We can’t tell if we love this or not. No, really. We’re actually having a hard time forming an opinion.
Jessica Chastain attends “Lawless” Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Hervé L. Leroux. Shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti.
Hervé L. Leroux Ready-to-wear Collection
Giuseppe Zanotti Patent Leather and Calf Hair Platform Pumps
On the one hand, we love a good take on the “sexy secretary” look. On the other hand, this kinda looks almost too literal. Also, it would really help if she followed the T Lo maxim: Chin up, tits out. Or maybe she needs better support in that area. Either way, the little chastains are looking a little droopy in this.
But it’s a cute dress, non? And we dig the daytime hair and makeup, which help play down the “sexy” in “sexy secretary.” We can’t help thinking the platform slingbacks bring the look down a little bit. And we realize she’s going for a clean, day look here, but a bangle or necklace might’ve been a nice way to punctuate the look.
Basically, we think it’s cute, but not as well done as it could have been.
IN! It’s cute, bitches.
OUT! Miss Chastain, please hold all my calls.
The kittens reacted as one to Berenice Bejo’s spastic fingerpainting of a dress, voting it OUT.