2012 Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet

Posted on May 21, 2012

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens?

Hit it, fame hos:

 

Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa

 It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help thinking she needs more dramatic eye makeup.

 

Amber Rose

You know what would make this look really work for us? If the skirt had sequined letters that spelled out “I HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF PROPORTION.”

 

Brandy Norwood in Hervé Léger by Max Azria

 Love the hair, but those shoes were a bridge too far, Pocahontas.

 

Chrissy Teigen in Georges Chakra 

 Isn’t it time to take the concept of the folded-napkin cocktail dress into an alleyway to pop a cap in its ass for good?

 

Jordin Sparks in Diane von Furstenberg

 Boring.

Although she certainly looks excited.

 

Julianne Hough in Kaufmanfranco

JESUS CHRIST. We’ve been ripping on Aniston for YEARS for wearing what we characterized as sequined bath towels, but this is the first time we’ve encountered anyone willing to actually go out in a sequined bath towel.

Have some dignity, honey.

 

Julie Bowden in Doo. Ri.

Yikes. We realize this picture’s not very flattering, but that clearly isn’t the dress for her. And those shoes clearly belong on a six-foot-five drag queen with size 13 feet.

 

Katy Perry in Blumarine

 Enh. We’d like this a lot more if it wasn’t in such a prom-y, bridesmaid-y color.

 

Kerli

 Well all right, then. Personally, we wouldn’t have recommended matching the teddy bears to the caterpillar on her shoulder, but that’s just us. Boring traditionalists.

 

Lisa Marie Presley in Temperley London (dress)/Alexander McQueen (jacket)

 That skirt’s just plain weird.

 

Natasha Bedingfield

Pretty color. There’s a bit too much going in the bodice, but this dress suits her better than the other dress she wore last night.

And have you seen our Whiteboard? Check it out.

 

Nelly Furtado in Alberta Ferretti

There is WAY too much going on around her boobs there. And this dress does not flatter her shape in the slightest.

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab

Credit where it’s due: we still can’t stand the sight of her and she makes our teeth ache, but she looks chic and sophisticated here.

 

Zooey Deschanel in Moschino

Again with the black tights. Zooey: they don’t go with everything. And they sure as hell don’t go with this dress, which is kind of cute.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

    • Call me Bee

      I am.  So.  Old. 

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        And you know how I know I am old? Katy Perry’s Blumarine reminds me of nothing so much as the prom dress Holly Robinson wore in an episode of 21 Jump St. 

    • Call me Bee

      I am.  So.  Old. 

    • Emily Guillory

      Only Taylor got it right…whaaa??

      Everyone else was just a sea of big ol mess.

    • Emily Guillory

      Only Taylor got it right…whaaa??

      Everyone else was just a sea of big ol mess.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

         I know!  How much does that hurt to say?!?!

      • BerlinerNYC

        And in red lace of all things.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        Yeah, Taylor FTW in a spectularly awful RC.

    • Sobaika

      You know things are bad when Taylor Swift is the best dressed of the bunch.

    • Sobaika

      You know things are bad when Taylor Swift is the best dressed of the bunch.

      • PhillyJen

        True, and her eyes seem to be bleeding from looking at some of the other outfits. Ouch.

        • sekushinonyanko

           My first thought looking at her was “True Blood vampire.”

      • PhillyJen

        True, and her eyes seem to be bleeding from looking at some of the other outfits. Ouch.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      It is a sad day indeed when I actually am ready to praise Taylor Swift as the best dressed woman on the RC.  (shuddering)  I think I need my therapist, now.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      It is a sad day indeed when I actually am ready to praise Taylor Swift as the best dressed woman on the RC.  (shuddering)  I think I need my therapist, now.

      • Sobaika

        Great minds think alike :)

      • Sobaika

        Great minds think alike :)

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Yeah, i wouldn’t have posted this, if I had read all the comments first.  lol

          • SassieCassy

            its pretty telling that all of us had the same reaction

          • SassieCassy

            its pretty telling that all of us had the same reaction

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

               All us Bitter Kittens have been well trained, no?

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

               All us Bitter Kittens have been well trained, no?

