line.

            • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

              “Hi, um, stick it in!” – Margaret Cho

            • AngelaGreen

               God bless you for that.

            • http://cl.lk/23qx8aq Elizabeth H. Crane

              Who CARES what he’s really like...SpecialWork4.notlong.com

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              True story here:
              I’m in a bar, standing against the wall. There’s another guy next to me. A new fellow walks in, walks right up to the guy I’m next to and says, “Pardon me for invading your cruising space, but would you like to go home and fuck?”. Without a word, the man next to me nodded, smiled, and left the bar with him.

            • TieDye64

              Nothing like getting to the point, so to speak.

      • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

        I love me some Christian Bale, but holy shit does he look creepy here. That terrible, terrible facial hair combined with the serial-killer smile? Jesus H. Christ, he’s going to give me nightmares now.

    • piecesofconfetti

      Bale. I try not to think of what he’s like in real life, and instead focus on things like Velvet Goldmine. 

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         Hey this is all about fantasy, right?  Who CARES what he’s really like. We can make him into the man-o-our-dreams without any of that messy reality stuff, can’t we?

        • umeboshi

          angry rants to crew members aside, i have friends in the movie industry and heard a firsthand story about how he saved a PA’s LIFE (or, at least, face) by pushing him out the way of an exploding heater. if that ain’t macho and hot, i don’t know what is.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        LOVE Velvet Goldmine!

    • tresfabuleux

      I’d hate-fuck Adam Levine.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/OF5UVSD5VFKMO2HHHRPMWZSEBY Deb

         ..so hard.  So very, very hard….

      • thoroughlymodernmillie

        right? and keep the duct tape handy.

      • JosephLamour

        Ohhhhh, I would too. But marking him the new King of Pop? Seriously Details? SERIOUSLY.

        • tresfabuleux

          Yeah, I am so not here for that….

    • snarkykitten

      none of them do a thing for me. I’d only not kick them out of bed if it meant I got paid more. ;)

      • Hermione_Granger

        5% and an emerald necklace?

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      But…but…I don’t wanna douche!

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      Adam Levine FTW by far. 

    • Catiline

      I’d actually take Garfield over Levine, who is the Platonic essence of Douche incarnated into human form.  But let me tell you how I really feel…

      Bale all the way.

      • alyce1213

        “Platonic essence of Douche incarnated into human form”

        Love!

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        So agreed!! Adam Levine has about zero redeeming qualities. I think Garfield you could at least boss around. ;)

        • Catiline

          I think Garfield you could at least boss around. ;)
          Gurrrl, our minds are one.

      • http://twitter.com/LPsometimes LP

         Ditto.  At first I thought I was too old for Garfield, but then I realized he’s actually a smidge older than me.  Dunno why I thought he was like 22. I like the fops, though.  Bale over Levine, though.  Big time.  Adam Levine is just yuck.  Bring the Batman costume, though, Christian.

        • ampg

          Ugh, but then you have to listen to the ridiculous sandpaper-on-asphalt Batman voice, because God forbid he break character.

    • http://twitter.com/miggylol Miggy!

      These are all pretty underwhelming covers.

    • Noshmek

      Mr. Bale appears to be the most macho.  He also appears to be the biggest douchenozzle fritterburger this side of the Pacific.

      • newleaf1

        I’m totally quoting you on that!  Thank you!

        • LuisaNL

           me too!

      • raininmai

         I agree about Bale looking the most macho of the three, but I’m mostly getting a “crazy” vibe from him.

        I’m underwhelmed on all counts and I’m off to find a Bulgari ad and a little Clive Owen for some true macho.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

          Yeah, I’ve got a back issue of EW that I’ll unearth for the macho. Stripper Jesus… drooooool.

          • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

            Same here, girl. Same. Here.

        • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

          Not just a crazy “vibe”, it’s pretty much common knowledge that he is batshit. :)
          But batshit is certainly better than garden-variety-douche or boring-to-death.

