Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Andrew Gn

Posted on April 17, 2012

You guys! Rosie H-W put on a dress and it doesn’t actually look all that good on her!

All those voodoo dolls you stuck pins into actually did the trick!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the screening of “Safe” in New York City in a Andrew Gn dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Clutch by Diane von Furstenberg. Earrings by Miriam Haskell.

Andrew Gn Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Andie Arthur (ELITE)

Diane von Furstenberg ‘Lytton’ Metallic Canvas Clutch

Have we mentioned our hatred of tulip skirts before? No? Well we hate tulip skirts. If you’d like to know why, we refer you to the internationally famous size-0 model making the attempt to wear one in the above pictures and looking like she shoplifted a ham.

Those shoes are adorable but we’re not sure they work with a white dress. As always, though, she’s giving good face. Can’t take that away from her.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images, elle.com]

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

      I love it on her. Call me uncultured :P

    • tween00

      I have to admit feeling a bit gleeful that the dress doesn’t look good on her. Does that make me a bad person?

      • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

        Not at all. I’m right there with ya.

    • rainwood1

      The photo from the waist up is stunning.  And the shoes are a fun pop of color with the white.

      • JaneDC

        Agree completely. It just goes wrong in the skirt.

    • janedonuts

      Ha! I love those shoes though. 

    • Judy_J

      From the waist up she looks fabulous.  I’m with you on the tulip skirt.  I really hate them.  Shoes are cute, but appear to be too big for her.  Can’t these stylists come up with footwear that fits properly? 

    • Vaniljekjeks

      To be fair, one has to be superhuman to pull off that hem.  I don’t think it particularly flatters anyone.  Even on the model it screams ” poolside wrap”.  

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I like longer tulip skirts, when the parting hits at the knee. Otherwise is looks like curtain for your ladyparts.

      • MilaXX

         I agree, done right I don’t mind a tulip skirt.

    • gdougs

      Ooooh those shoes are fab! Also, does anyone know how Gn is pronounced?

    • judybrowni

      Hate the tulip skirts, even the ones less bunchy.

      Those look like they’re just about to part and reveal a vagina.

    • http://twitter.com/fncmullin Nora M.

      I don’t love it on her BUt I don’t think I’d love it on anyone. It’s not so much her as it is the dress.

    • Pannyx

      I can’t stand those shoes. Maybe they wouldn’t hurt my eyes as much with a different outfit, but I doubt it.

    • Spicytomato1

      She does look like she shoplifted a ham…inside a diaper. And the shoes actually add to that effect, she looks like a diaper-clad toddler who tried on her mom’s pumps. The shoes on the model, matchy as they are, look better to me.

    • crash1212

      “shoplifted a ham” – tee hee. Well said. Tulip skirts need to die.

    • guest2visits

      She’s looking beautiful. The shoes aren’t for this dress.
      I love tulip skirts; just not this bulky, wrap-over type. Maybe its the material.

    • Frank_821

      part of the problem of course is Rosie’s (and the model’s) proportions. The dress gives a highly pronounce pear shape that’s exasperated by the neckline. It wouldn’t be as bad if she had a naturally bustier body, then we would have more of an hour glass figure

      Also the fabric kind of screams wedding which deters from the whole look even more

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        “exasperated by the neckline” — that was my first belly laugh of the day!  Love it!

    • TieDye64

      Gorgeous from the waist up. The shoes are fun, but I agree they don’t belong with that dress. 

    • ballerinawithagun

      She still looks great! I made a wedding dress similar to this in the nineties. My bride looked better.

    • MilaXX

      It looks like she’s wearing the dress an inch or 2 longer and it’s throwing off proportions. Agreed the shoes are nice. UT don’t exactly go.

    • Celandine1

      Two thoughts on this:
      1) You are a model with an incredible body who gets free red carpet clothes, why would you wear a dress that looks like a swim suit cover up for a beach wedding?

      2) Why do your legs appear orange while the rest of your exposed skin is much lighter?

    • BrooklynBomber

      . . . looking like she shoplifted a ham

      So good it bears repeating.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      it’s the severity of her hair, i think, more than anything. that & that the tulipy part of the skirt doesnt fit right. how i wish a skirt that size would be too big for me. no chance, but it is too big for her. also the shoes are all totally beyond wrong. you like them better than i do. to me, theyre all kinds of discombobulated. the wacky almost batiky print, for example, doesnt match their conservative early 60s style. or at least that is what they look like to me, as much as i can see of them.

    • Cheri Lee

      Her legs look like toothpicks stuck to a marshmallow…not cute.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

      Well…. I like the earrings and the purse…

    • Funkykatt

      I don’t like the shoes only because I don’t like the color blue, I think they would be nice in another shade. 