            • RebeccaKW

               Definitely.  A soon as I saw Julianne Hough, I thought “shit, she really IS wearing a sequined bath towel!”  And then I see T-Lo’s post…

            • Gorengirl

              me too….

            • Kristin McNamara

              meeeeeee too. hahaha

          • Spicytomato1

            I just repeated the same thing, basically, too. Sorry for not reading comments first!

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

               No worries, here. Hell we’re all opinionated folks who can’t WAIT to share our views.  Its how we all roll.

      • BrooklynBomber

        I know. But maybe this was the “Don’t” column (with Taylor Swift thrown in for a lark), and there’s a “Do” column to follow. . . maybe? Possibly??

        • Pannyx

          I sure hope so.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Perhaps with one awful mess for balance.  It astounds me that there are that many clueless stylists in Hollywood.  WOW, what a gold mine of employment opportunity for us Precious Unborn Fawns

      • Anathema_Device

        –deleted–double post–

      • Anathema_Device

        I have to say though, as a teen-girl role models go, I’ll take Swift any day. She used to really bug, but my daughter brought me around. (I might be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, though.) Swift is good to her fans and pretty much always dresses and behaves with class. Also, she can play and write music all by herself!

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

           Well, I’ll have to go with your opinion on this one. I am not a listener or follower of her’s.  Good to hear that she treats her fanbase well.

          • Anathema_Device

            Just trying to save you money on a therapist visit by justifying your opinion of her outfit, darlin’! :-)

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

               Everyone should have supportive friends like you. Ms D.  Many Thanks.

        • guest2visits

          I too think she’s got a head on her shoulders. She makes the effort to be consistantly polite and considerate.
          And she’s quite beautiful, with good taste.   But I find the music beyond irritating because she’s always using
          that baby voice. The childish voice and manner of singing is just too much. She’s not 6. I can’t wait for her to
          find her grown-up vocals and words.   But thats just one opinion.

          • Anathema_Device

            Yes, I’m definitely more a fan of Swift herself than of her music.

            • http://profiles.google.com/kkgulbrandsen Kari Gulbrandsen

               I saw an interview with her on 60 minutes, and I was amazed (and yeah, I know that 60 min either loves or hates and projects their story with that bias, but I talked to my daughter about her as well. My daughter is well outside her fan base). Anyway, I like her — I don’t listen to her, but she seems like a great role model, and in this day and age? that says a lot.

        • formerlyAnon

          Yes, it’s odd. My daughter, normally a stern critic, also likes Taylor Swift’s music. It infests her iTunes. Though she DOES have the grace to be a little shame-faced about it.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      that has got to be one of the worst assortment of hot messes i have seen assembled in some time….good gawd

    • schadenfreudelicious

      that has got to be one of the worst assortment of hot messes i have seen assembled in some time….good gawd

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

          Not one, but TWO sequined bath towel (Julie Bowen!).  Amber Rose looking like a 5 lb sausage in a 2 lb casing.  Zoey Deschanel would have been fine IF SHE WEREN’T WEARING BLACK TIGHTS!  I am starting to suspect she has a bad rash or a drunken mistake of tatoos on her legs.  And that aqua bomb on Natasha B … and whatinthehell was Lisa Marie wearing?  It’s just an endless string of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT and ohgodwhyyyyyyyy?  Brandi and Alicia Keys look like style stars in retrospect.

        • Terrie_S

          Natasha Bedingfield’s dress made me think of bad fantasy armour. Never a good sign.

        • schadenfreudelicious

          Amen!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630191954 Adina Miller Holmes

          “Amber Rose looking like a 5 lb sausage in a 2 lb casing.”
          I’ll have you know that shooting beer out your nose is not a comfortable feeling.  After I stopped choking, I giggled for a good 5 minutes over this.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=664429801 Kate Clausen

             Makes me think of the old saying, “Two pounds of sugar in a one pound bag.”

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      I saw the dress and inmediately though “sequined bathtowel!” You have trained us well…

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        And this is why we all love our uncles T and Lo!

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      I saw the dress and inmediately though “sequined bathtowel!” You have trained us well…

    • carolynmo

      Boy, when your first thought is, “wow, Swiftie is the best dressed here,” that’s some fugly red carpet.

    • carolynmo

      Boy, when your first thought is, “wow, Swiftie is the best dressed here,” that’s some fugly red carpet.