        • Noshmek Snagtoof

          In my estimation, “macho” and “crazy” are generally points along the same “penicular overestimation” axis.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         That is going right into my lexicon of insulting phrases to know and tell.
        “douchenozzle fritterburger”
        (BWAH hah hah hah)

        • Rand Ortega

          Right along w/ my other new favorite term, “Douchekazoo”.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

             May I appropriate that as well?

            • Rand Ortega

              From such an erudite boulevardier, it would be an honor.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Merci beaucoup, Monsieur.
              Je suis flatte’

      • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

        Of course, Bale’s on the cover of GQ Australia so he gets biggest douchenozzel fritterburger on BOTH sides of the Pacific!  But his cover is the best here…

        • Noshmek Snagtoof

           I hadn’t even noticed that!  I was, of course, distracted by the Menacing Glare ™ which is usually reserved for sound editors, co-stars, and bagel bringers.

      • alyce1213

        I think Adam Levine is a bigger douchebag.

        • Noshmek Snagtoof

           But, but… he wasn’t in Newsies…

    • http://surelysonsy.blogspot.com/ Jessica | Surely Sonsy

      Adam Levine! All that facial hair on Bale, who usually makes me melt, is just not doing it for me.

      • mshesterp

        Agreed–I think Bale is sexy, but not digging his beard.  And Adam looks like he wants to do dirty things to me even though I usually find him a wee little tatted-up man, so…there’s that…Frankly I can’t decide.  Everyone seems to have their drawbacks in this contest!

    • newleaf1

      Adam Levine.  Douchebag or not, he’s really cute.  Christian Bale is giving off psycho killer vibes here…*shiver*

    • Kristy Evans

      Yeah, poor Garfield looks constipated. Bale for the win, mostly due to my residual and unending “Newsies” love but also because Adam Levine OOZES douchiness. 

    • Imasewsure

      Oh please… Christian Bale… he’s cute (though not exactly my type), he’s complex and his step-mom is Gloria F-ing Steinem…win win win 

    • Sobaika

      Adam Levine is – pardon the language – my ultimate hate-fuck.

    • RebeccaKW

      Mmm…macho?  None, really.  So, I’m changing this to who I’d fuck.  Adam Levine.  I think he’d be fun.  He may not remember your name, but at least you had a good time. 

    • Patricia Hoffman

      I will totally take Adam Levine off your hands. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      GROSS. None of the above, please. I think maybe I’ll go back to the cologne-ad face off and daydream…

      • http://surelysonsy.blogspot.com/ Jessica | Surely Sonsy

        yep, what you said.

      • Le_Sigh

         Agreed.  Its a douche-face-off.  I’m going to look at pictures of Joe Manganiello to cleanse my mental palette. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

      M=Bale; F=Levine; K=Garfield He bugs. 

      • AudreysMom

         my choices for the game, too.

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      I think Christian Bale just impregnated me with that cover.  Win!  Decent effort by Adam, but Andrew can just take himself home now.

    • Katie Riley

      Christian Bale. He’s Batman, he wins by default. 

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Metro-douche.

      Crazy-douche.

      Nerdy-douche.

    • MzzPants

      I’m writing in Ewan McGregor.

      • mshesterp

        I just heard the most awesome Louis C.K. routine (I think on “Shameless”) where he says he’s not gay even a little bit…but he would totally be gay for Ewan McGregor after meeting him in person.  That man has skills.  Replace him Andrew Garfield with him and then we’ll talk.

        • Catiline

          Did you see Ewan MacGregor’s interview on Conan, when Conan showed him that clip?  And Ewan’s answer was a very nonchalant, “well let’s see him put his money where his mouth is.”  Ahh, I died.  In the best way.

          • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

            I love the Bitter Kittens. Always giving me good stuff to google. :)

          • mshesterp

            No!  That is fantastic.  Ewan is just so charming when talking about it on Conan (but frankly, I think Louis CK is kind of adorable as well.  Judge away.)  

      • alyce1213

        Now we got something to work with.

