Cover Boy Face-Off

Posted on May 31, 2012

Darlings, it’s time once again to objectify the men and force them into competing for our affections. Could there possibly be anything more wholesome, healthy, and life-affirming than that? Line up, boys, because the question that must be asked is about to be asked.


¿Quién es más macho?


Is it:

Adam Levine covers Detail’s June 2012 Issue


Christian Bale featured in the June 2012 issue of GQ Australia.


 Andrew Garfield covers GQ UK’s June 2012 Issue


It’s up to the kittens to make the call, but if you ask us, Garfield’s completely out of the running. He looks like he just shit his pants. That is so not macho. Which means you essentially have two douchebags to choose from. Enjoy your ethical dilemma, darlings!



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  • Kiltdntiltd

    Christian Bale, for me. please.  No need to wrap it,…..

    • wisenhar

      Come on, unwrapping it is the most fun.  :-)

      • Kiltdntiltd

         Sometimes true. But sometimes you just want get past all the social barriers.

        • Cindi Williams

          True. This is why sometimes “Wanna fuck?” is a great pick-up line.

          • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

            “Hi, um, stick it in!” – Margaret Cho

          • AngelaGreen

             God bless you for that.

          • Elizabeth H. Crane

            Who CARES what he’s really

          • Kiltdntiltd

            True story here:
            I’m in a bar, standing against the wall. There’s another guy next to me. A new fellow walks in, walks right up to the guy I’m next to and says, “Pardon me for invading your cruising space, but would you like to go home and fuck?”. Without a word, the man next to me nodded, smiled, and left the bar with him.

          • TieDye64

            Nothing like getting to the point, so to speak.

    • Cassie

      I love me some Christian Bale, but holy shit does he look creepy here. That terrible, terrible facial hair combined with the serial-killer smile? Jesus H. Christ, he’s going to give me nightmares now.

  • piecesofconfetti

    Bale. I try not to think of what he’s like in real life, and instead focus on things like Velvet Goldmine. 

    • Kiltdntiltd

       Hey this is all about fantasy, right?  Who CARES what he’s really like. We can make him into the man-o-our-dreams without any of that messy reality stuff, can’t we?

      • umeboshi

        angry rants to crew members aside, i have friends in the movie industry and heard a firsthand story about how he saved a PA’s LIFE (or, at least, face) by pushing him out the way of an exploding heater. if that ain’t macho and hot, i don’t know what is.

    • Vera

      LOVE Velvet Goldmine!

  • tresfabuleux

    I’d hate-fuck Adam Levine.

    • Deb hard.  So very, very hard….

    • thoroughlymodernmillie

      right? and keep the duct tape handy.

    • JosephLamour

      Ohhhhh, I would too. But marking him the new King of Pop? Seriously Details? SERIOUSLY.

      • tresfabuleux

        Yeah, I am so not here for that….

  • snarkykitten

    none of them do a thing for me. I’d only not kick them out of bed if it meant I got paid more. 😉

    • Hermione_Granger

      5% and an emerald necklace?

  • Cindi Williams

    But…but…I don’t wanna douche!

  • Brian @ PWYJudges

    Adam Levine FTW by far. 

  • Catiline

    I’d actually take Garfield over Levine, who is the Platonic essence of Douche incarnated into human form.  But let me tell you how I really feel…

    Bale all the way.

    • alyce1213

      “Platonic essence of Douche incarnated into human form”


    • Sara Munoz

      So agreed!! Adam Levine has about zero redeeming qualities. I think Garfield you could at least boss around. 😉

      • Catiline

        I think Garfield you could at least boss around. 😉
        Gurrrl, our minds are one.

    • LP

       Ditto.  At first I thought I was too old for Garfield, but then I realized he’s actually a smidge older than me.  Dunno why I thought he was like 22. I like the fops, though.  Bale over Levine, though.  Big time.  Adam Levine is just yuck.  Bring the Batman costume, though, Christian.