    • http://twitter.com/MplsGarden Ellen

      Katy Perry looks a lot like Madonna in that pic.

    • http://twitter.com/MplsGarden Ellen

      Katy Perry looks a lot like Madonna in that pic.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

         and not in a good way

    • Anathema_Device

      You two were on a roll with these captions. Hilarious!!

      Taylor Swift for the win in this round. Zooey, you we so close, but everything below the hem is a No.

      And damn it Katy Perry: For once you go for elegant and you blow it. An updo and better lipstick would have helped that look quite a bit.

    • Anathema_Device

      You two were on a roll with these captions. Hilarious!!

      Taylor Swift for the win in this round. Zooey, you we so close, but everything below the hem is a No.

      And damn it Katy Perry: For once you go for elegant and you blow it. An updo and better lipstick would have helped that look quite a bit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506473106 Mori Clark

      Taylor has been rocking it the fuck OUT lately, ever since she got bangs. You go girl. Also black tights DO go with everything, TLo!! Don’t break my heart and my awful knees!! 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506473106 Mori Clark

      Taylor has been rocking it the fuck OUT lately, ever since she got bangs. You go girl. Also black tights DO go with everything, TLo!! Don’t break my heart and my awful knees!! 

    • VicksieDo

      I guess now Katy Perry is in her purple phase, until the next hair color.  Whatevs.  LOVE that riff on the teddy bears!  

    • VicksieDo

      I guess now Katy Perry is in her purple phase, until the next hair color.  Whatevs.  LOVE that riff on the teddy bears!  

    • Kayceed

      What the heck? Was there a full moon or something? Lot of weirdness going on here.

      • janetjb

         Solar eclipse.

      • janetjb

         Solar eclipse.

    • Kayceed

      What the heck? Was there a full moon or something? Lot of weirdness going on here.

    • Scarlet39

      Did any of them even give a shit? 

    • Scarlet39

      Did any of them even give a shit? 

    • http://twitter.com/CeeJay37 CJ Michalak

      can someone explain the appeal of natasha bedingfield (sp?) to me.  you can go w/her music or her red carpet looks.  i don’t get either!  why wear something so clearly feminine, albeit hiddy, if you are going to stand like a man?  why where anything showy if you are just going to showcase your giant, fake chompers and deflect the flash from the paps’?  she’s always posed like she just got told she’s being benched and she’s ready to chin someone in retaliation.

    • http://twitter.com/CeeJay37 CJ Michalak

      can someone explain the appeal of natasha bedingfield (sp?) to me.  you can go w/her music or her red carpet looks.  i don’t get either!  why wear something so clearly feminine, albeit hiddy, if you are going to stand like a man?  why where anything showy if you are just going to showcase your giant, fake chompers and deflect the flash from the paps’?  she’s always posed like she just got told she’s being benched and she’s ready to chin someone in retaliation.

    • janetjb

      Taylor Swift has changed up her look and I really like it. 
      Black tights ruined Zooy’s perfectly cute dress.
       
      The rest hurt my eyes in many different ways.

    • janetjb

      Taylor Swift has changed up her look and I really like it. 
      Black tights ruined Zooy’s perfectly cute dress.
       
      The rest hurt my eyes in many different ways.

    • Paigealicious

      I actually think Zooey looks cute…but why black tights. Get off the black tights.

    • Paigealicious

      I actually think Zooey looks cute…but why black tights. Get off the black tights.

    • janetjb

      Now I know why Natasha’s makeup and hair were so wrong for the black ensemble.

    • janetjb

      Now I know why Natasha’s makeup and hair were so wrong for the black ensemble.

    • susu11

      Does Zooey not want to shave her legs or something? Cause I can’t understand the constant need to wear those damn tights.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

        Seriously, what is up with that? Maybe she has a serious skin condition on her legs.

        • susu11

          If she really does than I sympathize, because sometimes in the winter I get ezcema flare ups (nothing too serious thankfully), but I have a feeling that is not the case with our dear Zooey. She is too quirky for her own good.

    • susu11

      Does Zooey not want to shave her legs or something? Cause I can’t understand the constant need to wear those damn tights.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Please let this be Part I of II or III – I need more TLo bitchery today, and this was SPOT ON. 

