The Avengers Premiere – The Boys

Posted on April 12, 2012

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.

 

Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard

Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a skosh snug but you are wearing an untucked shirt with your suit at a public event and that makes us weep salty tears.

 

Chris Evans in Gucci

Bald guy in the back seems a little dubious on this suit, but we think it looks great. Love a man working a plaid suit.

 

Chris Hemsworth

The whiff of douche is strong in this one, but damn if he doesn’t fill out a three-piece. But that’s one undone button too many.

 

Clark Gregg

We think he’s adorable, so this shiny oil slick of a suit is disappointing. If it wasn’t so shiny, we’d love it.

Man, Jennifer Grey is completely unrecognizable now.

 

Jeremy Renner

Good God.

Unless you’re planning on whacking someone in a Vegas casino parking lot in 1963, you shouldn’t be wearing this suit.

 

Mark Ruffalo

Seriously, how hard is it to pose for ten minutes? You can’t maybe button the jacket and make sure everything’s arranged? Too sloppy. And we’re not loving the lack of contrast in the look.

 

Robert Downey Jr. in Gucci

Oh, RDJ! Can it be? Have all our words of anger and disdain had an effect? You look positively grown up! Or at least as grown up as one can look in a purple suit. No sneakers, no goofy print shirts, just a good-looking man rocking a chic little suit. Was that so hard?

 

Samuel L. Jackson

Clearly, we’re looking at our next project, now that we’ve fixed Robert Downey, Jr.

 

Tom Hiddleston

Banker suit. And why does he look like a wax figure from the neck up? That’s a lot of makeup you’re sporting there, Loki.

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber/PR Photos, elle.com, zappos.com]

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

      Oh, good times.  Good times.  You make me laugh, always. TLO!!

      • http://www.wordydoodles.com WordyDoodles

         Still laughing about ‘The whiff of douche is strong in this one” and whacking someone in a Vegas parking lot. SPOT ON.

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        • siriuslover

          I read it in Yoda’s voice. It’s even funnier!

        • Judih1

          Had me laughing too

    • AwesomeMargie

      RDJ might be the only man who could pull of a fabulous purple suit.  

      • Serenachan

        RDJ and Chuck Bass!

        • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

          And Barney Stinson!

          • ShivaDiva

            And the Joker!

            • Spicytomato1

              And Andrew Garfield!

            • JDreesen

              And Barney!

              oh…wait…and Barney?  or…i think i misunderstood the assignment.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

               And…Grimace. I’m out.

            • eight_of_nine

              And Rorschach! (Any Watchmen fans?)

            • JDreesen

              Yes!  i think the real question should be “Who *dresses* the Watchmen?”  Snort!

      • mountainFashionista

        But don’t you think the bottom of his vest should be buttoned?  Otherwise, it gives the illusion of a slight pot belly, and we know that’s not the case! 

        • Cathy S

           I would have liked that buttoned too. Maybe he didn’t realize it had opened. I prefer to think of it that way. :-)

      • JasmineAM

        Prince?

        • AwesomeMargie

          You got me there.  But, then again, it’s been so long since we’ve seen him.  Can he still rock it?

          • RebeccaKW

             Prince is still rocking it.  And always will be.

      • RebeccaKW

         And…Prince.  Of course.  And probably RuPaul.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        And many, many men of colour. And probably Alan Cumming.

      • MissAnnieRN

        And Alan Cumming.  He could totally pull that off.

      • AwesomeMargie

        All good choices but RDJ is the only man that I’d love to rip the suit off of.  ;)

    • Kyle Crawford

      why Chris, WHY ? 

    • Kimmu

      Hiddleston. It’s Tom Hiddleston. *coughs*

      He’s so rosy cheeked because he was practically frolicking with glee through the fans and generally being the most charming human being in existence.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      Chris Evans FTW. RDJ gets a very honorable First Runner-Up, and will serve if our winner cannot fulfill his duties. Samuel L. Jackson thought he was showing up for Celebrity Seniors Golf. 

      • MoHub

        Golf is what I thought for Jackson as well. If that jacket were just a cardigan, he’d just need the clubs.

        • CassandraMortmain

          Nah, the way he’s dressed Samuel Jackson looks too old for golf.  He looks like he’s headed to the shuffleboard court at the senior citizen’s home.