      • ampg

        Ugh, but then you have to listen to the ridiculous sandpaper-on-asphalt Batman voice, because God forbid he break character.

  • Miggy!

    These are all pretty underwhelming covers.

  • Noshmek

    Mr. Bale appears to be the most macho.  He also appears to be the biggest douchenozzle fritterburger this side of the Pacific.

    • newleaf1

      I’m totally quoting you on that!  Thank you!

      • LuisaNL

         me too!

    • raininmai

       I agree about Bale looking the most macho of the three, but I’m mostly getting a “crazy” vibe from him.

      I’m underwhelmed on all counts and I’m off to find a Bulgari ad and a little Clive Owen for some true macho.

      • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

        Yeah, I’ve got a back issue of EW that I’ll unearth for the macho. Stripper Jesus… drooooool.

        • Cindi Williams

          Same here, girl. Same. Here.

      • Sara Munoz

        Not just a crazy “vibe”, it’s pretty much common knowledge that he is batshit. :)
        But batshit is certainly better than garden-variety-douche or boring-to-death.

      • Noshmek Snagtoof

        In my estimation, “macho” and “crazy” are generally points along the same “penicular overestimation” axis.

    • Kiltdntiltd

       That is going right into my lexicon of insulting phrases to know and tell.
      “douchenozzle fritterburger”
      (BWAH hah hah hah)

      • Rand Ortega

        Right along w/ my other new favorite term, “Douchekazoo”.

        • Kiltdntiltd

           May I appropriate that as well?

          • Rand Ortega

            From such an erudite boulevardier, it would be an honor.

          • Kiltdntiltd

            Merci beaucoup, Monsieur.
            Je suis flatte’

    • Anplica Fiore

      Of course, Bale’s on the cover of GQ Australia so he gets biggest douchenozzel fritterburger on BOTH sides of the Pacific!  But his cover is the best here…

      • Noshmek Snagtoof

         I hadn’t even noticed that!  I was, of course, distracted by the Menacing Glare ™ which is usually reserved for sound editors, co-stars, and bagel bringers.

    • alyce1213

      I think Adam Levine is a bigger douchebag.

      • Noshmek Snagtoof

         But, but… he wasn’t in Newsies…

  • Jessica | Surely Sonsy

    Adam Levine! All that facial hair on Bale, who usually makes me melt, is just not doing it for me.

    • mshesterp

      Agreed–I think Bale is sexy, but not digging his beard.  And Adam looks like he wants to do dirty things to me even though I usually find him a wee little tatted-up man, so…there’s that…Frankly I can’t decide.  Everyone seems to have their drawbacks in this contest!

  • newleaf1

    Adam Levine.  Douchebag or not, he’s really cute.  Christian Bale is giving off psycho killer vibes here…*shiver*

  • Kristy Evans

    Yeah, poor Garfield looks constipated. Bale for the win, mostly due to my residual and unending “Newsies” love but also because Adam Levine OOZES douchiness. 

  • Imasewsure

    Oh please… Christian Bale… he’s cute (though not exactly my type), he’s complex and his step-mom is Gloria F-ing Steinem…win win win 

  • Sobaika

    Adam Levine is – pardon the language – my ultimate hate-fuck.

  • RebeccaKW

    Mmm…macho?  None, really.  So, I’m changing this to who I’d fuck.  Adam Levine.  I think he’d be fun.  He may not remember your name, but at least you had a good time. 

  • Patricia Hoffman

    I will totally take Adam Levine off your hands. 

  • Sara Parker

    GROSS. None of the above, please. I think maybe I’ll go back to the cologne-ad face off and daydream…

    • Jessica | Surely Sonsy

      yep, what you said.

    • Le_Sigh

       Agreed.  Its a douche-face-off.  I’m going to look at pictures of Joe Manganiello to cleanse my mental palette. 

  • Jen Hughes

    M=Bale; F=Levine; K=Garfield He bugs. 

    • AudreysMom

       my choices for the game, too.