    • http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

      Usually I cannot with Levine or Bale, but then, as you say, this is not a great look for Garfield – So I’m forced to choose Levine in this contest.

      And I’ll be needing the full Silkwood for my brain now please.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      Can I have them both?

    • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

      OK, does Adam Levine have a tattoo of a rosary? I know this wasn’t the original intent, but that seals it:
      M: Garfield-he’s adorbs, and we can fix those bathroom problems
      F: Bale, as long as he doesn’t talk. I’ve been ambivalent but leaning towards positive about him up until now, but I can practically see the wavy douche fumes coming off of this image. 
      K: Adam Levine. Who sings a song live about having moves like Jagger and doesn’t move? <—- That guy.

      • amber_julene

         And by the way, have you seen Jagger move? Duck lips and prancing like a pony come to mind.  No thank you.

        • BrooklynBomber

          You have a point, but in his heyday his moves were considered quite, er, daring, in an Elvis sort of way.

          • amber_julene

            I’ll grant you that, but in my heyday it was super hot to wear plaid flannel year-round and never comb your hair. So much for leaving it to heydays…

        • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

          Jimmy Fallon did the best Jagger moves in “Almost Famous”. 

    • http://angryfemur.tumblr.com Andrea Lane

      Good grief, they are all kind of douchey looking, no?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/rmccarthyjames RMJ12345

      Bale resembles my husband, so Bale. (And yes, I am a lucky bitch.)

    • MoHub

      Nope. None of them does it for me.

    • Jennifer Hofstetter

      I LOVE Christian Bale, and I think Andrew Garfield looks kind of adorable (even if he’s giving bad face), but Adam Levine is definitely the winner.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Bale. The picture of Levine, naked with a woman’s hand shielding his business? Ruined him forever in my eyes. If a small woman’s hand can completely obscure your package, I’m not interested.

    • BazoDee

      Levine. He’s in a plain white t-shirt but the look on his face is quite alluring. Although I have seen him look better. 

    • sterlingrose

      Christian Bale no question.  Look at him. And he is a phenomenal actor. I know he went off, but c’mon….let’s forgive and forget
      Watch the Fighter and all will be forgiven

    • Christina MacDonnell

      adam levine FTW, because christian bale needs to shave that shit on his face asap.  andrew garfield looks like a disheveled child next to those two.

    • mozzer0906

      Generally it is Bale, all his rant did during his stint on the terminator for me was make me think of how fantastic his dirty mouth must be…  

    • BrooklynBomber

      Which raises another difficult philosophical query: can a tattooed necklace* be considered macho? If so, when, and under what circumstances?

      * at least, that’s what it looks like to me, but what do I know?

    • jilly_d

      Christian Bale PLZ!

    • Hermione_Granger

      Christian Bale wins!

    • Oze R.

      ¡Christian Bale es el más macho! (And thanks TLo for your perfect Spanish spelling :D )

    • PeaceBang

      Yiiiich on Garfield and Levine : what twerps. Mr. Bale, please.

    • http://www.katidom.com/ Kati B

      Adam Levine for me. But I’ll need to get my scrub brush out to clean him up.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      yuk.

    • jennifervney

      Christian Bale FTW! I just can’t with Adam Levine. 

    • lifetime_student

      Christian Bale. But now seriously, was it fair to pit him against two children?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I’ll take Adam Levine with a side of Christian Bale. 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QCAQPLAUU3WHBJ5AT3BZTWDJJI THEAR

      Bale.  Adding the other two into the “who’s most macho?” query is just picking on them.

      Thea R.

    • Scarlet39

      Bale, definitely. 

      I just can’t with Levine. 

    • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

      I feel like I’ve seen that picture of Bale before so he needs to change it up a bit. Or GQ needs to not use pictures they or others have used before.

      Levine is always so very pretty.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        That’s what I was thinking… I’ve seen that picture before.