          • girliecue

            Exactly. He looks like he was literally pulled out of retirement for this.

        • littlemac8

          He also needs his Kangol cap!!

      • judith traherne

        Nah. If he was playing golf, he’d be wearing a *kilt*.

    • Susie Pamudji

      That’s Jennifer Grey? No. Can’t be. Really? No way. Really?

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        What Susie said.  I thought she was someone else entirely – I thought she was Kathleen Quinlan.

        • Martova

          I thought the exact same thing. I was SHOCKED when I read it was JG. So sad inside now.

          • Susie Pamudji

            Someone bring Baby back! *cries a river*

          • Judih1

            I thought TLO was joking when they said she was Jennifer Grey. Couldn’t believe it was her and I watched her on Dancing with the stars, so at least I saw her recently. Why is she posing like that?

            • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

              To make sure she’s seen. cough*desperate*coughcough

        • Spicytomato1

          She looks a little bit like Victoria Beckham now. Crazy.

          • MissAnnieRN

            Yeah – I just posted to this effect.  She looks like a cross between Posh and Ashley Judd.  Sooo sad.  I liked her as Jennifer Grey!

            Check this out – I just googled her and found this quote in her wikipedia file:   “I went in the operating room a celebrity – and came out anonymous. It was like being in a witness protection program or being invisible.”[7][8] 

            Ok, that makes me really sad for her.  It makes me sad for everyone who feels this insane pressure to be perfect.  She’s Joel Grey’s kid.  So what about her nose, I liked it, and she is gorgeous and talented!

            • KathKo

              she certainly had a peculiar look to her that did all her charm.
              Sadly, she didn’t have the carrier she wished after Dirty Dancing. I guess that after a couple hundred of casting were people keep telling you “well, were looking for a more classic beauty” or “well, we’re not actually doing an ugly duck take on this one” she might have felt the pressure too much and believed she had to correct nonexistant flaws.
              She’s like an living advertizing to starlets “don’t do surge and don’t yield under the pressure”

      • MoHub

        I’m just glad T-Lo told us who that was. Otherwise, I’d never have guessed in a million years.

      • butterflysunita

        Apparently, a botched nose job destroyed a promising career–she said she went from being famous to someone that no one recognized.  

        • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

          I wouldn’t say botched. She looks lovely. Just not like herself. If she’d done it before becoming famous, nobody would bat an eye.

          • butterflysunita

            I think she looks beautiful too–just different.  I heard though that the first nose job was botched–complications stemming from the surgery led to the second nose job, which altered her appearance far more than she wanted.  

      • mmgk

        I thought it was Barbara Hershey.

      • christinewithanx

        I thought it was Teri Hatcher!!!!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

         I actually thought TLo were joking, and then I googled her. Scary. She doesn’t look bad, exactly… just like A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON. Like she went to Venezuela to get a facelift before going into witness protection or something.

      • girliecue

        I thought it was Lena Olin, 10 years ago.

      • guestela

        My thoughts exactly!

      • jennmarie19

         I just posted the exact same comment! I can’t believe that’s her. Whither Baby . . .???

    • Clueless_Jock

      I wonder why actors always wear conservative neckties.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Yipes, were Ruffalo and Jackson the only fellows not to get the “shiny” memo?  Shiny suits – not a look I particularly care for.  That type of fabric has to be cut just right, and the color has to be a home-run, too.  I see a lot of foul tips here.

      • girliecue

        Hi NCD_IP, how are you these days? You’re in my thoughts and well-wishes. Hang in there and know the PUFs are cheering you on. Be well!

        • NDC_IPCentral

           Girliecue, thanks for asking.  I had a 2nd appointment with my doctor this week in advance of my 5th chemo infusion scheduled for 04-13, and he had GREAT news for me on my CA-125 tumor marker numbers.  That’s the test for ovarian cancer

          A normal CA-125 value is 35.  When I was diagnosed in late February my CA-125 number was 2840 – an exceptionally high value.  I.e., really bad.  The blood work that he did on me yesterday – the number was 301 – so in four weeks of chemo I’ve (my doctor and the drugs, really) have knocked that number down by over 2500!  My doctor was so pleased he was grinning from ear-to-ear.  This is very encouraging.  So… I cried.  But they certainly were happy tears.

          The fight continues, but Team NDC is doing WELL.