  • Deitra S.

    I think Christian Bale just impregnated me with that cover.  Win!  Decent effort by Adam, but Andrew can just take himself home now.

  • Katie Riley

    Christian Bale. He’s Batman, he wins by default. 

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  • MzzPants

    I’m writing in Ewan McGregor.

    • mshesterp

      I just heard the most awesome Louis C.K. routine (I think on “Shameless”) where he says he’s not gay even a little bit…but he would totally be gay for Ewan McGregor after meeting him in person.  That man has skills.  Replace him Andrew Garfield with him and then we’ll talk.

      • Catiline

        Did you see Ewan MacGregor’s interview on Conan, when Conan showed him that clip?  And Ewan’s answer was a very nonchalant, “well let’s see him put his money where his mouth is.”  Ahh, I died.  In the best way.

        • Sara Munoz

          I love the Bitter Kittens. Always giving me good stuff to google. :)

        • mshesterp

          No!  That is fantastic.  Ewan is just so charming when talking about it on Conan (but frankly, I think Louis CK is kind of adorable as well.  Judge away.)  

    • alyce1213

      Now we got something to work with.

  • Jen Alien-Spouse

    Usually I cannot with Levine or Bale, but then, as you say, this is not a great look for Garfield – So I’m forced to choose Levine in this contest.

    And I’ll be needing the full Silkwood for my brain now please.

  • Fifi LaRoux

    Can I have them both?

  • algaechick

    OK, does Adam Levine have a tattoo of a rosary? I know this wasn’t the original intent, but that seals it:
    M: Garfield-he’s adorbs, and we can fix those bathroom problems
    F: Bale, as long as he doesn’t talk. I’ve been ambivalent but leaning towards positive about him up until now, but I can practically see the wavy douche fumes coming off of this image. 
    K: Adam Levine. Who sings a song live about having moves like Jagger and doesn’t move? <—- That guy.

    • amber_julene

       And by the way, have you seen Jagger move? Duck lips and prancing like a pony come to mind.  No thank you.

      • BrooklynBomber

        You have a point, but in his heyday his moves were considered quite, er, daring, in an Elvis sort of way.

        • amber_julene

          I’ll grant you that, but in my heyday it was super hot to wear plaid flannel year-round and never comb your hair. So much for leaving it to heydays…

      • Sara Munoz

        Jimmy Fallon did the best Jagger moves in “Almost Famous”. 

  • Andrea Lane

    Good grief, they are all kind of douchey looking, no?

  •!/rmccarthyjames RMJ12345

    Bale resembles my husband, so Bale. (And yes, I am a lucky bitch.)

  • MoHub

    Nope. None of them does it for me.

  • Jennifer Hofstetter

    I LOVE Christian Bale, and I think Andrew Garfield looks kind of adorable (even if he’s giving bad face), but Adam Levine is definitely the winner.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Bale. The picture of Levine, naked with a woman’s hand shielding his business? Ruined him forever in my eyes. If a small woman’s hand can completely obscure your package, I’m not interested.

  • BazoDee

    Levine. He’s in a plain white t-shirt but the look on his face is quite alluring. Although I have seen him look better. 

  • sterlingrose

    Christian Bale no question.  Look at him. And he is a phenomenal actor. I know he went off, but c’mon….let’s forgive and forget
    Watch the Fighter and all will be forgiven

  • Christina MacDonnell

    adam levine FTW, because christian bale needs to shave that shit on his face asap.  andrew garfield looks like a disheveled child next to those two.

  • mozzer0906

    Generally it is Bale, all his rant did during his stint on the terminator for me was make me think of how fantastic his dirty mouth must be…  

  • BrooklynBomber

    Which raises another difficult philosophical query: can a tattooed necklace* be considered macho? If so, when, and under what circumstances?

    * at least, that’s what it looks like to me, but what do I know?

  • jilly_d

    Christian Bale PLZ!

  • Hermione_Granger

    Christian Bale wins!

