Solange Knowles in Stéphane Rolland

Posted on April 27, 2012

Honest to God, our first thought was, “Why is Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012), sitting down on the red carpet, and why is she propping her phone in her lap like that?”

 

Solange Knowles attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala in NYC in a Stéphane Rolland couture gown.

Stéphane Rolland Spring 2012 Couture Collection

But Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012), is NOT sitting down. She is, in fact, wearing a dress that makes her hips look wide and her legs look about 11 inches long. Also, that is NOT the phone of Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012). That is, in fact, part of this increasingly difficult-to-understand dress. And to go with her extremely focus-pulling gown, Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012), chose to sport absolutely no makeup at all, or at least, to give the impression of such. Perhaps Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012), figured, “Fuck all y’all motherfuckers. I’m not even bothering.”

Sol, honey. Go home. Your heart’s clearly not in it tonight. There’s a Ben & Jerry’s with your name on it out there somewhere.

[Photo Credit: Theo Wargo/Getty Images]

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