Pairs Division: Stone and Garfield in NYC

Posted on April 10, 2012

Oh, come on.

We thought it was adorable and charming the first time, not to mention the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth times, but are we supposed to believe you two just happen to hit the streets of NYC looking spectacular, cute, and up-to-the-second stylish every time you go out? We don’t think so. You two have overplayed your hand. We’re on to you now.

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield in NYCMaxMara Camel Hair Coat

Oh, shut up with your cute cardigan.

Timo Weiland Striped Cardigan

 

And Emma, you shut up about your sweet little flats and the fact that you can make a pair of white shorts work with a coat.

It’s very simple, you two. If you would like to return to our good graces and not have us constantly accuse you of being a walking PR push for your little spider-movie, gallivanting all over town in free thousand-dollar outfits carefully styled to make you look like jus’ plain folk, then you’re both going to need to show up somewhere dressed in stained t-shirts, slimy sneakers, and stretched-out yoga pants with a small rip. Then you’re going to have to stage a fight. Or at the very least, stop looking so cute together. That moody puss is a good start, Emma.

No, we’re not going to score you. You want it too badly.

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage, saksfifthavenue.com]

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  • VicksieDo

    and if they looked sloppy, they’d get slammed for that too

    • BrooklynBomber

      Tongue in cheek, my dear.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_64HSRZWCSJ5RBFGCWDLFQOICYM G

    There’s something about Mr. Hairy that makes me want to smack him.

  • Cousin_Rose

    Um, no, the white shorts do NOT work. Her legs are way too pale to rock that look.

    • http://twitter.com/The_Bugler Anna Daugherty

       Her skin is gorgeous! Pale can look good in white. I think she looks very well put-together.

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      I think pale skin can look good in white – I have to; I’m about the same color as her – but her legs here have that blue-and-pink tinge of very cold pale skin, which is contrasting poorly with the fabric. I probably wouldn’t care if that were a skirt, but I can’t get over the ridiculousness of wearing shorts when it’s cold out. (This is a little irrational, but there it is.)

      • RebeccaKW

         I have the same opinion.  If you need a COAT, not a cardigan, but a freaking camel hair coat, then you should not have bare legs.

        I do think the shorts are cute, and it really is a cute look. BUT. 

        • Judy Raddue

          You’re cracking me up, only because I saw worse this morning here in Chicago.  It was a pretty chilly morning – with wind chill, probably in the upper 30s.  While getting my morning coffee, in walks a gal in a smart knee-length plum wool coat, but wearing no hosiery and the thinnest of flip-flops.  Unbelievable…

          • Basil Von Broccoli

            Are you sure she wasn’t wearing JUST the coat? She could have been a very dapper flasher.*

            (*new name of my hypothetical future rock band)

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      Agree. Those shorts and those legs are not a good look. 

    • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com/ skadi1

      ha ha! i thought she was wearing tights at first. at least her skin looks uniform and smooth. i’m impressed.

      • Nelliebelle1197

         makeup

  • TAGinMO

    He looks like he could be broken like a matchstick.

    • Basil Von Broccoli

      He’s got spiderlegs.

    • http://twitter.com/Menshevixen Diana

      I would be up for seeing if that is true. *is bad person*

  • gubblebumm

    is she walking on her tippy toes?  like in pretend heels? 

    • http://profiles.google.com/claudiaberry Claudia Berry

      if she is, i need to slap her.  

    • AnaRoW

      It’s possible that she just walks on the balls of her feet. I do the same because I have poor balance walking flat footed.  I heard Mariah Carey once say that she does it because she’s so used to wearing high heels.

      • Jennifer L.

        Make sure you stretch your calves!!! Lying on your back, roll your foot around one way until tired, then the other way (around 15 works for me) and then shake your foot out. Then point and flex your foot a few times. This relaxes all those muscles that get bound up just with walking, never mind walking in heels!

        • gubblebumm

           But walking down the street on tippy toes is not walking on balls of feet…its kind of bizarre…and its like they aren’t together, she is stalking him…

          Takes a lot of work to walk that wy

    • rawrgrowlrawr

      I walk like that. I can walk in 4 inch heels without any pain, but flats kill me.

    • ballerinawithagun

      That’s what I see.

    • sweetestsith

       ”barbie toes”, apparently it makes your legs look nicer or something? I think its weird, but know some girls who do it if they’re being photographed in flats.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I thought they were kitten heels but we can’t see them properly – but isn’t toe walking a trait associated with autism spectrum disorders?

  • Danielle Shaw

    She looks like/is walking like she’s wearing heels.

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    “You want it too badly.” I love you, TLo.

  • crash1212

    Totally cute. Are those really flats on Emma? Cuz it looks like she’s tippy toeing down the street. Perhaps they broke into some street ballet further down the block?

    • NurseEllen

      Wait, are they auditioning for “West Side Story”? 