  • Oze R.

    ¡Christian Bale es el más macho! (And thanks TLo for your perfect Spanish spelling 😀 )

  • PeaceBang

    Yiiiich on Garfield and Levine : what twerps. Mr. Bale, please.

  • Kati B

    Adam Levine for me. But I’ll need to get my scrub brush out to clean him up.

  • holdmewhileimnaked


  • jennifervney

    Christian Bale FTW! I just can’t with Adam Levine. 

  • lifetime_student

    Christian Bale. But now seriously, was it fair to pit him against two children?

  • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    I’ll take Adam Levine with a side of Christian Bale. 


    Bale.  Adding the other two into the “who’s most macho?” query is just picking on them.

    Thea R.

  • Scarlet39

    Bale, definitely. 

    I just can’t with Levine. 

  • Athena Bast

    I feel like I’ve seen that picture of Bale before so he needs to change it up a bit. Or GQ needs to not use pictures they or others have used before.

    Levine is always so very pretty.

    • Sara Munoz

      That’s what I was thinking… I’ve seen that picture before.

  • Kel of the Pop Tarts

    Adam Levine all the way. I really don’t care if he’s a  douchebag.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    If we’re judging on machismo, it’s Bale all the way. Adam Levine is about as macho as a Ken doll (Tattooed Ken, comes with skinny jeans and a case of the clap) and Garfield… I don’t even know where to begin with Eddie Haskell there. Whereas Christian Bale looks like he’d as soon kill ya as look at ya. He’s all crazy Confederate soldier robbing trains and throwing back rotgut to forget the pain. That’s pretty macho.

    • Catiline

      You had me at rotgut!

  • prettybigkitty

    None of the above.   

  • nancymae

    Bale FTW. Someone get Garfield a babysitter because he belongs at the kiddie table.

  • Delysia LaFosse

    I’ll pass, thanks. I think they all look pretty douchey.

  • John Watson

    Garfield is always the winner to me. With Adam a close second, bale isnt even in the running. he literally does nothing for me.

  • AdrienneD

    Bale by a mile.  Bale is talented, Levine is a hack, and Garfield is merely an attractive boy lacking sufficient testosterone to justify any macho label. Although he looks it, especially with the scruffy facial hair and the ugly black shirts he so frequently wears, I don’t think Bale is douchey.  He is slightly psycho with poor emotional control, but; he is a brilliant actor, he is passionate about environmental and human rights, and he deeply and openly loves his wife of more than a decade and his daughter.  If you haven’t seen it, Youtube Bale singing the theme to the Power Puff Girls.  Seriously, this man is a little unhinged, but not a douche. Levine, otoh, should be the dictionary definition of douche.  

    • MilaXX

       Best description of Bale EVAH!

  • Mathilde

    Bale. How can you only ask ?

  • Snailstsichr

    When I saw Bale in the thumbprint, I thought it was Tom Cruise. The thought so revulsed me that I cannot look at any of them.

  • LauraWL

    Christian Bale all the way (the Colonel Sanders chin has gotsta go tho and I even like beards on men). Adam Levine looks like he could give me herpes and #unsexy and Garfield is much too skinny for my tastes (slender=good, sunken chest=bad).

  • schadenfreudelicious

    i dunno, none of them are really winding my window, and Christian Bale looks a couple days growth away from writing his manifesto in a backwoods cabin……

  • Rebecca

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt, please.

  • HeatherMcIlrath

    adam levine all day everyday. Every time i see his face i think dirty thoughts…

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Anyone but Christian Bale and that gross looking beard, in my opinion. I think Adam Levine and Andrew Garfield both look uncomfortable while Bale just looks skeezy.

  • Elena

    I love Andrew, but that picture isn’t the greatest. So none of the above?

  • deathandthestrawberry

    Andrew Garfield has the machismo of a fluffy white kitten, but he’s my favorite of the bunch. By a long shot.

  • afabulous50

    Christian Bale…hands down.