    • EEKstl

      LOVE the neckline and the bodice but they can’t save that skirt.  Plus a little “bridey” with all the embroidery.  Great “on paper” shoes, but oddly not so great in reality.  Go figure.  

    • nannypoo

      I like the shoes. Everything else is either not so good or just plain bad. And next time she might want to apply that self tanner to the upper part of her body as well.

    • Lina_bee

      I am so with you on the tulip skirt hate. They look weird and unflattering on every shape.

    • kimmeister

      The top half of the dress and the shoes are to die for.

      • TheOtherChristina

        Seconded!

    • turtleemily

      RE: Everyone talking about her tan legs vs paler upper body…

      It’s the harsh spotlight from above washing out the top of her. Compare the RC shots to the non-RC ones.
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2130833/Safe-movie-premiere-Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-joins-Jason-Statham-modest-white-dress.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    • butterflysunita

      She looks lovely, but that skirt looks like a diaper.  

    • zmayhem

      She looks less-than-optimal judging against her own personal fabulosity curve, but, damn. The best, most exquisitely garbed and elegantly made-up and effortlessly poised day of my life, I think I looked maybe 1/25th as stunning as her “not actually all that good.”

      • filmcricket

        I’m actually still waiting for my day like that.

    • siriuslover

      I do love the shoes. I would buy those shoes but I don’t know what I could wear them with.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Too bridal, especially with those shoes.

    • cleep1000

      The shoes completely ruin it for me. I might have been able to forgive the tulip skirt if paired with a rockin’ pair of white strappy sandals. Yeah, I said it. Matching shoes!

    • Candigirl1968

      That’s a hard dress to wear.  How can it make someone so tiny look hippy?  Also, it looks like a wedding cake.  

    • PeaceBang

      I’m just gonna stare at her face. She’s SO beautiful! And the clutch is divoon. I think the dress is cute on the model, though.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Wow, ugly dress. And the shoes. And WHOA, those earrings. GIRL. This is bad.

    • ZnSD

      Oh girl. Did you catch the bouquet? No? Too bad.

    • SapphoPoet

      Yeah, I don’t like the dress either. Also, the earrings scream “Claire’s.” I do like the clutch, though. 

    • mom2ajs5

      Love the shoes! 

    • filmcricket

      Thanks for that link, she does look more normal-coloured in natural light, doesn’t she? And the shoes work better.

      Man, Statham’s got a big head. I mean, I know a lot of movie stars do, but his is just… inordinately large.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/K3O2QNXDJIU3AJINAGNJRYWDZ4 mrspotts66

      those shoes!  ~*~swoon~*~

    • placea

      Definitely looks better on Andie … Partly due to fit on Rosie being all wrong!!
      Both girls are beyond gorgeous!!

    • Stephen Bornstein

      Maybe it’s me…but, I love a good ham.

    • NurseEllen

      That dress would look better if it were a FLOOR LENGTH tulip hem, I think.  I don’t know what you’d wear those shoes with, if not a white dress.  (Of course, maybe not *this* white dress.)  And will someone please tell me how the name “Gn” is pronounced?

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      “Shoplifted a ham.”   TLo, please know that I have had the shittiest week in the world.  I needed to be jolted out of it.  You did it.  Thank you so much.  Shoplifted a ham.  OMG I love that so much.  
      Hammishly Yours,
      BWGP

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      I shutter to think how bad I would look in a tulip skirt. I don’t think the material helps either, needs more drape. Other than that, Rosie looks good.

    • http://twitter.com/SuzBald Susan Baldwin

      Good face, but mother-of-the-bride earrings.  Love the clutch, though.

    • kaycem

      the shoes also don’t fit.  hang your head in shame, RH-W!

    • MoreShoes

      Tulip skirts ar evil. I hate them with passion. They look great on paper but once you try them on, you feel like an overstuffed sausage. Cute shoes, love the clutch.

    • VeryClaire

      That neckline does not actually look good on anyone. Cute shoes.

    • marilyn

      She is cute.  The tulip skirt is narrow enough to give shape but not make her hips look big.  The dress is perfect for contrasting, busy shoes.  The purse is perfect.  It is different, but does not fight the shoes or the dress.  

    • TheOriginalLulu

      What are you guys smokin? She’s among the 0.1% of the female population who can actually look hot in that dress.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Other than the fact that this looks sorta like a bridal dress, I love the whole look.  Beautiful hair and makeup, the dress is cute, lurve the shoes.  She’s quite stunning looking.

    • Jennifer L.

      It looks like the tablecloths from my wedding. Shoes are awesome though.

    • gdougs

      hm, interesting! thanks, I’ve always wondered!

    • butter nut

      well now we know the big trend of prom this year.

    • hearkentoit

      Ugh, I think she looks great. You really gave me hope with that lead-in, guys.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I like the top of the dress (and the halter and the fabric) a lot on her. But that skirt is a definite no.