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Please let this be Part I of II or III – I need more TLo bitchery today, and this was SPOT ON. 

    • jilly_d

      Does Zooey have some sort of disfiguring marks on her legs that she insists on wearing those black tights everywhere?  Love her, but honey, it’s MAY.  That dress would have been so hot with a little sandal, not black tights and the same pumps I wear to the office.

    • jilly_d

      Does Zooey have some sort of disfiguring marks on her legs that she insists on wearing those black tights everywhere?  Love her, but honey, it’s MAY.  That dress would have been so hot with a little sandal, not black tights and the same pumps I wear to the office.

    • http://twitter.com/katshimmers Kat Wright

      Did anyone actually look good at this thing?

    • http://twitter.com/katshimmers Kat Wright

      Did anyone actually look good at this thing?

      • BrooklynBomber

        I was wondering the same thing.

    • mmgk

      So, everyone just collectively decided to look like shit at the BBM Awards, I guess? 

    • mmgk

      So, everyone just collectively decided to look like shit at the BBM Awards, I guess? 

    • Srw27

      Do I spy a NIP peeking out of Amber Heard’s dress???

      And Julie Bowen looks HIDDY

    • Srw27

      Do I spy a NIP peeking out of Amber Heard’s dress???

      And Julie Bowen looks HIDDY

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         I think Amber’s bustier dress is about 2 sizes down from where it should be to allow for the  copious volume of her Lady Stuff.  It looks like its pinching them like crazy, but I don’t think its nip showing.

    • bluefish

      Meh for most part and some positively frightening.  Taylor Swift look okay — but always like she’s sucking on a lemon.

    • Pennymac

      Oof. I got spoiled by the Cannes posts. These are down right awful. Natasha, Darling, when you stand like a linebacker in a see through skirt with creepy mint sparkled ivy climbing down your spread thighs, well, Dear, not so good.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

      Clearly, only Taylor Swift cared about looking good for this award show. Natasha’s heart was in the right place but that dress belongs on a more acclaimed award show red carpet.

    • Kriky

      I want to be buried in Elie Saab when I die. I love Zooey’s dress but the black tights are such an eyesore. Even white would have been infinitely better.

    • save_the_hobbit

      Who is this Kerli, because I would like to have sex with her immediately.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

      Those shoes that that Kerli person is wearing look like dirty house shoes! Que horible’!

      Taylor Swift wins it here. 

      I saw a diffent picture of Katie Perry at this event and I thought she looked great. In this picture she looks like she couldn’t make up her mind between goth and prom.

      • Squirrel270

        I was thinking the same thing–it’s awful how you can see the grunge on the bottom of the plush.

    • prettybigkitty

      I thought Julianne Hough was Courtney Stodden for a minute there.    Katy Perry is morphing from Smurfette to Lily Munster.

    • TonyGo

      When did Lisa Marie Presley turn into a zombie with Tammy Wynette hair?

    • MilaXX

      Alicia Keys – For someone who is usually pretty fashion challenged I thought this was the best she has looked in a long time. I loved her hair and covet her ear jewelry. Besides, she rocked it with Stevie Wonder.Amber Rose – That not her dress. It’s boring and doesn’t fit her personality at all.
      Brandy Norwood – Not digging the smokey eye with all the hair. Otherwise pretty decent look.
      Chrissy Teigen – Hate this entire look. Bangs look too heavy and the dress needs to be taken out back and burned.
      Jordin Sparks – Very generic.
      Julianne Hough – It is indeed a sparkly towel, but I have to say, she looked younger last night than I’ve seen her look in a long time.
      Julie Bowden – Wow this look is almost as cringe inducing as the attempts at witty banter between her and Ty Burrell last night.
      Katy Perry – Katy is always going to match her clothes to her hair. Sure the dress is a bit prom-y, but this is another look that really didn’t look half bad on screen.Kerli – Can’t defend this one. It’s another look in the Nicki Minaj/Ke$ha/Lil’ Ma vein. whatev
      Lisa Marie Presley – I don’t care what her pedigree is. The music career ain’t ever gonna happen and that skirt is just silly looking.
      Natasha Bedingfield – Eh’ I’m tired of the lace bodice/sheer skirt look.Nelly Furtado – Not her dress, or anybody else’s for that matter. The neck piece is odd, the visible bra is ugly and the dress emphasizes her hips and not in a good way.
      Taylor Swift – I’m not her biggest fan. This is an okay look, but I hate the flat ironed hair.
      Zooey Deschane – I could swear she’s worn this look before. Whatev, she bugs.