  • alyce1213

    None of the above.
    Adam Levine is giving James Franco a run for his money as King of the Douchebags. He just schkeeves me.
    Same for Andrew Garfield:Matthew Broderick as Lord of the Twerps.
    I like Christian Bale, good actor and all, but he looks awful on this cover.

  • Emily Smith

    christian bale.  i strongly dislike adam levine.

  • AlexisPayne

    Bale for the win!

  • BeeBeauNYC

    Oh Adam Levine, I have always had a crush on you and I don’t know why since I don’t really love your music. But why don’t you and your tattoo sleeves join me in the boudoir for a while…

  • Sara Munoz

    Christian Bale wins by default.

    But actually, he wins regardless. 

  • Rachel S.

    I’m Meh about all of them (because I’m currently infatuated with Tom Hiddleston; you guys should totally feature him in one of your posts. He’s ginger! Also, he wore a leather tie to the Glamour Man of the Year awards. Ha!), but if forced to choose I’ll take Levine.

  • ChiKat67

    If I HAVE to choose, it’s the acting douche for the win.

  • MilaXX

    Douche number 2 please.

  • Stan

    ugh. any of these three would send me back to *shudder* women.  All the A-listers must be unavailable because this certainly ain’t no eye candy.

  • MilaXX

    Can we start pimping Prometheus ? Now that ‘s a cast with some man candy.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      I’ll take a side of Idris Elba please…..

      • MilaXX

        yes lawd!

  • msftmargarita

    Christian Bale, hands down

  • Sarah Winningham

    You win this round, Batman.

  • Ali

    Peter Parker for me please!

  • marilyn

    I am afraid I am too old for this.  The first one looks like he need to be told to sober up, the second one looks like he has just done something wrong, and needs to get his face slapped, and the third one looks like he needs some milk and cookies.  Sorry.  None of these guys does it for me because of my age.  

  • Sara__B

    No, thanks. I choose none of the above.

  • Sarah Veenstra

    This selection? Please. Write-in candidate Michael Fassbender wins every damn time.

  • gjb30

    none of the above – what a sucky month for magazine covers

  • Amy

    Well since Bale doesn’t care what we think of him…or does care…I say he is the winner. Douche phrase to go with douche photo!

  • kaycem

    andrew wins it, hands down.

  • Liana Brooks

    Christian Bale

  • Cathy S

    Can’t do it. I’d go with Garfield but, yeah, he doesn’t look so great. Adam Levine is the douchiest though, no doubt.

  • Lisa Dugan

    Christian Bale but while he’s gorgeous, it’s just too close.

  • mjude


  • lilibetp

    None of the above.

  • deathandthestrawberry

    Andrew Garfield has the machismo of a fluffy white kitten but he’s my favorite of the three.

    Christian Bale can act, to be sure, but I dislike his portrayal of Batman, and he’s seems too pleased with himself most of the time. And Adam Levine? Ew. His douchiness is radiating off my computer screen.

  • Jessi03

    Bale!  Levine needs a shower.  Well, usually they both do, but Bale all the way!  Loved him since Little Women.

  • joolyz

    definitely adam.

  • myblackfriendsays

    Christian Bale, obvi.

  • Eclectic Mayhem

    pffft – no contest!  BALE.

  • Carla Axtman

    Christian Bale looks like he could break your arm with a mere flick of his bushy brow.

    I want to make Adam Levine my popsicle.

  • Emily Martin

    Honestly, I’d pick Garfield. 

  • Jennifer Ford

    Oh, honey. Batman– er, Bale. *so hot*

  • Brenna McClellan

    I’m going with Garfield. Don’t much care for macho. Plus I wanna shove him into pretty little suits. 

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Certainly can’t be Levine. Bale by default, I guess.

  • Ann Martina

    Speaking of Psycho, Andrew Garfield looks just like Anthony Perkins.