    • http://twitter.com/keljokob Kel of the Pop Tarts

      Adam Levine all the way. I really don’t care if he’s a  douchebag.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      If we’re judging on machismo, it’s Bale all the way. Adam Levine is about as macho as a Ken doll (Tattooed Ken, comes with skinny jeans and a case of the clap) and Garfield… I don’t even know where to begin with Eddie Haskell there. Whereas Christian Bale looks like he’d as soon kill ya as look at ya. He’s all crazy Confederate soldier robbing trains and throwing back rotgut to forget the pain. That’s pretty macho.

      • Catiline

        You had me at rotgut!

    • prettybigkitty

      None of the above.   

    • nancymae

      Bale FTW. Someone get Garfield a babysitter because he belongs at the kiddie table.

    • http://twitter.com/delysia_lafosse Delysia LaFosse

      I’ll pass, thanks. I think they all look pretty douchey.

    • http://twitter.com/ThisIsNotEmber John Watson

      Garfield is always the winner to me. With Adam a close second, bale isnt even in the running. he literally does nothing for me.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/63F4DF4VDHSF2LPYOSWO5ZHAGU AdrienneD

      Bale by a mile.  Bale is talented, Levine is a hack, and Garfield is merely an attractive boy lacking sufficient testosterone to justify any macho label. Although he looks it, especially with the scruffy facial hair and the ugly black shirts he so frequently wears, I don’t think Bale is douchey.  He is slightly psycho with poor emotional control, but; he is a brilliant actor, he is passionate about environmental and human rights, and he deeply and openly loves his wife of more than a decade and his daughter.  If you haven’t seen it, Youtube Bale singing the theme to the Power Puff Girls.  Seriously, this man is a little unhinged, but not a douche. Levine, otoh, should be the dictionary definition of douche.  

      • MilaXX

         Best description of Bale EVAH!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GTG3A5BVL3JGIFT5M4MSPWYNCM Mathilde

      Bale. How can you only ask ?
       

    • Snailstsichr

      When I saw Bale in the thumbprint, I thought it was Tom Cruise. The thought so revulsed me that I cannot look at any of them.

    • LauraWL

      Christian Bale all the way (the Colonel Sanders chin has gotsta go tho and I even like beards on men). Adam Levine looks like he could give me herpes and his.damn.mouth.is.open #unsexy and Garfield is much too skinny for my tastes (slender=good, sunken chest=bad).

    • schadenfreudelicious

      i dunno, none of them are really winding my window, and Christian Bale looks a couple days growth away from writing his manifesto in a backwoods cabin……

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

      Joseph Gordon-Levitt, please.

    • HeatherMcIlrath

      adam levine all day everyday. Every time i see his face i think dirty thoughts…

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Anyone but Christian Bale and that gross looking beard, in my opinion. I think Adam Levine and Andrew Garfield both look uncomfortable while Bale just looks skeezy.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      I love Andrew, but that picture isn’t the greatest. So none of the above?

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Andrew Garfield has the machismo of a fluffy white kitten, but he’s my favorite of the bunch. By a long shot.

    • afabulous50

      Christian Bale…hands down.

    • alyce1213

      None of the above.
      Adam Levine is giving James Franco a run for his money as King of the Douchebags. He just schkeeves me.
      Same for Andrew Garfield:Matthew Broderick as Lord of the Twerps.
      I like Christian Bale, good actor and all, but he looks awful on this cover.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emily-Smith/12431153 Emily Smith

      christian bale.  i strongly dislike adam levine.

    • AlexisPayne

      Bale for the win!

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Oh Adam Levine, I have always had a crush on you and I don’t know why since I don’t really love your music. But why don’t you and your tattoo sleeves join me in the boudoir for a while…

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Christian Bale wins by default.

      But actually, he wins regardless. 

    • http://twitter.com/project_pandora Rachel S.

      I’m Meh about all of them (because I’m currently infatuated with Tom Hiddleston; you guys should totally feature him in one of your posts. He’s ginger! Also, he wore a leather tie to the Glamour Man of the Year awards. Ha!), but if forced to choose I’ll take Levine.

    • ChiKat67

      If I HAVE to choose, it’s the acting douche for the win.