    • sashaychante

      What is up with Zooey and those black tights?  It is practically SUMMER in Las Vegas.  It’s HOT there.  Why would anyone wear black tights at this time of year?  The dress is cute, and has that retro 60’s cut she favors, but seriously, those tights make the whole outfit look silly. 

      Jordan looks really cute, even tho the dress is a little plain.  The dress she wore to perform her tribute to Whitney was really nice.

    • vanjar

      Aaah bless, Kerli found some old Spice Girls shoes on eBay.

    • Asmith610

      Let’s give Julianne a little credit for not dressing like she’s older than her bf, Ryan. Taylor’s dress is definitely my favorite of this group.

    • wisenhar

      Pocahontas!  *DING, DING, DING* We have a match!  :-)

    • http://twitter.com/BetseyBraddock It’s Kimmy

      YO!! What in the Hell is Nelly Furtado wearing?????

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCDEX4FOTCFHZP6WLKSOOKUVM Danielle

      It  bothers me to have to admit that Taylor Swift is the best of the lot.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thehilariest The Hilariest

      Wait – all these people are at the SAME EVENT??? Wowser.

    • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

      Taylor Swift >>>>> than everyone else

    • RebeccaKW

      Julie Bowen looked so much better in her show outfit.  And I must say, I was pleasantly surprised she didn’t have any costume changes.  I loved that.

      Lisa Marie was obviously drunk at the show; I imagine she was drunk when she got dressed and allowed that hair to happen.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Brandy- She looks amazing with that hair. The dress is really cute.
      Chrissy Whatever needs to trim those bangs. Can she even see with those things?
      Julianne Hough is in desperate need of some good fashion advice. She’s gorgeous; It shouldn’t be this hard for her.
      Julie Bowden – I suppose it’s an ok dress if you want your body to look like a straight column. She’s got no curves in this thing.
      Katie Perry- No. I usually love her craziness, but there’s just nothing cute or fun about this look.
      Kerli- WHO?? I’m sorry, I can’t deal.

      Natasha Bedingfield – I’m more concerned about the sheerness of that skirt and how we may or may not be getting a peek at her private area.
      Nellie Furtado – This dress is doing her no favors and that chandelier at her neck is entirely too busy.

    • momogus

      Respectfully disagree about Alicia Keys – I think she looks great. Maybe not quite as “festive” as those with teddy bear boots, but sleek and sophisticated.

    • Spicytomato1

      As much as it pains me to say it, Swifty for the win. Although that gray-ish wig is dreadful. 

      Funny that Julianne H is wearing the literal incarnation of Aniston’s sequined bath towel because I always think of Julianne as Aniston 2.0.

      Poor Julie Bowen, she pretty much never gets it right. For once her hair looks OK to me, though.

      Lisa Marie’s resemblance to Elvis still gives me pause…it’s especially strong in this photo.

    • In_Stitches

      I was ready to rip in to Taylor.  That bodice is doing weird things to her bust, making it appear low and wide, but grading on a curve she can call this one a win.  I love Zooey’s dress and I think I’d be okay with the tights if she hadn’t paired them with black pumps, putting a twist on the horror that is the skin colored silly putty shoe trend. 

    • clairellis

      Taylor looks the best. The. Best.

    • minnye

      Holy cow. Evidently all the good dresses (and good taste) have gone to Cannes.

    • SapphoPoet

      Wow. It’s a cold day in hell when the best dress is on Taylor Swift. 

      Your comments about Julianne Hough made me snort. Who in the world thinks that glittery bathtowel can masquerade as a dress? Someone stayed up FAR too late thinking up that idea.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Sequined bath towel was exactly my thought when I looked at Julianne Hough.  And Zooey, lose the black tights, puhleez!

      • TieDye64

        Yes, Zooey. Forever!