  • Joyce VG


  • Martha Dollery

    Always the Bale…

  • Dani Colman

    F: Adam Levine.  Don’t know who he is, but he’s cute.  M: Andrew Garfield.  He’s adorably un self-aware – I could work with that.  K: Christian Bale.  Undeniably the hottest of the covers, but, being in film myself, I will never get over the way he freaked out at that PA on set.  For added pathos, I think I’d run him over with a grip truck.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    This is subterfuge.  A conspiracy is underfoot.  I think TLO is sitting on a Fassbender post.  After you all have chosen, they will have him to themselves.  This is why E. All Of The Above is always my choice. 

  • Irene Wroclai

    Christian Bale. Aaaaall the way. 

  • Bill Curtis

    Agree about the first 2 being d-baggy.  I see Mila Kunis’s name on the Bale cover.  I pick her.  She’s more macho than any of these 3 guys.

  • BayTampaBay

    Christian Bale all the way.

  • Pattie knitter

    Did I read TLo’s question correctly?  Quien es mas doucheyo?  By the way, Adam Levine, turn over the Details magazine for tips on personal hygiene.

    • HengRu

       I hope Tip #1 is “Shave your neck”!

  • Ashley

    Why is Ian Somerhalder not on this list?  I realize he’s not on the cover of anything at the moment, but photoshop that shit!

  • CarolinLA

    None.  Lord, is this all we have to choose from?  I expected these to be the covers of Slim Pickins’ magazine.

  • Donna Lee

    This is like asking me to choose between shit, shit with corn, and shit with baby corn.  No.  Just no.

    • Ashley


  • kimmeister

    Based on these covers, I’m going with Adam Levine.

  • Judy_J

    OK…now I feel officially old.  None of these guys does anything for me.

  • bailey debruynkops


  • Leonardo Alves

    There’s no way you can put Adam Levine and Macho in the same sentence…

  • Nicole Merrill

    Christian Bale all the way.

  • Denise Alden

    I has a sad.  I was so excited for “quien es mas macho?” but it is filled with the creepy dudes!

  • Mrs

    Prince Charles, by default

  • Kelly Kerwin

    Christian, by default. 

  • erinbinek

    Team Adam! He lights my fire. :)

  • Jaeda Laurez

    Adam Levine- all day every day, twice on Sundays. Do you hear me? AND he’s a Lakers fan? I die. 

  • viridian61

    None of the above!

  • rissa42210

    Levine.  Bale’s nose is not looking so great in that one.

  • crash1212

    I don’t think I could ever find a guy with a tattoo of a necklace ‘macho’, so Adam is OUT. I can’t think in what universe Andrew could ever be considered ‘macho’. And Christian does absolutely nothing for me, ‘macho’ or otherwise. I choose “none of the above”.

  • Democracy Diva

    Most delicious: Adam Levine. Best dressed: Andrew Garfield.

  • IraKi

    Adam has the “I know I was good look” and Christian has the “You know I am good look”. Tough decision, but I’ll go with Adam because I think moustaches exhibit so much masculinity that they seem to negate it. Do I make sense?

  • KathKo

    Ths is a no brainer : The actor over the singer, of course.

  • boomchicabowwow

    Bale.  Least douchy by a mile.

  • Ashley

    NO CONTEST! Adam all the effing waaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  • altalinda

    Eh.  Levine, if I must choose.

  • Kathryn

    Once again, hilarious!

  • Joalissa Jean


  • Thundar99

    It’s toss up for the douchiest expression in my opinion! Pass on all three!

  • Barbara Ross Koski

    The other two are boys, Bale is a man.

  • skadi1

    I have a great and abiding love for Christian Bale, but I have to admit, Adam looks pretty good. Still, Christian’s mouth is a thing of beauty that I will never get tired of watching, bearded or no, so I have to say Christian.

  • marlie

    Christian Bale, without a doubt. 

  • KaMH

    Seconding the Ewan McGregor write-in. 

    Although, Bale f***ed McGregor in Velvet Goldmine, so Bale, if I must keep to these choices. =P 

  •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    More for you!