    • MilaXX

      Douche number 2 please.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

      ugh. any of these three would send me back to *shudder* women.  All the A-listers must be unavailable because this certainly ain’t no eye candy.

    • MilaXX

      Can we start pimping Prometheus ? Now that ‘s a cast with some man candy.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        I’ll take a side of Idris Elba please…..

        • MilaXX

          yes lawd!

    • msftmargarita

      Christian Bale, hands down

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720742723 Sarah Winningham

      You win this round, Batman.

    • http://twitter.com/starrika Ali

      Peter Parker for me please!

    • marilyn

      I am afraid I am too old for this.  The first one looks like he need to be told to sober up, the second one looks like he has just done something wrong, and needs to get his face slapped, and the third one looks like he needs some milk and cookies.  Sorry.  None of these guys does it for me because of my age.  

    • Sara__B

      No, thanks. I choose none of the above.

    • http://twitter.com/yessveee Sarah Veenstra

      This selection? Please. Write-in candidate Michael Fassbender wins every damn time.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GWU27GAEGR2QJQR5A7HIC7467Y gjb30

      none of the above – what a sucky month for magazine covers

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

      Well since Bale doesn’t care what we think of him…or does care…I say he is the winner. Douche phrase to go with douche photo!

    • kaycem

      andrew wins it, hands down.

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Christian Bale

    • Cathy S

      Can’t do it. I’d go with Garfield but, yeah, he doesn’t look so great. Adam Levine is the douchiest though, no doubt.

    • Lisa Dugan

      Christian Bale but while he’s gorgeous, it’s just too close.

    • mjude

      adam.

    • lilibetp

      None of the above.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Andrew Garfield has the machismo of a fluffy white kitten but he’s my favorite of the three.

      Christian Bale can act, to be sure, but I dislike his portrayal of Batman, and he’s seems too pleased with himself most of the time. And Adam Levine? Ew. His douchiness is radiating off my computer screen.

    • Jessi03

      Bale!  Levine needs a shower.  Well, usually they both do, but Bale all the way!  Loved him since Little Women.

    • joolyz

      definitely adam.
      damn.

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      Christian Bale, obvi.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      pffft – no contest!  BALE.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678337501 Carla Axtman

      Christian Bale looks like he could break your arm with a mere flick of his bushy brow.

      I want to make Adam Levine my popsicle.

    • http://profiles.google.com/emily.ecm Emily Martin

      Honestly, I’d pick Garfield. 

    • http://twitter.com/jennawaterford Jennifer Ford

      Oh, honey. Batman– er, Bale. *so hot*

    • Brenna McClellan

      I’m going with Garfield. Don’t much care for macho. Plus I wanna shove him into pretty little suits. 

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Certainly can’t be Levine. Bale by default, I guess.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002396153672 Ann Martina

      Speaking of Psycho, Andrew Garfield looks just like Anthony Perkins.

    • Joyce VG

      Ughs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/martha.dollery Martha Dollery

      Always the Bale…

    • http://www.filmsbyneptune.com/ Dani Colman

      F: Adam Levine.  Don’t know who he is, but he’s cute.  M: Andrew Garfield.  He’s adorably un self-aware – I could work with that.  K: Christian Bale.  Undeniably the hottest of the covers, but, being in film myself, I will never get over the way he freaked out at that PA on set.  For added pathos, I think I’d run him over with a grip truck.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      This is subterfuge.  A conspiracy is underfoot.  I think TLO is sitting on a Fassbender post.  After you all have chosen, they will have him to themselves.  This is why E. All Of The Above is always my choice. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Irene-Wroclai/733770581 Irene Wroclai

      Christian Bale. Aaaaall the way. 

    • Bill Curtis

      Agree about the first 2 being d-baggy.  I see Mila Kunis’s name on the Bale cover.  I pick her.  She’s more macho than any of these 3 guys.