    • BazoDee

      OMG -Taylor FTW???!!! WTF??? 
      Julie, Zoe, Katy -Oh honey no! 

    • frankystein123

      They are all horrible, except for Brandy Norwood. And to give Julianne Hough some credit, at least she doesn’t look like a 50 year old woman in this getup.

    • Lisa Dugan

      Taylor looks gorgeous and Brandy is very Donna Summeresque but everyone else…I’m holding my tongue.  The commentary on Kerli is a riot. 

    • TaurusKW

      Swift looks kinda evil in that picture.  I think I like it.

    • http://twitter.com/dollsaga Helen

      what has gone worng?? no one knows how to dress anymore.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Zooey, just STOP already. Enough.

    • Judy_J

      My mom had a saying that applies here:  “No matter how much money you have, you can’t buy good taste.”

    • ccm800

      Does Natasha Bedingfield record JUST enough music to get invite places? And can someone tell Swift that wigs the color of you face are unbelievably unflattering.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      Amber Rose looks like some sort of a pervert’s dress up doll-  I imagine she comes with a line of tacky accessories and wigs.

      • TheDivineMissAnn

         And her shoes match her hair….

    • AlieMichelle

      T. Swift is obviously moving from the “innocent young ingenue” phase of her career into the “bombshell” phase. Let’s just hope she handles it better than the multitude of pop stars who have come before her…

    • GTrain

      it’s a tough competition to the bottom i gotta give it to Amber Rose for Worst Dressed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

      not a word about katy perry’s awful makeup? 

    • http://twitter.com/parrishdav Corey Davis

      Wait. Brandy has a last name?

    • giiiirrrr

      It’s a sad day when Taylor Swift is best dressed on the RC.  I weep.

      • TieDye64

        Amen! It is a sad day.

    • Imasewsure

      Wow what carpet full of crap…

    • jsm9327

      Lisa Marie Presley’s skirt reminds me of the goat pants on the old Tom Hanks/Dan Akroyd “Dragnet” movie.

    • It Hurt’s To Be In Love

      BURN IT ALL! TAKE IT ALL OFF AND JUST BURN IT! IT ALL SUCKED! 

    • Cathy S

      I think Jordin Sparks looks adorable. The rest are horrible.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

      Wow, Taylor Swift looks amazing. The rest- meh or worse. 

      Too bad about Zooey’s dress. That coulda been cute. 

    • annamiklo

      Honestly, I think Natasha Bedingfield’s dress is powerfully ugly.  The big embellished shoulders and the powder-blue sheer sleeves are horrible.  It looks like a barbie gown and a skating costume combined.  No one’s dress. 

    • Leonardo Alves

      I don’t want to live in a world where Taylor Swift is the best dressed lady of the post…
      What a horrible RC!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

      It’s kind of like someone reads your blog a lot and thought, Sequinned Bath Towel, Why Not?
      NO.

      • http://modernretrowoman.com DrJulieAnn

         As soon as I saw the sequined bath towel, I started laughing out loud in anticipation of  TLo’s (and the commentariat’s, too) comment.  I mean, I know she doesn’t wear much when she dances but just wearing a bath towel is a bit much.

        • TieDye64

          Or not enough. ;)

    • ErinnF

      LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS VERY ANGRY, DAMMIT!

      (Her face made me LOL. Don’t you know you’re never fully dressed without a smile, Lisa Marie?)

      • Caaro3

        She also looks like she stopped breathing about an hour ago.

    • Carlodog

      I’m not liking the solid-wall-of-bangs-in-your-eyes hairstyle that Jessica Biel and now Chrissy Teigan are wearing.  Not flattering to either of them.

    • Caaro3

      Julie Bowen’s dress would look better on Olive Oyl; more curves.

    • http://twitter.com/yessveee Sarah Veenstra

      Natasha Bedingfield, please return your dress to its rightful owner, Flo Welch.

    • http://twitter.com/MisterFiq Rafiq Mohamad

      Natasha Bedingfield, Loretta Lynn called she wants her dress back…

    • blumonky

      Looks like Amber Rose has 3 heads.

    • ashpo17

      I’m sorry, but Natasha looks like she’s drowning in ice blue frippery… too much dress

    • formerlyAnon

      When Taylor Swift makes the top 3, All Is Not RIght With the World.