  • PaulaBerman

    Of the three choices, Christian Bale is the only one who looks like an actual man. I assume he’s a nightmare in his personal life, but I don’t really give a crap. He looks good. The other two are all hair product and lameness.

  • Erin


  • Joe Coloff

    I pick Adam Lavine, he can move like Jagger anytime for me. 

    • Linderella

      Or on me.

  • Wellworn

    Not really into any of them (and I think I’m probably old enough to be Garfield’s grandmother, so can’t fathom that one at all), but Bale is giving the best “face” here.  And at least he has gone full on with the facial hair.  The other 2 can’t afford a razor?  It’s time for that Miami Vice shadow thing to die a quiet death.

  • carolynmo

    Bale for the win.

  • jmorino08

    Blech! I’ll pass on all three!

  • Abigail Renee

     Bale, i’m never in favor of scruffy guys.

  • Randy Noak

    Levine, no question. Normally I’d say Bale, but that unkempt beard is not doing it for me. And I’m a beard fan!

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  • TheOriginalLulu

    For me it’s Adam Levine, without question. He’s the sexx.

  • EEKstl

    Bale for the win.  Not even close.

  • Kim Pham

    Christian Bale is working that cover while the rest of the guys are just there…

  • clairellis

    Garfield. The other two are just too douchy for me. I can’t stand Christian Bale. He ruined Batman for me. And Adam Levine is also an ass. Although I do like his music.

  • Crow Winters

    none of the above.

  • TigerLaverada

    Adam Levine no es en absoluta machista. Andrew Garfield se ve como un nino tratando de ser un hombre. Christian Bale es el unico que se parece a un hombre machista, en mi opinion.

  • Jessica Kerrigan

    Christian Bale, no question.

  • amye

    Christian Bale, FTW!  That is a man!  And a great actor, as well.

  • sleepycat


  • another_laura

    I just can’t vote on this one.  Just no to all of them.

    And by the way, where can I find the results of the Clive/Jude/what’shisname perfume-ad-spokesboy contest from last month?

  • demidaemon

    I’d probably go with Adam Levine, just because he’s seemed somewhat redeeming on The Voice. Hate the facial hair on Bale too much to give him the win.

  • SatelliteAlice

    Adam Levine… I know he is probably so douchy I wouldn’t be able to stand him for more than about 10 minutes but I do love to look at him.

  • SatelliteAlice

    Adam Levine… I know he is probably so douchy I wouldn’t be able to stand him for more than about 10 minutes but I do love to look at him.

  • Lina_bee

    Christ. If these were the last three guys on earth, I’d swear off men. YUCK.

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  • Danielle West

    If I have to choose, I’m going with Adam Levine.

  • Linderella

    Fuck Levine, then hang out for a beer with Bale, then pat poor little Garfield on the back to offer comfort.
    And then fuck Levine again.

  • Tom Markiewicz

    adam levine. definitively.

  • Louise Bryan

    None of the above.

  • Isana Leshchinskaya

    adam levine. duh.

  • Cautia

    I don’t necessarily love Christian Bale, but he’s the clear winner here to me.

  • lojoso

    douchebag number 1

  • quiltrx

    I’ll take Bale, thanks.  Though I would prefer the facial hair were groomed into a nice, tight goatee…or better yet it could just go away.

    Adam is beautiful, but this is NOT a good picture.

    And even Andrew’s HAIR is bad.  How in the name of Oprah do you fuck THAT up???

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  • peachy16

    Andrew Garfield has an abnormally long neck.  I mean, giraffe proportions.  It’s disquieting…

  • TieDye64

    Douchieness aside, Christian Bale. No contest. 

  • MissMariRose

    I choose Robert Downey Jr. from December 2011.

    Ethical dilemma solved!

  • Monica Foucher

    Bale. Easy.

  • LinXGUA

    Who the h would like to dress as the Prince of Wales? or celebrate his generic style? HE recognizes the fact he’s unfashionable!