    • BayTampaBay

      Christian Bale all the way.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TH56FXRFTLCQNTN3JNFIYM7JPY Pattie knitter

      Did I read TLo’s question correctly?  Quien es mas doucheyo?  By the way, Adam Levine, turn over the Details magazine for tips on personal hygiene.

      • HengRu

         I hope Tip #1 is “Shave your neck”!

    • http://twitter.com/awtchy1 Ashley

      Why is Ian Somerhalder not on this list?  I realize he’s not on the cover of anything at the moment, but photoshop that shit!

    • CarolinLA

      None.  Lord, is this all we have to choose from?  I expected these to be the covers of Slim Pickins’ magazine.

    • http://twitter.com/lemonfreshmoxie Donna Lee

      This is like asking me to choose between shit, shit with corn, and shit with baby corn.  No.  Just no.

      • http://twitter.com/awtchy1 Ashley

        lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

    • kimmeister

      Based on these covers, I’m going with Adam Levine.

    • Judy_J

      OK…now I feel officially old.  None of these guys does anything for me.

    • bailey debruynkops

      ANDREW 

    • Leonardo Alves

      There’s no way you can put Adam Levine and Macho in the same sentence…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508917743 Nicole Merrill

      Christian Bale all the way.

    • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

      I has a sad.  I was so excited for “quien es mas macho?” but it is filled with the creepy dudes!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/XX3UUXUSBZGZQ4MKNADAMYTADE Mrs

      Prince Charles, by default

    • Kelly Kerwin

      Christian, by default. 

    • erinbinek

      Team Adam! He lights my fire. :)

    • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

      Adam Levine- all day every day, twice on Sundays. Do you hear me? AND he’s a Lakers fan? I die. 

    • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

      None of the above!

    • rissa42210

      Levine.  Bale’s nose is not looking so great in that one.

    • crash1212

      I don’t think I could ever find a guy with a tattoo of a necklace ‘macho’, so Adam is OUT. I can’t think in what universe Andrew could ever be considered ‘macho’. And Christian does absolutely nothing for me, ‘macho’ or otherwise. I choose “none of the above”.

    • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

      Most delicious: Adam Levine. Best dressed: Andrew Garfield.

    • http://twitter.com/iraki86 IraKi

      Adam has the “I know I was good look” and Christian has the “You know I am good look”. Tough decision, but I’ll go with Adam because I think moustaches exhibit so much masculinity that they seem to negate it. Do I make sense?

    • KathKo

      Ths is a no brainer : The actor over the singer, of course.

    • boomchicabowwow

      Bale.  Least douchy by a mile.

    • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

      NO CONTEST! Adam all the effing waaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    • altalinda

      Eh.  Levine, if I must choose.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WKSM57KFWUGRMKPDUW4SPL3GDM Kathryn

      Once again, hilarious!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=734251880 Joalissa Jean

      Bale. 

    • Thundar99

      It’s toss up for the douchiest expression in my opinion! Pass on all three!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=543232387 Barbara Ross Koski

      The other two are boys, Bale is a man.

    • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com/ skadi1

      I have a great and abiding love for Christian Bale, but I have to admit, Adam looks pretty good. Still, Christian’s mouth is a thing of beauty that I will never get tired of watching, bearded or no, so I have to say Christian.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Christian Bale, without a doubt. 

    • http://twitter.com/ViaVeritasVita KaMH

      Seconding the Ewan McGregor write-in. 

      Although, Bale f***ed McGregor in Velvet Goldmine, so Bale, if I must keep to these choices. =P 

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      More for you!

    • PaulaBerman

      Of the three choices, Christian Bale is the only one who looks like an actual man. I assume he’s a nightmare in his personal life, but I don’t really give a crap. He looks good. The other two are all hair product and lameness.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CBJGITXG2PYJPHPGG7DUTNCQXA Erin

      BALE.

    • Joe Coloff

      I pick Adam Lavine, he can move like Jagger anytime for me. 

      • Linderella

        Or on me.