          All the best and thanks again,

          NDC

          • MissAnnieRN

            That is fantastic news!  Keep kicking Cancer’s Ass!

          • formerlyAnon

             HOT DAMN!

            I know you said you were getting results, but that sounds phenomenal. (Not that I really know what I’m talking about.)

            Here’s hoping that all the blood work numbers are good and by the time you read this infusion #5 is history and you’re PAST THE HALFWAY POINT!

          • girliecue

            Wow – what extraordinary progress! My eyes are happily puddling up for you and I can’t stop smiling. You must feel like Empress of the Universe. Here’s to you, NDC. You are a force to be reckoned with -take note, Cancer!  :D

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

        Jeremy Renner looks like he was just cast in a biopic – “Barry Manilow: The Copacabana Years”

        NDC – YOU GO GIRL!  (I apologize if you are not a “girl,” but my intentions are good.)

        • NDC_IPCentral

           Well, if one can still be a girl at nearly 61 1/2, I’m a girl- and I appreciate your intentions completely.  Thanks for your vote of confidence, VicD!

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      Okay, I’m a bit ashamed to admit how much I’ve been looking forward to this post all day.  Sadly the vast majority of these heterosexual males were apparently given free rein to dress themselves today, which is unfortunate.  Therefore I will be forced to concentrate solely on everyone from the neck up.  Except maybe Hemsworth.  He undid waaaaaay too many button, but sweet Jesus is he sexy!

      • UrsNY

        I have to chime in with a “me too” on looking forward to this post. I love seeing men actually get their style on (or try, badly), since awards show red carpets are dull tux parades.

    • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

      Bless that 
      Skarsgard boy!

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        Has anyone seen his mother? It is hard to believe THAT was produced with the genetic material from Stellan.

        • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

          Actually I have. I don’t know where he gets it from to be honest…

          • MissAnnieRN

            Sometimes 2 hots don’t make a right.  Example:  Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.  Lainey has a hilarious theory about the celebrity gene pool mixing when it comes to the relative attractiveness of the offspring.  

            • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

              So there is a god! Good to know :)

            • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

              So rich old men marrying stunning young women might just improve the chances for the next generation. It’s charitable, really.

            • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

              So rich old men marrying stunning young women might just improve the chances for the next generation. It’s charitable, really.

            • http://twitter.com/GalleryCraig Craig Smith

              Like when Conan mixes them up.

    • http://twitter.com/Moondragonic Charlotte

      Some questionable choices, but I’m really impressed by how many of the gentlemen have chosen the three piece suit.

    • http://twitter.com/enuma enuma

      I like how RDJ’s wife matched her bracelet to his suit.

      • Scimommy

        In the red carpet interview she said it’s their son’s birthstone, or something to that effect. (Why do I know this? Shouldn’t I be working?)

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        It pains me to say -because I have a crush on him since FOREVER- but they make such an adorable couple, I mean just look at those smiles! And the bracelet is gorgeous.

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      Wow, that Henner suit is totally WTF! It’s bad on SO many levels.

    • DCSheehan

      Love a good three piece. Chris Evans deserves a werq for that fine suit. And Chris H isn’t just whiffing of douche, it’s pouring off him in buckets. He looks like he’s about to try and sell me a car. A crappy car. And no, I’m not interested.

      • http://twitter.com/yessveee Sarah Veenstra

        if Chris Hemsworth is drenched in douche, Jeremy Renner is the proverbial rain-cloud of douche.

    • sherrietee

      That’s Jennifer Grey?  I thought it was an Ashley Judd lookalike.

    • Mike Winget

      Is it just me, or has Mark Ruffalo not aged well at all?   He used to be much, much cuter!  

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        I suspect he smokes a lot of weed. He always looks high as a kite.

    • Annie Leung

      RDJ and Chris Evans for the win! And Tom Hiddleston can come too because he’s lovely. That bald man behind Chris Evans seems like a funny guy to be around too.

      I had to do a double take last night during the livestream when they said something about Jennifer Grey and then I dismissed it as some other woman who was named Jennifer Grey and not Jennifer “Nobody puts baby in the corner” Grey. Now I just feel confused. 

    • VioletFem

      What’s with the shiny suits? This must be the male celebrity equivalent of silly puddy pumps.