      I admit, the impression that Amber Rose’s head is approximately the same size as ONE of her baby-head boobs is mesmerizing in a very disturbing way.

    • spooki C

      Kerli, I’m not going to trash your outfit bc I have been known to wear such things myself… but why are you on the red carpet in DIRTY SNEAKERS?

      GURL PLZ.

    • quiltrx

      Taylor FTW.  The rest kind of make my eyes burn, honestly.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

      I believe women with black tights on are having their period.  

    • Susan Crawford

      God help me. The only thing that saved me from this parade of horror is that I don’t know who the hell these people are, for the most part. Of the few I DO recognize, my one comment is directed at Taylor Swift. Even a fantabulous dress does nothing to make me like you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719457376 Molly Adrianson

      the 5 year old in me loves Katy Perry’s dress to death, i mean really to DEATH. I just wish she didn’t look like death wearing it. What is with the strange 50’s pinup goth hair and makeup? She’s never looked worse and she’s wearing the prettiest princess dress ever.  Shame. Brandy’s hair is awesome, I wish her clothes were even half as stylish as she looks from the neck up. That is pretty much all I have to say about this post. Yeesh, what a bunch of stinkers.

    • Michelle Newell

      Katy Perry’s face looks so odd, like it doesn’t belong to her; and I had that dress for one of my Barbies. 

      Julie Bowen looks like she broke in the middle. Or like her abdomen is made of taffy, and it can no longer support the weight of her upper half.

    • FlamingJune1967

      That was – without a doubt – the fugliest red carpet rundown you guys have put up in a long time!

    • TieDye64

      Julie Bowen, honey, I loves ya but this is just all sorts o sad. Face and hair are pretty, the rest is just boy in girl’s clothes with huge shoes. So sad.

      You guys said exactly what I was thinking with Julianne Hough. It’s a fucking beaded bath towel. 

      Except for Taylor Swift (my reaction is ALWAYS identical to yours) everybody else brought the FUG.

    • http://www.thechipsterdiaries.blogspot.com/ Jess

      Taylor Swift looks evil…

    • Lorettina

      I don’t know if the fuglacious skirt or the weird angle of the shot is to blame, but Lisa Marie looks like a midget in that photo.

    • RzYoung

      Hee hee, I saw the bath towel dress on a different website yesterday and immediately thought ‘Wait until TLo see THIS’ :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

      HELP THESE GIRLS!!!!!!

    • Jessica O’Connell

      It’s a sad day when Taylor Swift looks better than anyone else on the red carpet…

    • http://profiles.google.com/kkgulbrandsen Kari Gulbrandsen

      I kind of like Alicia Keys and Jordin … with that collection of hot messes, I’ll take boring any old time. 

    • imakeart

      How sad is it that one of the best dressed at this event is Taylor Swift?  Yikes.

    • 3rdsister

      How can you comment on Amber Rose’s outfit?!?– she forgot to put it on and has to stand there in her slip.  Poor thing. . .

    • 3rdsister

      How can you comment on Amber Rose’s outfit?!?– she forgot to put it on and has to stand there in her slip.  Poor thing. . .

    • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

      It’s a sad day when Taylor Swift is the best dressed one. Do none of these people have mirrors?

    • Fordzo

      I think Alicia looks good.  She usually wears weird stuff – and not “fun-Katy-Perry-weird”.  Like, strange-pants-and-halter-tops-weird.

    • MarissaLG

      Brandy NORWOOD? Come on, you guys. 

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      wtf is a “kerli?” it sounds like something a fraternity brother would do to a younger member and that it involved a toilet or something…

    • Sophie Collier

      Wow.  Not a single amazing look to be found, although Taylor looks rather stunning.  Glad to see her in something other than ringlets and ruffles.

    • Puckndc

      have you EVER seen so many badly dressed women (?!) in one spot EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

    • boomchicabowwow

      The hell happened to Brandi?!  When did she turn 45?  And LISA MARIE get AWAY from the scalple already!!  You’re one nosejob away from having to wear MJ’s prosthetic!

    • http://twitter.com/dianasof Diana

      What exactly is a “Kerli”? I guess I could google her but i’d rather stay crotchety.It’s more liberating to just not care.