    • Wellworn

      Not really into any of them (and I think I’m probably old enough to be Garfield’s grandmother, so can’t fathom that one at all), but Bale is giving the best “face” here.  And at least he has gone full on with the facial hair.  The other 2 can’t afford a razor?  It’s time for that Miami Vice shadow thing to die a quiet death.

    • carolynmo

      Bale for the win.

    • jmorino08

      Blech! I’ll pass on all three!

    • http://twitter.com/polevaulter94 Abigail Renee

       Bale, i’m never in favor of scruffy guys.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713709401 Randy Noak

      Levine, no question. Normally I’d say Bale, but that unkempt beard is not doing it for me. And I’m a beard fan!

    • turtleemily

      Batman!

    • turtleemily

      Batman!

    • lesmaha

      Bale!

    • lesmaha

      Bale!

    • TheOriginalLulu

      For me it’s Adam Levine, without question. He’s the sexx.

    • EEKstl

      Bale for the win.  Not even close.

    • Kim Pham

      Christian Bale is working that cover while the rest of the guys are just there…

    • clairellis

      Garfield. The other two are just too douchy for me. I can’t stand Christian Bale. He ruined Batman for me. And Adam Levine is also an ass. Although I do like his music.

    • Crow Winters

      none of the above.

    • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

      Adam Levine no es en absoluta machista. Andrew Garfield se ve como un nino tratando de ser un hombre. Christian Bale es el unico que se parece a un hombre machista, en mi opinion.

    • Jessica Kerrigan

      Christian Bale, no question.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DJHCEFC7S5WYITH3D5ORYGS56I amye

      Christian Bale, FTW!  That is a man!  And a great actor, as well.

    • sleepycat

      Levine

    • another_laura

      I just can’t vote on this one.  Just no to all of them.

      And by the way, where can I find the results of the Clive/Jude/what’shisname perfume-ad-spokesboy contest from last month?

    • demidaemon

      I’d probably go with Adam Levine, just because he’s seemed somewhat redeeming on The Voice. Hate the facial hair on Bale too much to give him the win.

    • SatelliteAlice

      Adam Levine… I know he is probably so douchy I wouldn’t be able to stand him for more than about 10 minutes but I do love to look at him.

    • SatelliteAlice

      Adam Levine… I know he is probably so douchy I wouldn’t be able to stand him for more than about 10 minutes but I do love to look at him.

    • Lina_bee

      Christ. If these were the last three guys on earth, I’d swear off men. YUCK.

    • Elaine Wiles

      Bale!

    • http://twitter.com/danielleRwest Danielle West

      If I have to choose, I’m going with Adam Levine.

    • Linderella

      Fuck Levine, then hang out for a beer with Bale, then pat poor little Garfield on the back to offer comfort.
      And then fuck Levine again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tom.r.markiewicz Tom Markiewicz

      adam levine. definitively.

    • Louise Bryan

      None of the above.

    • Isana Leshchinskaya

      adam levine. duh.

    • Cautia

      I don’t necessarily love Christian Bale, but he’s the clear winner here to me.

    • lojoso

      douchebag number 1

    • quiltrx

      I’ll take Bale, thanks.  Though I would prefer the facial hair were groomed into a nice, tight goatee…or better yet it could just go away.

      Adam is beautiful, but this is NOT a good picture.

      And even Andrew’s HAIR is bad.  How in the name of Oprah do you fuck THAT up???

    • guest2visits

      Christian.

    • peachy16

      Andrew Garfield has an abnormally long neck.  I mean, giraffe proportions.  It’s disquieting…

    • TieDye64

      Douchieness aside, Christian Bale. No contest. 

    • MissMariRose

      I choose Robert Downey Jr. from December 2011.

      Ethical dilemma solved!

    • Monica Foucher

      Bale. Easy.

    • LinXGUA

      Who the h would like to dress as the Prince of Wales? or celebrate his generic style? HE recognizes the fact he’s unfashionable!
      -
      Now … who’s the ‘más macho’? Sadly Bale because the other two do not measure for the competition. You know what? I changed my mind. There’s no macho in those covers; Bale’s  ‘you can’t handle me’ face disqualified him.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      Christian Bale needs to understand he’s not Jesus. Otherwise he’s got the smolder. Oh, has he got the smolder….