    • UrsNY

      Awesome! I loved RDJ’s suit. It came off much darker and richer on video. It looks like the photo was over-brightened. No amount of  makeup can make me stop hearting Tom Hiddleston. He’s too adorable, and exceptionally patient in answering the same questions for the billionth time.

      Renner was the whole reason that I was hoping for this post. Too fugtasical to believe.

      Edit to add: Love to Chris Evans for his suit.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        Fugtastical? Gotta use that.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      Jennifer Grey’s body language is all “keep your mittens off my man!”
      Renner is unforgivable 

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Jeremy Renner – so gorgeous, so sexy, such a good actor.  What the HELL is that he’s wearing?? 

      • bklyngrrl

         First thing I thought when I saw the photo was, “Looks like he should be driving a getaway car.”

      • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

        I know, he’s killing me here. I love him, and OH DEAR GOD THAT SUIT. Why are you doing this to us?!

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Chris Evans makes me go a little bit weak at the knees – loving that plaid suit.  And that smile.

      In muting his own Aussie accent to play Thor, Chris Hemsworth has somehow ended up sounding a bit mid-Pacific and a lot like Heath Ledger (who had a Perth accent, significantly different to the east coast Aussie accents).  I kind of see what you mean about the whiff of douche but he’s so big and broad and blond and beefy that I think I’ll go ahead and forgive him.

      RDJ is wearing Joker purple – wrong film franchise buddy!

      I’m ridiculously excited about seeing this film.  I’ve geeked out completely.

    • EEKstl

      The pics of Chris Evans should be a primer on how a man’s suit should fit.  Sublime.

      Jeremy Renner: WTF??? He is soooo attractive, which makes this even more of a travesty. Jeremy, have you met Chris? Learn from him, Grasshopper.

    • BobStPaul

      At least Mark Ruffalo’s suit fits him perfectly.  In fact, that’s probably the best he’s ever looked on the runway.  And what the hell happened to Stellan’s suit – particularly the sleeve?

    • Stephen Bornstein

      Dont you think RDJ’s glassess aren’t alittle matchy matchy…..

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/JO2ZPMWZR7BENRHIQ7DYGJP2HQ Melanie

      RDJ is one of those men, like Johnny Depp, who tries to cover up his good looks with weird facial hair, glasses, hair, and hats.  Please stop!  You are so beautiful!  You have the best eyelashes on the planet!  Just shave, get a normal haircut, show up and smile!  I will melt.

      Also, is his shirt sticking out from under his vest?  I see a little pop of white.  And no belt?

    • Economie

      So if I am a banker in real life, does that mean I have to wear boring suits?

    • http://twitter.com/smithben Ben Smith

      Jeremy, dear, there are better ways to rebut the gay rumours than to go around wearing hideous suits. True no gay man would wear something so hideous, but that’s no reason to pick it out.

      Chris Evans however is a fine piece of man and is rocking that plaid suit.

    • muzan-e

      The delicious Jeremy Renner ought to know better than to pair gold with silver!

      Dubious bald guy’s photobombing displays innate talent for the art!

      But Agent Coulson has owned my heart for quite some time now, so I shall set my exclamatory aside and just happily sigh. *g*

      • girliecue

        “Dubious bald guy’s photobombing displays innate talent for the art!”

        Right?! I can’t decide which I like more: Chris Evans in that yummy windowpane suit or Dubious Bald Guy’s expression, especially in that black-on-black ensemble.

    • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

       There’s a part of me that’s thinking Chris Evans vest is cut too high.

    • formerlyAnon

      The Skarsgards look like they dressed off the rack. There is no excuse. (I do realize that at his height, if Alexander *really* dressed off the rack, he’d look considerably worse. Nonetheless.)

      Hemsworth! Go back home for a tie and real shoes. When you come back, report to Sister Mary Margaret and she’ll give you a note to get into class.

      Cracked me up with your comments on Jeremy Renner.

      The verdict is in re: Mark Ruffalo. I have never gotten it, I have never seen him in any photo or movie and gotten it. It’s official. I will NEVER get it.

      Samuel L. Jackson looks like somebody’s 84 year old grandpa, duded up for their trip around 9 short holes in the golf cart. And depending on how they feel, they  may not play the last three.  HE’S BARELY INTO HIS MID 60’s!!!!

      Tom Hiddleston’s got a bit of a twinkle going on that I like. And, as evidenced above, there are worse things than banker suits.

      Chris Evans FTW, hands down. He should have had more competition.

