“The Five-Year Engagement” Premiere Red Carpet

Posted on April 20, 2012

Darlings, it was the premiere of The Five-Year Engagement (which, despite our hatred of rom-coms, actually looks a little charming and funny), and the looks ranged from formal to casual, with a couple of stops for tacky along the way. Let’s assess!

 

Camilla Belle in Jason Wu

We like a gold metallic dress as much as the next gay, but something about this one tips it into Tackyville. We’re thinking the hair’s not helping here.

 

Dakota Johnson

We don’t know, you guys. Certainly, a ladystar should wear a coat on the RC if it’s chilly, but we sure would have liked some contrast somewhere in this look. She’s a column of pale. And weirdly, her shoes match her hair. Us? We would’ve told her to keep the coat (because it really is kind of fab and gone high-impact with a black dress and shoes.

 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

 Can’t really argue with that, even if the shoes are a bit on the matchy side.

 

Kim Cattrall

Oh, Kim. We’re sad now. This wouldn’t be terrible if those pants didn’t look a bit on the tight side and if that coat wasn’t so shiny and distracting. Also, it’s all too brown for us.

 

Leelee Sobieski in Band of Outsiders

Well, she’s certainly demanding attention. We don’t normally like platforms with gowns, but those shoes are KILLA and the hem length is just right for them. Don’t love the pinhead effect, though.

 

Olivia Wilde in Yigal Azrouël 

Very pretty dress, but Olivia, why did you do that to your hair? Rachel McAdams keeps insisiting on that ashy blonde and it doesn’t work any better on you than it does on her. Brunette ladystars, why must you always fuck around with your hair?

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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