      Adam Levine is second, because you know he’s got the moves like Jagger.

    • ccm800

      Levine. 

    • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

      I don’t know about macho, but Garfield is the cutest.

    • RzYoung

      Yuck, none of them! How can such genetically superior men make it all look so wrong!

    • Truly_Outrageous

      Christian Bale. It may not be his best picture but still.

    • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

      ugh, none. Poor Garfield, he really is better looking than that photo.

    • Jangle57

      Clive Owen!  Oh wait, he’s not a choice?  Joe Mangiello!  Oh wait, he’s not a choice?  uh,nevermind…..

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

        my thoughts exactly

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_K7VOQSAYZ7H2OBX6LOJNNIBSSE Amanda

      None of them are doing it for me.

    • ChristySchiff

      Macho?  Not really a term that applies to any of these fellas, but I guess I’ll go with Bale as the MOST macho of these three.

    • terekirkland

      It’s like a douchebag trifecta up in here…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1045295912 Charles Purdy

      It’s got to be Bale. Nothing against Levine, and I do love it when he’s quiet like this, but that is a terrible, terrible photograph. Totally agree that Garfield looks strangely disgusted with himself. 

    • sweetlilvoice

      None of the above! All too douchey.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      I just hate Bale, and Garfield is too skinny, so I give it to slinky Levine, despite how he’s giving us breathy model face. Okay, because he is.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      I vote Adam Levine.  Yeah, he seems like a douche, but I like him.  And without a doubt he is talented.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=22917995 Nicole Renee

      Bale looks icky with facial hair. I don’t even like Adam Levine but he looks the best. I heard a rumor he might be playing Dylan McDermont’s brother on the next season of American Horror Story and I can totally see the resemblance, the skeeze factor and all. 

    • Daenyx

      Bale looks better than Levine, but that’s not saying much.  I’ll take Garfield and his shitty pants, thank you much.  

    • ZnSD

      I can’t believe I’m saying this but…Garfield. The other two are giving me FULL ON DOUCHEFACE.

    • a_liking

      What terrible choices! But from a purely aesthetic viewpoint – I like Levine’s cover the most.

    • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

      Christian Bale is not hot. Duh. Garfield looks like a bobble head in that shot. Plus what TLo said. Therefore, Adam Levine for the win. There. That was easy. 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/F4QEKFKIWCIQJVYDLMB3CIXUGQ Erin

      Christian Bale, all day, every day

    • Gorengirl

      Bale of course!

    • http://twitter.com/kyjustice Matthew Just

      Adam Levine is so hot, I can’t even put into words….why do people think he’s a douche? He seems nothing but cool and chill.

    • AnnPopovic

      American Psycho.  Anyone who could do THAT performance from the original material can CERTAINLY perform to expecations in my little daydreams.
       
      Christian Bale’s deliciously wicked.

    • http://www.facebook.com/devin.christopher17 Devin Christopher

      Adam Levine please and thank you! Any day of the week! >.<

    • http://twitter.com/LOfficielEbony TheVeryLivingEND

      Adam!!!!!!!! *faints*

    • Vitantonio D’Ambrosio

      Sorry, there’s no MACHO in the room!

    • http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

      I was looking forward to a game of FMK, but I can’t commit to any of these guys. But I’d love to tie Christian Bale to my bed for a night or two. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/eszubert Elizabeth Szubert

      Bale.  Although, I like him more clean shaven than all bearded.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Hand/34501967 Laura Hand

      Bale all the way. I don’t get the draw of AG, he looks really annoying.

    • lilazander

      Christian Bale, and once more Christian Bale, and perhaps several times more Mr. Bale, and then Adam Levine. Garfield is totally out, never ever, not even for money.

    • bitterk

      Christian Bale for sure.  That said, I hate that picture of him.  Tres boring.