      • Glammie

        I get Mark Ruffalo’s good-looking, but I *hate* his voice–so nasal–that it kind of undoes any physical attractiveness for me.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        That’s fine. More Ruffallo for me. :)

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Tom Hiddleston is freakin’ sexy when he’s not in Loki drag. I didn’t even recognize him in War Horse yum yum yum.

      • MsMajestyk

        Oddly, I find the Loki drag hot.  Maybe it’s the black hair, blue eyes combo. I don’t know.  I remember some photos TLo posted of him from a fashion week somewhere and his smile is stunning. He seems so genuine.  Loved him Return to Cranford, the show, not so much. 

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Apparently somebody really did put Baby in the corner, and some other broad has taken her place!

      • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

        Or they need to send Baby to the corner for a timeout, to think about what’s she’s done.

    • http://twitter.com/stopENtalk Brittany Johnstone

      Hmmm… Chris Evans is the clear winner.  Closely followed by RDJ.

    • Glammie

      RDJ for the win.  It’s the purple-tinted specs to go with the purple suit.  There’s a guy with a mod sensibility.

      Samuel Jackson’s cracked me up, but in a good way–golf-inspired formal wear.

      Oh Jennifer . . . when you lopped that nose, you lopped off your sole distinctive feature.  Poor girl–all those Hollywood nose jobs, why wouldn’t you think you could get away with it?  But, wow, I had no idea it was her ’til I read the caption.  She just has the most nondescript features–the Zelig of actress faces.

      • crash1212

         I thought it was Kathleen Quinlan…had absolutely no clue it was Jennifer Gray until I read the caption. Then I could sort of see it…what a shame. I mean she’s pretty and all, but she looks like anybody else right now.

      • ampg

        It was an accident, actually – she thought she was having a very slight refinement done that would leave the same basic shape, but her plastic surgeon apparently thought differently.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

      I feel like I just got sucker punched with a whole lotta ego peppered in man meat!

    • Jessica O’Connell

      THAT’S JENNIFER GREY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

      Also, RDJ looks HILARIOUSLY AWESOME.

    • Shannon Merryman

      I think Tom looks perfect, but that’s probably the ovaries talking again ;)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

      As much as I hate to admit this, as a SE Wisconsin gal, if Ruffalo showed up looking like this at a wedding reception back home, he’d fit right in.  For the red carpet?  Absolutely not.  Clean that up. 

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Clearly, there was limo sex. 

    • http://twitter.com/suryasnair suryasnair

      “Clearly, we’re looking at our next project, now that we’ve fixed Robert Downey, Jr.”

      Teaching hollywood to dress, one post a time.

    • Judy_J

      Oh, Robert Downey, Jr.  Just when I think I can’t love more, you show up wearing my favorite color.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

      Jeremy Renner looks like a robot. 

      Samuel Jackson would have looked ok if he’d lost the hat, which of course I know is a big deal for some reason…

      RDJr looks FAB! 

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      But where is Joss Whedon? Ok, so he’s not a famous actor, but he IS a geek God….  And by the way, what is it with all the shiney suits?

      • Spicytomato1

        I know, way too much shiny. I need a moment to recover.

    • JasmineAM

      Chris Hemsworth should take everything off at start over again.

    • http://twitter.com/yessveee Sarah Veenstra

      When RDJ Knows His Look, he owns it like none other. Perfection from head to toe. And though Chris Evans has never done it for me before, a red-carpet spree of dandy-style like this could make me change my position.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      Chris Evans!  WOOF!!!  Mark Ruffalo, go home!

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      Did Chris Hemsworth have to walk through the desert (or a sandbox) to get to the RC?  Or are the shoes supposed to be that color?  Not crazy about the open collar either, at least not while wearing a vest.

      Maybe he should just take off all his clothes…….

    • Frenchie_M

      Is someone making a biopic of Barry Manilow’s life?  Jeremy Renner looks like he’s auditioning for the lead…

    • prettybigkitty

      That’s Jennifer Grey?  Holy cow.

      • sweetlilvoice

        Exactly! What happened to her?

        • ampg

          Botched nose job – she thought she was having a very slight refinement done, and her plastic surgeon thought differently.  It ruined her career, for obvious reasons.