    Now … who’s the ‘más macho’? Sadly Bale because the other two do not measure for the competition. You know what? I changed my mind. There’s no macho in those covers; Bale’s  ‘you can’t handle me’ face disqualified him.

  • Sau-Chih Feng

    Christian Bale needs to understand he’s not Jesus. Otherwise he’s got the smolder. Oh, has he got the smolder….

    Adam Levine is second, because you know he’s got the moves like Jagger.

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  • Aaminah Khan

    I don’t know about macho, but Garfield is the cutest.

  • RzYoung

    Yuck, none of them! How can such genetically superior men make it all look so wrong!

  • Truly_Outrageous

    Christian Bale. It may not be his best picture but still.

  • JoannaOC

    ugh, none. Poor Garfield, he really is better looking than that photo.

  • Jangle57

    Clive Owen!  Oh wait, he’s not a choice?  Joe Mangiello!  Oh wait, he’s not a choice?  uh,nevermind…..

    • Laura

      my thoughts exactly

  • Amanda

    None of them are doing it for me.

  • ChristySchiff

    Macho?  Not really a term that applies to any of these fellas, but I guess I’ll go with Bale as the MOST macho of these three.

  • terekirkland

    It’s like a douchebag trifecta up in here…

  • Charles Purdy

    It’s got to be Bale. Nothing against Levine, and I do love it when he’s quiet like this, but that is a terrible, terrible photograph. Totally agree that Garfield looks strangely disgusted with himself. 

  • sweetlilvoice

    None of the above! All too douchey.

  • Shawn EH

    I just hate Bale, and Garfield is too skinny, so I give it to slinky Levine, despite how he’s giving us breathy model face. Okay, because he is.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    I vote Adam Levine.  Yeah, he seems like a douche, but I like him.  And without a doubt he is talented.

  • Nicole Renee

    Bale looks icky with facial hair. I don’t even like Adam Levine but he looks the best. I heard a rumor he might be playing Dylan McDermont’s brother on the next season of American Horror Story and I can totally see the resemblance, the skeeze factor and all. 

  • Daenyx

    Bale looks better than Levine, but that’s not saying much.  I’ll take Garfield and his shitty pants, thank you much.  

  • ZnSD

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but…Garfield. The other two are giving me FULL ON DOUCHEFACE.

  • a_liking

    What terrible choices! But from a purely aesthetic viewpoint – I like Levine’s cover the most.

  • Alexandria N

    Christian Bale is not hot. Duh. Garfield looks like a bobble head in that shot. Plus what TLo said. Therefore, Adam Levine for the win. There. That was easy. 

  • Erin

    Christian Bale, all day, every day

  • Gorengirl

    Bale of course!

  • Matthew Just

    Adam Levine is so hot, I can’t even put into words….why do people think he’s a douche? He seems nothing but cool and chill.

  • AnnPopovic

    American Psycho.  Anyone who could do THAT performance from the original material can CERTAINLY perform to expecations in my little daydreams.
    Christian Bale’s deliciously wicked.

  • Devin Christopher

    Adam Levine please and thank you! Any day of the week! >.<

  • TheVeryLivingEND

    Adam!!!!!!!! *faints*

  • Vitantonio D’Ambrosio

    Sorry, there’s no MACHO in the room!

  • Amy Ennis

    I was looking forward to a game of FMK, but I can’t commit to any of these guys. But I’d love to tie Christian Bale to my bed for a night or two. 

  • Elizabeth Szubert

    Bale.  Although, I like him more clean shaven than all bearded.

  • Laura Hand

    Bale all the way. I don’t get the draw of AG, he looks really annoying.

  • lilazander

    Christian Bale, and once more Christian Bale, and perhaps several times more Mr. Bale, and then Adam Levine. Garfield is totally out, never ever, not even for money.

  • bitterk

    Christian Bale for sure.  That said, I hate that picture of him.  Tres boring.