    • Kimberlini

      They are definitely practicing imaginary film roles…Emma as an uptown ballerina and Andrew in the upper east side remake of Midnight Cowboy.  I’m walkin’ here, I’m walkin’ here…

  • CPK1

    adorable! I have been coveting that camel hair coat since you posted her wearing it in the winter. At least she’s recycling!

  • sashaychante

    Those shorts do NOT work with that coat.

  • lordandtaylor

    I simply must have his coat. No ifs, ands, or buts. Like his shoes,too. Pass on the cardigan. Fellow readers, how does he get his hair to stand up like that and not look over producted. Please share the secret. Please.

    • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

      My husband’s hair does that naturally. Unfortunately it’s more Albert Einstein than Andrew Garfield.

  • http://twitter.com/marieldrucker Marie Drucker

    I don’t know. I love Emma, but white shorts in April? It’s not that warm yet. Are we sure those are flats? I think I love them.

  • BrightsideSusan

    They are just darling and I will not stand for these attacks on their cuteness.

  • Cathy S

    Andrew Garfield is almost ridiculously adorable. And that coat? With that cardigan. So cute. Oh yeah, and what’s her name. She’s really cute too.

  • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

    Her legs are so white that at first I thought she was wearing tights.  I have to support the move away from tanning, but man, the pallor of those legs put even my husband’s blinding white legs to shame.

    • halleygee

      I thought they were tights, too! Now I think it’s ridiculous looking – bare legs and a camel coat. I don’t agree that it works.

      • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

        I agree that I don’t agree that it works.  Pick a season.

    • NurseEllen

      Me too.  I actually tried to find another photo so I could examine her legs in more detail.  [hangs head in voyeuristic shame]  No tights, just her, and yes, it’s a bad look and ridiculous considering it’s so windy that her hair is being blown almost vertically up.

  • http://aliesunny.tumblr.com aliesunny

    She’s wearing heels and I want them. And HIS jacket. 

  • j_anson

    Wow, someone really told that kid that plum was his color, didn’t they?

  • marilyn

    Ithink her legs are too pale.  Maybe she needs hosiery, faux tan,or opaque tights.  Other than that, PERFECTION

    • MilaXX

       I would have preferred black shorts and colored tights.

    • rawrgrowlrawr

      How can she be too pale? That’s her skin color. I know this is an overstatement, but would you ever tell a black woman her legs are too dark?

  • twocee

    No, just no.  I don’t care who you are, you don’t wear a pair of shorts (any shorts of any color) at the same time as a camel hair coat.  That is just stupid.

  • chitowndg

    If those are flats, she is walking on her tip-toes.

    • BrooklynBomber

      You took da woids right ouda my mout!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

    Wait, they are actors with a movie coming out soon?! LOLOLOLOL
    I do love that coat, though.

  • Kayceed

    She is tip-toeing about to distract me from those white shorts that she has paired (bare-legged) with a camel’s hair winter coat. Gah!

  • Excellence_and_Elegance

    These two wardrobe robots (wardrobots?) have been programmed with the latest fashion guides and are constantly updated for style.

    • mountainFashionista

       Nicely done — I love a good portmanteau!

  • jw_ny

    Very odd that she’s walking behind him…subservient or a game of follow the leader?  If the latter, it doesn’t seem he’s a very good leader since it appears he’s lost and confused, per the last pic.   I’m getting a ‘Rainman’ vibe…  ;)

    I’m not digging her shorts with a heavy coat…love his cardigan though, as well that plum (edit…yes, that’s the color) coat of his.  Not a color most men would opt for…he can pull it off.    He always seems to be way more stylish than she.

  • maring321

    I don’t think those are flats that Emma’s wearing…unless she tiptoes everywhere.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

    Stop showing them!  Even she doesn’t seem to want to have to be seen with him.  No amount of coat or cardigan can fix that body, that head, that grimmace or that hair.

  • SapphoPoet

    I really covet her coat–gorgeous color and my favorite kind of collar. But the shorts don’t work–her legs are too pale. I’m cold just looking at her.

  • MilaXX

    He does indeed look cute. I’m not feeling those white shorts. She needs a color, even hipster black would have been better. Those white shorts just don’t work against her pale skirt, especially with a Fall coat.

  • formerlyAnon

    I want to get in on their supply of outerwear. Whoever’s choosing is doing an OUTSTANDING job.

  • Anathema_Device

    I love his outfit. Full stop. Especially the shoes. I don’t quite agree that she is making white shorts work with that coat. But, damn, THAT COAT! Love it.
     

  • Judy_J

    I love his coat and cardigan.  I’d wear them myself.

  • alyce1213

    I totally get metrosexuality, but he’s wearing a woman’s coat.
    He’s just too precious and skinny for my taste.

  • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Dr Skylaser

    I’m not sure about his jacket-thing; for me, the coat-like cut with the non-coat-like thin material looks off.

  • http://twitter.com/chylde bellalozza

     God, he looks like my chihuahua…

  • sarahofalessergod

    To her credit, she’s wearing the same coat she was photographed in before (featured on this site).  And he’s always been styled pretty much like this, even before Ms. Stone was a part of his life.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Yeah, I am definitely getting tired of these two.  Fabulous clothes, though.