    • turtleemily

      Chris Evans looks delicious… Although doesn’t he model for Gucci? So they’d hopefully give him free shit that fits correctly?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

      Stellan’s pants – too tight.

    • allisankelly

      Hemsworth = Douche

      So glad I’m not the only one who saw that. Before I scrolled to your comments I said to myself “he looks douchey”. 

      RDJ looks great and I can’t believe his wife very recently had a baby. Don’t like the shiny suits on the men (except RDJs).

    • glennethph

      Why is RDJ a pass on the too many buttons?  He’s still the douchiest of douches.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      Does anyone remember the cartoon Darkwing Duck? RDJ clearly doesn’t.

      • http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

        Yes! That!

    • RebeccaKW

      I have fallen even more in love with RDJ. 

      Chris Evans is looking mighty fine.  I think Chris Hemsworth is handsome, but I think he is maybe one of those people who looks better in street clothes than suits.

      • http://twitter.com/margs4 Margaret Grace

        even better, no clothes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

      hai guize, I think the “hands behind the back in a jacket with the top button buttoned” pose should be as verboten on the runway as the “both hands in the front trouser pockets” pose, for the same reason, weird unfortunate pulling/straining ensues.  Otherwise things are getting better.

    • sagecreek

      That was Jennifer Grey????

      OMG.

    • apt9000

      I don’t care if he’s looking douche-y, I still want to tie Hemsworth up and be incredibly naughty. Evans can come too, but only if he shaves.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      TLo, you MUST help Samuel L. Jackson! He’s too cool to be walking around in that insane outfit.
      Um, and I think poor Mark Ruffalo could use a little TLo tough love too.

      • PaulaBerman

         Seriously, what is up with Mark Ruffalo? He always looks like a disaster.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMLK23QK6C7NMLMVVYA5POXKJY WhiteMage

      oh geez, that last one is loki? wow. he looks totally different, and not in a good way. like 15 years older different. ick.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Looks like Jeremy Renner raided Joe Pesci’s wardrobe.

      • PaulaBerman

         Does Jeremy Renner have no friends? Because mine never would have let me leave the house in that, much less get photographed in it. Though maybe he’s wearing it ironically? It is pretty hilarious either way.

    • kimmeister

      Just a few comments on facial hair:
      I want to draw some eyebrows on both Skarsgards.
      Chris Evans’ beard is not working for me.
      RDJ can have a beard, but why does it look like it’s branching up his face?

    • greatscoutm

      I love you guys.  You make me laugh everyday.
      BTW, I knew that was Jennifer Grey because when I looked at the picture and didn’t recognize the woman AT ALL, I thought, Oh, it must be Jennifer Grey.

    • lordandtaylor

      Are you positive that is Jennifer Grey? Train wreck. She needs to get her old nose back. My choice of date for the evening is Chris Evans. TLO tell me true: are pocket squares back. Oh please..please..please.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      Jennifer Grey looks like Constance Zimmer in these pictures.  If you don’t know who CZ is, be assured you’ve seen her in a supporting role in something.

    • julnyes

      Not the best pictures of Tom Hiddleston – he is actually adorable
      Chris Evans – looks fantastic
      RDJ – I love him when he dresses like an overgrown child, so of course I think he looks spectacular now!

    • http://twitter.com/sarahohmygod Sarah Oleksyk

      “Bald guy in the back” ‘s eyebrows are cartoon-characterrific!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713709401 Randy Noak

      You cannot claim to have fixed RDJ while he’s wearing those ridiculous purple glasses. Back to work, boys.

    • TheOtherChristina

      RDJ looks like he’s dressed up as Seneca Crane. Give me two minutes and a fine point sharpie and I can even get the facial hair to match.

    • Rand Ortega

      Samuel L. misread the memo & thought they were goin’ fishin.

      • MilaXX

         more likely golfing, his favorite past time.

    • MsMajestyk

      Lordy.  It’s all my faves!  I had to take my time with this post.  IMHO, Skarsgard the Younger can do no wrong.  Skarsgard the Elder’s pants are unfortunate. 

      Chris Evans, oh my.  Love the plaid.  And the beard.

      Tom Hiddleston.  Yum.

      Not sold on Thor, but he sure is a nice slab of man.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Is it me or is the crotch a little insane on Clark Gregg – it seems like he wanted to pack some heat for this event! Chris Evans is making my heart go patter patter patter!

    • altalinda

      THAT’S JENNIFER GREY?!
      Agree on all counts.  Though I do like to let Samuel L. Jackson fly his own freak flag.

    • Hannah Ingalls

      Mark Ruffalo needs a punch in the face.

      • LittleKarnak

         And a bath…..

    • bellafigura1

      RDJ and wife always seem so tight.  I hope they are, for reals.  Wouldn’t that be nice? 

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Chris Evans FTW indeed.  RDJ is rocking that purple–love the glasses too, and the photobombing bald guy for show. 

      Some very brave needs to tell Mr. Jackson that The Masters was last week.

      Having fun reading the comments. You guys make me smile.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Chris Evans FTW indeed.  RDJ is rocking that purple–love the glasses too, and the photobombing bald guy for show. 

      Some very brave needs to tell Mr. Jackson that The Masters was last week.

      Having fun reading the comments. You guys make me smile.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

      Hush about the extra Thor chest.

      It is fine just the way it is.

      *fans self*

    • LittleKarnak

      THAT was Jennifer Grey?? Back away from the knife, woman. And I love me some Jeremy Renner but seriously…WTF???

    • quiltrx

      So, I actually squee’d when I saw RDJ in the purple suit.  I’m a purple girl through and through, and he is rocking the SHIT out of it.

      I was totally digging Hemsworth until we got down to the pale shoes.  Then I noticed the floppy open shirt.  Come on boy, you’re getting there.

      You pretty much stole the words out of my mouth about Renner’s suit.  Who talked him into this?

      And Chris Evans, you are just SO adorable.  Get rid of the facial hair, babe.

    • j_anson

      Why does Mark Ruffalo make such questionable facial hair choices? 

    • mrslilypond

      is it just me or could Dubious Bald Guy be Jason Hawes from syfy’s Ghost Hunters?

    • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

      What does it say about me that of all of those men, I still find RDJ the most attractive?

      Fangirl 4 lyfe, yo.

    • TieDye64

      RDJ for the win! Jeremy Renner? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. 

    • MzzPants

      Chris Evans for the win.

      And Samuel L. Jackson can do whatever the hell he wants.  He’s way past having to try.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emily-Smith/12431153 Emily Smith

      woof dude who plays Loki does it for me though he is fiiiine.

    • MilaXX

      Apparently amethyst is RDJ new child’s birthstone, hence the purple suit. His wife, who looks GREAT for having given birth 2mths ago wore a bracelet with amethyst stones.
      Jennifer Gray is posing like her life depends on it.
      Helmworth has douche dripping out his pores. Do not get the appeal
      Chris Evans looks great.
      I don’t mind Renner’s black shirt/tie combo, but the light color sharks skin suit tips it into mobster land.
      I think Sam Jackson looks great, but far too casual for the RC.
      Mark Ruffalo always looks like he smells bad.
      Skarsgard and Hiddleston both look fairly safe and boring.

    • eight_of_nine

      RDJ, goddamn. *fans self*  Not since the Joker has someone rocked a purple suit so hard.  And the way he and Susan are together… love those big, genuine smiles.

    • nannypoo

      Robert Downey Jr. is so cute that I am going to pretend his suit is not purple.

    • http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

      You could have said “I give you a million dollars if you name this star” and I would have NEVER guessed Jennifer Grey. Never. Jeremy Renner is looking less than hot here. Chris Hemsworth? Douchy? I think you confused him with the one dating Hannah Montana. Am I supposed to recognize the girl with Ruffalo? She looks familiar and very much like she threw on a silk bathrobe. 

    • siriuslover

      Good gandalf, WTF is up with those shiny suits? And don’t suits have inside pockets? Why can’t these guys put their cell phones in there so we don’t have to see their phone line? RDJ looks positively adorable. But I’m on TLo record of approving of even his most ridiculous looks…

    • mom2ajs5

      You’ve got me cracking up tonight! What’s with all the shine on these poor men?? My fave comment: Unless you’re planning on whacking someone in a Vegas casino parking lot in 1963, you shouldn’t be wearing this suit.Priceless!