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

    She’s moody because she doesn’t have red hair.

    Bring it back, Stone!

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

       That blonde is her natural color.  She said it’s much easier to deal with rather than dyeing it every three weeks.

      • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

         Noooo!!! We need more redheads!

        Pardon me while I pout. :)

  • TheDivineMissAnn

    Judging from her demeanor, she seems mortified at being photographed looking like she does.

  • CQAussie

    At least one of you should storm out in the middle of lunch together muttering swears.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ValTayl Valerie Taylor

    Okay, we’ve got them dressed.  Which way are the papparazzi?

  • snarkykitten

    I think there must be some cosmic law that any actor playing Spiderman is a pretentious douche

  • bellafigura1

    It’s been nippy in New York.  I can practically see the goosebumps on her legs.  Anyway, I’m not sick of them yet.  They will break my heart eventually; I’m just going to enjoy our time together now. Plus, I want her coat, a lot.

    • ajhan

      Somehow the fact that it’s actually way too cold for shorts in NY right now makes this picture even more endearing for me, in that “Stars: They’re Just Like Us!” way. I’m too cold-blooded to wear summer clothes until real summer rolls around, but I’ve seen soooo many people over the past week or so shivering in sandals, sundresses, and a big coat.

  • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

    Did anyone see her on Ellen Degeneres?  She’s was so adorable dance-bombing people.  She loved it so much I want to see shots of her doing it to random people on the street.

    • guest2visits

      That was the best. They should hire her to do it every week.

  • fiestyfashionfem

    Am I the only person in the world who doesn’t get why he is considered “cute,” “attractive,” and/or “sexy?”  I mean, his clothes are fab – but he, himself, looks like a 14 year old boy knocking on puberty’s door.  Know what I mean?

  • ballerinawithagun

    She needs stockings! Espcially if she is waing that coat.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Oh, I think their body language says more than enough about their feelings over this little contracted arrangement.

    Also, I don’t like the coat or the shorts or them together. He looks adorably over this.

  • guest2visits

    Her coat is desirable. Underneath; ick. She’s wearing two of my personal hates.
    Ballet flats; hate them,- yes I know everyone seems to love them.
    White pants or shorts; they don’t flatter anyone, – no exception here. Unless you’re in uniform; no white pants. Double for men.
    Plus, they always look so 80s.
    And sadly; he looks like he’s wearing one of her coats and sweater. Well, I’ll accept the sweater; – but that color of jacket
    is probably enough to make me want to at least stick out my foot as he walks by. I’ll bet he’d go down like an empty can of
    zero-water.

  • PaulaBerman

    I always have a prurient curiosity about these stunt-dating couples. Are they really involved/interested/in love? Are they just pretending? How much of it is real, how much is fake? Do they fake it so real that they are beyond fake? Anyway, the clothes are cute but people who wear shorts in cold weather bug me. Hint- if your outerwear is within an inch of the hem of your bottoms, you need to look into pants.

    • reebism

      I’m starting to feel like Emma Stone, like Taylor Swift before her, beards co-stars for a good cause. Which…you know, not that I’m in the habit of shipping actors, but I want to see Andrew Garfield smile again. The two of them have no chemistry, even though I would have thought Emma Stone could have chemistry with single-celled organisms, and I miss seeing him and Jesse Eisenberg together promoting The Social Network. Sigh. 

  • Candigirl1968

    Not feeling the white shorts with the heavy coat.  Pick a season.

  • nannypoo

    I love her coat, although why she would be wearing it with shorts is something I can’t explain. It looks like they had a fight. No doubt it was about his insistence on going out in a purple jacket.

  • bellafigura1

    Wait, what’s up with her tippy toes thing?  Every photo …

  • cluecat

    Reminds me too much of late 80s business wear – high waisted pleated shorts flats, except with hosiery.  I know everything comes around, but, this look needs to stay in the past.  Love the coat, though.

  • glennethph

    It’s interesting to see that people think they’re stunt-dating.  I don’t know.  It would seem too invasive for the studios to tell these two to break up with their SOs (Andrew with that girl from Raising Hope) and (Emma with Keiran Culkin, I’m not sure), and date each other. But who knows?

    • bellafigura1

      Keiran Culkin?  Ew, that gives me a different perspective on her.  Or him.  I don’t know!

  • zbkat

    He looks like a skinny Walter Matthau, who is one of my favorite actors…but let’s admit it, the kid isn’t going to age well with that face.

  • Hetha Innis

    I love the dynamic this duo sets up for T-Lo! Keeping it fresh!

  • ccm800

    these two are like room temperature over homogenized milk to me. ZERO interest. 

  • ChristySchiff

    Those seem to be heels, not flats.  Never in a million years could I pull off black heels with white shorts topped with a coat.  I don’t think I’d want to either.

  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    Thank you for clearing that up!

  • fursa_saida

    I do really love his shoes, though. I can’t help it.

  • sid123

    lol! you caught them! totally guilty.