    • http://twitter.com/helloacid Andrea Cid

      “Samuel L. Jackson. Clearly, we’re looking at our next project, now that we’ve fixed Robert Downey, Jr.” — No no no! Please don’t fix him! he has a look that’s as defined as Helena Bonham Carter! :)

    • jessieroset

      bald guy in the back ftw

    • Swiftlytiltingplanet

      Samuel L. made my heart hurt.  Dude is waaaaaaaaaaay too cool to be looking that bad

    • ccm800

      Ya know –  you guys get paid a boat full of dough to make these pictures – work it out! So much of this is bad…male celebrities…if the girls are gonna lay down on surgeons tables at 19 and wear stilts for the rest of their natural born life while starving themselves….the least you could do is put some damn effort into not looking like drunk cousins at weddings. 

      • formerlyAnon

         If only my drunk cousins at weddings were working with as many genetic blessings.

    • RzYoung

      Wow

    • ChaquitaPhilly

      So funny! WOW! and a PURPLE SUIT???

    • Emily Guillory

      Good god…Chris Evans is effin hot.  And I love that the most put together guys are in Gucci :)

      and Tom is my new crush, he’s so delicious – loved him in Thor (I root for the bad guy).

    • MissAnnieRN

      So, Stellan Skarsgard looks drunk or something.  There’s a bit of a lean, the awkward arm around the younger, THE UNTUCKED SHIRT.  WTF?

      And seriously -Jennifer Grey –  I had no idea who the chick was in that picture.  This is coming from something who watched Dirty Dancing and Ferris Bueller’s Day off approximately 4,592 times growing up.  She looks like a cross between Posh and Ashley Judd.  She SHOULD looks like JENNIFER GREY.  BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS.

      This Chris Evans person is adorable.  I don’t know who he is, but I intend to watch him closely….

    • cmb92191

      Why Jennifer?  Why?    I thought Terri Hatcher as well.   If any white guy can pull off a purple suit, it is RDJ.   Samuel L. Jackson just looks sad.    As for the douche – that shirt is unubuttoned so low I was expecting a few chains and chest hair circa 1976.   It looks like he is a contestant on Dance Fever.   As for Jeremy Renner– he could go home and try again.

    • GorgeousThings

      I’ve had a very soft spot for RDJ ever since “Heart and Souls”. I’ll take him, purple suit and all. And look at that shit-eating grin. He’s LOVING this! So cute!!!

    • jennmarie19

      THAT IS JENNIFER GREY?????

    • Pennymac

      Swooning as usual over RDJ. But as Jennmarie and many commenters posted before me, THAT IS JENNIFER GREY???

    • JanieS

      You’re right – wearing his shirt that way does make Chris Helmsworth look like a douche. He should just take it off.

      And the pants.

      Actually, lets just go with the whole “bathe him and bring him to me” thing.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J4QGTFQCCILAE4N2SYZZRJ6SPY R LM

      THAT’S JENNIFER GREY?  My God in Heaven.

      Um, Tom Hiddleston?  RAWR.

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      I looked at Jeremy Renner and immediately thought “OH, Good God!”  Scrolled down and those were the first words you typed.  Love you boys!

      Also, it can’t be a coincidence that RDJ has big boy shoes on and his wife is accompanying him on the red carpet. :)

    • KaileeM

      Aww, it’s kinda cute RDJ’s wife is wearing a purple bracelet. Matchy!

       

    • terekirkland

      I’ve got to give it to Chris Evans for this one. He wins. Not a lot of guys could pull off that sit, but the fit is great. And a cute smile never hurts.

      Chris Hemsworth I’m just going to give it to. So the fewer buttons I have to deal with, the better. ;)

    • http://twitter.com/nicolahearts nicole seligman

      boys: STOP with the shiny suits. good lord. and mark, could you have maybe shaved for the event?

    • tsid2012

      Wait, THAT’S Jennifer Grey?!?  Man…..  Agreed, a lot of not so good suits on cute guys.  Clearly, mark ruffalo would like us all to know he “dresses to the left”.

    • KathKo

      I actually had to google Jennifer Grey’s name in order to convince myself we were talkjing about the same girl.
      Holy Cher in scrubs ! Talk about to much surgery !

    • Cathy S

      Sam looks like he’s ready for a golf outing. I kind of dig the purple suit on Robert Downey though.

    • shanon

      Why are people calling tom a doucge now? You don’t know him personally. The guy slips up one time and suddenly he’s labeled as a douche… for wrestling a microphone? Cmon a douche is some one with a dick personality not someone who fights for a microphone once so far…stupid press tryna bash a good actor -.-